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Joined 05-22-09, id: 1943636, Profile Updated: 05-18-12
Author has written 14 stories for Legend of Zelda, Earthbound, South Park, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Homestuck.

I am a silly individual who sometimes thinks that other people should decide to banish me to the deepest pits of somewhere warm. That would actually be a blessing because cold weather is the bane of all Siflkind.

Nobody loved me enough to write this for me so I actually had to do all this typing work myself, and I can't think of anything to say. It's so lame being a Sifl. XD

Anyway, I like to do a whole bunch of stereotypical ff.net user types of things: writing, drawing, singing, picking at toe lint... (I write South Park. I have GOT to make stereotype jokes, and don't pretend like half of you don't have at least two of those things listed on your account!) Seriously, though, I do like to do all those things.

So, yes, I like South Park. I like all the characters except for Saddam Hussein and sometimes I don't like Randy, particularly when he is overused. It is also interesting to note that despite my fondness of this show, sex jokes are my least favorite kind of joke. That said, I am still not above them- if it suits the situation, it suits the situation.

Oh, and I don't do South Park slash for serious. I just... they're ten and I don't care for it. Shipping is a joke to me in that fandom.

I love Majora's Mask and The Legend of Zelda in general, even TWILIGHT PRINCESS. (However, I like making fun of Twilight Princess MORE than the actual game, which puts me at odds with the world... um...) And yes, Link gets my focus.

Earthbound is quirky and fun, but is probably not the best game in the universe. It's just one with lots of charm. LOTS of charm.

Because of Earthbound, I am now also a Homestuck and I write fic for it- and it has the only pairing that I will legitimately go out of my way to write- I'm a DaveJade. Hi. How are you?

SPEAKING OF CHARM- you should all watch Durarara!! because it is made from one part artsy-fartsy, one part kill-em-all, two parts otaku, several part crazy, several parts creepy, one part 4-chan, one part sushi, and all parts awesome. It also has Shizuo Heiwajima in it. If you know who that is, you don't need me to tell you any more about this show because you already know!

I like all sorts of other things (which I will neglect to list), but I don't write fic for any of those, so they aren't important. Like Sherlock! One day, I might write a lot of platonic things for Sherlock. :)

Yep. Feel free to bother me. :)

AND I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE FRANCHISES AND CHARACTERS I WRITE OF! THIS IS FANFICTION. But I always forget the disclaimers.

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Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Bromantic Tendencies by sillynekorobs reviews
A series of glimpses into the lives of best friends and pal-honchos.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Dave S., John E.
untitled navi tatl by tikitikirevenge reviews
In which Navi and Tatl meet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Navi, Tatl
Amiable Prince by KimiruMai reviews
Oneshot. Post Cell Saga. He is not sympathetic. You don't come to him with problems. He won't help you, unless you just want some comfort, Saiyan style.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
LEDE by undersaffiresky reviews
You were never supposed to remember. That's just not how the scratch works. Memories aren't supposed to come with the package, but you guess the game decided to make an exception, because you remember everything. That can only mean something went wrong.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Dave S.
Amicus by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Tomorrow you will do what has to be done. But today you are thirteen years old again...and you are alone. /AU. Jade'centric. Oneshot.\
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Jade H. - Complete
Nothing Rhymes With Orange by NoseBridgePinch reviews
And Kenny is feeling slightly left out of the group. A small snapshot of the group dynamic from Kenny's perspective. Gift for John-SP150.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
Sidekick by LittleAliceinWonderland reviews
That's why he wants Craig to join their team. He wants him to experience being a superhero with an adorable cape and mask. Clyde couldn't help but let out a chuckle at the thought of his own emotionless best friend wearing something dorky.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Birthday Boys by robert3A-SN reviews
Stan doesn't want an 11'th birthday party after his 10'th birthday party led to so much misery. No one can understand what it's like to have a birthday tainted like that - no one except Butters, that is. Written for Stan's actual birthday on October 19.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Scarlet Secrets and Sequestering Shades by Flipspring reviews
Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Small World by Monochrome Insanity reviews
Life is as crazy as ever in Ikebukuro, and lives continue to become ensnared in it's twisted web when Celty's head goes missing and Dollars members start being killed off. On hiatus.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Izaya O., Masaomi K.
Fortissimo by amourdesoi reviews
He could have been a business man, could have been a famous idol like his brother - but there are too many coulds and even more nevers, and so he stops thinking about fanciful things that will never be. Shizuo-centric, 50 sentences.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Love by VickyVicarious reviews
...lasts forever. But so does hate. In the end, does it really matter what you call it?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Of the Particular Pandemonium of a Sushi Dinner by Lady Charity reviews
Izaya takes Mairu and Kururi out to eat at the Russian sushi restaurant the same night and at the same place as Shizuo when he treats Kasuka to dinner. Ikebukuro must pay the price.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Once Upon Some Time by IFiWEREaROBOT reviews
Tetra doesn't believe in fairytales, but life can sometimes be even stranger than fiction, and not every "Once upon a time" ends in a "Happily ever after."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tetra, Zelda
Dwindling Rainbow by Madcow5678 reviews
They make up a bright rainbow of colours, and of pride. Bradley’s workin’ so hard on not being bicurious anymore, that his rainbow’s faded to grey. " Oneshot"
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Butters S., Bradley - Complete
Just Another Mask by apoplastic reviews
But sometimes the mask slips, even for us who’ve mastered the art. Maybe it’s at dawn, when you hear the Takkuri crowing, or at midday in the busy market streets, or at night, when the last rays of the sun slip below the horizon." MM based drabble. R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Belief And Other Valuable Things by Nanimonaimono reviews
In Jeff's opinion, prayer may be an useful ability in battle, but hardly appropiate in war. Scientifical facts, though, could tell him that there's a small percentage of exception in everything. // Chosen Four-centric.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Jeff, Paula - Complete
Hear No Evil by Kanthia reviews
No matter how many times he is born again, the journey always starts the same way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Business Lunch by Blackjack Gabbiani reviews
Running a Team requires ordinary things like meetings. But when Cyrus is involved, could even that be "ordinary"?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
Apprehension by Kanthia reviews
Two men discuss the evil that is coming to consume them all, and how they are going to deal with it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Pearl of Darkness by Hylian Guy reviews
After the events of Majora's Mask, Link is thrust into a new adventure in Myrennia, the land adjacent to Termina. Dark Link arrives to complicate things, and Link gets wrapped up in Myrennia's cumulating history of warfare and hatred.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Link, Tael
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Water Bearer
He inhales. The world holds its breath.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Celty S., Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K. - Complete
Hear No Evil reviews
Haven't you ever wondered what kind of person the Hero of Time really was? He starts off as an innocent child, but his true colors are a little unorthodox. There's more to growing up than just dungeons- the people you meet in life are just as influential.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Link
Shattered Little Windows reviews
When she was feeling sad, she would close her eyes and think about all the miles she had travelled and how, no matter what destination she reached, it never felt like the right one. It never felt like home and she was beginning to wonder if "home" was even a place.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,035 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
Dave and Jade's Adventures in Fing Wonderland reviews
Yep, Homestuck meets Alice in Wonderland- except Dave is the worst Alice EVER and has to depend on Jade just about every step of the way because when it comes to such an "uncool" cliche, the boy is totally incompetent. They're all mad here! Light DaveJade
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Dave S., Jade H.
Stale Milk Monologue reviews
Identical and nondescript milk carton houses and uniform cookie-cutter people were all he knew. But John Egbert is slowly realizing that he wasn't cut out to be complacent like everyone else; he craved more than a destiny of simple sweets. Script format.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - John E. - Complete
Looking At It From A Different Perspective reviews
Eric Cartman looks at himself in the mirror, except he doesn't really recognize himself. This is a oneshot about the inner workings of the mind of South Park's most infamous sociopath. Dark humor and ideologically broken because, well, this is Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
The Moral Ascension of Kenny McCormick reviews
This is both an introspective look at Kenny as he struggles to understand the curse of his immortality as well as a not-so-subtle satire on shipping South Park characters. The big joke is that there is no slash even though the setup's primed for it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
It's Like Christmas Up In Here reviews
A collection of Jade/Dave or Jadesprite/Davesprite or any similar variations! Some will be dark, some will not, and some even have a recurring plot. Current recurring plot Ch. 8-9: Dave/Sprite/Jade triangle where Sburb went a little differently.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,333 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dave S., Jade H.
Lost in Translation reviews
Shizuo fails miserably whenever he tries to ask a stranger if he can see their notebook. The chaos that ensues is as unpredictable as the weather! Latest chapter: Shizuo goes on a date... with Anri?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Shizuo H.
My Brother's Keeper reviews
REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Pandora's Box reviews
A short look at Pokey as he shuts off the Devil's Machine. A present for Rowdymouse.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Pokey M. - Complete
Picky's Red Wagon reviews
Sometimes, you just gotta love thy neighbor- you gotta love 'em even more than your own family. Oneshot.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Picky M., Ness - Complete
Shallow Reflection reviews
The same guardian angel gets mixed feelings from all he watches. This is a collection of Heroes being guided by the Past whether they are aware of it or not. Updated sporadically.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Link
If You Give A Rowdy Mouse A Cookie reviews
Maxwell loves science. Jeff also loves science. They want to acquire some lab mice to do all sorts of crazy things to in the name of their beloved science. However, their usage of rodents leads to an unexpected discovery: Tony loves small animals.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jeff - Complete