Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, and South Park.
I do believe this site has gone to the fangirls. >>
I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.
I, xNearxJeffreex, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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I miss you like a retard misses the point.
1.) Being gay is not 'natural'. We must always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2.) Gay marriage will make people gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets- because of course a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, just like a human being.
4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, interracial marriage is still frowned upon, and divorce is still illegal.
5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed (Oh, what a tragedy).
6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world clearly needs more children, despite the fact that so many of them go uncared for.
7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.
9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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You know you're obsessed with Anime when...
1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favourite character’s birthday; favourite colour food and animal, blood type, and you can’t even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favourite anime or can’t buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favourite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favourite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favourite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. you want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.
Have you read a five/seven fic before?
Do you think three is hot? How hot?
He is my sexeh, connniving alter ego, so yes, he ish very hot.
What would happen if six got one pregnant?
XD, that is impossible, it's more likely that one would get six pregnant though XD
Do you recall any good fics about four?
yes, there are many many good fics concerning L.
Would seven and two make a good couple?
well...mello does have an L complex...
Four/eight or four/six?
BOTH! LxA, and LxNear FTW!!
What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
There would be some serious mind-rappage going on.
Is there such a thing as a four/two romantic fluff story?
What kind of plot would you use for a three/one fic?
Since Matt kind of looks similar to light, I would have Light fall in love with Matt because he resembles himself (narciccistic much XD), and then have matt use light and make him admit to being kira then let Mello kill him...
If you wrote a songfic about number five, what song would you chose?
If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!
What pick-up line might eight use on five?
umm, he's dead so he can't...
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and four having sex?
I shudder to think of BB walking in on L and mello.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw six?
Would you write Two/Four/Five?
What might seven scream at a moment of great passion?
FOR THE LOVE OF STRAWBERRY JAM !?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A few weeks ago >>
What is Six's super-secret kink?
having a threesome with matt and mello
Would eight shag one? Drunk or sober?
If Three and eight get together, who tops?