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Joined 05-22-09, id: 1943245, Profile Updated: 01-21-13
Author has written 2 stories for Criminal Minds, and My Little Pony.

Greetings! I am Emmi, the Loquacious Lady you undoubtedly clicked to read about. Or maybe you just wanted to read my stories. Or maybe you just stumbled here by accident! I love when that happens! Anyways, I hope you're entertained by my writing.

Also, do you like my avatar? I'm rather fond of it myself. Go check out duumbdoodles on Tumblr because she is freakin' FIERCE.

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Summer's Day by Sun Daughter reviews
The Avatar characters are ticked. Their precious fandom is dying thanks to endless couple drabbles, awful spelling/grammar, unrealistic AUs, among other things. Join your favorite characters in their quest to help young writers in this humorous parody full of useful tips and fun prompts!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,592 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sokka, Zuko, Katara, Aang
Chocolate Ladybugs by Sonata IX reviews
Charlie decides to throw his own golden ticket contest to find a companion for Mr. Wonka. A Wilder Wonka fic.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Willy Wonka
Dibs by Ren Kayashima reviews
When Spencer Reid has to buy a birthday present for his son, Jason, things get a little difficult when Derek Morgan joins in on the shopping excursion. Finding the perfect gift might have gotten a little bit harder. Morgan/Reid Friendship. IAP One-Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
When Geeks Have Kittens by AhmoseInarus reviews
written for Zabe Rogue for the Back to the Basics March Spring Challenge on CCOAC - Reid and Garcia are heading in to work discussing tree houses, when they find a box of kittens. And of course, Garcia can't just leave them there!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2012 - S. Reid, P. Garcia
My One and Only by TheDrunkenWeasel reviews
Holy Crap, Chapter 13 FINALLY up! Hacker is convinced that he's getting old and decides to create a son old enough to wreak havoc at his side and, eventually, become his heir. But, as usual, not all plans work out the way that Hacker wants them to.
Cyberchase - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 2/10/2004 - The Hacker
A Study In Original Titles and Exciting Plotlines by Trompet reviews
John is a new student at Baker High School and life is really really hard and then he meets Sherlock and they fall in luv SUMMARY SUX PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME OR UR JUST JEALOUS OF MY ORIGINALITY! A parody of High School AUs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mysteries and Visitors by ElysianNeptune reviews
Usagi and the girls are now 21, and have just gotten out of college for the summer. Usagi has plans to spend time with Mamoru and the girls, but when an unexpected pink haired girl shows up things take a drastic change.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,054 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars
The Plain Ones by Lavenza reviews
Frank and Magenta go get doughnuts at three in the morning. Inspired by the dream I had last night.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Magenta - Complete
Music Maker by Diabolicael reviews
A girl is stolen from Midgard. Filled with anger and hate, she slowly grows from the child pet of her kidnapper into a woman with a strong sense of self. Basically a well-written excuse for someone to love Loki when he needs it most. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Loki - Complete
Equestria by McGeesJabberwock reviews
It never existed. One-shot
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
The Guy Behind Those Words by MakoMitsuki reviews
We all remember the seemingly romantic scene where Kagami received this note she thought was a love note but actually gone real awry with the nerd. But what if we changed the nerd to a guy who really has set her eyes on the tsundere? How will she take it?
Lucky Star - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kagami H. - Complete
Joker Saves the Ponies by McGeesJabberwock reviews
Batman wants to destroy My Little Pony and only the Joker can stop him.
Crossover - Batman & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - The Joker, Pinkie Pie
Bestseller by Demand Truth reviews
Harley writes her life story in her mind to occupy herself while stuck in the asylum. Character exploration, one shot. Possibly posted under another account at one point, but this is the one I'm currently using.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harley Quinn - Complete
Piano Dress by Senorita TacoMal reviews
Well, she had hoped it was a love confession. Alternate version of the events of episode 21. Kagami x OC
Lucky Star - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kagami H. - Complete
Magical Appuruchan by sugarbug reviews
Kyona, daughter of the heroine of Castanet and the Harvest God, dreams of being a magical girl. When she recieves five mysterious magical pens in the mail that may or may not have been from her father, and evil rises on Castanet, this may be her chance.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,702 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Angela/Akari, Ignis - Complete
Something Frightening by Katathean reviews
A young woman finds herself stranded in the Labyrinth at the mercy of the Goblin King. To escape she must recover what Jareth has stolen from her but how can she when she can't even remember her own name? Jareth/OC
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,089 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Jareth - Complete
And Another Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by MalkyTop reviews
An idea juggled in the early years of this humble monster containment facility: Do monsters need therapy?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Shattered LookingGlass by hollywoodfreak reviews
Ailís walks through the frame of her looking-glass, and enters a land similar to a chessboard.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Alice - Complete
Ailís in Nightmare by hollywoodfreak reviews
When Ailís pronounced ay-LEESH falls down her chimney, she lands in a strange, but familiar looking, land where almost everyone owns a torture device!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alice, White Rabbit - Complete
A Spooky Barbie Story with Susan and Dr Cockroach by 1000th Ghost reviews
I was putting my 4-year-old sister down for a nap, and she said she wanted me to tell her "a spooky Barbie story with Susan and Dr. Cockroach". One of the stranger story requests I've gotten, lol.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Susan M./Ginormica, Dr. Cockroach - Complete
Severus and Rei by Shritistrang reviews
Severus Snape is in for the probably hardest Hogwarts year of his life... for he is one of the Sailor Senshi, Sailor Mars! Strange? You don't know half of it... Sailor Moon Crossover
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Severus S.
Always a Sunny Day by ElysianNeptune reviews
Michiru is stuck in a relationship with someone she doesn't want to be. Nor does he want to be with her, but its the only way... A Chibi Scout fic.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,166 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune - Complete
Iroh and the Pig by Tang Si Ming-Yue reviews
I betcha didn't know that even the Avatar cast made mistakes, did ya? Bloopers are regular for them as well, and as proof, here is what I like to call "random". lFor my BFFAFLD, Kalyn!l
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
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Whipped Cream reviews
It can sure be tough, working for Princess Celestia...and after Discord is reformed, Pinkie Pie isn't sure how to feel. One-shot; Discopie.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Discord, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Without Fear reviews
Reid/OC fluff oneshot; don't like, don't read. Charlotte attempts to hide her fear of thunderstorms when one wakes her and Reid up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2012 - S. Reid - Complete