Rawr I'm a Taco
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Joined 05-22-09, id: 1943212, Profile Updated: 05-30-13
Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

About Me

Name: I'll give you some hints. It's a Hebrew name, and it means little lamb and precious one. But y'all can call me Taco.

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Hometown: Ummm... I'm from a college town... That narrows it down to a lot of cities, doesn't it?

Likes: Reading, writing, playing my flute, singing, mythology, drawing, history, cats, The Bible, God, comic books etc...

Dislikes: Monkeys, roaches, spiders, snakes, loud noises, allergies, death, science, math, etc...

If you like good Narnia stories look for the author 'The Wolf of Cair Paravel'. She is an excellent writer.

CALLING ALL HARRY POTTER FANS!!!! There is a Harry Potter forum called Third Floor Corridor. It is uberly amazing, and you should join. We have a lot of members, and fun games. There are classes, Common rooms, stores, a Quidditch pitch, and much more. If you join, when you take the sorting hat quiz, when it asks you how you found the website, say 'The Taco' told you. Here is the link.

Thank You.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

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If you like to laugh!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you thought this was uberly sweet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Breeze94, Brambleclaw's Babe, xBlaze of FuryX, 'Rawr, I'm a Taco'

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Skyfeather123, Sparrowflight, xBlaze of FuryX, 'Rawr, I'm a Taco'

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If you're one of those people who fill their whole profile with copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile

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If someone told you that you were a Star Wars nerd/geek/freak and you said "Thank you!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
I wouldn't do either

2. Be serious or be funny?
Seriously Funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
WHOLE

4. Die in a fire or drown?
drown, it is less painful

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

enemies, I can learn their ways and use it against them

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
moon

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
Leaf-fall, it's still warm

3. Left or right?
Right

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
Ten acquaintances. I can get to know them and become best friends.

5. Sunny or rain:
rain

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
vanilla

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
1:55 P.M.

2. What is your name?
I'm not telling.

3. What do you want to do?
Become a Psychiatrist

4. Where do you wanna live?
Ireland

5. How many kids do you want?
3

6. Do you want to get married?
Yes

7. have you ever done drugs?
Never have never will

8. what do you like on your pizza?
Lots of Cheese and Pepperoni

9. Can you cross your eyes?
Yeah

10. Do you make your bed daily?
No

What is the wackiest thing on earth?
My BFF

QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!!
2202845

What ticks you off?
Stupid people trying to sound smart...

Favorite thing to do?
Read

Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher.
I came close to hitting my homeroom teacher with a pen after he threw it at my best friend

How many male friends do you have?
too many to count

Do you want a boyfriend?
Someday. sigh

LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE!
That's not strange at all...

Who are your favorite horror movie characters?
I don't have one

What is twisted?
DNA

Do you believe in magic?
Why yes, yes I do.

How many books have you read?
a lot

What gives you nightmares?
nothing

What is the weirdest dream you ever had?
I dreamt of 3 red tomatoes dancing in a line singing "eah, yeah, yeah!", three blue tomatoes dancing in a line singing "No, no, no!", and a purple tomato saying "Muchacho". No more watching Veggie Tales before bed for me...

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (warriors for me)

1. Cloudtail

2. Feathertail

3. Rosestorm(she's me)

4. Blackstar

5. Daisy

6. Berrynose

7. Ashfoot

8. Silverstream

9. Tigerstar

10. Ashfur

11. Hollyleaf

12. Graystripe

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Berrynose and Hollyleaf I think I did

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Blackstar OH YEAH!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Graystipe and Silverstream They're mates with kits so not much

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Tigerstar yep

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Rosestorm and Berrynose Well, it depends... He's in love with Poppyfrost...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Daisy and Tigerstar or Daisy and Ashfur Daisy and Ashfur make a cute couple

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ashfoot walks in on Graystripe and Feathertail Eww it wouldn't even happen

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Cloudtail and Millie NEVER

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Graystripe and Ashfoot Grey Stripes and Ashy Feet

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Rosestorm I don't know

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Hollyleaf Not quite sure

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Blackstar Daisy Feathertail NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Silverstream My Immortal by Evanescence

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cloudtail Berrynose Graystripe Do Not Read if You Like Sanity

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Daisy About two days ago

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Cloudtail and Ashfoot are in a happy relationship until Tigerstar runs off with Ashfoot. Cloudtail, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hollyleaf and a breif unhappy affair with Graystripe, then follows the wise advice of Daisy and finds true love with Rosestorm.

What title would you give this fic?

The Insane Life of the Warrior Cats

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

Beaten:

My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

And don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are dead copy and paste this to your profile

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Who were lost

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Mind blanks are worst :(

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I’m making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. 'Robert'

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? 'R'

4. Your month of birth? 'March'

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 'Black'

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. 'Jessa'

7. Your favorite number? 8

8. Do you like California or Florida more? 'Florida'

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 'Ocean'

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). 'to go to Ireland

Are you done? 'yes

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. 'Possibly?'

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. 'yep'

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. 'I hope so for the latter!'

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. 'Not really'

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. 'My life did take a change in direction, but I don't think it's very good for me...'

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. 'YEA!'

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 'That's all the close friends I need'

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person. 'I guess so...'

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 'Yep, yep, YEP!!!'

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Harry Potter

2. Pansy Parkinson

3. Cedric Diggory

4. Hermione Granger

5. Susan Bones

6. Percy Weasley

7. Draco Malfoy

8. Sirius Black

9. Lucius Malfoy

10. Ginny Weasley

11. Cho Chang

12. Hannah Abbot

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Percy Weasley/Cho Chang Nope

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hermione Granger Ummm, no

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Hannah got Sirius pregnant O.o That would be wierd

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Lucius Malfoy yep, lots

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Pansy and Percy... hmm Maybe.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Susan/Lucius or Susan/Ginny Susan/Lucius because I don't like slash...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Draco walks in on Pansy and Hannah What would happen?! His girlfriend and a Puff? He would have kittens!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Harry/Sirius Yes, though I'm not a big fan...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Draco/Hannah Dragons and Badgers

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Cedric Probably

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Cho Not quite sure

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Pansy/Hermione/Susan NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sirius Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Percy/Hannah Much cussing ensues

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Susan About a week ago

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Harry and Draco are in a happy relationship until Lucius runs off with Draco. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cho and a brief unhappy affair with Hannah, then follows the wise advice of Susan and finds true love with Cedric.

What title would you give this fic?

The Super Spoof

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98 OF 100 TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage, Echosky Of ForestClan, Mothstar, Rawr, I'm a Taco

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree.

(X) It IS possible to lick your elbow (Not for me, but I've seen one of my friends lick his elbow... It's kinda weird...)

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(X) You just tried to sing them.

(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

(X) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(X) People have called you slow

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire (Never put tin foil in the microwave...)

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t, even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total: 22 (Should I be worried?)

Bold those that fit you!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut (I'm not allowed to wear anything other than skirts)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fcking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff (just the former not the latter)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY GRADUATION, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a btch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to REN FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (Actually, in my school, the marching band are the cool people)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


Harry Potter Pledge

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
And who was always blamed for ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING,
But knew where his loyalties laid.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
Although in the movies, their werewolves looked a bit like rabid cats,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Whose motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Sirius Black,
The almost-playboy who got punished for nothing,
and yet he was powerful because he loved and was loved,
and was brave and loyal to the point of stupidness!

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Lord Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
Whose douche-bagginess of knowing things but not letting on misled us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
And you just don't mess with the Weasleys,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

I’m a Christian and proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku’s Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, Above the Winter Moonligh, Rawr I'm a Taco

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

The Kane Chronicles Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song

List Twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Apollo

2. Hades

3. Will Solace

4. Bianca

5. Nico

6. Lee Fletcher

7. Silena

8. Percy

9. Clarisse

10. Ares

11. Athena

12. Chiron

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to ?

Lee/Athena... Nope, and it would never happen... He's dead...

Do You think Four is hot? ...How hot?

Bianca... Ummm... No... Sorry, but I'm not lesbian...

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Chiron got Percy pregnant... *Screams and dies*

Can you recall any fanfics about Nine?

Clarisse... None about her, but several with her in them...

Would One and Two make a good couple?

Apollo/Hades... Pardon me, but HADES NO!!!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Nico/Clarisse or Nico/Ares... Nico/Clarisse...

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Apollo/Percy... Nope... Not that I know of...

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Apollo and Silena are in a happy relationship until Clarisse runs off with Silena (That wouldn't surprise me...) Apollo, broken hearted has a hot one-night stand with Athena and a brief unhappy affair with Lee (Ummm... Lee is his son...), then follows the wise advice of Nico and finds true love with Chiron.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

I don't obsess! I think intensely

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (I despise Twilight...)

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares. (I don't agree with this...)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. (Nike too, cuz Nike's the goddess of victory an' all...)

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, and why you shouldn't anger them.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (We would both be either Athena or Apollo...)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. (Thankfully he did! ;{D)

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!"

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Apollo)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (I actually did a report on Artemis and Apollo)

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends, have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends, think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things, that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.

You have AP European History and you wish Annabeth could tutor you about all the architects you have to know.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe

Percian-Perci/Perci

Felicity Hartington

Rawr, I'm a Taco

[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I just wanna say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

This is proof that the human race is very stupid! Read it!

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a greek god.


CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP!
SPREAD THE LOVE!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. AMEN TO THAT!!!

New School Prayer:

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.

If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

I love you too, Jesus!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

if your a girl and agree with this- re-post this in your profile

You Know You're Obsessed With Warriors When...

You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else. (LIES!!! I read several other books...)

When you get a pet cat, you give it a warrior name. (No... Though I once had a cat named MoMo...)

You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" ( No...)

You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. (I don't have a cat...)

You've given yourself a warrior name. (Yes... Rosestorm, as you may or may not know...)

You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. (Ummm maybe...)

You wish your kitty could fight like that! (No... I just wish I had a cat...)

When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you muttered, "Loner... or rogue?" (No... I just yell "Cat!" and now my sister thinks I have a "Cat sense")

You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. (Of course I do. Who doesn't?)

You write Warriors fanfiction. (Sure do!)

You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. (Yepperz Dr. Pepperz!)

You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people. (Ummm... Not really...)

You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. (I've read them all except the Manga)

You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any).

And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS!

Robbers stab you in the stomach.

Boyfriends stab you in the heart.

Friends stab you in the back.

Best friends only poke each other with straws.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (I've read one in less than three hours...)

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Briartail (Briarlight and Brokentail...)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Rookstrace

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkdolphin

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan

Lightningcloud

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Moon

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
-Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
-Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
-Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention

When she pulls away
-Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
-Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does

When she misses you
-she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.-

When she's mad
-hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad,-
hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying,-
the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Whats the last book you read?

The Emperor of Nihon-Ja

What's on your T.V right now?

True Jackson, VP

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My sister "I'm going to bed"

Where are you?

My kitchen

What's your personality like?

Hmmm... Like a Hufflepuff!!!

What was the last thing you thought?

"What the heck is a Hufflepuff anyways?"

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A shrub...

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Buy a house and hire a maid...

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

An empty glass that holds red kool-aid...

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Red kool-aid

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians fan-fic

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

"This reduces the force exerted on the person." (It's a science book)

What's it like being you?

You don't even want to know...

What are your thoughts on writing?

It's fun and a way to vent my anger...

How tall are you?

5 feet tall exactly...

What book are you currently reading?

The Son of Neptune

What music are you listening to?

None...

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Pottermore

What was the last thing you cooked?

Mac'n'cheese

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

White

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Yes, but I'm not a bout to say, you stalkers...

Ketchup or Mustard?

Mustard

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

... Ummm... I don't know...

What is the weather like?

Warm and rainy...

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

Yeah, to a summer camp in the mountains...

Anything else?

I'm a Hufflepuff...

What's your favorite article of clothing?

My Batman shirt, my Dumbledore's Army shirt, and my two shirts from my two years playing flute in marching band.

Who is the most special person to you?

I can't choose just one person...

Scariest moment of your life?

Either falling out of a tree or when I found out my dad had gotten into a bad wreck...

One word that would best describe you?

Short

What is your favorite month?

March, because it's the end of winter and the beginning of spring. The temperature is just right.

What's your favorite number?

8 Because it's the number of Artemis on the Olympian council and it's her cabin number at Camp Half-Blood

What does your user name mean?

It has no meaning to me... Except that I like tacos.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

The Lion King. Definitely The Lion King

What made you smile today?

Funny fanfiction

Last thing you said out loud?

"Hmmm..."

Last rainbow you saw?

About a month ago...

Do you want a haircut?

Not really... I want to grow out my hair so I can dress up a Momo Hinamori for Halloween...

Have you ever been in a fight?

Yes... With my sister... Almost everyday...

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Willow Louise after my two grandmothers.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Phillip James after my two grandfathers.

If you could be any book character, who would you be?

Hazel Levesque because it would be amazing to sense death and be able to control all precious metals and stones.

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along withher parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Brambleshadow of WindClan, Iceshadow911247, Spottedclaw of ShadowClan, Rawr, I'm a Taco

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, Spottedclaw of Shadowclan, Rawr, I'm a Taco

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne CarriieBerriie CoolWater123, deathoughtkid, Faycee623 (my parents think I'm crazy), ponyiowa, Spottedclaw of Shadowclan, Rawr, I'm a Taco

I watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease.

I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.

I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?

How many pilots' planes shot down?
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.

I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.

I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant "Amen,"
When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.

I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.

I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
No, freedom isn't free.

Enjoy Your Freedom & God Bless Our Troops

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Harry Potter and the Bleached Hallows by Eradona reviews
The Finale! Part 3 of the Trilogy started in Harry Potter and the Bleached Phoenix. While Harry, Ron and Hermione search for the remainder of the Horcruxes, the Soul Reapers stay at Hogwarts to help protect the students and get ready for two upcoming major battles: against Voldemort and Aizen! Now being co-written by Arei-the Peridot Dragon!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,609 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
To Each Ending, A Beginning by Elle917 reviews
Sequel to Chasing the Moon. No one ever said that love was easy, but very few things that are worthwhile are. IchiRuki, HitsuKarin, ByaYuzu. Semi-AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Yuzu K., Byakuya K.] [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya]
Chasing the Moon by Elle917 reviews
AU. Sequel to Phases of the Moon. Ten years after graduating from the Academy, Yuzu and Karin are established shinigami in their squads, and things are going great. But when an old enemy resurfaces, the peace Soul Society has enjoyed will be shattered, and the Kurosakis will find themselves in the heart of another war. IchiRuki, HitsuKarin, ByaYuzu. (Somewhat Yuzu-centric).
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 253,452 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Yuzu K., Byakuya K.] [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya] - Complete
Bleach and the Half Blood Prince by Eradona reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix; picks up where that story left off. Ichigo and Harry main characters; go with them as they return to Hogwarts and ready themselves to battle two enemies! Part two is now COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 273,769 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Right Path 3 by feathercloud13 reviews
Currently being rewritten as The Right Path 3 Rewrite.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,481 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009
50 Reasons to Hate my Sister by Hermes Salazar Snape reviews
Apollo dotted the i's furiously as he took in the title once again. Hermes was right. Writing out those pent-up feelings gives a strange sense of satisfaction. He will not let his awesome self be hurt by his annoying baby sister.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
SexEdward! by Ali Edward Cullen reviews
BxAxR BFFLs. What will happen when they are hired to go back to their old high school to teach a class of horny and ignorant teenagers SEX-ED? Rated M for future LEMONS. Canon Pairings. OOC/AU/AH Co-writen w/ Stefania Cullen Mrs.Cullen4Ever93 RxR PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,625 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
By the Light of the Silver Moon 2 by Major Sonic Freak reviews
Silvershine is a WindClan warrior with a complicated past. With only parts of her past revealed, Silvershine has to balance her new warrior duties with uncovering the truth. To make matters worse, a new threat has come to the lake and made itself at home.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,504 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009
Book 1: Heart of a warrior by dawnstar920 reviews
Heart of a warrior is about a young apprentice Heartpaw, who struggles threw apprenticeship. She has deputy for a mentor and many tom's are falling for her. Because of this her and her sister are fighting. Also her leader gets a prophecy.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,448 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Warriors Jaystar's Story by looks at name tag reviews
A story I found a while ago. There is a better summary inside so check that out instead of this little blurb. Rated T for safety and blood. NOW COMPLETE.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 106,084 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
The Heir of the High King and Queen by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
AU post-movie shot of The High King Caspian X and Queen Susan the Gentle of Narnia and Telmar, welcoming their first child into the world. Suspian, fluff, family. Mention of the other three Pevensie siblings. R&R.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Welcome to Warrior High! by Galestorm Brushfire's Loyalty reviews
the cats go to school!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,784 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2008
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Survivor by ihrtbks reviews
Bella and the Cullens happen upon a car accident with one survivor: a sixth month old baby girl. Bella's maternal instincts kick in and she keeps the baby. Can vampires raise a baby? What about when said baby acquires a boyfriend who knows vampires exist?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Alice's Story The Beginning by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
The story of how Alice's life, before the Cullens, before she was even a vampire. It begins with her parents dropping her off at the asylum, and her first time seeing the vampire who would, in time, change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2008
More Than He Bargained For by Boho Bytch reviews
When working a scene, Horatio and his team find an abandoned baby, and Horatio ends up getting more than he bargained for out of this case...
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Horatio C.
WARRIORS: FourClan's Perils by Ruthie of the Wildcats reviews
[Sequel to Forest of Purity][Complete] A moon of bliss has passed for the newly formed FourClan...but danger lurks in the shadows and some warriors cannot be trusted. Can Tigerstar protect his Clan from the danger, a danger he once forced on others?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,102 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
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Memories in the Rain reviews
A girl's thoughts a she runs through a storm. R&R, please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
Goodbye reviews
A Hunter of Artemis cries, and finds comfort in the Sun God. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Apollo - Complete
Drabbles reviews
This is just drabbles that I write for a weekly contest. They have 100 to 500 words, though most have 100. I'll be posting more each week. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011
History of the Rose reviews
This is a story about the daughter of Firestar, her name is Rosepaw. Join Rosepaw in her journey through a life full of loss, and maybe a little love. R&R. Rated T for character death.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Pinefrost, Breezepelt
The Maiden's Daughter reviews
Miranda Archer has spent her whole life in an orphanage, with no clue as to who she is. She wants someone to tell her who her parents are So what happens when she is attacked by a monster? Will the answers she's been looking for be revealed at last? R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Connor S.
Star's love story reviews
What would happen if the kit mother taken by Sharptooth wasn't killed? What if they fell in love? Yeah sumary is bad I know R&R rated T because I don't know what to rate it
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Stoneteller, Crag