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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Star Fox, Fullmetal Alchemist, Halo, and Gears of War.


Age: 20

Location:Youdontneedtoknow, USA

Theme Song: Fell on Black Days by Soundgarden

Favorite Anime/Manga:Naruto, Hellsing

Favorite Game: Call of Duty: Black Ops

Reviewing Do's: Leave constructive criticism, catch me on spelling/details, and send me good stories to beta/read

Reviewing Don'ts: Flame, leave reviews unrelated to current story, flame, send hate mail, flame, take up my precious time, flame, and flame.

Personal Motto: I'm not biased in any way. I hate everyone equally.

Favorite quotes: Let's kick some names and take some ass!

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-

That's five, motherfuckers!

Well, we're boned.

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

And when they see our judgement raining down from the heavens, they will realize that humanity's life is not so easily extinguished...and they will know fear.

F.E.A.R.= Fuck Everything And Run

Just when you think you've accomplished something, here comes the T-Rex

How many of you have your caskets ready?

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.

Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker!

You're an inspiration for birth control.

Your face, your ass, what's the difference?


Swordsman of the Leaf: Bloodstained Hurricane

Started work on: 6-23-10

Completed: N/A

Main story

10k hits: 10/12/10

15k hits: 10/25/10

25k hits: 1/21/11

50k hits: 6/27/11

The Rise of Death and Despair

Started: 11/28/10

Completed: N/A

5k hits: 2/21/11

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Star Fox Adventures: The Resurrection of Star Wolf by Victor Turdleman reviews
Lylat's war is over, but its struggle has begun. A mastermind beyond even Star Fox's reach keeps the galaxy in depression, with every bounty hunter and mercenary to oppose him dead. After years of solitude, Star Wolf is but a faded legend, and Wolf remains unrecognized and powerless. But on a planet with new foes, new allies, and a new name, all of that will change. (Feat. OC's)
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 595,018 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Wolf O'D., Leon P., Fay, Miyu
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 5,406 - Follows: 4,334 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Zero Point by Feuerstoss reviews
A young Cerinian vixen finds her homeworld destroyed and is stranded on a hostile planet. Finding a young soldier who is also there under similar circumstances, they struggle to survive and learn the secrets of their strange new surroundings. Little do they know their actions will play a huge role in a conspiracy of galactic proportions.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 164,719 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Krystal, Fox M., Gen. Pepper, Tricky
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 4,195 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Star Fox: Back To Hell by XxSanitariumxX reviews
The two strongest forces in the galaxy are descending upon Hell. If either faction finds them it spells certain death. With Raye gone however, Miyu wants nothing more than for Star Fox to find them so she can enact her revenge. HIATUS.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,598 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Miyu, Fay
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., unknown 1, Naruto U. - Complete
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Jedi Knight Naruto Revised: The Clone Wars by Sgt. Assassin reviews
With the declaration of war from the CIS, the Republic enters its' darkest hour, as bloodshed, violence, and lawlessness take over the galaxy. Naruto and Revan must find a way to help keep the peace, as well as keep the Republic from tearing itself apart.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,930 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Naruto U.
Truth Bites by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Monster, homunculus. A beast appears out of nothing in the East. Roy is confronted with the possibility that it's a new homunculus. What are it's plans, and is it truly a threat? Post FMA Manga, Pein-battle Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,889 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Roy M. - Complete
As a Tower Firmly Set by words without reviews
"Take back your city," Ezio said. "Rise to meet the burden you've been given." *Deals with the assassin recruits. Minor spoilers for AC:B*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Apprentice, Ezio A. - Complete
Star Fox: Survival on a Frozen Hell by XxSanitariumxX reviews
A lynx named Miyu and a human named Raye shot each other down above a forzen waste land they come to call Hell. With no chance of rescue for months perhaps years they will have to depend on the other to survive despite the war twixt humans and Cornerians
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,808 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Miyu - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5928 - Favs: 9,318 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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A New World of War reviews
With his teacher's dream fulfilled, Naruto faded from the minds of his people. Alone and left to his seals, an experiment goes wrong and throws him across the stars. When he wakes up during the seige of Anvil Gate, he quickly realizes that war is a very common thing.
Crossover - Naruto & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,489 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Samantha B./Sam, D. Baird, V. Hoffman
Martyr to Hero: Jorge's Tale reviews
When he set off the slipspace bomb, Jorge never thought he'd live past a twitch of his fingers. Now, he and a trio of Saber pilots must save another world stricken with crisis. Too bad Jorge doesn't have any experience with dinosaurs.
Crossover - Star Fox & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Krystal, Jorge-052/Noble Five
The Rise of Death and Despair reviews
When Kakashi makes a bid to save the world from an enraged Naruto, he ends up being sucked into the portal with him. On the other side, Kakashi and Naruto are pulled into a world of politics and insurrection. Amidst the chaos of a revolution, will they find their way back home, or lose themselves to the call of war?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,568 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., F├╝hrer Bradley, Roy M.
Swordsman of the Leaf: Bloodstained Hurricane reviews
When Naruto is confronted by his inner demon, it isn't the fox he presumed it to be. The legendary demon is more than an animal, and it has powerful friends to assist it. Watch as Naruto picks up his own blades, and cuts a path to his destiny. Violent M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
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