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Hey everyone, nice to see you.
I'm Heart of Zeo, and I may be 27, but I'm young at heart, and that's what really matters. I like playing with Legos, video games, comic books, anime, and reading fanfiction.
As thanks for coming to my page, I have something for you.
Below I have posted favorite quotes I have gathered from all across the internet. (Please note that some quotes have been taken from fanfiction, I apologize for not linking or giving credit, but I honestly can't remember exactly who said what. If I have used one of your quotes, and you object, please leave me a message, and I will remove it, or give proper credit. Also, please excuse any typos, I'm slightly dyslexic.)
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t think the lie, live the lie. There’s no lie more convincing than truth.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Thousands of years ago, people were very bored because card games hadn't been invented yet. So in order to pass the time they started killing each other with magical powers. Then one day, a nameless Egyptian Pharaoh with ridiculous hair decided to lock the magic away so that it's evil could never fall into the wrong hands. And so the people of Egypt were forced to spend their time building pyramids, which ironically was just as tedious as playing card games.
Pillage, then burn.
I recently replaced my heart with a baked potato. This arrangement worked out fine until I started getting hungry. My makeshift heart met the same fate as its predecessors, so if anyone has some random vegetable they could loan me, it'd be great.
He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is... fluorescent!
Love thy enemy, nothing annoys them more.
Grog is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye #2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni.
Violets are blue. Roses are red. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead!
This place is quieter than a crypt full of mimes.
If I had a monkey for every time that happened, I'd have enough to have a decent first draft of the sequel to Hamlet by now.
"We both know there are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"I say we go left." "Why?" "Because we never go left”
"I say we go right." "Why?" "Because I remember what happened last time we went left."
"You're either lying or you're stupid." "I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" Megatron/Starscream (Transformers G1)
“For once I want someone to call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘you’re making a scene’.” -Homer Simpson
"One Thousand Years of Pain: Pineapple Version" - some Naruto fanfic
Rose: "Doctor they've got guns."
“Darkness beyond twilight. Crimson beyond blood that flows. Ah screw it, DRAGON SLAVE!” – A pissed Lina Inverse (Slayers)
If there is one building in the target area guarded 24/7, rigged with alarms and traps, and has inhuman screams occasionally rising from within - that is almost certainly your target. Except in the Village Of Helsford. That's their hottest restaurant. Don't order the crab legs.
Toltiir generally let things go on their own. It was more his style to set the dominos up and see what pattern they fell in. So he was as surprised as anyone else when Yzma put two and two together and came up with the square root of rutabaga.
"The elder god of chaos and mischief, over a hundred billion years old and still going strong, the unintended destroyer of three galaxies and a small section of Japan... I rebuilt those, hardly anybody notices the tiny little mistakes I made," Toltiir
Buddhaweiser. The less you want it, the better it tastes! - The Gamers, Dorkness Rising
“You are now trapped in my illusion. Here, I control all time and space. For the next seventy-two hours… I will slap you with this trout.”
"I think I remember something of an interrogation technique involving thirty centimeters of string, and a small fruit. Does anyone have a small fruit?"
“You ever get the feeling you’re missing out on a fight with a dragon?” “Please focus.”
"Fetch me a hickory switch, an extension cord stripped of its insulation, six gallons of water, a small pot of boiling oil, a half-dozen shaved dogs, a six pack of soda, a sack of marbles, and three live salmon." "NO, WAIT! I'LL TALK!"
Hey… I just realized, I can throw this at people!
And then suddenly, Ninjas! Hundreds of them!
Okay, so you're walking along, killing monsters, disarming traps, gathering loot, and having a good time, when suddenly this guy with a REALLY funky looking weapon shows up. This means one of two things. Either he's a damn fool, or he's REALLY good with that weapon, and odds are he's really good, because if he wasn't, he wouldn't have all his limbs to use said weapon, so you had better get your ass out of there unless you know his weakness.
The sounds of nature were all that was heard on the lonely pathway along the river, shaded by common trees on the other side. "… I'm hiding in a tree!" Someone hidden shouted. "… IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!"
Once upon a time there were these three little pigs and a particularly determined encyclopedia salesman...
... and then everything went wrong and it exploded.
He only won because he didn't die first! Anyone can do that!
Any last words?
One of the best uses for a monkey is to make everyone look at the monkey.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
"I think of these threads as trains, and we are the post-apocalyptic rocket launcher-wielding squirrels who appear over the horizon to raid them for supplies."
"I firmly believe that any ruler who doesn't have at least a dozen rebellions brewing against him isn't worth talking about."
This is exactly why babies shouldn't dual-wield flintlock pistols.
There is nothing in the universe quite so terrifying as an engineer enjoying himself.
Arm wrestling while assaulting each other with trout. Ritual combat style or drinking game?