xNearxJeffreyx
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Joined 05-21-09, id: 1942528, Profile Updated: 12-28-09
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, and South Park.

I do believe this site has gone to the fangirls. >>


I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

I, xNearxJeffreex, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy this into your profile.

If your favorite characters always end up dying some horrible death, copy and paste this into your profile. (cough Lollie cough)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you think that Matt and Mello should have mad passionate sex copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.

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QUOTES

I miss you like a retard misses the point.
Excuse me, do you want to screw?
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I love Deadlines!I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.
You got enemies? Good, that means you actually stood up for something in your life.- Eminem
A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling "Someone is gonna get it."
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


1.) Being gay is not 'natural'. We must always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2.) Gay marriage will make people gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets- because of course a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, just like a human being.

4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, interracial marriage is still frowned upon, and divorce is still illegal.

5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed (Oh, what a tragedy).

6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world clearly needs more children, despite the fact that so many of them go uncared for.

7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.

9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage

You know you're obsessed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favourite character’s birthday; favourite colour food and animal, blood type, and you can’t even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favourite anime or can’t buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favourite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favourite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favourite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. you want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.


Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.
1)Matt
2)Mello
3)Light
4)L
5)Halle
6) Near
7) BB
8) A

Have you read a five/seven fic before?

No

Do you think three is hot? How hot?

He is my sexeh, connniving alter ego, so yes, he ish very hot.

What would happen if six got one pregnant?

XD, that is impossible, it's more likely that one would get six pregnant though XD

Do you recall any good fics about four?

yes, there are many many good fics concerning L.

Would seven and two make a good couple?

well...mello does have an L complex...

Four/eight or four/six?

BOTH! LxA, and LxNear FTW!!

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

There would be some serious mind-rappage going on.

Is there such a thing as a four/two romantic fluff story?

yes

What kind of plot would you use for a three/one fic?

Since Matt kind of looks similar to light, I would have Light fall in love with Matt because he resembles himself (narciccistic much XD), and then have matt use light and make him admit to being kira then let Mello kill him...

If you wrote a songfic about number five, what song would you chose?

Dollhouse

If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!

What pick-up line might eight use on five?

umm, he's dead so he can't...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and four having sex?

I shudder to think of BB walking in on L and mello.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw six?

no

Would you write Two/Four/Five?

yes

What might seven scream at a moment of great passion?

FOR THE LOVE OF STRAWBERRY JAM !?

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few weeks ago >>

What is Six's super-secret kink?

having a threesome with matt and mello

Would eight shag one? Drunk or sober?

no

If Three and eight get together, who tops?

Light, definately.


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US Route 285 by Percentile reviews
Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,955 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Airport by sukistrawberry2468 reviews
Light discovers the mysteries of the afterlife - and who's been waiting there for him for five years. L/Light pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Imposter by choco meru reviews
Mello will do anything to avenge L, even if he has to impersonate Misa Amane. What will he encounter with a deceiving Light Yagami? Will he find out the truth, or get founded out? And Matt isn’t making things any easier with his jealousy… Warnings inside.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Matt, Mello
Forever by CelloAstro reviews
K, so this is the first fic I've ever written. Mello dies. What will happen to him? Better than the summary, I promise.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Mello, Matt
Honey by Turn Back Now reviews
Cute little MelloxMatt songfic to the song Honey, by Bonnie McKee. WARNING: You will choke on the fluffiness of it! Seriously!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Mello, Matt
Matt's Cigs by dramaq reviews
Kira is dead and Matt and Mello share a shabby apartment. Now... why did Mello steal Matt's cigarets? One-shot fluff! MXM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sex Text by xElementFivex reviews
Mello just got text messaging, but he's not too fond of this new technology. Luckily, Near and Matt seem to know what they're doing and that spells bad news for Mello. Crack. OOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
White Picket Fence by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Matt's gay, and Mello's not sure how to handle it. It's a good thing Near knows magic. Twoshot. Crack, OOCness and homosexuality warnings. MattMelloMatt and onesided MelloNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Clocks by Sen-chan21 reviews
Clocks. Annoying contraptions really, even if they are useful. Matt and Mello lie in bed one night very late, and Matt notices just how bothersome clocks can be. Sleep-deprived rambling ensues. Funny drabble based on a true story.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ambush by Nerdy-Insane-Writer reviews
Matt, for the first time in his life, was going to defy Mello. With what? A Nerf gun. He probably should've known Mello wouldn't take too kindly towards that.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Breaking Of Rules by Levi's Nice Ass reviews
Mello was sin and sex and the breaking of rules...exactly how Matt liked it. MXM LEMON READ AND REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Cherry Stems by Pensulliwen reviews
This was a ridiculous exercise; Misa would pay for bringing up the subject at all. So what if the detective could knot a cherry stem with his tongue? But of course, Light was never one to back down from a challenge. Light/Misa and Misa/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Hushed Things by phollie reviews
Two beings seperated by as little space as the universe will allow them, caught in the soft clinch of autumn and the unbreakable hold of time. MelloxMatt. T. Fluff.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Christmas Story Oneshot by xxxDuckiexxx reviews
Just a oneshot starring Mello and Matt :3 Supposed to be fluffy, but ended up as fail. Posts it anyways!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Koosh Ball by Tatsu Borreik reviews
Mello and Matt's boredom quickly turns into a very interesting game. Rated for Mello's mouth and Matt's libido. One shot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Popcorn by Xxanime'obcessedxX reviews
L/Light L and light watch a movie--suckish frickin drabble. emphesis on "suckish"
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2009 - L, Light Y.
Perhaps the World will Know what we Shared by Dragonrider4000 reviews
I need to tell someone. I need to make these things known, I need to share how I feel and how it happened. I need to tell someone just what he means to me. Because without that what will remain when the end arrives and we are gone? Matt x Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Liebevolle Mihael by xNearxJeffreyx reviews
Matt has been desperately searching for Mello for 3 years. One night, just when Matt's about to give up all hope, mello finds him. Will their love for each other help them solve the kira case and more, or will it fail along with their chances ofsurviving.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Matt, Mello
Innocent Arms by willow233 reviews
Whammy House 1999. Mello, Matt, and Near watch as a new orphan arrives. But, it seems that she wants nothing to do with the world. So, what is a young boy to do when he falls for such a secretive girl?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Near, Mello
Basic Human Needs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Box for Mello by tao-fetish reviews
MelloxMatt It’s Christmas, and Matt has a gift to give Mello something special to let his partner know what’s on his mind.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Looks by Saulie reviews
It was something to do, living. Matt and Mello and something that didn't happen.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
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DeAtH NoTe OnEsHoTs reviews
In which Light tries to get some, and Matt is the world. Most will be MXM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Call reviews
Oh God. I'm so sorry...I'm such an utterly detestable child of yours...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Your My Super Best Friend and I Love You reviews
What could be scarier than being gay for your best friend? ...Admitting it.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Liebevolle Mihael reviews
Matt has been desperately searching for Mello for 3 years. One night, just when Matt's about to give up all hope, mello finds him. Will their love for each other help them solve the kira case and more, or will it fail along with their chances ofsurviving.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Matt, Mello
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