Chalcedony Rivers
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Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Spring Awakening, Misfits, 2009, Mighty Boosh, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

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Hello. I just thought I'd put up a little section about me, so you can attach an author to the stories.

My name is Chalcedony. In reality, I am anxious, awkward, and a little too obsessed with things that aren't real. The chance you will ever meet me in reality is minimal. Luckily for you, I'm also anxious, awkward and obsessional online! However, if you want to talk to me, you will find me (hopefully) easy company. I've met some lovely people on this site over the years and am happy to talk to anyone who fancies dropping me a line. *Awkward*

There are several things I love, and these are the things I have written for. I joined this site years ago when I couldn't write to save my life, and I like to think I'm improving all the time. As a writer, I tend towards the slashy side, but only for pairings that I think have genuine potential. My stories usually have something to do with either losing something, or finding something that is lost. My favourite characters tend to be the ones who are overshadowed and yet are extraordinarily brilliant in their own right. Freud would love me.

I am from Britain, and so have a love for all British comedy - The Mighty Boosh is one of my regular fan-writing beaus. However, this also makes me incredible susceptible to Brit-picking. I like to leave reviews which show some analysis of an author's work, although sometimes I'm so bowled over by people's level of talent that I can't form proper sentences. I will always try to reply to your review, even if it's just a quick thank you, because I'm a great believer in being grateful - that said, if you favourite and don't review...

I worship Microsoft Word. I am obsessed with Greek mythology, classic literature and modern classic literature and plan to take a phD in Creative Writing (despite the current economic climate). I spend more time quoting things than coming up with my own things so say, and have a saying stored for every occasion, probably because I lead a fairly sad life. My aim in life is to see a book that I have written being written fanfic about. That would just be the coolest thing. I am a feminist and a liberal, and I despise prejudice-based hatred.

I think that's all for now. If you have any questions...anyone? Bueller?

Au Revoir.

Chalcedony Rivers / Chalcedony / Chalce / Chalcy / Any variety you can think of.

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Ava Watson Verse 3: Rocks of Salvation by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Moriarty's games and Sherlock's own arrogance have cost him the battle, but the war for Sherlock's soul plays on. Who would have thought that the shattered army doctor and the tiny girl could put up such a fight? Spoilers for 2x03 Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,849 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dearest by Hrlyqin reviews
Moriarty leaves behind more than loose ends. Now Mycroft, John, Molly and Sherlock all need to work together to keep secrets, protect the family, and make it right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,715 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Somewhere Near The Edge by Dark Caustic reviews
Just because the world ended doesn't mean our lives are over. Maybe I need you. A post-apocalyptic story. John/Sherlock Lestrade/Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Book of How To Grieve by Sweetest Possible Revenge reviews
John and Sherlock, after the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Improbable Helena by Concupiscence66 reviews
Vince announces he has a twin sister he has never before mentioned, who looks just like him and is coming for a visit. Howard Moon is no fool, he has it all figured out. The M rating is for later chapters.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
There's a Crack Behind the Fridge by reincarnatedwitch reviews
John was just making tea, completely normal huh? Then suddenly, John's not there any more - and no-one can remember him. What's going on? Look's like someone needs a Doctor… *Happy Birthday misskam!* :D
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Captain101 reviews
A Taxi driver and an up and coming musician meet and their shared forgotten past begins to unravel. How Howard became James and Vince became Nate is a story that may take more out of the pair than they're willing to give - let me know about the rating.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008
Family by gwingwin reviews
Christmas fic! It's Christmas day, and Naboo is feeling unusually affectionate towards his friends. Howince and so much more...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Naboo, Vince N.
Whatever Love Means by Emmylou reviews
It's 'Anthea's last day working for Mycroft. That's the official story, anyway.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Anthea, Mycroft H. - Complete
Flying Lessons by whatthefoucault reviews
Boosh meets Barley: it's like the Flintstones Meet the Jetsons, only more contrived! Howard and Vince and Dan and Jones go to New York to seek their fortunes. Mayhem ensues. Will eventually be twelve chapters; rating will go up as things get smuttier.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
bravi by coincident reviews
"If you were heterosexual, we'd be destined to have an epic will-they-won't-they courtship of outrageous proportions that would probably end in either tears or Paris." Kurt/Rachel, gen. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,742 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Get Your Knickers in a Twist by lillyankh reviews
Yet another of John's dates with Sarah is interrupted by Sherlock. But why does the detective want advice from Sarah herself? Crack and silliness.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Spring Mistakening? by Pernicia reviews
Melchi plots to overthrow Broadway. Wendla hogs the spotlight. Moritz freaks over being famous. The Part I Know Well, Opening Night, I Don't Do Smash Hits- yep, it's opening night again. A Forbidden Broadway style parody of the lyrics and script of SA!
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,697 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Melchior G., Moritz S. - Complete
Out of the Blue by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Vince POV. Vince is having a bad day...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Better Left Unsolved by Sad eyed Lady of The Low Life reviews
Sherlock discovers that John has been hiding a musical talent from him and he really wants to know why. Angst story. Not really romance but could lead there if you squint. Rated T to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Murder Rehab by Xrai reviews
John Hart is in murder rehab when a new inmate arrives declaring to have killed Ianto Jones.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Curse of Kalashki by Robot from the future reviews
Vince falls foul of an ancient Shaman's curse meaning the thing he can't live without is killing him. Will Naboo be able to find a cure before it is too late? Possible character death, angst and Howince. Rated M for language and slash
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,418 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
A Treatise on Guitar Hero Etiquette by Ykari reviews
Written for a prompt on the Glee Fluff Meme. When Finn decided to bring the boys over to watch a baseball game, this wasn't how he envisioned Kurt dealing with them. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Mutual Misunderstandings by thickets reviews
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde. Written for The Mighty Battle of Boosh on LJ. Prompt: "Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince, Everyone thinks they are together and it’s all a coy act to pretend they're not."
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Life on Mars? by thickets reviews
If you don't have a friend ... make one. A story about the power of the imagination, and a slightly different take on Howard and Vince's friendship.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
A Stationery Tale by thickets reviews
A man looking for adventure meets a man who knows how to find it, and Stationery Village will never again be the same because of it.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by KickingRoses reviews
Vince wonders "Why?" and thinks he's worked out the answer. Howard shows him he couldn't be more wrong. Tender fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by Loony4moony816 reviews
Something is wrong with his son and Burt is going to find out what. Established Kurt/Puck relationship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I Hope You Had the Time of Your Life by Demactica reviews
Vince sometimes looked up at the sky and wondered if Howard was happy wherever he was.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Silver Candles by bellmaree reviews
The sky is a solid shade of silver, the barns and houses tinted with lavender as the sky turns less silver and more charcoal grey. New Year's with the usual suspects. Ernst reflects.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Stille Nacht by Demactica reviews
Because there's never enough Hernst Christmas fluff, even when it's not Christmas anymore.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hanschen R., Ernst R. - Complete
Whatever We Become by Demactica reviews
Perhaps you wish you could go back to that autumn when you were both fifteen and reckless. Future Hernst, now with multiple chapters!
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ernst R., Hanschen R. - Complete
My Reason by KickingRoses reviews
Howard has to justify his own existence unless he wants to be erased by the mysterious Arbiter. It's not gonna be an easy task, especially with no 'real' Vince around to help him. Rated for swearing and eventual slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,927 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Patched, Mismatched, and Imperfect by thickets reviews
Howard realizes that Vince isn't perfect.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Through a Glass Darkly by ragtime tune reviews
This is the price we have to pay for growing up, is all. Martha, Ernst, and Moritz leave their childhoods behind.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Martha B., Moritz S. - Complete
Clinging In The Dark by KickingRoses reviews
A one-shot set the night after Vince saves Howard from Monkey Hell. Cue bittersweet fluff.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Meeting at Night by geekchic79 reviews
Hanschen returns home for the first time in ten years only to find everything, and everyone is not as he expected. Torn between love and guilt he must rediscover the truth behind one particular person whom he thought he'd had to leave forever.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Ernst R., Hanschen R.
Boys Keep Swinging by Froody reviews
Take a series of moments by the throat and connect them with a fistful of tension. The boys swing through the whole spectrum of denial tonight.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by emsana reviews
Will eventually be Percy Weasley / Oliver Wood with any luck. Fred and George Weasley speculate as to their brother's relationship with their Keeper in letters to Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
When Two People Cuddle In A Special Way by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Howard and Vince go on holiday and come back with a *lot* more than they bargained for... Please R&R.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,289 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Walking a Mile by JantoFan reviews
Vince and Noel both have accidents. Can their friends work out what happened before it's too late? Rating upped to 'T' for language, just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,239 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
After the Party by LDNatalie reviews
From a quotes challenge. Series 3, Howince. Beta'd by the gorgeous StarofAndromeda. What if the party had gone differently?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Howard's Odyssey by northernbullet reviews
Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Huge Cloudy Symbols of a High Romance by m-erechyn reviews
Sirius watches Remus. He's poetry in motion. "It’s always rather entertaining to watch Remus holler—politely, of course—at hapless firsties as he races down the hall." MWPP, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Jazz Maverick, the Mod & the Wardrobe by violence4 reviews
The flat is falling apart, people are vanishing, and Naboo's spells don't work. Could this have anything to do with the strange portal in Vince's wardrobe? A portal that leads to a very genius bedroom and two men with suspiciously familiar voices...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,790 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Deep Eremophobia by MissMoppet reviews
Vince wonders why Howard hates to be touched. And just what is it that Dixon Bainbridge is making him do now that he's been demoted to personal valet? Takes place after Tundra. Warnings: slash, etc.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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When Your Ship Comes In reviews
Like that other great traveller, Odysseus, Sherlock Holmes has faced perils and dangers that no man should ever have to face. And like Odysseus, he'll find his way home again someday. A Post-Reichenbach fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Secret Doubt reviews
When Sherlock is five, his Uncle Peter shows him how to unlock the wonders of the universe. In return the child gives him the honour of being the only person he looks up to. As he grows, this view is sorely tested by circumstance, and a man called Smiley.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Lack of Understanding reviews
"He'd been anticipating this meeting for a long time – almost before The Fall. He knew how it would play out, too. John would punch him, obviously. John was a soldier: the physical violence was inevitable." A reunion fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And Now We Seem Not What We Aching Are reviews
If you were to call this yet another elegy for the late and great, John Watson would correct you. After all, Sherlock isn't dead, not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W.
50 Words For Snow reviews
Six notable Christmases in the lives of Howard and Vince, and how they changed because of them. Basically fluffy Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Waiting For Godot reviews
London, Christmas Eve 1879. Against all odds, two extraordinary men collide in an improbable meeting. Well, they do say it's a small universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jack H., Rory W.
No Distance Left To Run reviews
Prior to the events of The Impossible Astronaut, the Doctor takes Rory out for a belated stag night and ends up confessing a lot more than he'd have liked.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W.
A Companion's Guide To The Doctor reviews
Amy wakes up in the Tardis and, momentarily believing herself to be back on Apalapucia, calls out for a familiar voice. She gets a little more than she bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
From Rusholme With Love reviews
Sequel to "The Joker and the Thief". Howard Moon and Vince Noir are running for their lives, which would be easier if every person in the country wasn't out looking for them...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Howard M., Vince N.
Don't Look Back In Anger reviews
Aged 27, Sally Donovan is a hard-working policewoman with a promising future and an all-encompassing love of Britpop. Then she meets Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
I Don't Think I'm In Camden Anymore reviews
Whilst searching for a hairdryer in Naboo's room, Vince finds himself on a psychedelic adventure to find the Wizard of Camden, destroy the Wicked Witch of West London, and get home before the Topshop sale starts. A story in 2 parts.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Vince N. - Complete
The Shaman's Apprentice reviews
Before evil Nanas and Crack Foxes and adventures on the roof, there was a boy called Dennis Pettifer, and he wanted to fly…
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Dennis - Complete
Colours reviews
Short 'shot. A slightly different take on Vince's perspectives.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
The Joker and the Thief reviews
October, 2003. Howard, a long-suffering bank robber, is ready to rid himself of his old life, until insufferable cab-driver Vince bursts into his life, stealing his clothes and taking up his attic. If only kidnap wasn't an offence. Mint Royale AU.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Mulled Wine In The Snow reviews
A lot can happen in a year. Naboo knows this more than anyone. Christmas Fic, slight Howince, extremely fluffy.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Naboo, Howard M. - Complete
The Heart Of A Child reviews
Two years after the vanishing of Melchior Gabor, Thea decides she needs somebody a little different to set her attentions on. However, her choice is more than a little taken with somebody else...
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Thea, Anna
A Fairytale of Xooberon reviews
"Granddad..." he ventured. "Can you tell me a story?" Naboo thought for a second. "Yeah. Alright. I think I've got one. You won't have heard it before, either" Contains mentions of Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Naboo - Complete
Whistle For The Choir reviews
It's a surprisingly large town, for such a small place. It's hard not to fall flat on your face with love. But sometimes you get lost. Sometimes you get lonely. Hanschen and Ernst are two such people...
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hanschen R., Ernst R. - Complete
All These Things That You Like To Leave Behind reviews
They call him a marvel. Personally, he quite likes being a marvel. He’s made up for it now, finally, eventually. Howince if you squint. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Price Is What? reviews
A short window into Simon's life, and everything he sees.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Simon B. - Complete
A Fairytale Of New York reviews
It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank. An old man said to me: "Won't see another one". And then he sang a song: the rare old mountain dew. I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...Posted for Chalcy's Christmas Challenge. Hernst.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Hanschen R., Ernst R. - Complete
Between God And Me reviews
A series of drabbles in the form of prayers to God by a few of the more major characters. Mentions of Hernst, Wendlior, Morilse and oneside Maritz. Also contains a challenge.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Melchior G., Moritz S. - Complete
Some Play From The Past reviews
We certainly had some remarkable times, hiding in our wigwam. Taking shelter from a childhood danger, eleven-year old Moritz and Ilse take shelter, which leads to some revealing conversations. Moritz/Ilse Pre-Spring Oneshot.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ilse, Moritz S. - Complete
Just One Thing After Another reviews
Three short oneshots, based on the songs sung by Posner in the film "The History Boys", featuring three couples: Anna/Georg, Henrst and Moritz/Ilse.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Whispering reviews
One beautiful night, two ghosts sit together and muse on love and what it means to live. Oneshot.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Wendla B., Moritz S. - Complete
The Man In The Mask reviews
Twenty-five year old Ernst Robel has spent ten years regretting, and paying the price for, his decisions. But one day, at the railtracks, his life takes an unexpected twist in the form of a strange, blonde-haired man he meets there. Hernst, eventually.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,832 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Ernst R., Hanschen R.
Spring And Summer reviews
Their whole pirate band were dropping like flies, and now she couldn't survive much longer. Ilse's thoughts during the aftermath. Short oneshot.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Ilse - Complete
A Shadow Called Sirius reviews
Remus Lupin only visited Sirius Black once when he was in Azkaban, and it was a meeting that would completely shift the foundations of their friendship. Oneshot, no slash, rated for one use of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Shadow Passed, Yearning reviews
A mother reminisces about her son, and how the thing that destroyed them began.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Mother Scorned reviews
At the birth of their fourth child, Harry is eager to meet his new daughter, and to discuss the epiphany that is her name. Unfortunatly, Ginny has other ideas... Oneshot, HP/GW RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete