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Joined 05-22-09, id: 1943092, Profile Updated: 01-14-14

Welcome to my World!

What's up? I have an older account here, but I have chosen to create a new account. I've forgotten the password to my old account and since I don't remember the email for it, I can't reset it. Anyway, it's good to start over. I started writing fanfiction on that account at age 14. I was small, stupid and lacked any kind of talent.

I now write fanfiction in hopes to be as good as some of these wonderful writers I've found right here:

Organization VI - The story Those Lacking Spines is the greatest KH story I've read since I became a FF writer.

Lady Elora - Her story Safe In My Arms is a unique take on a 'Girl-in-middle-earth' genre and is something I hope to learn by.

crazyroninchic - Through her I learned that nobody likes a Mary Sue unless you're making fun of her with the story Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.

Destiny's Hand - If you want to learn how to do a 'Girl-enters-this-world' fic right, then reading her story Fangrlz is the greatest way possible.


Stories:

I currently write stories for the following categories: Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, Kingdom Hearts.

Update 2/8/13 - My interest in Naruto has returned so I will once again be writing for it. I have various little stories started but either I don't want to post them or don't have the will to finish them to post them
Update 8/10/13 - I've been spending most of my time moving house as well as working on an original story that I may even post over on FictionPress so I haven't written anything fanfiction for quite a while. Writer's Block doesn't help v.v
Update 1/14/14 - I'm still very much alive and writing although only in small spurts of motivation. I'm suffering a long term artistic block in both art and writing forms v.v

The types of Fan Character Insert Stories: (That I have encountered thus far)
1) Character is REBORN into -World-
2) Character TAKES OVER the BODY of a CANON CHARACTER from -World-
3) Character literally FALLS into -World-
4) Character SWITCHES PLACES with CANON CHARACTER from -World-
5) Character is BORN in -World-, TAKES PLACE of CANON CHARACTER


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You can sometimes find pictures related to my stories on my deviantART account: StargazerSammie. Check it out some time!

I have an account on FictionPress! You can find me there under the name: MissSammie


Now go read something! Thats why you're here, aren't you?


- Miss Sammie Stargazer

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Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate by Vance McGill reviews
Book 2 in the Bonds of Time Saga. CURRENTLY IN YEAR 4! Bond-Mates Harry and Ginny Potter seek to change the future for the better. But how can you win when you're fighting against Fate? Time-Travel, Soul-Bond; Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione. READ "HARRY POTTER AND THE BONDS OF TIME" FIRST!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 330,496 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,860 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4655 - Favs: 4,353 - Follows: 4,037 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 135 - Words: 941,442 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,374 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC
Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War was always fated to end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter really shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potter family is now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a nightmarish ghost. — Canon, Next Generation Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 183,973 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P., Albus S. P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,565 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
My Life as Ishikari Mayu by TFK-fan118 reviews
Fantastical. I'm back here again. Now I have to deal with regaining memories, ninja training, secrets, the stranger in my dreams, and finding relatives. The heck? Did I ask for this? It'll be a hack of a ride. Well, at least I have my own body now. Sequel to My Life as Hyuga Hinata. Revision in progress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 243,257 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Team Seven
Anything's Possible by sillycucumber reviews
Harry knows now what he has to do. He's the only one who can. Everyone helps him out with the fulfilment of the prophecy, but he receives help from last person he would have ever expected, a relative long thought dead. AU DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 518,916 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 259,852 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,990 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC]
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,222 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
With Angelina by Sheldon Potter reviews
George didn't just jump back into life after Fred died. Angelina was there to help him. This is a series of 100 word stories from the life that followed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - George W., Angelina J.
Lalaith Elerrina, Ward of Rivendell by LalaithElerrina reviews
Lalaith is a young elf, raised in Rivendell, her origins a mystery. What will become of her, and those she loves if she joins the Fellowship on their quest?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,651 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Dummy's Guide to Living or Surviving with Ninjas by Ivy Moonlit Rose reviews
Here is- Among the Damned: Dummy's Guide to Living or Surviving with Ninjas. Who would have thought World War 3 would be caused by ninjas from another world? We should have never allowed the Akatsuki in our lives; they caused more ninjas to show up. Here's the guide and use it well. Most important rule, falling in love with said ninjas would be stupid. adventure/humor/romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 253,072 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Baka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
SEQUAL TO BECKA NEKO: Several years has past since Becka's 'little' trip to the Naruto universe. What's gonna happen when ten familiar kitties (Cough coughAKATSUKIcough cough) enter her life? "Bwahaha! Ten kittens, on MY salary? You must be shitting bricks if you think I can afford them!" Chaos, absolute chaos. (RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,217 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Akatsuki
The Hyuuga Pearl by Pure-chan reviews
Members of the Branch Family are to bear the Bird Cage Seal, but one girl never receives it. Years later, she was thrown in the Chunin Exams without any prior preparation except for her self-imposed training. Demons, avengers, ninja and nuke-nin. The caged bird will finally be free, but is it short-lived?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 79,858 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 3,722 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Adoption 101 by LeaderPinhead reviews
The first rule of pet adoption: Never go for the weird ones...no matter how cool they may look, it may only make your life more complicated. Rated T for STRONG language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,606 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is currently in progress!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Rules to live by in the Narutoverse by EDelta88 reviews
All those fun little musings, tips, bits of wisdom, and natural laws of the Narutoverse as discovered and recorded by random characters. Rated T for language and mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,896 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Inuyasha's Baby by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Excerpt from Chapter Twenty: Poor guy had turned green as Inuyasha had described, in great detail, what it meant to be disemboweled.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,609 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Babysitting Debacles by Muffliato reviews
Angelina Weasley should have known that pranking the Saviour of the Wizarding World would result in a weekend of babysitting, nargles, and contemplated avada kedavras. — Crack-y but canon; post-DH, pre-Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Angelina J., Teddy L., Luna L., James S. P. - Complete
My Life as Hyuga Hinata by TFK-fan118 reviews
I guess my life will return to normal now that I'm out of the hospital! But what were my parents talking about? Wait a minute! I'm back in Naruto's world! Not AGAIN! Why can't I have MY OWN BODY? Sequel to My Life as Haruno Sakura. Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,929 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Second Chances by Kita Kudai reviews
Reiko was dying on Earth. With a necklace from Sarutobi she finds herself in the Naruto realm. As she trains to become a kunoichi she expriences murder, hate, tragedy, loss and love? What happens when she meets the loathed monster of Suna? Gaara/Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 416,252 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Gaara - Complete
My Life as Haruno Sakura by TFK-fan118 reviews
Normal life? Not anymore! Somehow, I've been transfered into Naruto's ninja-tastic world and the story started all over again! That's not even the worst part! Will someone explain to me why I'm in HARUNO SAKURA'S BODY? Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,324 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Team 7: Revolution! by Everyone Like Me reviews
Alone, we were weak. United, we grew strong. We will become legend. This team wants to be the best, and nothing will stop them from reaching that goal. But with allies and enemies like these, it won't be easy. Follow the adventures of the new Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 325,376 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Team Seven - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
King of the Kitchen by Cherry Burlesque reviews
Yami Yugi is the King of Games, the ruler of ancient Egypt. Nothing should be able to defeat him. So why is he getting so worked up over a duel with a...can opener? Crackfic. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,606 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
What Ever Possessed YOU To Have Children? by xinglongneo reviews
Pretty much, what the children of certain Bleach pairings would be like. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Mainly MF pairings, don't let the first one scare you. No wait, let it scare you. It's kind of scary...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,593 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Shadow of the Day by Kitty Slap reviews
Sachiko, a Cloud Village native becomes a citizen of Suna to enter the Chunin Exams with the Sand Siblings. After being given a magical popsicle, she can't seem to shake Gaara no matter how hard she tries. His desire to kill her is overwhelming, and she isn't sure if she'll even make to the exams alive. GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 158,203 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Adventures of Demyx and his moogle plushie by Abe No Seimei reviews
Our favorite idiot, Demyx gets really, really, bored, and goes searching through the other organization members rooms... with a moogle plush.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,874 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Demyx, Zexion
Worse Than Death by Dark Renegade reviews
Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
The Golden Trio finds an odd little bright pink book with an author named PrettySprinklesSparklesRainbow in the Forbidden Section... and they naively read it aloud. Adapted from a story by crazyroninchic! Rated T because Sues are unpredictable. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,029 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Whispered Voices by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Sometimes I hear voices. They welcome me home, nag at me, and sometimes they whisper things about my teammates that I really shouldn't be thinking about. I can't decide if they are a comfort, or a sign of insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cry for Hyrule by Seldavia reviews
Runs parallel to Wind Waker. The Hylian King has a few secrets he'd like to keep submerged and forgotten. Link learns he can trust no one in this endeavor, and discovers that even the most obvious of motives can have conflicting details.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,376 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
The Return of the Power Hungry Monarchs! by MBDTA reviews
And the final part of the failed fucsianess! sequel to FotF and TTPBNlT! Quickly moving toward the destruction of the ring, everyone begins to question Ernie's alligance as things get weird. LegolasOC HaldirOC GlorfindelOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Two Tall, Pointy, Black, Needle Like Towers by MBDTA reviews
The middle part of their imminent doom! Yes! Here it is the sequel to Fellowship of the Freaks! What will the group do this time? 'Cause more chaos, that's what! OC OC OC!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,133 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Fellowship of the Freaks by MBDTA reviews
And the first part of their ensuing insanity. New ideas . . . and old, but quite a new take to come on weapons.Romance, adventure, shiny stuff, and a plot . . . Eventually, it has taken us a while, but we have done it! OC OC OC!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 57,517 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Safe in My Arms by Lady Elora reviews
Victoria's life was crushed by her brother's death. Years later, she has to battle with obstacles of all kinds, including herself, to fufill her dreams, and when unexpected events cause her to leave her world behind, can she ever love again? Legomance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 176,803 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,659 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Screen TV's and Nuclear Bombs by Himizu-chan reviews
Anime characters are taken to a supersweet mansion with every conceivable luxary... along with some things that the world would be better off without. Note: Contains characters from Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Case Closed, Ranma, and Teen Titens COMPLETE!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,610 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
Kagome's Baby by TouchofPixieDust reviews
There is a new addition to the Inuyasha gang. How will the group react? Can Kagome be a jewel shard hunter AND a mother?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,269 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
A Day in the Life of Naraku by Dranxis reviews
Naraku kidnaps Rin in order to lure Sesshoumaru to his castle, for one evil purpose... to force Sesshoumaru to help him with his interior decorating? :COMPLETE!:
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,052 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Naraku, Sesshomaru - Complete
Lothíriel by JunoMagic reviews
The story of Lothíriel. How to follow a rainbow. There and NOT back again. Tenth Walker Story. Based on the books as accurately as possible. Book 1, Chapters 1 to 36, won the 'Faramir Goes To Rivendell MEFA Award 2005'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 474,627 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete