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Don't Say by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Barney freaks out over Ted's new 'True Love'. Why is he freaking out? What happens when his secret comes out?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Distractions by Lady Spezz reviews
He straightens up, towering over me, and I am aware of how much larger he is. Not only taller but wider. Thicker. Like it would take a gale to deter him instead of the breeze that so easily ruffled my carefully styled hair. ClairexJohn. Mature situations.
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
The Kissing Scene by cobrafantasies reviews
When Joey needs help with an audition, Chandler goes through some changes. A Joey/Chandler slash.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Something Not So Blue by FantasimFiction Girl reviews
Takes place during the episode Someting Borrowed, at Lily's wedding, between Barney and Scooter, and has slash...
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Barney S., Scooter - Complete
The Touch of Your Hand by ObsessFirstAskQuestionsLater reviews
Everything about her was perfect, her raven black hair, her half smile, her beautiful porcelain skin, and she was mine.All mine. And today I'd tell her that I loved her, and she'd really be mine for the first time. Body, mind, and soul. Bemmett & Lemony
Switched at Birth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B.
Because I Love You by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
Sometimes when you love someone you have to let them go.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,370 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - [Emmett B., Bay K.] Daphne V. - Complete
Insouciance by HotSummerNights reviews
Bella enjoys spending her summer lounging by the pool ogling the sexy lifeguard. He doesn't even seem to notice her daily presence. Maybe Emmett isn't as oblivious as he seems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Never Again by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: He couldn't believe how stupid he had been. He had to make Bay forgive him. She had to see that she's the only one for him.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2011 - [Emmett B., Bay K.] - Complete
Now And Forever by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: To say Bay was freaking out would be an understatement but she knew everything would be okay when she saw him
Switched at Birth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Emmett B., Bay K.] - Complete
Emmett and Bay's first time by blondiebabyx0x0 reviews
Emmett and Bay's first time having sex. lemon. smut. fluff. oneshot. rated M for obvious reasons.
Switched at Birth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B. - Complete
Within us by MilaDance reviews
Bay/Emmett one shot starting immediately after 1x09 ends. Just a little experiment in a way.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B. - Complete
It's Too Late For Me, I'm Already In Love With You by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: Emmett is in love with Daphne, that much is clear. The only problem is Bay has fallen in love with him. Being in love with a man who's in love with someone else. There is only one way this can end, in heartache.
Switched at Birth - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Emmett B., Bay K.] - Complete
A Surprise for Bay by flourelle reviews
It's Bay's birthday, and Emmett has a surprise for her. Fluffly one shot.
Switched at Birth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Emmett B., Bay K. - Complete
My Happily Ever After by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: Everyone has their fairytale ending and this is hers.
Switched at Birth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Emmett B., Bay K.] - Complete
Last First Kiss by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
Oneshot: For Emmett and Bay everything is perfect in their romance, better than either could have hoped. But now the hardest obstacle they've ever had to face is on their doorstep, telling Daphne.
Switched at Birth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Emmett B., Bay K.] Daphne V., Regina V. - Complete
Alone With You by KarriLena86 reviews
Spencer and Toby spend the night together while her parents are away one weekend.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
I Do by flourelle reviews
Bay and Emmett's wedding! Bay's dress on my profile!
Switched at Birth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B. - Complete
Being Enough For You by postcardfromsomewhere reviews
After Emmett kisses Bay. Bay's thoughts, fears, and concerns after the kiss, with a nightly visit from her suitor. "I just want to be enough for you." Fluff. R/R! Bemmett.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B.
The Voice Of Love by unfinishedstorylines reviews
Just another Bemmett story,it seemed like a good idea in my head, critique my writing? I have a couple of spelling mistakes, I know
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B.
My Knight in Shining Leather by mysecretlife27 reviews
Bay and Emmet have been dating for a few months and things are going great. He even taught her sign language, but what happens when a snobby girl makes comments about Emmett's deafness? Please read and review. Oneshot. Rated for slight language.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B. - Complete
Afternoon Delights by babylopez2008 reviews
Emmett receives a raunchy picture at work from his wife, Bella. Of course, Emmett can't do anything to give into his desire at work. What happens when he goes home for some afternoon delight?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Fantasy by Mrs Don Draper reviews
In the midst of having intimate relations, Ted and Barney fantasize what they would do with Marshall if he were there with them.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Ted/Barney based around the episode when Ted got the butterfly tattoo. The reason Barney's knees gave up on him is that he has a fetish about tramp stamp tattoos and was simply overcome with lust.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
To Have and To Hold by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Ted goes to Barney when Stella leaves him at the altar.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by I'm.In.The.Buisness.Of.MISERY reviews
Barney decides it's time to spice up his and Bill's sex life... with handcuffs. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Barney S., Scooter
What's Lust Got to do With It? by my hubby is no edward reviews
While Edward & Rosalie are out of town, will Emmett and Bella be able to contain their infatuation for one another, or will they let the lust consume them? AU/AH, a bit OOC; rated M for a good reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,732 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Friends Don't Keep Secrets by julesmonster reviews
Chandler comes across Joey's secret and it changes everything for him.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2010 - [Joey T., Chandler B.] - Complete
Edge by idioticonion reviews
Call him The Commodore. Explicit Ted/Barney Slash, BDSM
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Suitor by idioticonion reviews
Barney finally gets Ted in a suit, but then he can't keep his hands off of him. Set after Season 5 Girls vs Suits. M/M explicit slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
ProblemCauseSolution by zeeharan reviews
Chandler had a problem. Joey knew sex. Sex would certainly solve Chandler's problems.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Rope by idioticonion reviews
Ted discovers that Barney loves being tied up. Warning: M/M sex and bondage. Set during Slaspgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Star by idioticonion reviews
Both Marshall and Barney are convinced that they're the one who can blow Ted's mind. Explicit M/M slash. Set Season 4, after The Three Days Rule.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Tastes like freedom by idioticonion reviews
Barney and Ted "lick the Liberty Bell" - so to speak. M/M explicit slash. Spoilers for season 1, The Sweet Taste of Liberty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Haircut by idioticonion reviews
Barney's got surprising erogenous zones. Preslash Ted/Barney Spoilers for Season 1, Pilot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Article 146 by idioticonion reviews
Everything just gets too much for Barney. Warning for sexual situation. Spoilers for Season 2, Where were we?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Stall by idioticonion reviews
Strip club" is code for "bathroom sex". Ted/Barney slash/relationship and spoilers for Of Course
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Nice Dream by idioticonion reviews
The super-date song, Barney's POV. Ted/Barney angst, Spoilers for Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Water by idioticonion reviews
Why Barney jumped into the Hudson River, and what happened thereafter.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Knocked Up 2: The Spawn of Gabby by TonyWhumper reviews
When Gibbs and Abby find out they're unable to have children, she considers asking Tony to be a surrogate. What could possibly go wrong? Rated to be safe. McTony Gabby
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,474 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Haven't you always? by idioticonion reviews
Barney wants to wear Jenkins like a sock, apparently. Ted's momentary confusion leads somewhere unexpected for both of them. Explicit M/M slash, based on Season 5, Jenkins.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Patch it up by idioticonion reviews
The naked thing ain't bad, Ted realises. Spoilers to s5e06 Bagpipes. VERY adult m/m slash fiction.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Knocked Up by TonyWhumper reviews
*Warning: MPREG/Slash Ahead*. Don't read if it isn't your cup of tea. Story is as the title suggests... Our favorite Very Special Agent DiNozzo finds himself in a bit of an uncomfortable situation. Rating for Language. McTony as well as Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,431 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Once, a glimpse by idioticonion
Mary-the-paralegal's sleep is disturbed by her drunken neighbour and his friend. This is sort-of AU based on the huge, sprawling HIMYM Facebook role play. And very smutty, M/M and M/F.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Scooter, Barney S.
Scoot by idioticonion reviews
At Lily and Marshall's wedding, Barney encounters Scooter after Brad has roughed him up a bit. Barney/Scooter Slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Barney S., Scooter - Complete