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Joined 05-21-09, id: 1942388, Profile Updated: 01-01-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

It's like being in a dream here, we try to stay but we all have to wake up sometime. But the next time we dream everything will change.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Okay so I'm actually a really random but still fun person when you get to know me.

I like to play piano but it doesn't really work with sheet music for me because I do Improvising! I am an awesome friend(not my own words) but if you get on my bad side you're dead!

I like to sit and watch the clouds and dance in the rain.

I actually dance in the rain to! I don't just like jump around and stuff I put my iPod on and DANCE!!

I'm an Irish dancer from Scottish family history.

My Australian accent kicks butt, and I like to sit and eat ice cream in the pouring rain.

I eat popsicles in the bath. I know it's weird but for me it is pretty normal!

I have so many friends that call me weird but that's only because they haven't had fun yet!!

Shelbie is the one I go to when I cry. You may not know who she is but that's okay because she's an awesome person.

I write a lot of poems because it's what I do to keep myself occupied. They are depressing but I really have a happy soul.

Music: I can listen to music for days. I like everything that isn't perverted and isn't country. Well Taylor Swift is good so um yeah. I listen to a lot of Paramore, System of a Down, Flyleaf, Anberlin, Queen, Micheal Buble, and the Pussy Cat Dolls. My display of music, that is taken with me everywhere I might add, is always on songs that display how I'm feeling. Oh yeah and Anthony Green kicks serious ass.

Hobbies: I sing, dance, and play piano. I have been dancing since I was three. My singing has been kind of just weird stuff but this year i'm in choir. I taught myself out of a book for piano and am currently working on different pieces just to see where I fit into the whole piano world. I prefer singing above it all though. Not a lot of think and totally from the heart.

Awwwwwwweeeeeee Something Sad(frowney face)

Mommy...Dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

If I could have one wish I would want the world to freeze

and for everyone to get along for once so we could stop with war

the hate isn't something we should have to live in

therefore i surround myself with things that are totally distracting

all of my problems are easily resolved and i can barely stay mad at a person.

The soundtrack for my life

Here's how it works:
1. Open your music library (itunes, Winamp, media player, ipod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Hit play
4. For every question type the song that's playing
5. For every new question hit the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool

Opening Credits

Interdemensionary - Arsonists get all the girls

Waking Up

Pigs on the Wing - Pink Floyd

First Day of School
Stub(A Dub) - Mr. Bangle

Making Your New Best Friend

Over The Falls - Primus

Falling in Love

Nothing Better - The Postal Service

Breaking Up

Your Call - Secondhand Serenade


Bukowski - Modest Mouse


Business Time - Flight of the Concords

Life's Okay

Califone - Anthony Green

Death of a Close Friend

Ocean Breathes Salty - Modest Mouse

Mental Breakdown

All Night Diner - Modest Mouse


Socialized Death Sentence - Dystopia


When you breathe out, I breathe in - Modest Mouse

Getting Back Together

The district sleeps alone tonight - Postal Service

Wedding Scene

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

Birth of a Child

She loves me so - Anthony Green

Car Accident

Priceless - Incubus

Final Battle

Predetermined Sky - Unearth

Death Scene

You world of lies - Veil of Maya

Funeral Song

The Lines - Battles

End Credits

I came as a rat - Modest Mouse

Deleted Scenes

Also Frightened - Animal Collective

Gag Reel

We're all thieves - Circa Survive

Sorry if you're waiting for an update for some of my stories. I just got done with dancing at the fair and before that I had summer school and before that I had the dance recital and before that it was school and dance. I will update when my computer stops being mean to me and my writing program boots back up. Thanks for sitting tight and being patient.

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16099 - Favs: 7,583 - Follows: 3,474 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13063 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Book 1, Renesmee's Life : Clouded Moon by LiLAnnie123 reviews
Deep down Renesmee Cullen loves Jacob Black. But more than friends? She isn't even quite sure. Jacob is very tempted to tell her everything when discovering Nessie's interest to a boy at her school. Meanwhile, SOMEONE seeks revenge . . . who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 172,004 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Misguided Ghosts by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
He was the most caring, wonderful, loving boyfriend anyone could have...until he turned into a vampire. Now my only hope of if I die. "Would someone care to clissify? a broken heart and twisted minds, so I can find someone to rely on."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Story Of A Girl by xoxoisabella17 reviews
Bella moves back to Forks to be with her father. What happens when the school player makes her his next chase? This time around Forks isnt as boring as it seems.. OOC. AllHuman
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
You and Me by Christie Hart reviews
Edward has everything; fame, fortune, a family...and a past which left him as a single father. Bella's trying everything to get through her pain, but getting famous, and more importantly falling in love with Edward, wasn't how she planned on doing it. / CURRENTLY BEING EDITED, but still available!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,852 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 years of waiting, he's back, she leaves! by alicecullenhaleluvsjasper reviews
What if edward never came back? And bella was changed!Its been 100 years and bella and her coven are back where it all began,only to find her nightmares are only just beginning...they're back.Bella is forced to pose as new girl izzy,let the games begin...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,004 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
identically opposite by Fireshine reviews
Bella has a twin; Keira, and they both have their sights set one one man; Edward Cullen. who will he choose? one who is distant and mysterious or one that seems to be desperate for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,982 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Setting Sun by DaisyBell2 reviews
After an accident Bella leaves Edward. Edward is left broken until a old friend puts him together again. But when Bella's life is in danger Edward must choose to save Bella, risking his new found happiness, or to stay with the one who loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,584 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can't Get Any Hotter by PlasticTramp reviews
Edward and Alice move next door to Bella. They all become instant friends, but when Bella finds out a dreadful secret about Edward and Alice, all hell breaks loose. OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dreamless: A Renesmee Cullen Story by twilightfanpire90210 reviews
Renesmee is now 10 years old, supposedly 16, and she faces new problems. Jacob Black's disappearance. New loves. Evil twins. Bloodlust, and the desire to traverse young, bloodthirsty, Kaleb Humphrey who is causing misfortune to the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,773 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Oh My My My by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
Bella and the gang are friends growing up but then Bella is forced to leave. When events unfold Bella goes back to Forks and then tragedy strikes not once but three times in the same family. How will these friends survive? AH. Canon couples. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 110,896 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daybreak by DaisyBell2 reviews
As I stood there, waiting for Death to take me, I was suddenly vividly aware of what I was doing.I was about to give my life for this girl, the girl I loved"-Edward Cullen's life couldn't be worse when he moves to Forks, until he meets amber eyed Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,754 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn Book 4: Renesmee by Kimmydonn reviews
Renesmee's POV for Breaking Dawn. Starting just before Edward 'hears' her for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,453 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
My name is Isabella Swan formerly known as Smella by NotThatYouNeedToKnow reviews
Bella formerly known as Smella moved to Phoenix when she was 12 after consistent bullying, But what happens when Bella come back a Beautiful scene/Emo and is forced to become head cheerleader? And what about the now player Edward wants to get in her pants
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009
Falling Over Me Again by ArdnaidOcirg reviews
Edward, unknowingly, left Bella pregnant in NM. 7 years later, Bella's a vampire and she's with Nessie. What if Nessie starts to go to school where the Cullens are? Will they find out and will Bella let Edward to be a Dad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,994 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Heart To Break by ametz101 reviews
Bella goes to boarding school, Alice is her roomate, and Edward is a player. Bella's haunting past causes her not to trust Edward, but what if there is more to him? Will Bella be able to set aside her insecurities and take a chance with Edward? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,095 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skater Meets Popular by EverWonderWhy reviews
Edward's a skater. Bella's in the popular crowd. Get the picture? Will they ever learn to get along? Will they learn to love? Read to find out! A great, funny, drama filled story you will love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,992 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth in Music by katiecav reviews
A.U.Human - After years of toiling away Bella and her band mates get their big break. When Bella met Edward they both felt sparks. In the hard world of Hollywood can they have a happily ever after? Full summary inside. Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 99,119 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing but Trouble: The Volturi Twins by crzzytn reviews
Bella is returning to Forks after 126 yrs. She comes armed with her sidekick sister & a few other tricks up her sleeve. She's definitely not the same Bella that left. Rated T for language, just in case. 2nd part of NM didn't happen. BxE. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,738 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Skater and the Player by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Bella, Alice,and Emmett are the most popular kids at Forks high. Then Edward, Jasper and Rosalie came. Will Edward, the player, and Bella, the skater, find true love or hatred? BXE AXJ RXEm AH OOC T cause I'm paraniod
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Runaway by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Bella has always been a runaway orphan then one day in forks she meets two people that can help her quit running those two people happen to be Edward the love of her life and Hannah Edward's sister. Occ T normal pairings a new one HXRy really good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella
Opposite by miley341 reviews
Nessie finally gets to attend highschool-jacob goes with her, but the first day of school changes everyting do to the evil volturi twins try to blend in.What happens when jake leaves, and nessie finds out that she has other options. Nessie/Jake/Alec R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Home of the Spartans by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella is going to a new boarding school in LA where she meets great friends and the school player EDWARD CULLEN. When Edward falls for her will she over look his history with girls and fall in love or block him out of her life? BxE AxJ RxEM ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,943 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Know Your Different by SerenaCarter reviews
********Bella being the hot, coordinated and confident new girl becomes everyone's center of interest when she arrives in Orange County. Friends are made, so are enemies, and Edward has his player sights set on her. AH*********
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Bullied Bella No More by julietsparks reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward when they were younger and she flees to Phoenix & eventually moves to Italy. 4 years later, she returns to Forks, better than anyone has ever expected and she plans to make Edward regret everything he's done to her. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,257 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tracking, Finding, Then The Trouble by vampireobsesser reviews
sequel to Leaving,then's been 8 months since edward left for italy.Bella's been nothing but a zombie ever since.after having enough of all the couples around her,bella flies to italy to find him.but not without a few problems along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Felix - Complete
The Story of Us by Mindy Ann reviews
This is a reflection on Nessie's life with Jacob. It follows the progression of their relationship from her birth to the present. It will be mostly Nessie's POV, but there may be some Jacob POV as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Lost Love by ShadowWolfAngel reviews
A new werewolf has come to Forks, a different kind of wolf. When she imprints on Alice, and Seth imprints on the new wolf, what will happen? And why does Alice have a vision of a beautiful Mexican vampire? *Storyline done, two endings, work in progress*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alice, Seth
The Ripple Effect:Pt 1 of Twilight mirror trilogy by Bacio83 reviews
AU: What if Bella’s parents never divorced & she was a normal girl. She's best friends with Jacob Black for all her life & suddenly the Cullen’s moved to Forks. Part two is up now, look for Beautiful Disaster.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,218 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night At The Cullen's by Death-Of-Angel reviews
These are the stories about the Cullens when its night and have nothing to do. Each night there is drama and humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
A Family's Love by The Novelist in Training reviews
AU: Bella is a vegitarian vampire when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens, She soon moves in and becomes part of the family, and falls hard for Edward. Edward and Bella it's my first story give it a try! read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,501 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6009 - Favs: 10,212 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking Into Your Eyes by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella likes Edward. Edward's never met Bella, he's the most wanted boy in school. But what happens when they meet under the ball at a Masquerade Ball? BxE. All human. Give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Boarded Away by ReahEveBlack reviews
I am ReahEveBlack and I took over Boarded Away so read on it continues! Well R&R while I am trying to update! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Renesmee Cullen: Rising Sun by Anonymous1794 reviews
Nessie is celebrating her six/sixteenth birthday with her family and best friend, Jacob. He has something important to tell her after the party which changes both their lives. What is it?- R&R. 2nd Place Best Post BD- Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Jane Or should I say Bella? by julietsparks reviews
When Edward left, Bella got changed. Now as Jane Dewey, she sees the Cullens again in Forks after 136 yrs. She still loves him & Edward knows there's something special about Jane. Only she has a bf now & he has a gf. See how B & E get back together again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,500 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Seers by Marrabelle reviews
Revised Cullen Family Story! Silver & Devan are not average twin girls. Their psychic abilities lead them to seek out a long, lost family member. They're shocked to find that their relative hasn't changed much in 100 years.CXEs,RXEm,AXJ,E,Seth,&2OCs *FIN*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,143 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Godsisters Cousin by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Bella Swans parents die in a car accident and she has to leave with her godparents and her godsister Alice. Bella hates players for 2 reasons 1 is she had her heart broken to one.2 that same player killed her parents.Edward Player.Not good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks Player by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella swan has just moved to Forks to live with her dad. as she's arriving her dad tells her about the boys she has to stay away from. Edward apparently is the worst one of them all. What will Bella do when she catches th eattention of the Forks Player
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,848 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leaving, Then Coming Back, But Changed by vampireobsesser reviews
Bella, Edward, and Alice have been friends since they were little. But what happens when Bella moves? Who are the new kids? Why did Edward turn player? please read and reveiw all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,363 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Night by hergoldeneyes reviews
AU AH - "This is the last night you'll spend alone, I'll hold you in my arms and I won't let go..." Alice and Jasper spend one last night together, before Mr. Brandon's brutality takes away two lives, instead of just the girl's...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Forgetting Past Mistakes by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Edward leaves and Bella is changed.What if there was a different reason the Volturi never accepted Edwards plea and killed him? Now 100 years later Edward finally finds out the fate of the girl that led him to the Volturi all those years ago.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who I Am by glrob reviews
Renesmee's twin sister was taken by the Volturi and raised as their own. 12 years later the Cullens decide to take back what is theirs. Will Elizabeth learn to love the family that she never knew; or will she reject them? EmmettXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,146 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
A Solo Called Is by Forever Raining reviews
After the success of Bella's single she is offered a solo recording contract. This would mean a chance to branch out even further into stardom. But could this choice cause Bella to lose control over her life and what will this do to A Band Called Crimson?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight and Jello by iamme14 reviews
What happens when two random- and slightly insane- cousins try to involve the characters in their battle for jello.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
A Band Called Crimson by Forever Raining reviews
When Bella joined Edward, Jasper and Emmett's garage band they never expected to become famous. Now that they are caught up in the public eye will they stay together or will the fame break apart their friendship and a band called Crimson. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,209 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red September by school.and.boredom.suck reviews
Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are brothers in a band. Alice and Rosalie forced Bella to watch one of their gigs and go backstage. You could call it love at first sight, or whatever. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,309 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
Cyclone Sunday by PaigeMariexoxo reviews
When Emmett drags Bella and Edward downstairs to play Truth Or Dare when Renesmee isn't home, things take a turn for the worst. Edward and Bella have to do a dance to the song Cyclone. Someone walks in during the dance, and things get nasty. More oneshots
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Halloween of Haunted Hearts by NoFangYou reviews
Bella is dragged by the rest of the gang to a club, leaving Renesmee in the hands of Jacob for some trick-or-treat fun. Of course, in typical Alice style, she has a surprise planned! What will it be? Canon Pairings. I own nothing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Secrets to be told sooner or later by Hateful Loving reviews
When Bella goes to ForksHigh,thefootball captain starts 2fall for her,evry1 knows what a captain means,School player.What happens when her past comes to haunt her.She runs but shes really running from her feelings.She just doesnt know.New summary,re-edit
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,404 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
To Life and Freedom by ScreamBrianna reviews
Bella is a free spirited beauty who is accepting life with grace and curiosity. Edward is a world hating player. He doesn't believe in love while Bella basks in it. Who would think one girl would change so many lives in a year. All human, really inspiring
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,777 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
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Cancer reviews
Edward's last moments in life he's human as he has gone through living with cancer. One shot. R&R. all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Edward - Complete
A Certain Little Something reviews
Bella just moved to Forks. Just started school. Just started to notice things weird. Like what's up with the two blonde's in Choir? Why is there some huge indian guy following a freshman around? Can you say creeper? Sorry if it sucks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Ebony reviews
These are a bunch of my one shots that I get bored and write. So um don't cry please. Enjoi. o-0
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Welcome to Hell, Please take your seats reviews
Bella's roomie gets shot. Mysterious people are after her. Someone stole Emmett's pudding cup! Read and Review I swear its completely worth it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009
I'm Not a Playa! reviews
I can't write summaries. just read the story and r&r.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
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