ImpishParody
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Joined 05-22-09, id: 1942945, Profile Updated: 01-10-10
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Well hey everyone! I'm Impi/Impish/Paro/ whatever you want. (Because I know ImpishParody is a pain in the ass to type ;-D) and I'm brand new! xD

I've been writing since I was around 10 or 11, but it's only recently I've picked up on one of my favourite hobbies again. I've been inspired by stories and authors I've read and seen on here, I swear some of the people here are secretly published authors! I plan on posting the ramblings of my imagination for you all to see so I can improve and expand my range of what I can/want to write about. I ADORE romance and stories with happy endings, angsty endings makes me cry! (Though I do still read them occasionally for some unknown reason xD) Currently, most of my stories will revolve around romance and happy couples. It's just the mood I'm in right now, my muse will probably run from me one day soon, and then I'll either be stuck, or write something different; though I'm a sucker for a romantic story so I don't know how I'll manage a different genre xD Badly, I expect.

I'm a complete grammar and spelling freak; I ALWAYS double check what I've written before I make it public, as one thing that annoys me is poor editing; I can't focus properly on a story that has bad punctuation/grammar/spelling, I'm just that much of a nerd =P

I'm also a HUGE lover of Harry Potter - HarryxDraco particularly; yes I AM one of THOSE yaoi fangirls =D I also love reading SasuNaru fics, despite never having read the manga or watched the anime series, I've gained my love of the Naruto world through the fics I have read! (Please don't shoot me!)

Currently; I'm writing a HP/DM fic which is posted on here. I try and update every week, but I always make sure I'm 10 chapters behind what I've currently written, so if I ever get writer's block I still have something to post while I try and work through it.
Reviews make me happy =D

Okay, so that part just up there is a lie. My writing brain broke; and I'm sorry =( Hopefully sometime soon I'll get back into my fic, but for now you'll just have to take my word for it that I never abandon a story permanently. There WILL be more one day!

I'm also looking for new books to read and fandoms to become part of; so if anyone can recommend anything, I'd love it =)

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God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Yes by whereSilencebegins reviews
It wasn't about the anger. It wasn't about the stupid thing he said. It was about Draco. "8th year" Draco/Harry. Very mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Carnival of Lust by xrazzlesx reviews
After Sirius dies in the Dept. of Mysteries Harry has to figure out if his growing fascination with Draco is real. One shot based on a video by unleasheddreams. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Virgin Revelry by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masquerade by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finally finishes the Twilight series, and Draco throws him a party to celebrate. With everyone Polyjuiced as Twilight characters, will they find each other? H/D and other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seasons of Change by WordNerds2008 reviews
Authors I'm Just Drawn That Way & Felena1971 are back, as the team WordNerds2008. Draco already owes Harry his life, and he resents being indebted. Then Harry testifies on his behalf at the Ministry, which just makes matters worse. HP/DM, slash, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,803 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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A Love Like This reviews
Harry and his friends are returning to Hogwarts for a revision year after the war. What will happen when Harry and Draco are forced to share a room under the new plans for house unity? Slash and lemon included. Not epilogue compliant. FINALLY UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,183 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Will You? Would You? Could You? reviews
Just a short one-shot I wrote in a couple of hours. HP/DM. Slash and a little fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete