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~Life is like checkers. You need to know which man to move.~

~The perfect man is kind. Kind of tall...Kind of handsome...Kind of rich...~

~Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.~

~If life's fair, then why don't men have PMS?~

~Kissing is healthy.~

~Bananas are good for cramps.~

~It's good to cry.~

~Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.~

~94 of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.~

~Lying is actually unhealthy.~

~Only apply mascara to your top lashes.~

~It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.~

~It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.~

~89 of guys want YOU to make the first move.~

~Chocolate will make you feel better.~

~Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.~

~A good friend never judges.~

~Boys aren't worth your tears.~

~We ALL love surprises.~

The Laws of Flirting:

~When you want to cuddle with him, tell him your cold.~

~During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head onto his shoulder.~

~If he tells you that he loves you, he means it. Tell him you love him, truthfully.~

~When your both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heartbeat.~

~Always try to help a friend in need.~

~Believe in yourself.~

~Be brave...but it's okay to be afraid sometimes.~

~Study hard.~

~Give lots of kisses.~

~Laugh often.~

~Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number.~

~Always try to see the glass half full.~

~Meet new people, even if they look different to you.~

~Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless.~

~Take lots of naps.~

~Be weird whenever you have the chance.~

~Love your friends no matter who they are.~

~Don't waste food.~

~RELAX~

~Take an occasional risk.~

~Try to have a liitle fun each day...it's important.~

~Work together as a team.~

~Fall in love with someone.~

~Say "I love you" often.~

~Express yourself creatively.~

~Be concious of your appearance.~

~Always be up for surprises.~

~Love someone with all your heart.~

~Share with friends.~

~Watch your step.~

~It will get better.~

~There is always someone who loves you more than you know.~

~Excercise to keep fit.~

~Live up to your name.~

~Seize the moment.~

~Hold on to true friends, they are few and far between.~

~Indulge in the things you truly love.~

~Cherish every Sunday.~

~At the end of the day...PRAY.~

~Smile at least once a day.~

Things to Do at Wal-Mart:

Glue coins on the floor where people can see them and see how many people try to pick them up.
When there is a sign that says, "Caution: Wet Floor", move it somewhere else or to a carpeted area.
Switch the price tags.
Put random things in peoples' carts.
Smear a melted chocolate bar on the walls of bathroom stalls.
Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away.
Look straight into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
Take the shoes off that you are wearing, then try to buy them. If a cashier tries to tell you that you didn't get them there, refuse and say you did.
Yell, "We got a code red in housewares!" and see what happens.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me! Pick me!
Go into a fitting room and wait a while. Then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
Smear a candy bar into your hand. Head to the restrooms. When someone enters the stall next to you, sneak your hand under the divider and say, "Spare some toilet paper?
Ride around on a 3-year old's bike screaming, "The British are coming! The British are coming!
Set the alarms in the clock aisle to go off continuously every 5 minutes.
Get a toy water gun and then duck tape all of the Elmo dolls together and say, "Don't move or the Elmos get it!
Get chopsticks and stick them in your nose and run around yelling, "I'm a walrus! Hear me roar!
Pretend to be a manakin and dress up in store clothes. Strike a pose. If someone looks at you, make faces.
Stare at the ceiling and see how many people look to see what you're staring at.
Tape a Telli Tubby Toy to your back and run around the store screaming like you're on fire and yelling, "Get it off! I'm being attacked!" When you approach a crowd, roll on the floor like you're trying to squish the Tellie Tubbie, then resume screaming and running.
Take a Darth Vador doll and when a clerk isn't looking, pick up the intercom phone and press the button to make teh Darth Vador doll talk on the store speaker system.
Walk behind a person who works at Wal-Mart and say, "Can I help you?
Grab one of the sample perfume bottles and squirt random passing people.
Get whipped cream and put it in your mouth and run around screaming, "I have rabies!
Talk on the loud speaker and say, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!
Walk up to a random person and say, "Hey! I remember you!" and see if they play along to avoid emberrasment.
Rub garlic on your armpits and go up to a random person and say, "Is my deodorant working?
Put barbies in a tough-looking guy's cart
Take a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them at people.
Run into stuff like you're blind and mental.
Toss eggs up in the air and let them fall on peoples' heads.
Test fishing gear by casting into other aisles and see what you can catch.
Get a toy gun and run around the store playing army.
Pat a person on the back and put a "Kick Me" sign on them.
Throw a tennis ball and then chase it on all four legs, catching it in your mouth like a dog.
Dress up as Batman and sit in a cart while someone pushes you and yell, "To the Batcave, Robin!
Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.
Dress up as Spiderman and tackle random people and run off yelling, "Another villan stopped by Spiderman!" and then say, "You can thank me later!
Start singing in a horrible voice and when people look at you, say, "I'm the next American Idol!
Get a can of Lysol and follow someone around the store, spraying everything they touch.
Spitball the cameras and random people.
Breakdance in the middle of the store.
Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.
Play "Marco Polo
Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
Run up to a complete stranger and say, "You're it!
Attach a leash to a friend and make them crawl around on their hands and knees. When someone asks what's going on, you say, "He/She's my eye-seeing human.
Take a "mysterious package" to someone's cart and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at oh- seven hundred hours tomarrow.
Bring no one.
Get 20 people together and play "Hide and Go Seek"

My first story, Renesmee's Book Report, really sucked. I'm really sorry and I wanna write a new one.

Edward and Jacob Finally Fight It Out CH 1 reviews
finally! wat youve all been waiting 4! edward and jacob finally fight over bella!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Edward, Jacob