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alright so there won't be any updates from this account anymore, sorry guys! i've kept a handful of my stories on here but as you can see i've deleted most of them.

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My Antonio by lai-shai reviews
Going against everything in his strict, Catholic upbringing, Lovino has fallen desperately into love and lust for his family's Spanish stable boy, Antonio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,379 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 9/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Infection by Self-Titled Demo reviews
Antonio didn't know what to think of the man who randomly showed up in his home... completely naked. Yet, he still found himself drawn to this "Lovino", only to be thrown into his worst nightmare. AU, Human names used. DISCONTINUED-remaining plot on last chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,561 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Ask Spain and Romano by bomb4st1cb1rd13 reviews
Spain and Romano answer questions from the fans...well, Spain answers...Romano was threatened to participate which he probably won't do...but I'll make him. Ask anything at all Dearies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Thinking About You by CatalystKiller reviews
The morning light floods in through the dark curtains, causing the male closest to the window to hiss out in displeasure. The morning light meant a new day and a whole set of problems for him. This male happened to be a Loki Laufeyson, a god of mischief and lies, on the other side of him is Thor Odinson, god of thunder.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Thor, Loki
Sausages without Buns by arial-destiny reviews
It is the beginning of summer in New York City, and Lovino has found a new rival in the world of hot dog vendors. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Spend My Time Dancing by Horribibble reviews
As much as Lovino loved seeing the upperclassman in his soccer jersey, he'd much rather help him take it off. It's about time they started playing on the same field. AU. SpaMano. Various others. All's fair in love and soccer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Drunk Confessions by Dahls reviews
In which Gilbert gets drunk, Francis gets his words mixed up, and Ivan takes advantage of the situation. RusPrus. Contains fluff and lemon and terrified Toris. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Clean Living by Cliscia reviews
Sex is Kenny's high, but vanilla is boring. Nobody is willing to play along with his weird and sometimes creepy and disturbing kinks. Nobody except Butters, who doesn't realize the depravity of it until it is too late.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Nightswimming by mochisoldffnet reviews
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night, or so they say. With Antonio involved the night was never going to be quiet. AU, smut, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Latvibrator by ItalianLifestyle reviews
This story contains the usage of Latvia as a vibrator. Just sayin'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Sleepovers are Gay by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Kenny stays over at Kyle's for the night while his parents are out. But when feelings become evident, one thing leads to another. Aged them to be teenagers Like, late teens more so K2 Smut
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tension Tighter Than A Loaded Gun by NightingaleLost reviews
A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust; you're just begging the pressure to drown you.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ask the Death Note characters advice by Ryuks-Poizun-Apples reviews
Here you can ask advice from the Death Note characters, who I may or may not have kidnapped. Rated T for some language and some T rated subjects. Just thinking in advance! Ask and they shall answer... WARNING: This is for fun, some advice may suck :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,803 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009
Romanticize a Demon by Thorn In Your Side reviews
And earn yourself a spot in hell. Just for the night, just for tonight. Really? Shouichirou should've known better than to think Takumi was more than met the eye.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - S. Yukimura, T. Usui - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
SasoDei Last Night by anime-fan-willa reviews
Sasori has a craving and walks into deis room... what'll happen? DA BEST FF I HAVE EVER WRITTEN AND THE BEST U WILL EVAR READ! IT WILL LEAVE U WANTING MAWR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Reasons I don't love Clyde Donovan by i fell in love with a villain reviews
In order to prove to his sister that he doesn’t love Clyde, Craig makes a list of reasons. But things don’t go as planned...craigxclyde. SMUT/LIME. SHITTY HUMOR AND LAZY STORYTELLING.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Accede Acquiescence to the Alluring Adolescent by Cinvxten reviews
Is there a homosexual version of "the talk?" If so, Stan needs briefed on it right away, as Ike is asking questions and Kyle isn't giving any answers. Jesus Christ... this is going to be a long night. Rated M! Stan/Kyle relationship - Stan/Ike smut
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Stan M., Ike B.
Saving You, Saving Myself by liquidity reviews
Lucas' life changes when a stranger washes up on the shore of Tazmily Village. NessxLucas
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,966 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ness, Lucas - Complete