Hey everyone, nice to see you.
I'm Heart of Zeo, and I may be 21, but I'm young at heart, and that's what really matters. I like playing with Legos, video games, comic books, anime, and reading fanfiction.
As thanks for coming to my page, I have a little game for you, play if you want, don't if you don't.
Below I have posted favorite quotes I have gathered from all across the internet, see how many you recognise. (Please note that some quotes have been taken from fanfiction, I appoligise for not linking or giving credit, but I honestly can't remember exactly who said what. If I have used one of your quotes, and you object, please leave me a message, and I will remove it, or give proper credit. Also, please excuse any typos, I'm slightly dyslexic.)
Ready? here we go.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t think the lie, live the lie. There’s no lie more convincing than truth.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Thousands of years ago, people were very board because card games hadn't been invented yet. So in order to pass the time they started killing each other with magical powers. Then one day, a nameless Egyptian Pharaoh with rediculous hair decided to lock the magic away so that it's evil could never fall into the wrong hands. And so the people of Egypt were forced to spend their time building pyramids, which ironicly was just as tedious as playing card games.
Pillage, then burn.
I recently replaced my heart with a baked potato. This arrangement worked out fine until I started getting hungry. My makeshift heart met the same fate as its predecessors, so if anyone has some random vegetable they could loan me, it'd be great.
He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is... fluorescent!
Love thy enemy, nothing annoys them more.
Grog is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulphuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye #2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni.
Violets are blue. Roses are red. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead!
This place is quieter than a crypt full of mimes.
If I had a monkey for every time that happened, I'd have enough to have a decient first draft of the sequal to Hamlet by now.
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