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Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Ben 10, Parodies and Spoofs, and X-overs.

methods of Love...
kiss on the cheek--"we're friends"
kiss on the ear--"i'm horny"
kiss on the hand--"i adore you"
kiss on the neck--"we belong together"
kiss on the shoulder--"i want you now"
kiss on the lips--"i love you" or "i want you"
holding hands--"we can learn to love each other"
a wink--"Let's get it on"
slap on the butt--"that's mine"
playing with the ear--"i can't live without you"
holding on tight--"don't let go"
looking into each others eyes--"let's get romantic"
playing with hair on head--"tell me you love me"
arms around the waist --"i love you too much to let go"
laughing while kissing--"i am completely comfortable w/you"

Have you ever sung the Fat Man Trevor song?

I am Fat Man Trevor,

I am Fat Man Trevor,

I am Fat Man Trevor,

And I am really great!

I squished an girl called Hannah,

I squished a girl called Alannah,

I squished a lot of people,

Now to squish a million more.

Have you ever been told it's weird to like My Chemical Romance and Jonas Brothers at the same time? I have. It's not fun


Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scratch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day myteacher comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncureable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.


A little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?"

Two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter.

A sister shields her little brother from her father's drunken rage. Her brother runs away on the day of her funeral.

A man getting on a bus walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. He has only seen stars in movies and pictures.

A little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box.

A girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian

A Jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed

The neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them.

A girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know

Someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. The man couldn't get a job because he was gay

An African American woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race

A mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. Her wife comes outside and hugs her. The police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian

Isn't that sad? No, I'm not lesbian or abused or poor, but I still feel bad for abuse and such... paste this into your profile if the messed up world we live in makes you sad...

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.'

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people- people kill people." Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people, you know?

You know, there are poor people in Africa who can't afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Funny sayings, Funny Words of Wisdom

1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

4. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

5. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

6. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

7. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

8. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

9. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

10. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

11. My Reality Check bounced.

12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

13. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

14. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

15. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

17. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

18. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

19. If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

20. If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good

21. The family that sticks together should bathe more often.

22. The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here!!

23. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

24. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

25. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

26. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely


Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!

Broken guitar for sale - no strings attached.

1. He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me

2. Oh yea? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?

3. Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you?

4. I can't remember the last time I forgot something.

5. Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.

6. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

7. Why remember quotes when you can make them up?

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:

Sign on motorway garage:

Seen during a conference:

Notice in a field:

Sign at Norfolk farm gate:

Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.

Notice in the toilet
This urinal is out of order - Kindly use the floor below.

When you dial a Mental Hospital...


Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear

Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

- Oh no! I just lost my watch.

- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- There go the lights again...

- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

- What's this doing here?

- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-You sure it wasn't this leg?

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- Are his relatives waiting outside?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

- This scissor looks rusted.

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

- Now from where did this spider come in from.


Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

Never try to baptize a cat.

Ways to annoy people:

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Ask people what gender they are.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Blow your nose when some one is eating.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Name your dog "Dog."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


only type in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Wear a LOT of cologne.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Things you really shouldn't say:

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

That shirt makes you look fat.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Gosh, why don't you kill me already and put me out of my misery?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

No, that does not look good on you.

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you "it won't hurt a bit," and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous...Run with scissors.

I'm so clever that sometimes, I don't even know what I'm saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.

If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You ask for advice? Yeah, not so good at that. May I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

Don'y play games with someone who can play better.

Stand up for what you believe in, even is it means standing alone.

People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

In a world of cheerios, be a Froot-Loop.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.


1. If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

2. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

3. When a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

4. Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

5. Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)

6. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

7. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

8. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

9. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

10. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

11. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

Have fun!

I Am Toni

P.S. Does anyone know who 'Questions 2006' because he/she is really 'harassing' my friends!!

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No Regrets by DiDiGlee reviews
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Glee - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 381,597 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
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Never Alone by FangirlingForever reviews
A story about how Blaine and Sebastian grow up together as best friends. And possibly become something more? *one chapter a year of their lives together*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,656 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Baby Eddie and Baby Bella story by emily007 reviews
Discover what life is like for baby Edward, Bella, Jacob and their friends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Swan Twins by pinkiepoo04 reviews
Bella and Emmett Swan get bullied everyday at school. One day, they can't take it anymore and decide to move away. They return 2 1/2 years later. Will Forks reconize them? What will the Cullens & the Hales think of them?
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Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Twilight in 100 Words by the epic storytellers reviews
A series of Twilight drabbles all exactly 100 words, created by DeeplyShallow and Inkhandedlady
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 11,067 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009
What If by angellwings reviews
JONAS. Alternate Universe. What if Macy and Stella switched places? What if Macy was the super athletic lifelong best friend of the Lucas boys, and Stella was their fashion loving superfan? Joella. Kacy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,570 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Games People Play by teacandles reviews
Blaine's task was simple: seduce the new kid, get him to fall in love, sleep with him, then dump him like yesterday's garbage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Never be what you want by xxTHE PARAMORE FREAKxx reviews
ATL and Paramore. Rebecca is an average teenager, her best freinds are Hayley Williams and Alex Gaskarth. Little does she know that soon her life will get more mixed up then ever.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
Observations by ceara1888 reviews
Bella is hiding something from everyone. How will the Cullens discover her secret. A Bella and Jasper Story. Rated M for abuse and rape mentions. HAS BEEN ADOPTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,342 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper
How you love me now by xxTHE PARAMORE FREAKxx reviews
ATL fanfic. Sapphire knew she was never good enough for Alex Gaskarth. Can she find out if he ever had feelings for her?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011
What the Heart Desires by AlyNiki reviews
After the vote Edward leaves again to try to force Bella to remain human. Rosalie leaves as well. With Bella and Emmett left together to console one another, will anything else develop for the pair? Or will they always be brother and sister to each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
No More Suffering by ping-pongplayer reviews
Bella who is abused by her parents meets Emmett, who's in a new movie. Emmett quits everything to save her from her pain, but what they don't really realize is that her father Charlie is more evil than they imagined. And everything was going so well...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,208 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Of Jealousy and Foreign Accents by Blanc et Noir reviews
When two new voices join the Warblers, trouble may start to brew when they fall for our dear Wes and Kurt. Will David and Blaine let their other halves go without a fight or will it be a war of epic proportions? Wes/OC, Kurt/OC, eventual Wevid and Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,571 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Red Moon by Lil-Rahl reviews
Four months after Edward and the Cullens leave. Bella's vampire bite starts acting up in strange ways. Without the help of the Cullens, Bella is left alone to deal with what may happen. Epilouge now added!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,068 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A December by DecemberRoses reviews
After an accident Kurt loses his memory. He's currently living with a man claiming to be his boyfriend. One day at a bar, something happens that changes Kurt's life. As if it wasn't already confusing enough. Klaine, Puckurt, Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,384 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Of Rocky Friendships and Finding Yourself by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Two summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Now Blaine is a sophomore, trying to follow the prearranged mold his father made, all the while dealing with his sexuality and the reappearance of Kurt in his life. An AU rewrite of Season 1.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,180 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Catch Me by FirstLady8892 reviews
JONAS. What happens when Nick disappears without a trace? Joe/Stella, Kevin/Macy. WARNING: Male pregancy -dont like, dont read
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010
When something is gained, something is lost by xxTHE PARAMORE FREAKxx reviews
Leona only went to a concert. She didn't expect be attacked. She didn't expect to gain a relationship with the singer of the band she was seeing either.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
My Name Was Bella by BlackPunkPrincess reviews
The Cullens never came back...Charlie got abusive...Now, Bella writes a poem that leads to her death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Note Writing by EdwardAteJames'Cookie reviews
Alice won't speak, not to anyone. Everyone calls her a freak and she doesn't fit in. But when new student Jasper comes, and Alice meets Bella something different sparks inside of Alice. But is that what stopped her talking in the first place? Slighty OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,492 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Confused by YourDreamer138 reviews
You are so tired. So confused. Why would they do this to you? JONAS, Nacy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
Secrets: Mine, Yours and Ours by theotherbella reviews
Bella and Edward are both in serious relationships that have found their way to a couples counselor. What happens when Edward finds out something that could destroy them both? Will he tell Bella, or keep the truth hidden? Huge OOC... beware!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 262,591 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's What She Said! by Kaiaa reviews
A simple joke led to a school year of love, laughter, and... inappropriate behavior. Ah well. That's what you get when you put six 8th graders together at Forks Middle School! ALL HUMAN. B/E, R/Em, A/J.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My suicide note by monkeys-love-nanners reviews
Bella cant take any more. Set in NM. She wants to die. Language. I never swear but i got into it. Read and Review' I am quitting all stories.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is a Funny Thing by anastaciabarbie reviews
Emmett and Bella love each other deeply. When Emmett leaves suddenly, Bella is left alone with two big reminders. As Emmett tries to make his way back in Bella's life to say goodbye, he finds reason to live. All-Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,863 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Never Ending Racetrack by The Argent Wolf reviews
When Stella and the brothers come back from a four-month world tour, they find serious changes in Macy, and she won't explain them. In time they become apparent, but how can they help Macy overcome what's happened? Eventual Nacy, some Joella.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
One Night or Forever by Heidi34 reviews
While trying to make a life changing decision, Jasper meets Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
It's More Than Brotherly by Tailer-Sky reviews
Kevin, Joe and Nick Love...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Ashtray Hearts by stereolovur reviews
JONAS We're not having a baby. I'm not going to be a dad. She's not going to be a mom. My heart is now literally split in two.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2010
Something's Wrong by csiawsomeallstarlover reviews
Macy has been acting very strange lately. She says nothing's wrong, but her four friends know better. She has a bad cancer! Nick/Macy Joe/Stella Please Read/Review COMPLETE!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,029 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Quick—Write! by chocolatebearturk reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles about JONAS. Multiple pairings. T for safety only. 6: Misguided Ghosts.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009
Stolen Inspiration by Mrs.President reviews
Macy mysterious disappears; her and her family without a trace. Stella, nor the boys or their families know anything. Macy has a secret she can't tell, but also has to keep her dearest friends safe.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010
Mis Adventures Of Emmett Bella and Jasper by ROCKSTARJUICE reviews
OK this is the same story as MuSiC lOvEr FoReVeR's story i am the same person so plz read!you will like it.funny things of em jazz and bells!these three get into lots of trouble over the year so they have some fun being grounded in the cottage.notLIKEthat
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Cavity Kissing by NenaFury reviews
JONAS. “Kissing feels weirder then usual when your mouth is numb and your saliva is dripping down your chin.” “Yeah, cause dripping saliva is attractive.” NACY!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
They're Just Tears, Nothing More by NenaFury reviews
JONAS. “Look, you don’t get to comfort me or whatever! You’re not my best friend; you’re not even a friend. I don’t think we ever will be friends because most of the time, I think you hate me.” Nacy! Two-Shot!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Remember Me by 71star reviews
Emmett and I were inseperable, we were 14 when he moved away. I never dated after he left, noone compared to him. I knew we'd find each other again, I just didn't expect this... **Summary Sucks Story Better**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,807 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
ExBest Friend by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Edward and Bella met on a plane unknowingly going to same place. What happens when there new bestfriend relationship changes to something more? ExB sounds bad actually good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5892 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Diary of a Lucas by JennyMoriarty reviews
JONAS. I think it's about time we get a look inside Nick's head.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009
Guess! by unforgettablemagic reviews
JONAS. One-Shot. "What were you two doing?" "Guess." she said, smiling. Nick-Macy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Best Friends Maybe by RosaliceLCullen reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends but Bella feels something more than friend love. The one problem is: He loves someone else. What will happen to these 2 friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk of Music by UnapologeticallyMe reviews
Jonas oneshot. Nick and Macy are having a casual conversation and joking together. Then Macy begins teasing Nick by saying he only understand what someone is saying if they talk in "music" language. Things take an unexpected turn... Nick Jonas/Nick Lucas
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Russian Roulette by JennyMoriarty reviews
..."Give me the gun, Macy." JONAS. One-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
It Was Kevin by JennyMoriarty reviews
JONAS. Response to Pure Horace Mantis challenge #10.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Cresent Moon The Jasper Chronicles 1 by In Snake Skin reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon but for different reasons. He and Alice are more than friends and Jasper finds out with the help of Rosalie. Bella's life is just starting to get on track but a certain Hale comes back. T for now. Set in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Conspiracy Theory by JennyMoriarty reviews
JONAS. The REAL reason behind 'Double Date'. The REAL reason as to why Nick baked the cookies. And the REAL reason as to why Kevin didn't know how Joe and Stella got together. Kevin/Macy one-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Mouth Shut by Secretlovee reviews
Bella has been dating Edward for the first 2 years of high school. Everyone thinks they are perfect for each other, but Bella has a secret full summary inside, rating may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Coleslaw and Dumb Boys by Standard-Ang3l reviews
How I imagined Stella and Macy met.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by JennyMoriarty reviews
JONAS. “Kevin,” Macy asked through gritted teeth. “Why do you insist on wearing your pants so damn tight?” One-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Gentle? by xxswimxdogsxnickjLOVExx reviews
JONAS Macy wonders why Nick is so gentle around her rated T just in case Nick/Macy read and review!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
8 Simple Rules by JennyMoriarty reviews
For dating Macy Misa. JONAS. To be Macy's perfect guy one has to complete eight simple rules. As Kevin completes them one by one does she even know he’s doing it? Kevin/Macy Obviously. 8 chapters, one for each rule.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One of a Kind by Jella Cullen reviews
Cute fluff between Edward and Bella when she goes for a sleep over at the Cullens with drawing on Edwards face to proposing and love bites Enjoy One shot But if requested be continued
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Shouldn't Judge A Book By Its Cover by xsarahskankx reviews
AH. In college,Bella HATES Edward Cullen and refuses to even give him a chance to change that, regardless of what her brother Emmett says. When one of Edward's friends accidentally pushes him into Bella forcing them to speak, will a relationship ensue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,792 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You More by JennyMoriarty reviews
JONAS. Sometimes they made each other so mad that, that energy was going to have to go somewhere. Nick/Macy once shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
I'm Your Perfect Match? Are You Sure? by JennyMoriarty reviews
JONAS. It’s Valentines and the students at Horace Mantis take a ‘perfect match’ quiz. Kevin/? Joe/? Nick/? Macy/? Stella/? Four-shot
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009
In Training by xovickixo reviews
JONAS. Kevin is failing gym and goes to Macy for help. Kevin/Macy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,926 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Revenge Is Sweeter Than You Ever Were by Secretlovee reviews
how do you get revenge on a jerk ex boyfriend? Its simple. You date his brother.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Edward and Jaspers secret by SkarS reviews
well...Jasper and Edward have a secret...Jasper wants to reveal it so that they would be accepted...but then Edward throws a tantrunm like and read and see what happens....reviews pweesE!i'm new at this
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sonny With A Chance of Living A Lie by Rebel's Girl reviews
So Random is getting too popular. Chad and his cast try to keep Sonny away from her cast, to make Mack Falls the most popular again. But when Chad gets feelings for Sonny, he is worried what she'll think when she finds out he's been living a lie.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
I need a hero by DaySleeperNightDreamer reviews
Alice had a vision and left taking Jasper with her, leaving Edward,Emmett,Rosalie,Bella. Edward been avoiding Bella and Bella wants to find out why, But instead found out more then she asked.This story is just for fun.One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Abused by iloveyouhh.x33 reviews
Bella is getting abused by Charlie. She doesn't want anyone to know; especially Edward. What happens when Bella gets fed up with all the abuse? READ, READ, READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
My Puppy by NonsenseScribbler reviews
Summary: Emmet gave Edward some fluid that turned him into a dog. The question: Why did Edward drink something that Emmet gave him? Bella finds out and has to live with puppy Edward until Carlisle finds an antidote....Eclipse - Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cousinly Love A JONAS story by Classicgurl123 reviews
When nicks faviorte cousin kelsey comes to visit she would rather do things with Stella and Macy how will nick take it...please review and tell me if u like it
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Sickness Over Comes Thee JONAS episode by Classicgurl123 reviews
this is an episode i wrote for the new show jonas and ideas would be helpful
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
As We Know It by Fabled Diamond reviews
Chad has a question that Sonny isn't sure how to answer. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Busted by katieellen03 reviews
Bella and Edward get bored in Biology and start passing notes. First twilight FanFic. Please Review. Adopted by darklust34
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
First by Fabled Diamond reviews
Going more indepth to the episode Quinn Misses the Mark. Quinn/Logan. Oneshot.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Quinn P., Logan R. - Complete
A Mile In My Shoes by theslow1 reviews
When the Cullen house turns hectic, Carlisle and Esme turn to therapy. But is that the best idea? Even before their first appointment, the Cullens are fired. So when Carlisle reunites with his old friend, will he find a way to fix their problems? aBD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009
The Truth Hurts by suburbs reviews
Macy doesn't think much of Nick's taste in girls. Tag to "Complete Repeat". JONAS
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Love Of My Life by singlepringlex reviews
Jasper meets Alice. Alice meets Jasper. Love @ first sight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Why? by suburbs reviews
Nick asks Macy a question. JONAS story.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In and Out of Time by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Emmett Cullen and Bella Swan have been friends their entire lives. What happens when he wonders if there could be more? What happens when Jasper Hale is thrown into the mix? Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Welcome to the Black Parade by I Deliver To Fascists reviews
Edward is the 'Saviour of the Damned'. His job is to pick up all the poor souls that have died and entered the void and deliver them to Hell. What happens when a beautiful girl named Bella Swan is the next soul to be delivered. Oneshot. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
IM Convo with the Cullens by Techy Girl With Attitude reviews
Just a bunch of stupid IM converstations. Please read it and then you can tell me that you hate it. But read it first...Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreams Only Last For A Night All Time Low by GabbyRice reviews
All Time Low Story, includes love triangles, death, and happy endings, Alex Gaskarth, Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, and Rian Dawson
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9667 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Coming Home by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find a newspaper article that turns her world upside down. Could it be true?--One-shot ExB, BPOV, A/H, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Word by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella waits for Edward when he is out hunting. He comes back, but he is hungry for something else. BPOV. Edward's a vamp and Bella's human. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
7 Minutes In Hell by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella Plays 7 minutes in heaven, things don't turn out as planned.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Detention by SUPER AMAZING reviews
The much requested sequel to Biology Notes. Edward feels Bella owes him after that Biology class, will Bella return the favour?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7786 - Favs: 9,512 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gerard Way Forever? One Shot by Chemically Unstable Disco reviews
Product of a long car trip. My chemical romance one shot, with Gerard Way. Please review! Thanks!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8441 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Not my Fault by IplayedInTraffic reviews
j.o.n.a.s. Nick notices a suspicious car following the tour bus, but has no idea that the 2 men inside hold a terrible grudge.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,252 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Jasper's Favorite by KyokoForever reviews
Edward likes Mountain Lion. Emmett likes Grizzly Bear. But what's Jasper's favorite? Read and Review! NO FLAMES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The One Where Ross Doesn't Remember by Starway Man reviews
Repost, no new text. Ross gets hit on the head and doesn't remember who he is or who any of his friends are.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/1999 - Ross G. - Complete
The One Where Ross is GONE by Starway Man reviews
Repost, no new text. Ross falls down the stairs, and is later reported as deceased by the hospital.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/1999 - Ross G. - Complete
The One With Chandler's Email by Starway Man reviews
Repost, no new text. Chandler gets into trouble with his bosses, over an e-mail received at work.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/1999 - Chandler B. - Complete
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Both Sides Of The Story reviews
Callie and Maxy's adventures with Zack, Rian, Alex and Jack.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
It Doesn't Last Forever reviews
Macy moved away after years of being bullied by Josh Franceschi. She hates him. She comes back after 3 years. Are her feelings the same or has something changed.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011
I Could Learn To Love You a JONAS fanfic reviews
Toni is a 13 year old girl who lives with the band JONAS. She has to learn to love them as brothers. What could possibly happen? Rating May Change. R&R. Genre: Also some romance
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Ben 10: When Aliens Attack reviews
Ben's worst nightmare comes alive... Will he and his new friend Godfrey be able to save the world?
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Ben T.
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