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Joined 05-21-09, id: 1942701, Profile Updated: 01-03-14
Author has written 38 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Naruto, Harry Potter, Anime X-overs, Pokémon, Dungeons and Dragons, RWBY, Prototype, Assassin's Creed, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Bleach, Inheritance Cycle, Book X-overs, and Code Geass.

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Got it from 'xXKuroTenshi666Xx'


When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.(lol. I found this on someone's profile, and I remember thinking when I was little that if I ran into the Trix rabit, I would give him some Trix)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If found this little thing from chocolate sage , who by the way has an interesting concept to THIS PERSON'S stories.

Now why am i posting THIS AUTHORS work...

BECAUSE I F3CKING AGREE WITH IT

Kishimoto hating circle:

(7/10)

Kishimoto Rant on the Naruto series: warning contains spoilers

NARUTO- What the bloody hell happen? The series started out so well. But then you started getting chummy with Sasuke. Can we say Mary Jane boys and girls?

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SET SASUKE UP WITH 'YEARS' OF TRAINING WITH A BLOODY POWER HUNGRY SANNIN AND THEN LEAVE NARUTO WITH JACK SQUAT? DID NARUTO LEARN ANYTHING FROM HIS TIME WITH JIRAIYA?

He left a chipper blonde brat and he returned a nostalgic blond brat with hardly anything to show for it. YES you wanted to stick to the formula -3 protagonist trade mark techniques that beats em' all and what not.

BUT WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO USE SOME VARIETY? The resengan, kick ass. The Kage-bushin, again kick-ass. BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL WITH THE RASSEN-SHURIKAN? YOU GIVE FUCKING SASUKE THE ETERNAL SHARIGAN THAT LETS HIM PERFORM S-RANK JUTSU WITH EASE AND THEN FINALLY GIVING NARUTO A POWER THAT MIGHT POSSIBLE RIVAL THAT. YOU TAKE IT AWAY! THE BLOODY SAGE-MODE (THAT HE'S NOT EVEN PROFICIENT IN) DOESN'T CUT IT!

Okay Kishimoto. Enough is a fucking nuf'. Killing Kakashi, I was okay with. Killing Asuma while extremely unneeded. I got over. Fucking over Jiraiya... that was un-acceptable. WHY THE HELL WAS THAT EVEN NECCESSARY? WHAT THE HELL DID THAT ACCOMPLISH? ALL IT DID WAS PISS OFF EVERYONE IN THE LEAF- AND MADE NARUTO SLIGHTLY MORE FURIOUS AT PEIN THAN HE ALREADY WAS!

Itachi... you killed him off as well. The most bad arse mofo in the game and you killed him off. YOU killed off one of the most popular characters in your series, and are probably laughing it off in your wine cellar like the dickens.

However Itachi was a support character. I found your resoning in that and accepted it. BUT CONVERTING HIM AFTER YOU KILLED HIM I DO NOT! How the HELL do you get off pissing on his grave with your bigot slander Kishi? YOU showed him as a villain. YOU had him fit the bill. THEN YOU DUMP ACID ON ITACHI'S CROTCH BY CONVERTING HIM TO THE GOOD SIDE! Its bad enough you hardly gave him any air time. BUT with the little you do, you pull this BS?

Now onto the Pein game. SCREW YOU KISHIMOTO! How the bloody hell are you going to pull some utter bull like that?

HOW DO YOU GET OFF REVIVING 'EVERYONE' THAT WAS KILLED IN THE DAMN POWER STRUGGLE! I HOPE AKIRA TORIYAM SUES YOUR ASS FOR PULLING SHIT OUT OF HIS PLAYBOOK. THIS IS NARUTO NOT DRAGONBALL Z. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT SERIES OR CRAFTED YOURS TO MODEL AFTER IT. THE DBZ SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH ANY VALIDATION!

Okay its your story, you've made your multi millions off your damnable merchandise and you've robbed any shred of respect I was had for you. I was one of the people that would defend you, now... the series ending better be fantastic, if I even stay along that long to see pardon me read it. Because you cheap rat bastards stopped transalating it.

Kishimoto has left so many character's with so much potential in the series go to waste and I'll make it my personal duty to exact these wrongs done to the Narutoverse.

These people are:

Itachi - he had so much more to give, but I do relize he was only a support character.

Kisame - We saw this guy like what 5 times?

Killer Bee - His fight was B.S and made me cry

Garra - He needs more air time damn it!

Lee/ Gai - who needs the fountain of youth when you got these two?

Tobi - he gave a new meaning to spontaneous

Kakashi - poor sensei/human being/role model or not he doesn't get enough credit for all the things he has done.

Haku - potential layed waste before it could even truly start.

Hinata- poor Hyuuga tormented/abused in fiction and almost useless in canon until the filler arcs. What have we done!

Shikamaru- Manga wise this guy's pretty well off but in fiction... Come on people this pinapple headed smart ass has the potential to be the strongest guy in the manga. We already know he going to end up the most intelligent guy in the hidden leaf why not add some muscle mass and jutsu to his arsenal, neh? The only thing holding him back is his laziness and that can be solved with a creative attitude adjustment.

The list goes on but that is it for now.

Got this from withRainEyes

Unless your Shakespeare, stay away from inordinately cliche and overused plots that no one would ever do, especially when you have a million dollar franchise that includes audiences over the age of eight. Thanks Kishimoto, for ruining your manga so I no longer have to waver between, "Wow...that was a really dumb plot", and "Wow...that was a terrible idea, but at least it wasn't as bad as the last one."

and i have officially lost hope in Naruto. As a character, and a series.

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Sephiroth’s Sword

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

NamelessHeretic

"It takes real guts to admit you're a coward."

Zendura

Something taken is worthless, but something earned is worth everything.

NarutoBrat's

Shit happens, find a toilet

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

My girlfriend is a cannibal...she eats kids by the millions.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.

MountainWind

I feel the ‘urge to merge.

I like fleshy pink tacos, with extra special sauce

Unknown

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.

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Guys just so you know if your going to review please don't flame i would actually perfer you guys to critque me on how i can improve. it has been a long while since i've written and i need to get back into gear. Flamers don't waste your time.

This is from Ranmawho1

Before I continue, I'm gonna rant. I'm gonna be brutally honest, so bear with me.

Far, FAR too many times, I've clicked on a review board, only to see a good writer getting flammed because some stupid asshole doesn't like how they've done something. GROW UP PEOPLE! This is a fanfiction site, A FAN-FUCKING-FICTION SITE! Do you know what that means? That means that this site was created for the express purpose of writing stories based off of popular media, and they are FANFICTIONS!! Now please, hold your gasps of surprize at such a shocking revelation, and pay attention! Who gives a flying fuck if someone wants to write a story and change how someone in the story acts, thinks, dresses, fucks, calles themselves, or any of that stupid shit? You wanna know something? There are no characters, NONE, who are cannological characters (the only, and I mean ONLY excptions being parts of a fanfic that were taken directly from whatever story their based off of, and written WORD FOR WORD, and even then, there's a chance of the characters becoming ooc.)! No matter how well you may think you know a character, no matter how much time you've invested in studying them, unless you are the character's actual CREATOR, there is no way in HELL that you can be absolutely certain that how you have a character react to any given situation would be how the creator would have them react. So quit flaming people over stupid crap you hypocritical dip-shits!

And because of you fuckin' flamin' dipshits, I'm takin' my other rant off!

Thank you.

Well you heard him

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile


From Tenchi Sawada

Our world is different.

Our world today is made from terrorisom as a bomb that blow up and kill inoocnet people.

Our world today is made up of hunger as kids who kill each other to get a bowl of rice.

Our world today is made up of bullets as they enter the so called enemies body.

Our world today is made of money as the have many and the many have few.

Our world today comes from sweat as workers sweat in work shops over their long hours.

Our world today comes from fear as people wonder if today is their last.

Our world today comes from death as thousands die everyday.

Our world today sees blood as a women kills her cheating husband.

Our world today sees poverty from as a man scavanges the garbage to find some food to eat.

Our world needs ears to hear the cry of the poor.

OUr world needs eyes to see our own faults.

Our world needs hands to help others stand.

Our world needs feet to keep progressing.

Our world needs hope to see a better day.

Our world needs love so that we may stand together as brothers and sisters in arms.

Our world needs strenght to perservere through tough times.

Our world needs Unity so that we may work out our differences and make a better life for all.

Our world needs:

We are creatures of amazing potential. It is not whether we want use that potential or not but rather can we. If we are to move forward as a human race then we must make sure that no one is left behind. For if we do than we are spread apart and weaker, so that a strong force could divide us and turn us against each other. It is evident that in all things we are simple parts of the greater unison. It is only when we see that, we can truly progress.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you believe in the Human race -TenchiSawada

I got this stuff from my Partner and it is hella funn yshit

Love Reign O'er Me--The Who "Who?" "Yes." "What?" "No, The Who." "The WHO?" "Yes." "What?" "No, Who."

Confucius say: war does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.

Someone: "Why don't you bike to school, Wyatt?"
Someone Else: "Because I'm Jewish, and too cheap to buy a bike lock."
Another person: "But biking saves time, and time is money!"
Someone Else: "Yes, but by walking, I don't have to pay money to be part of a gym, because walking keeps me in shape. So I'm saving money by not having to buy a bike lock OR pay for gym membership OR pay for gas to drive a car!"
Another Person: "See , he has been Jewish longer than you have."

It had a massive advantage. And by massive I mean like T-Rex versus Teletubby advantage

Today, I answered a question in school. The person behind me called me a nerd. I asked her what a nerd was. She said someone who knows stuff. Then I asked her how that was an insult. She's still confused. I win."

I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Oh my Science!

Some things on my "Things To Do Before I Die" list are "Save or drastically improve the life of at least one person through genetic research, genetic therapy, or other genetic work" and "Get a gym full of people to sing Bohemian Rhapsody impromptu."

Wow, I was expecting her to yell "MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!" when she fell down the stairs.

Oh no! Someone on the Internet has a different opinion than I do! As this is most serious business, and the Internet itself is the most serious of serious business, I am thus rightfully shocked and offended by this heinous turn of events!

I will proceed to write angry things about this person in my blog/livejournal/deadjournal/greatjournal/other online journal equivalent/website/email/offline journal/diary/letter to my senator so that others may learn of my extreme displeasure and take the appropriate action!

"Like, this bill only applies to human beings. So for example this doesn't include like shooting covenant dudes.

I know as much of video games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care for them even less. Wake me up for the end of the world." --Hiei-chibi

"There's all kinds of 'we'! 'We', 'oui, and my favorite 'WHEEEEEEEEEEE'" -- Cosmo

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Caution! Water on road when raining

Come to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person...just a beautiful monkey

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

SAVE THE EARTH - it's the only planet that has chocolate

Love is beautiful, love is painful, and love is undescribable...Damn that's cheesy... better scratch that... and now moving on...

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on Ebay

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works

The funniest thing about this sentance is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid

"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm outta bubble gum."

"You know, I once read that in a fortune cookie."

“Im not oblivious, I’ve just been ignoring you.” --Naru-chan

The day she would trust Naraku is the day she would dress up in a bunny suit and hop around Tokyo carrying a sign that would say, “I am the great Easter bunny. Bow down and kiss my furry ass.” --Kagome-chan

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...” --Sirius

One by one the pixies steal my sanity

I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t

"High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls!" --Shigure-kun

“Neji! I knew it! Enjoy your youth Neji! Enjoy it with a beautiful flower like Tenten! Get married! Have dozens of kids! Name them all Lee! I’d be honored!” --Lee-kun

First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”

“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.” --Naru-chan

You're only as old as the person you're sleeping with

“Hell was full, so I came back”

First person: “I think his brain turned to mush” Second person: “He had a brain?”

“it’s all right to be afraid. After all, bravery comes from fear. Anything else is just stupidity ...shut up, Sasuke.” --Naru-chan

"Yeah, Yeah. Roar, roar to you too buddy" -Inu-kun to Fluffy-sama

“I’m the damn Hokage, I can afford to be fashionably late once in a while.” --Arashi-sama

“The short of it is that I consider it my civic duty to piss you all off. Thank you.” --Harry

Money doesn't grow on trees. If it did, then I would be outside raking.

"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China." --Miroku-kun

"I'm gonna build my own lunar landing. With flapjacks and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar landing and the flapjacks. Aah screw the whole thing." --Bender

“I shouldn’t, but I can, so I will…”

MOM! Mom we’re in trouble! This guy who looked like a gay pirate attacked us he gave Sasuke a weird looking hickey it looks bad we need help right now!” --Naru-chan talking to Irene-san about Oro-teme in the Forest Of Death

"YES, damn it! Let's fucking go already! The sooner I give up the Tetsusaiga, the sooner we can all DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH." --Inu-kun

“Hey Urameshi, you answering machine is winking at me!” --Kazuma-kun

"Screw you guys, I'm going home." --Cartman

"Oh my god, you killed Kenny!" "You Bastards!" --Kyle and Stan.

"Evil Beware; we have waffles." --Raven from Teen Titans

"I may be in charge now, but even I will be ruled by my wife when I go home!"Random Villian from Fruits Basket

“That’s because Neji was brought up to be a prim and proper lady,” --Naru-chan

“I can’t very well beat anyone up if my own powers are kicking my ass.” --Harry

'This is NARUTO time, meaning you SHUT UP and listen!' --Naru-chan

People have hope, Because they cannot see Death standing behind them.

“Kitling, one true friend can be worth having to deal with a hundred mean kids. But if they’re mean to you again just tell me and I’ll beat ‘em up for you….and Gaara can hide the bodies in his gourd.” --Naru-chan to Kizuko-chan

“Aha. Ha. Ha. Oh, sorry, what? I was too busy laughing at your obvious lack of self dignity and dress sense.” --Lily to James

"If heaven doesn't have gay porn, i don't wanna go..."

“Oh yes, Pick on the orphan boy with guilt issues.” --Harry

Hehe!! I’m a Ninja! You can’t see me! -looks around suspiciously- Because I’m in your pants!! -laughs-

"I absolutely refuse to believe that you can possibly be anything but uke with that much make-up on." --Miroku-kun to Fluffy-sama

“Pack your bags everybody, Naruto’s taking us on an ego trip.” -- Sasuke-chan

“What do you mean plan? I’ll hold Naruto down, and you can shove some apples down his throat or something.” said Sasuke. “What? No!” Sakura exclaimed “Fine, if you like, you hold him down and I’ll shove apples down his throat. But I bet you he’ll bite me.” grumbled Sasuke --Sasuke-chan to Sakura-chan (I love Sasuke-chan's plan!) (cool! that ryhmed!)

"And God said let their be impatience and let he be named Yusuke Urameshi"

"NO! I DON'T WATCH PORN! -shifty eyes-"

“Congratulations! You have won a trip to Hawaii Mr. Urameshi!...Oh wait, wrong prize, my bad! You have really won the privilege of showing your cousin around school tomorrow! And if you fail to collect your prize I will personally shove your head in a toilet and flush! Have a nice day!” --Kagome-chan

“Worthless best friend, God created you for my amusement alone!” --Ivory

“You think she’d rather constant agony than the annoyance of guilt trips, twinkling eyes, and offers of sweets?” --Sirius

“Noble is the blade which bites to keep the blossom in the light; wicked is the blade which thrusts to keep itself from gaining rust.” --Iruka-sensei

"All killing them would do is lower the idiot population." --Sanzo-san

"I've never asked you for anything, Sesshoumaru," he growled through gritted teeth, claws twitching uncontrollably. "Except food." Inuyasha flushed furiously. "I was four!" --Inu-kun and Fluffy-sama

The boat went ‘put-put-put’. In circles. Naruto was steering.

“Just birds? What do I look like, Shino or Kiba? I’m friggin’ multilingual!” --Naru-chan to Ino-chan

'Jesus, Bhudda, Spongebob, I'm not picky!'

Naruto was stunned. Mr. Ice Creamsicle Hyuuga giving him a KISS! Weeelllll. The world has come to an end, Jiraiya admitted he was gay, and Orochimaru just hugged someone. --Naru-chan shocked about Neji-kun kissing his forhead (awwwwwwww)

'Help! The ramen’s dancing ballroom style!!' --Naru-chan

“Look, it’s just a bigger game of tug-of-war. If the other guy’s pulling, then either pull harder or drop the rope and let the bastard fall on his ass!” --Naru-chan

“Aren’t we just the popular kids today” -- Sirius

"Damn if Sasuke don't got a huge fan club... the dude's a pimp...-mentally shakes head- so he's hott...and that outfit.. Damn…" --Shinza-san

"Inuzuka Kiba! I like steak, biscuits, and pointy things! I hate cats, goddamn sissy things, prancing around all the fucking time and admiring themselves..." Kiba muttered, and everybody sweatdropped. (Note to self-Keep Kiba-kun away from pointy things... and cats...)

Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness.

"When you take a chibi and chibify it, you get this chibified chibi. Hiei is the cutest chibified chibi in chibidom!"

“Whoa, your hair is wicked. Is that natural, or did you play with an electric socket when you were a baby?" --Bailey-chan about Kaka-sensei's hair

“Everyone? I wouldn’t go so far as that. Perhaps the majority of the civilians do, and numerous older ninja...but remember Iruka-sensei, and the rest of our own generation. They don’t hate you because of the demon...they hate you because you’re annoying.” --Gaara-kun to Naru-chan

“We’re contemplating changing it to ite-Bay e-May, itches-Bay. What do you think?” --Sirius to James about the black family motto

"God, if you’re listening right now, you know that I don’t ask much of you, so please here me out when I give this single request: don’t let Carmen Sandiego into Gryffindor! Now I know it’s a little much, but I know if anyone can do it you can.” he paused, narrowing his eyes and lifting one fist to shake. “And lets face it, you owe me Mister!” --Harry

“You could have refrained from doing donuts in the middle of the ocean, stupid.” --Sasuke-chan to Naru-chan

Kagome could just picture it. Inuyasha thrusting his hand into the closet, pulling a naked Miroku out, Miroku raising a nonchalant eyebrow and saying, "Hello, Inuyasha! Has Kagome shown you her purple panties yet? Aren't they lovely with the little hearts and bows and all?"... and then the world going boom.

There are many reasons for drinking,

And one has just entered my head,

If a man cannot drink when he’s living,

How the hell can he drink when he’s dead?

"NOOOOOO! HE MIGHT TURN INTO A GAY TRANSVESTITE!” --Irene-san talking about Sasuke-chan

“InuYasha, will you bear my children?” Miroku-kun

“Sensei, when did the village library start stocking porno?” --Naru-chan and Sakura-chan speaking in unison to Kaka-sensei

“I’m not going out with someone that’s been castrated!” “But I haven’t!” “Yet.” --Lily and James (guess who's who)

“I damned well better not be the mother!” --Gaara-kun to Naru-chan

“Whoa, uh, damn. WINNER, DUDE WITH CLOAK!” -- Instructer talking about disguised Itachi-kun

“Dad, when I get my hands on you, you’re a dead man! Or dead ghost…uh, well, dead spirit! Oh, hell, you’re just dead! You hear me? Dead!” --Naru-chan to Arashi-sama

“I’m not a parseltongue, I’m a parselmouth. The language I can speak and understand is parseltongue. And if you’ve ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch.” --Harry

"I'm a SUPER pervert!"

QUIT TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD DAMMIT! JUST CAUSE I GET IN TROUBLE, EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE, DOES NOT MEAN I’M A CHILD!” Kori could hear Fuaiyaa yell over the phone and sweat dropped, everybody in the kitchen too.

“I’m going out with someone else!” “…Is it Remus?” “No…” “OK, then it doesn’t matter if they die.” --Lily and James (Remus must feel special)

“...No fuckin’ wonder people think he’s my damn girlfriend...little bastard prob’ly likes making them think that...” --Zabuza-san about Ha-chan

“Thanks. That’s sweet. Very twisted, but sweet.” --Naru-chan to Gaara-kun

“Whoever invented the Xerox machine should get an everlasting supply of Ramen.” --Obviously Naru-chan

Sakura began banging on the door. "You can't steal Sasuke-kun! He belongs to Gaara's brother!!"

Someone up there reeeeeeaaaally doesn’t like me. Kakashi sighed heavily. No. Scratch that: Does anyone up there like me? --Kaka-sensei's thoughts (p.s. I do!)

"holyflyingfuckwadandaRIVERDANCINGQUARTERBACK" --Kankuro-kun

“No!” “Why not?” “You don’t like me! You don’t even know anything about me!” “You still cuddle your teddy, Smiley Bear, at night, and you wonder sometimes if there’s really a cat heaven like your mum told you there was when Pepper died when you were five.” “OK… that’s freaky.” --Lily and James (that really is creepy... I'd be very scared...)

“YOU’RE DEAD, HARRY! Are you a ghost or something!” --Ron

“Wait, wait. Are you telling me your entire team is gay? What has Sasuke been feeding you?” -- Moegi-chan to Suzumi-chan

"Kuwabara, that time machine was like your brain. It didn't really work, it was just you pretending it did." --Yusuke-chan

"If life gives you lemons, read them!"

'Let the torture begin…… Mwahahaha…!' -- Kaka-sensei's thoughts

I started to nod but then paused, looking down at my wrapped up chest. “I don’t have a shirt on…” --Kira-chan

Ah, yes. The awkward silent tension. How he had missed this from his own country. No. Really. This and the multitude of lakes. --Gaara-kun

“Me saying yes is about as likely as it is that Peter is really a girl.” “He hasn’t told you?” “Nice try.” --Lily and James (thats actually really insulting to girls you bastard!)

'shit-may-defeat-the-rest-of-humanity-but-it-can’t-defeat-me!-MWAHAHAHAHA!’ --What Kaka-sensei thinks Naru-chan's attitude is

"I don't have a problem! I'M NOT INSANE! YAOI IS NOT AN ADDICTION! I can stop anytime I want... i just don't want to!"

"I taught Lee-san everything he knows about being youthful!” Gai boasted. Gaara grinned sardonically and kicked Gai square in the nuts. Gai keeled over in pain. “How youthful did that feel?” Gaara laughed as he walked off.

“Not today.” “Ever?” “No.” “C’mon, Evans! What could be more fun than a date with me?” “Stabbing myself with a fork.” -- Lily and James

“Admit it, Obito, you’ve come over to the gay-side.” -- Kaka-sensei

Holy (bleeping) (bleep) (bleep)! Since when did Naruto acquire Iruka’s Angel Eyes? (Meep) it all to (bleep), I thought only Iruka was capable of having them…! --Kaka-sensei's thoughts

“You’ve got a shuriken imbedded in your ass.” --Neji-kun

"When he was three and ran around naked screaming that he wasn't going to be opressed into wearing clothes or how about the night after his sixth birthday when kaassan found him wearing one of my dresses in the bathroom putting her make up on?" --Kagome-chan talking about Yusuke-chan

“Lily says no.” “James likes to refer to himself in third person, too.” “Weirdo.” --Lily and James ("Haruko thinks speaking in third person rocks!" "Rin agrees!")

“You better watch out, I think he’s a girl, Not quite sure but you might just hurl! Michael Jackson’s coming to town! He’s picking up boys, Checking them twice, Gonna find out if they’re ‘naughty or nice’, Michael Jackson’s coming to town!” “He sees boys when they’re sleeping! He knows when they’re awake! He knows when they’ve been ‘bad or good’, So be good for goodness sake! You better watch out, I think he’s a girl, Not quite sure but you might just hurl! Michael Jackson’s coming TO TOWN!” --Michelle-chan and Kay-chan

A blush crossed Arashi’s cheeks, which Naruto had caught, “What? What are you not telling me?” The elder blond blushed further, “Well….she uh,….has..really big…” Naruto raised an eyebrow, “Really big what?” “…” Naruto glared, “Just tell me!” Arashi growled, “BREASTS, DAMMIT! THERE, SHE HAS GIGANTIC BREATS! YOU HAPPY!” --Naru-chan and Arashi-sama talking about Tsunade-sama (what a lovely father-son relationship lolz)

“Are you fucking serious?” “No… it would be a bit disturbing if I was.” “…Gross!” --Lily and James (sigh a girl can dream)

“You bickered with Sesshoumaru? The ICE PRINCE?” shouted Sango in disbelief. “Well, it was kind of one-sided.” Kagome admitted. “Then how did you bicker?” “Every time I suggested something, he’d look at me as if I was demented or something!” “That…is because you are.” Sesshoumaru concluded before brushing past her. “Did he just talk to you on his OWN free will?” Sango demanded; eyes as wide as saucers. --Kagome-chan to Sango-chan, with a bit of Fluffy-sama

“That’s it. I have just witnessed evidence that directly contradicts Quantum Physics. I am officially a monkey butt!”--Irene-san

“Ass-kicking sperm. I’ll remember that.” --Sasuke-chan

Holy Shit, Ride 'em cowboy ! Yeeha ! Youko shouted in my ear. I sweatdropped, I really have to stop watching those western films, Youko is going ballistic. --Kurama-chan

“Shut up, insulting name.” “Um?” “Be quiet you idiotic, egotistical prick, I’m having an off day… ooh, look at that! I bounced back!” --Lily and James (I love this chick, she is so my idol!)

“My name is a word that my parents decided to call be from birth. ” Kaka-sensei

“Kagome, the rock and I are going to be mates” --Inu-kun

“Sasuke needs to get drunk more often. He talked more last night than he did for the last four years!” --Naru-chan

“OW MY FREAKING EAR MAN!” She shouted as soon as Kaze hung up. She placed her hands on her ears and held them there. “I can’t hear anything! I’m BLIND! I mean…I’M DEAF!” Everybody sweat dropped. “What?” Kori asked

“Take that, Hyuuga Hiashi!” --Arashi-sama gloating over how Naruto developed a kick-ass blood limit

“Cha. He’s dandy. Me on the other hand… I’m out of booze… I may have peed my pants… and New Years is only a half hour away without anyone to kiss… Yaaaay Beer!” -- Drunk Kaka-sensei

“The only person I think would be worse to date is Vernon Dursley.” “Yes! I’m better than someone! You so like me.” --Lily and James (James, thats not something to be proud of...)

"Our counterparts are more of ‘Stab first, stab second, then when everybody’s dead ask some questions" type of guys. -- Iruka-sensei talking to Naru-chan about Kaka-sensei and Sasuke-chan

Shigure put a hand on his chest, “You wound me with such harsh words, milady.” Kagome snorted undignified, “…yeah and you’re, but, a humble writer, right? Miroku did the same thing.” Shigure-kun and Kagome-chan

“I’m a guy! Why are you trying to get me to tell my feelings to you? To find out if I’m gay? Holy crap! I’ve got a habit from Michelle!” --Charlie-kun

"My name is Hatake Kakashi, watch me introduce myself without giving any other personal information away and tease you in the same time" --Other Jounins making fun of Kaka-sensei (Bastards!)

“If you manage to raise the dead.” “…It can’t be that hard.” “And inferi don’t count.” “Damn!” -- Lily and James

"Ha ha! Surprise crotch grab!" --Haru-kun

“If I’m a pill, will you eat me?” My beloved Kaka-sensei talking to Iruka-sensei (lucky bastard!)

This is Remus here. Sirius started shaking the computer screen, yelling at the fanfic to “get the hell out of the comp”. He doesn’t fully understand the fact that it’s not a piece of paper behind a screen…

“Listen, you OLD HAG! I do not wet the bed, I am not an idiot, and I am not FUCKING GAY! So, stuff your insults up your senile ass!” -- Naru-chan pissed off at Tsuade-sama

No, seriously, do you have a head injury? --Inu-kun to Kagome-chan

"NO HARRY! DON'T GO TO THE DARK FEMININE SIDE!" Ron screamed.

“I learned,” Sirius mused while scratching his disproportionately sized chin. “I learned there’s no way in hell midgets can run away on foot, unless they have fences to crawl under.” “Or unless,” Remus added, “the pursuers are really tall. Then you can double back by diving between their legs.” “Good point,” Sirius applauded. “And I learned accidental midget head butts are another reason you should always wear a protective cup.” --Sirius and Remus

Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi stood in the village square, trying to figure out the best way to kidnap Naruto. So far plan ‘smack him over the head with a two by four and drag him away by his feet’ was in the lead.

"Come back words! Come back!" Ron began grabbing the air in front of him

If Ibiki ever recruits Iruka, Konoha will have near hundred percent interrogation success rate. I can almost see it: Iruka asking questions all friendly like, and the prisoner screaming ‘Interrogate me properly! PROPERLY, you bastards!’ before the poor sod crumbles— bwahahahaha…! -- Kaka-sensei's thoughts about Ruka-sensei

F is fuck you stupid assed baka

U is yo mama…bitch

N is for never touch me OR I’LL-”

--Hiei-chibi's version of the F.U.N song before Kazuma-kun stopped him... that effing bastard... I like Hiei-chibi's version better...

“Come on, Iruka-sensei, stop denying your inner pevert!” -- Kaka-sensei

"Curse you Temari, Child of the Devil!!" -- Kankuro-kun

"Help me, Jebus! I'm blind!" --Kyo-chan

'If you met Jiraiya, ask him to teach you since he knows his stuff and for the love of god don’t end up a pervert like him or I’ll castrate you in the afterlife.' Arashi-sama talking about Jiraiya-sama to Naru-chan in a letter

"Drop the chocolate...and nobody suffers my wrath...except the holder of my chocolate..." --Kori-chan

“Is it just me,” he said, “or did Kakashi sound like a proud papa?” Asuma-san (only if im the mum!)

"I refuse to grow up! For I am Peter Pan!" Ron jumped onto the compartment seat, promptly bumping his head on the compartment roof.

“Kreacher learned children laugh when humans get hit in their penis places!” “Not just children,” Harry said with a snicker. “I wouldn’t say ‘learned’ as much as I reaffirmed what I suspected,” Remus said, “in that people do not keep midgets on leashes and take them for walks.” --Kreacher, Harry and Remus

"Beautiful Sesshoumaru here has a three meter pole shoved up his butt.” The Taiyoukai glared at the miko dangerously. The miko quickly amended. “I’m sorry. Beautiful Sesshoumaru-sama here has a three meter pole shoved up his butt. Better?” --Kagome-chan

Gaara's head appeared in one of those net things. "You can't come and get me! You're to old and FAT to catch me!" Temari smacks her hand over her mouth and looks at Kankurou. There was a agonizing silence as Kankurou was engulfed in flames. Temari: 'Oh, shit...' "YOU LITTLE BRAT!!" Kankurou charged into the tubes and went up to where Gaara was. Gaara saw him. Screamed. And ran for dear life.

Kori fawl down...go boom" she mumbled, loud enough for everyone to hear, she had those swirly eyes in her eyes.

He could no longer trust the fucking trees --Kaka-sensei's thoughts

"Get your midget ass back here, Hiei!" --Kurama-chan

"He said my family symbol looked like a ping pong racket.” Sasuke murmured solemnly.Kakashi stared at the Uchiha crest for a while, then snapped his fingers at them impatiently. “Okay you three, real training now. Sakura, you’re hunter one, Naruto, hunter two, and Ping Pong, you’re the victim. Start running.” Sasuke stared in disbelief and hatred. “Excuse me?” “I said start running, Ping Pong!” Kakashi made a few quick hand seals and Sasuke’s shorts suddenly became three sizes too small. “AH! MOTHER &#!” With that Sasuke started running.

Murder is a delicate form of artwork and should be treated as such.

“I learned people get upset when you drop kick a midget. Even if it’s a biter.” --Harry

"This is for the three innocent lives you stole! And this is for screwing with their master! And this! This one’s for me! Just for pissing me off!” --Yusuke-chan

"Hi." "Whoa! Oh, man! Don’t sneak up on me like that! I’m still not used to you being at eye-level!" Koenma-sama and Yusuke-chan

We will not rule the ministry if we take the worlds population of ferrets and release them into the building while they have signs magicked to their innocent, cute, furry backs saying 'Potter will win. He has the ferrets, he can have you!" Angelina-chan to Fred-kun

"So, you have a plan?" "I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY FIST!" - Al-chibi and Ed-chan about Mustang

Strangers have the BEST candy!

PERVERTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

It was a demon cat, he could tell by its smell and energy signal. The little guy, it clearly had a masculine scent to it, was black with red ruby dangerously shining eyes. It looked like a version of a Hiei cat. Freaky... --Kurama-chan's thoughts

"AHHH HIEI CAT, RUN FRICKIN RUN!!" --Yusuke-chan and Kazuma-kun

“I learned that if you’re being dragged on the ground by a magicked carousel, then it’s funny to throw up. But only for as long as it takes to make one revolution.” --Sirius

“R! A! P! E! Get your hands offa me!” Michelle-chan and Kay-chan

“MY NAME IS KAGOME YOU EVIL SANTA’S ELF FROM HELL! Yeah I said it! K-A-G-O-M-E! KAGOME, OKAY, GET IT STRAIGHT!” --Kagome-chan to Hiei-chibi

"Inu Yasha, if you come after me I promise I'll give you a long and torturous death. Maybe I'll lock you in a room with your brother, tell him you called him a crossdresser and watch as he carves you up. Well, ja!" --Kagome-chan

You SOLD me?

“If you have any plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will.” Hiei-chibi

Kakashi beamed and waved around a succulent center fold porn magazine from the skylight. --Kaka-sensei (so kawaii!)

“This idiot makes Kuwabara look smart.” Hiei-chibi

"SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! And you, boy, if you don't shut up, I swear I'll de-man you with the pencil that the guy in front of me keeps tapping on my desk to get my attention. Then I'll stick the fingers that the guy BEHIND me keeps tapping on my shoulder, and stick them up your ASS!"

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't

the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train

light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak

lottery: a tax on people who dont understand statistics

main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

I'd kill for a nobel peace prize

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Bug me and your dead... Touch me, you'll wish you were dead, try to talk to me for no god damn reason, and You'll die, go to hell, and come back just to repeat the process. Got that?

“If you touch my ass, I’ll shove your staff up yours.” --Kay-chan to Miroku-kun

How many of you now wish to strangle her and scream in her face: "His first kiss was meant for Rain!! RAIN!!" --Talking about Hiei-chibi

Advertising Blunder of the Century: Naming a condom after a city that is famous for letting its greatest enemy penetrate through its legendary walls to destroy all in its path in the guise of a victory prize. Lesson: There is no such thing as safe sex

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Straight is something crooked that was bent

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done

The problem with reality is a lack of background music

Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back


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Impoartant: Shunpo Naruto notice

Hey guys as you know doubt have noticed, Shunpo Naruto has been deleted. NOw i would love to just say that i just deleted the story so i could rework it but that is not the case. My story was forcefully deleted by Fanfiction.com. Why? Well because someone snitched on me. NO i did not do anything illegal nor did i kikll someone (though they are the same thing) Thats beside the point. My main and horrid reason for having the story deleted is taht one cahpter which i used the second person ... YOu. Now i could just counter the arugement saying that the character i named was You.. but hey the person who reported me to fanfiction.com administraters was an ass and trying to get me in toruble. Now i will take this as a gift and rework my stories to my liking. I will update it and hope for you all to review once more. Though... we probably won't get up to 500 like i was hoping... Anyways i hope you all continue to read my story and and i of course will coninue to write.

IMportant note 2: Shunpo naruto until further notice is discontinued. Do NOT ADOPT! I WILL ALLOW NO ONE TO ADOPT IT UNLESS I TAKE DOWN THIS POST!


Question:

If a vampire were to bite a zombie and drink its blood, would the zombie become a vampire, or would the vampire become a zombie? Or would they both become zombie-vampire hybrids? In fact, what if a zombie was having a really bad day and got bitten by both a vampire AND a werewolf, and then the vampire and the werewolf couldn't agree on who got the last slice of pizza and bit each other. Do we now have three zombie-werewolf-vampires, or is there some sort of hierarchy of supernatural "infections"?

More importantly, how awesome would it be to have an army of undead were-vampires?


JINCHUURIKI

OK out of all the stuff to happen. I believe Kishimoto is making shit as he goes. The names, the BEING FRIENDS WITH DEMONS, and so on. But one thing that pissed me off was the fact that all the Jinchuuriki could gather into one area. WTF I MEAN WTF IS THAT SHIT. THATS MY SHIT! I am not saying that it is possible he copied me NOR am i saying i magically knew it was going to happen. I am saying If Kishimoto is writing ideas that comes out from someone who is NOT a professional writer... I just don't know... Uggh.


OK: Naruto chapter 599

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

It was obvious. the twist was obvious. Shoddy all around . The problem with this is that you have no motivation and it is inconsistent. I wont go into details for FULLY spoiling it would be idiotic. but it detracts from a LOT of meaning.

First off Old way vs new way. If it had been Madara it would've made Naruto's path (to finding peace) a lot better. With this guy... you just have a generic villan NO MATTER WHAT the reason he turned evil.7


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Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 8,292 - Follows: 9,611 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4655 - Favs: 4,353 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,298 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Enharmonic Interval by Locked Owle reviews
At eighteen Harry figures that he's done all the good that he's ever going to do. SHIELD thinks otherwise. Set Pre Avengers Movie. Potterverse AU after Goblet of Fire. Very Eventual Background Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,024 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Razor's Edge: Requiem by Tairis Deamhan reviews
John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 296,940 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,771 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,019 - Follows: 7,589 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto works under the Third Hokage as his aide. He will need to steel his resolve and use his abilities to defend the Village and protect the Hokage to the best of his abilities. Meanwhile, the drums of war beat and ancient enemies begin to return. The Fourth Great Shinobi War looms...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 301,150 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,935 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
A Glass of Crimson Souls by moonlit.nocturne reviews
"Why do you hate me so much, Chiaki?" "Because you're perfect, Uchiha, and I hate perfect people." "That's a bit unfair for me, you know. I might be imperfect. You don't know anything about me, really." "I hate you. That's all I need to know." But hate breeds passion, and passion breeds grief. And because Fate is cruel. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 253,768 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by KaLeRei reviews
A few months after coming back from the future, an unfortunate accident causes Haru to lose her memories, and sends Hayato on a collision course with his past and the memories he's buried and tried -but failed- to forget. GokuHaru; 5986. [COMPLETE]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,831 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/19/2009 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,412 - Follows: 12,323 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Non-Date by EAP615 reviews
A casual hang out between good friends get misinterpreted by others.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose] Yang Xiao Long, Lie Ren - Complete
The Snake and The Spider by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry left the wizarding world with one marketable skill and nothing else. In the cold of Russia he meets a young spider whose skills complement his own and a partnership develops.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 519 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
My Queen by Arthurian knight reviews
What if Kallen knew what she truly mean to Lelouch? How would things turn out and what does our prince have say about it? Will he hurt her to keep her away from him or will he return her feelings? AU after the first chapter Kalulu. Formerly Oneshot
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,728 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Senkei by XxZuiliu reviews
It's a miracle in itself that life extends beyond death. But in reality, reincarnation in the time of the warring clans is a curse, not a blessing. Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,530 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - OC
All the Rage by spyder-m reviews
NaruHina oneshot/drabble series based on random articles of clothing. Ratings will vary. #24. Aleatory - For Naruto, the stakes had never been higher.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,047 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Code Geass Megiddo by Wing Zero Alpha reviews
After the Black Rebellion, the world became a different place from what people knew it for. But despite that, there was still one who wished to change it for the better. This is the story of his renewed revolution...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 400,726 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C., Suzaku K.
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Too Far Over the Edge by Kintora reviews
An accident left her mute and parentless long ago. Now in high school, everyone ignores her or makes fun of her. No one seems to know that she's falling apart inside... until her worst enemy, Sora, realizes she'll break beyond repair. SK, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,967 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Sora, Kairi
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
beyond the mirror's edge by Imaginarivalued reviews
Home is where the heart is. But is happiness worth leaving everything and everyone behind? - Speculation on the Road to Ninja movie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
When Leaves Fall by Prosthetic Forehead reviews
Disaster. Calamity. Naruto has seen it all. Now, he is in the past. To the day when it all began. Can he prevent the destruction of his homeland, while keeping his identity and his sensitive plans a secret? Can he return home? Or has he failed once again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,948 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,533 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 5,611 - Follows: 6,984 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Paragraphs from the heart by Bleach-ed-Na-tsu reviews
50 paragraphs from Tsuna and his guardians through their lives. Present, TYL, future etc. All within the universe of Tsuna becoming Vongola Decimo. No pairings, family sentences.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Raison d'Être by cywscross reviews
A few weeks after Reborn arrives in Namimori and Tsuna's life is turned upside-down, a young man with ancient eyes and an easygoing smile wanders into town as well. And all of a sudden, everything changes, another path is laid out, and what little sense left in Tsuna's world promptly flies out the proverbial window.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,816 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Vongola 10th Generation
100 Moments by xStarXStruckx reviews
Just 100 moments in the life of Percy and Annabeth. Comes in all different scenarios, each containing lots of Percabeth! EDIT: Yes, I'm back!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
As You Wish by SkyGem reviews
Vongola Decimo has a little argument with his outsider advisor. Drabble. Light Iemitsu-bashing. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Iemitsu S. - Complete
In Good Conscience by La Fenris reviews
Year after year, bit by bit, the Joker has been destroying his family. Alfred will no longer stand for it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Published: 7/17/2012 - The Joker, Alfred P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 8,882 - Follows: 8,499 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
between summer and winter by Imaginarivalued reviews
In another world, in the same place, girl meets boy, and boy gives chase. A tale of the greatest meet cute ever did told, if only the girl wasn't such a lovely terror to behold. -HinaNaru. Borne from speculations of the Road to Ninja AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Searching for Home by Whispering Darkness reviews
They had all lost a lot in the war. Each member of the 'Golden Trio' had had to make sacrifices. But now that the war was over, Hermione was searching to undo hers. Unfortunately that wasn't as easy as it sounded. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
They Scare Me by SkyGem reviews
Drabble. No pairings. Thirty-five-year-old Alexandre Aquila, Don of the Aquila famiglia, finds out just how weird, and a little terrifying, the Vongola Famiglia is when twenty-year-old Tsuna takes an impromptu trip into the future.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 640 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Believe in Yesterday by H-thar reviews
Prequel to "Always in Repair." AU: As if Serah doesn't have enough to deal with in the wake of Cocoon's fall, Hope's arrival complicates everything. Balancing burdens and blessings, all they can do is try to fit into the world on which they've landed.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 214,011 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hope, Serah F. - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,611 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
we are madland by lady madland reviews
— trapped in a marble tower, amid that white nothingness, he found her. he wanted to complete his mission, she wished to be freed. and they both knew that, in the end, he would be the one to deliver the blow that would grant both of their wishes. -—darker characters ;
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 6,519 - Follows: 6,706 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Purple Butterfly by deadly-chronicles reviews
The Sky had fallen, unconscious from a battle. Everyone needed the Sky. As the Guardians desired for their Sky's return, she knew there was only one thing she could do. Family/Friendship fic. One shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Second Chance by EngelMegane reviews
Semi AU. A village massacre left Giotto and his Guardians with eight surviving children in their hands. Deciding to take them in as their own children, life in the Vongola Mansion will never be the same. First/TenthGen family story. NOTICE added.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,145 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Your Smile by deadly-chronicles reviews
She was so tired of living that she wanted to end her life, but she was saved by those sincere orange eyes and that smile. Semi-AU. 2796. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Old by MyHero reviews
Dick is old, he saw more action in his first two year of working with Batman then most heroes do their entire lives fighting crime. He ages fast; it's a part of Gotham.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., Richard G./Robin - Complete
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A chess game and more by DBT the awesome reviews
What happens when Minerva invites Artemis over for a chess game? And what happens when the two genii start chatting and laughing together? Is love in the air for them? Only time will tell... A/M ::One-shot:: Rated T just in case
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Clash With the Vendice by cywsaphyre reviews
2nd in the Finding Family series. As the threat of the Vendice draws closer, Tsuna and his new Family must prepare themselves for war. Even as he struggles to protect everyone, Tsuna must prove stronger than the danger threatening to overwhelm him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,426 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Pair the Spare by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Luna Scamander reminisces upon finding her spangled-silver dress robes at the back of her closet. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
What is real? by Safis grin reviews
Rynel can t seem to find enough proof that the blonde girl beside him is really there. The steady breathing of that sleeping form is just not enough.
Legend of the Legendary Heroes/伝説の勇者の伝説 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Ryner L., Ferris E. - Complete
Getting It Right by D U A L I T Y x2 reviews
Set after chapter 402. He killed Aizen but he hasn't won. They died, all of them. Now he has a chance to save them again, and this time he was going to get it right ::Multiple pairings::
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 206,850 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
The Mafia Wants You! by SwordsMagician reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn't been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn't need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos. WIP
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,060 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 4,083 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Prevention by Laon Kame reviews
Sion makes his decision. Onesided Sion x Ryner.
Legend of the Legendary Heroes/伝説の勇者の伝説 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sion A., Ryner L. - Complete
100 Lampin Shorts by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
100 4-sentence bits on Lambo and I-Pin. 1 through 45 are up now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - I-Pin, Lambo
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 191 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
I'm Home by SkyGem reviews
Suddenly, his face lit into the most beautiful smile ever, and he said in a barely audible voice, "What took you guys so long?"...Warning: deathfic. One-shot. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Wedding Bells by tsunadcm27 reviews
Lambo has many unanswered questions. I-pin also has her own worries and questions. So, they seek their friends for help. Lambo x I-pin
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Lambo, I-Pin - Complete
A Magical Effect by The Cursed and Torn reviews
Facing death, a child makes a rash decision that alters his life and future, leading him to take part in an event 50,000 years in the making. And it all starts with a mirror and a blood red stone. A Mass Effect/Harry Potter Crossover. The Very First!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Shepard (M)
Daybreak by haikomori reviews
"It's strange...that the only time I can admit my feelings is when I can't have you. I mean...look at me, I'm just going to cause you trouble." But it doesn't matter...tomorrow is rushing at them...and the world. And they'll be at the center of it all.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 414,015 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Child of the Changing Tides by Xutzy reviews
When Naruto met them that day, he had no idea what he was getting himself into, losing seven years, fighting Titans, falling for his cute punk friend, and coming to terms with his past life. "Watch over me mother,I am about to do something stupid again."
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,655 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U., Thalia G.
Of Rings and Ghosts by Prelude in Indigo reviews
It really all starts when a ghost throws a ring at the back of Gokudera's head, and it all goes downhill from there...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete
RvB: The Only One She Trusts by The Narwhal Ninja reviews
Tex has been having nightmares for quite sometime. Church happens to be walking by her room while she's having one. Don't judge me because of a horrid summary. Tex/Church... Clearly.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
LivingContradictory by erickmenk reviews
During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lelouch L.
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,941 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Trauma by Nivek01 reviews
As times grow darker, the tenth generation begins growing closer and closer. At the greatest celebration they'd ever had, Chrome and Tsuna discover that they're more similar then they thought - and that they can help each other more then they realized.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
One Day a Year by C. R. Scott reviews
One day out of the year, Jason Todd drags his tail out of bed before dawn, no matter how late he was up the night before. There is an appointment he has to keep the third Sunday of every June. warning - swearing
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Jason T./Red Hood, Alfred P. - Complete
Static Electricity by Prince SuperSharky reviews
Throughout time paradoxes, parallel worlds, alternate realities, there was always that spark. LamPin shorts set in any time, any place, any one of the screwed up futures, pasts and presents. Lambo, PUT THE BAZOOKA DOWN.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Lambo, I-Pin - Complete
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Don't Let Go by Fifth Horseman reviews
The inevitable finally happens, and Revy breaks. Luckily she has Rock to hold her together. Rated M mostly for the language.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Demon Boy by goddessa39 reviews
Naruto knows he is many things, but… They called him demon once.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Ten Things About the Vongola Family by Morte Lise reviews
...That they'd never tell anyone about themselves on pain of death. Because God forbid people start getting the impression that they're all CRAZY or something...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010
Two Weeks by M. H. Bard reviews
He had two weeks to fix everything, but it's been one hour and he's wondering what will happen if he's not going to be able to fix anything.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eli W., Ginn - Complete
Six makes the Sky by Lulu-ichigo reviews
The sky cannot exist without them. Vongola tribute. Collection of oneshots that remind us how much Decimo loves his famiglia. chapter 18: Cloud. Tsuna sees his cloud in a different light through these little discoveries. Written for Hibari's bday.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,825 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Afterthoughts by Epidot reviews
Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,209 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Enumerated: We are the Mafia by Nightsmoke reviews
A series of points, secrets, and little things that no one in the Vongola's really stopped to notice over the years. If they had, they'd probably scream.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
Werewolves of Namimori by Zessei reviews
Hibari Kyoya is a werewolf. Oneshot. Gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
To Love The Wolf by momoxtoshiro reviews
Sequel of To Catch The Wolf! When Ryoushi and Ryouko finally get to go out on their 'date' what could possibly go wrong? Or right? ;3
Ōkami-san to Shichinin no Nakama-tachi/オオカミさんと七人の仲間たち - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
A Moment in History by Darth Malleus reviews
As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
It's a Mafia Life by Reidluver reviews
As Christmas draws near, TYL!Tsuna starts thinking his Guardians would have been better off without him. But would they? Tsuna's about to find out when his Guardian Angel takes him for a ride, but why does he look so much like Reborn? Not crack
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,032 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 6,210 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Catch The Wolf by momoxtoshiro reviews
What if Ryoushi stumbled upon the sleeping Ryouko when she was sick, just as Ringo had? RyoushixRyouko. Fluff :3
Ōkami-san to Shichinin no Nakama-tachi/オオカミさんと七人の仲間たち - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Admit it by skipple reviews
He would never admit it, but watching her sleep at night was one of the only things keeping him sane these days. One-shot. CCxLL.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
A version you've never read of the Triwizard Tournament: Harry makes his own rules. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Boss Gathering by Nivek01 reviews
It was supposed to be a normal meeting. Everything was going fine. Until Tsuna became psychic, Squalo wanted to become a navy SEAL, and Basil killed a dragon. And that's before they even met the other families. Can Chrome get through the whole week sane?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,293 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
The fourth school is Vongola by fg7dragon reviews
The action takes place about two months after Tsuna and his friends returned from the future and during The Goblet of Fire book from the Harry Potter franchise. ADOPTED BY HinataDelDesiertoUchija
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,106 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
The Motions by O f f beat reviews
He smiles just enough that no one says anything, laughs just enough that he has fooled even himself into believing that he is okay and that life is fine and that he has seamlessly transitioned into normalcy. That he doesn't miss her. / ICHIRUKI CHAP 423
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Borderlands by Kasamari reviews
So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you! The Hunter, The Siren, The Soldier and The Berserker. They all got off the bus.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/29/2010
Oh him? No, he's crazy too by karrot bear reviews
Have you ever met a guy who you thought was normal? Then you met his family and realized they're all crazy? Well Tsuna's about to find out his family might not be the only one that fits that bill. Crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Timoteo/Vongola IX/Vongola Nono, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
In the Presence of Enemies by bourkem reviews
A Naruto TwoShot. Having declined a position in the mission to retrieve Sasuke, Naruto is instead sent an another assignment. During his travels, he will meet an unlikely ally and face-off against unknown enemies. Rated M for for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,217 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The World's Best Godfather by Lazy-ass-Ninja reviews
Iemetsu laughed, "You wanna be the godfather?" He didn't expect the answer he got from the young hit-man.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
Wings of the Butterfly by Leeko reviews
Based on the premise that the flutter of a butterfly's wings can ultimately create a typhoon. AU, first two chapters are fairly canon, push past those and the real story begins. If you aren't a fan of Kalulu, give me the chance to change your mind.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,725 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Gundam SEED Destiny: Kira by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
He had no memory, found drifting amongst the final battlefield. Two years of peace have passed since that day, unrest and distrust are again rising. This is the story on how he recovers what he lost, what he forgot, and what he never knew he had.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,762 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kira Y., Lacus C., Meer C., Shinn A. - Complete
Welcome Back by Reidluver reviews
Tsuna could hear them now. How would they react? What could he do? As the voices grew closer and the stomping more erratic, his chest constricted to the point where he thought it would burst. His Family was coming. TYL!Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Legacy of Gohan: The Completed Story by Bryson reviews
The last update has been made, and the entire story is explained. See the author's notes, and take care.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,657 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
My Roomie Lulu by Toyoko reviews
Kicked out of boarding with nowhere to go, Kallen searches for an apartment and runs into one Lelouch. What's her plan when she realizes she's gotten more than she had asked for and has nowhere else to go?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,564 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
Overture to a Dissolution by ChimericalRomance reviews
If it had never occurred to them that it would end like this, then they were blind. Spoilers for Chapter 82 onwards.
Code Breaker - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sakura S., R. Ogami - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Lullaby by Nivek01 reviews
One-shot. A boring day turns into a sensual night for our young Vongola boss when a friend visits unexpectedly.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Tsuna's Bike by Arienna Natalitha reviews
You can stroll with it around the city, slide down with it from a hill, and ride it with a friend. That's what Tsuna did with Yamamoto, Lambo and I-pin, and Gokudera!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Anthem of the Angels by Shadow Rebirth reviews
Time has no meaning, not to the Planet. Time is a human conception, a human worry. But time is all Harry has left-and something he's running out of. /The Calamity has returned, they whisper. The Calamity will Break again./ [AU, no pairings.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,869 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P.
Finding Family by cywsaphyre reviews
What if Tsuna's guardians were already involved with the mafia in some way? What if Tsuna grew up in Italy, on his way to becoming Vongola Decimo, and had confidence and skills? AU. First Fanfic. Characters OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,141 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Letters From A Dead Man by flipomatic reviews
If you are getting this note it means that I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, Zero, and leader of the Black Knights, am dead. "Live on, Kallen." -Lelouch In the process of editing.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,618 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Ebony and Ivory by KuteInsanity reviews
The things in life that seem the most different are often the things that work best together. Maybe after awhile you'll discover they're not so different after all, and then you'll wonder how they ever survived apart in the first place...Dante/Lady
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,511 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Lady/Mary, Dante - Complete
The Man Hunt by Zessei reviews
Haru dresses like a tree to catch a pervert because the Namimori police are generally incompetent and somehow Tsuna gets dragged into it too.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Haru M., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Kitsune Shinigami by Kitsune-242 reviews
Naruto is a fox hanyou that lives in the forest, thinking that he could never be found. But when he is, he runs away to a place he thinks that he could possibly blend in...Karakura in the normal world. NOT A YAIO! DISCONTINUED! REWRITE: Vulpes Alveus!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,965 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bail by Zessei reviews
Oneshot: Once again Tsuna spends a Saturday afternoon bailing Hibari out of jail.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/23/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
High School is Just Like the Mafia by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “High School is All about Cliques and Fear” Jimbo’s absence leaves a hole Tsuna and company are morally obligated to fill.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Please List the Person Who Referred You by Makeste reviews
So Tsuna finally killed someone. Unfortunately, his subconscious isn't too pleased.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
Witch's Heritage : Teacher's Day by Tsuk1Him3 reviews
There's a witch in my school. Everyone knew she's a witch and the witch didn't mind about that. She didn't care what other people thought about her. Anyone but me. Because the witch was in love with me.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Crosswords by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru helps Temari with a little word puzzle... Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Eyes of the Broken Soul by SincereNaruto reviews
Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the rest of the world around him forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 353,258 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Naruto U.
That Was a Joke: a Mass Effect 2 Interlude by Firaga Bird reviews
A little scene that could have taken place anytime after the Collector attack on the Normandy. It's a short but sweet exchange between Joker and his ever-present companion for better or for worse : EDI.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Joker, EDI - Complete
The Daemon of Pein by The Disciple of Pein reviews
The Gedo Mazo is gone. Now Pein's plans are at risk. Without being able to seal the Biju, how can he possibly succeed? There is only one option. Gather the Jinchuriki, starting with the host of the Kyubi no Yoko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,477 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5565 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,181 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Thunderstorm by LavenderSkies reviews
A story about how the 5-yr-old Crybaby became the 25-yr-old Thunderstorm...the girl who had always been his support...and the man who was pivotal in his making.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Lambo, H. Gokudera - Complete
Closer by Lynns reviews
Relationships are slowly built from the ground up and it is something that you simply do not rush into. Naruto was flattered after hearing Hinata's confession and the two of them will take the small baby steps that will lead them closer together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,089 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ten Defining Moments by Shawny Wong reviews
NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rain of Fortune by Pandaren-storyteller reviews
Touma is stuck under a bookstore waiting for the rain to stop and Mikoto happens to bump into him. Full summary inside. A Mikoto x Touma fic. Wee! I got the first official Touma x Mikoto fic T-T me happy!
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/9/2009
Red vs Blue: Making Good by Agent Texas reviews
Just days before Tex's implantation, Church visits his beloved in her room at three AM. They talk and kiss, and one other thing.... what is it? Read to find out.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Requiem by Spontaneite reviews
What would happen if Kakashi were killed early in the Wave saga? This is a story of Team 7's struggle to survive, and the boy who must grow strong to save them. Team 7-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U.
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Not Duty, Nor Responsibility by koa-chan reviews
What was left to them now? Now that it's not duty nor responsibility binding them together anymore? / Elle/Kiri
Double Arts/ダブルアーツ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kiri L., Elraine - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Not a stranger by thPeekaBoo reviews
“... Let's break up.” Gokudera turned to her; his eyes were so cold, “…Stranger.” 5986 ! :D Read it pls!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete
In Unlikeliest Places by frustratedfruitloop reviews
At 23 years old, ex-ANBU Captain Naruto is nothing like his former self. Can a year-long sojourn at Hogwarts, protecting a certain Harry Potter, restore him? --divergence starts at Naruto ch405-06, sixth year Hogwarts--
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Defeat by IronicTheorist reviews
Sorry I can't give a good summary, but please read and review!
Angel Densetsu - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 425 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
The Lady of Zero: Lelouch of the Rebellion by mostrandomgirl92 reviews
When Lelouch made his promise to crush Britannia, someone close to him made the same promise. What if someone from Lelouch's past returns to fight with Zero as his right hand, not even knowing he survived? Will she find out who Zero really is? Lelouch/OC.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 197,034 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Lelouch L. - Complete
The Plan by Chrome96 reviews
Reborn has a plan to get two people together.What will happen?2796 TsunaxChrome
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Light and Laughter by Charpie reviews
He doesn't remember when he started to like her; all he knows is that he'll never stop loving her. 27Kyoko. Written for LJ's 1sentence community. Fifty themes; one sentence each.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Kyōko S. - Complete
Magus Emissarius by ArchMagusNorth reviews
AU Harry Potter is created by Magic itself in the line of Peverell to bring balance on planet Earth. He is Quiet, mistaken to be autistic, but dangerous when needed, and is One of two candidates for "Chosen One" along with his twin sister. Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,193 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
It started with a Psychology Book by Psycoticat reviews
“The fact that it’s you asking for a book on the mind, and how it works, is disturbing enough to make Madara run in fear. What are you planning?” Naruto then gives a smile that hasn’t been seen since the painting of the Hokage Mountain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Zio Hayato by Nehszriah reviews
After fifteen years of being Tsuna’s right hand man, Gokudera thought he could get at least one afternoon of sleep. Futurefic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - H. Gokudera - Complete
Ever After by Silver Matter reviews
IchiRuki: So many people don't get their fairytale ending. Is it worth it to put on the glass slippers knowing that real life awaits after the ball? Once upon a time, there was a boy named Ichigo, a girl named Rukia, and a world of death in between...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Ninja Wire by Prince of Madness reviews
The sealing of the Kyuubi went to well, sealing off almost all of Naruto's chakra in the process. Now he makes his way as a weapons expert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,317 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Slices of CC by KiKi Hayashi reviews
Slices of C.C.'s life with Lelouch. Pre-end of Season One.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,411 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Romanticism by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
Practically a series of one-shots, these chapters revolve around Seiichiro and Ryoko's budding relationship. Warning: Fluff within. ;- *Ongoing*
Angel Densetsu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2008
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 214 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rewind by Kiwichi reviews
“ I wonder how Kakashi sensei was like when he was our age...” A freak accident occurs, throwing Sakura back in time, to when her sensei's only thirteen...AU KakaSaku Friendship Chapter 18 added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,133 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Seven Years, 10 Months, 16 Days by vesperh reviews
Ichigo has proposed to Rukia 37 times. 38th time's the charm? Ichigo/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The life of Yugito by lord of the land of fire reviews
She is Nii Yugito the two tails jinchuuriki. This is the story of her coming of age and her search for acceptance and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
In Good Company by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Game by theinfinitesadness reviews
Shikamaru and Temari play an interesting game.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Drowsy by ClevelandtoCharolette reviews
It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Out of Reach by Silver Matter reviews
IchiRuki, OneShot: Rukia wonders how it ever came to this for her and Ichigo. The barriers between them were far too big to over come: in love with a man she can never have, because he's of the living, and she's of the dead.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
The Prince and the Troublesome Maiden by lord of the land of fire reviews
Ever wonder how Shikamaru's parents got together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4035 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Starry Night by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Curiosity has always been part of the human psyche. If someone loses it, do they become less human? Can they regain it?
Halo - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Kelly-087 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
What We All Carry by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Naruto's thoughts and feelings after being reunited with Hinata. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Merits of Snoring by sharingank reviews
Rukia doesn't think she snores, but Ichigo begs to differ. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
This Is Konoha's Future by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
A 20 Truths essay about the Rookie 12. Please enjoy responsibly!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
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I Hate Life But I Love Death reviews
Before Naruto loved Life. He loved Living. When he came back, he hated living. When he came back, he wanted to die. The only thing stopping him from bringing his sword to his throat was a promise he made with Kami. Naruto is back and pissed off. Crack fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Redemption reviews
Failure. Clumsy. Useless. Weak. Things they used to describe him as. But they will all be washed away. Like Tears in the rain.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7h ago - Jaune Arc
The Long Journey reviews
Naruto travels to a new land in search of something. Chained to his past and scarred by war, Naruto is not the same as before. Gone is the innocence but not the resolution. Naruto finds his home, in war. Analysis fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Naruto U., Eragon S.
My Path that Loops reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., OC
Golden Eyes reviews
After being rejected for training by Kakashi, Naruto rages away from Konoha. He discovers something. It is not a bloodline nor a gift but an accident. It is an accident that will allow Naruto to destroy his enemies. Simply put, Naruto now has Golden Eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Drop of Blood reviews
Life and Death. Hope and Despair. Loyalty and Blood. Naruto Uzumaki lost everything. And than, as he was about to die, someone gave him everything. All Naruto sacrificed was a drop of blood.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Naruto U., Lelouch L.
Story Package reviews
A lot of stories that i have in my head that i want to share. All of them are up for grabs, just pm so i can make a running list of who has adopted them. I will be updating to give more ideas.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012
War reviews
Naruto was the one to save Hinata from the Kumo's Attempted kidnapping. The Third Hokage decides to go to war. Plot bunny. up for adoption
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Team Seven - Complete
Rollplay
There are times We let our swords do the talking. There are times where we let the Gloves do the talking. But always, no matter what happens, We always let the Dice Do the Rolling.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2013
Guardian reviews
What changes life more than Tragedy. It twists us, changes us, turns us into something else. But here there is nothing that can pulls us back, push us forward. Tsuna searches for meaning in his life after losing everything. He protects, he defends. He is the Guardian.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Land I Walk
As we walk towards our destination, we lose parts of our self and gain new ones. We walk in this land, this land of Pokemon. The land where Red is lead by Yellow. Where a trainer is led by a Pikachu to find his voice.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Red, Pikachu
Naruto no Mizu reviews
Naruto whisked away by water. His life as a leaf wilted and flew up as a swallow. Becoming the successor to a blade and the leader of his village, Naruto will complete his creed: When there is War, let me bring peace, Where there is Destruction, let me bring life, Where there is chaos, let the falling swallow descend to save. Go and right the world -Naruto Uzumaki. Rewriting
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,985 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
We've been dating reviews
Sometimes people just don't take the hint. The Vongola Generation Ten is definitely those people. Some of them are so dense that it would take a brick wall and a nuclear bomb for them to get the picture. Or something else...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Meeting the Parents reviews
Tsuna and Chrome have been going out. Chrome has gained confidence in the family. But a chance meeting has stirred old memories, old wounds. How will the new react with the old? HOw will families react to each other? 2796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
To Change an Illusion reviews
Once you've seen the future, it changes. Once you go to the past, it changes. But does an illusion change? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Jinchuuriki reviews
Every person has a connection. Every person has goals. But not every person has a demon stuck inside them. Naruto grows up, not alone, but in similar company. This is the story of the Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Safety and Peace reviews
Naruto has a secret that he is keeping from eveyone With a mysterious request to leave the village suddenly Naruto sets out to God knows where with Team 7 tailing him. The question: who are those people in the white cloaks and why do they call him brother
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Naruto U.
Synchro reviews
When one's bond becomes stronger than family. When souls become intertwined and hearts become connected. The ties they have goes beyond family. By blade they shall protect each other. By blood they will sacrifice themselves. They are the legend of Synchro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
Moon Fox reviews
Destiny has changed for Olympus. After Ressurecting Thalia from the tree Another person is ressurected. A young boy who is connected with Thalia, Anneabeth, and Luke. Son of the Moon, Trickster of Blades, Jinchuuriki of The Kyuubi, Uzumaki Naruto...
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Naruto U., Thalia G.
Chasing After You reviews
Chrome hoped, she chased. It seemed hopeless, probably impossible. But she let time do its work, she let her feelings go across. 2796 Like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Coming Home reviews
Tsuna is away at college for 4 years. He's coming back for Christmas. 2796 like always. is in line with some of my pervious works: Sweet Cake and Christmas in the Park.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Love in Approximately 4 minutes and 59 seconds reviews
Chrome is blasted to the future... where she meets an interesting person. Please read Love in 5 minutes if you haven't yet. 2796 like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Normal day reviews
Tsuna's life has been hectic and crazy. From battling Assassins to Future evils. But what about his normal days. What is his regular life like? Well lets find out shall we. 2796 like always and Alternative Universe Galore.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Subversive Intent reviews
The world is full of lies. Every person has a darkness in their hearts. You cannot trust anyone but even so you want to. Naruto looks at his village differently and so does everyone else. There is no good will, only subversive intentions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shunpo Origins reviews
Naruto is inspired by the Yondaime and creates his own technique. This will lead to drastic changes. He will become a legend. He will ascend the Shinobi world with his team. He will burn all of his enemies where they stand and they will fear his name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,057 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Prototype Fox reviews
Naruto was changed by Danzo. Gaining unbelievable powers, at the price of his memories. He gains a family at the price of old friends. He gains the lust for revenge at the price of past goals. PrototypexNaruto NaruYugi
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U.
I Love Death reviews
The rebirth of Naruto had brought a change to Soul Society. There will be blood spilt, there will be lives lost, there shall be war. As Naruto continues to strive for justice he becomes the darker side of things. He is the Blood flash. The prequel story.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Suì-Fēng
Shunpo Magic reviews
Before Naruto's gennin ever came into the picture. Naruto was in Anbu. He was a tortured man, haunted by his past, his massacre. Anbu Team 8 were the best of the best. But there was one mission that stood out in their record. The SS-rank mission: Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Love at First Dance reviews
Tsuna has never liked dancing. He knows how to do it but he does not like the woman. it is not that they aren't pretty nor are they nice Tsuna will only dance with someone he truly has a passion for. But one accident leads to love. 2796 like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Falling in love in 5 minutes reviews
Tsuna is bored. But he gets a suprise visit. Scratch that. he gets two suprise vistors and his life is taken for a spin. 2796 Like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
A New Sky reviews
The Future is bleak. But Tsuna sets out to change it. He has changed. He becomes a New Sky. Nothing will stand in his way towards his goal. No one shall harm his family. Tsuna has seen the future, he knows what to do. But how will he go about it? 2796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Veritas reviews
What is Truth? How do you find it? Naruto is about to find it out. He will use is Fists and the E.O.T.L. He will be with his friends as he conquers those who hunt him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Sweet Cake reviews
Tsuna is alone with Chrome. It's I-pin's birthday. He decides to bake a cake, the only problem is: he doesn't know how. But luckily someone can help him out with that. And the two of them make something really sweet. 2796 like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Dreams reviews
Tsuna is now at Mafia School. He is away from his family. He feels alone, torn from his family. Will his dreams help him? Will he find happiness in them? This si a preview to my new Series. Enjoy
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Hitman Magic reviews
Tsuna has returned from the futrue and tries to change it. Tsuna hears a way to free Mukuro. The plan is to capture an escapee as an exchange. The only way to find the convict is to particpate in a tournament and protect a certain Harry Potter. 4th book.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,047 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Christmas in the Park reviews
It has been a few months since they have come back to the past. Things are different. Tsuna is different. But that doesn't mean Tsuna won't stop caring. In fact he'll start to care more. Thats how he is and that he is how he will always be.Merry Christmas
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
The Lives of Those Crazy People reviews
This is a preview for the sequals i will be doing for Shunpo Naruto. They will all be epic trust me. But i wanted to see if you guys approved. But if i told you that would be too easy so i decided to let you guys guess. Good Luck -Tenchi Sawada
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Night Sky of Vongola reviews
What if the guardians all met at a young age but then seperated. What if Tsuna took martial arts and was on par with Hibari. What if there was another guardian posistion. What if Tsuna had cousin. Meet Tenchi Sawada the Guardian of Night sky.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.