Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Ben 10, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Dude, That's My Ghost!.
Name: Jane Doe
Living at this current moment: In planet Earth. most likey somewhere where its always really hot...
Heritage/Race/Whatever: Hispanic...Mexican American
looks: like any other female human being that walks this earth.
I like werewolves. I am a Pansexual and have a love for many things. I am patient and understanding, I rarely judge. Music is always on all the time. I will listen to anything. I dislike whining, also homophobic bastards...and being woken up by someone else that isn't me. Le sigh
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A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile
If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Is it bad that I respond?)
You Know You're an Author If:
You talk to yourself a lot. (I admit nothing...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (I keep telling myself to stop, but that makes it worse...)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (I feel less lonely that way... and less crazy...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (not really)
You live off of sugar and caffeine.(i live off of things that taste tasty...)
You've never stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (I like to use big words to make myself sound like a know-it-all-smartass :D)
Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.(I dont like going on vacation...)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (in my defense its every week and i don't like to be disturbed when writing...)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(random yes, long, sorta)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (uh?)
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( bic stics? Oo)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(my backpack has everything, and i always have my back on me!)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(not yet, hopefully never...)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (that would explain a lot...)
People think you have A.D.D.(ive been framed, i swear!)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(as long as i can still be a smartass)
You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.(its there faults! what kind of teachers have mistakes like that! YOU HAVE A DEGREE, USE THE SMARTS!)
You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(sometimes)
That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did. (well , yeah, and my friends looked at me like I was crazy)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (It annoys my friends but i love to do it, makes me feel awesome)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay... so im not the only one?)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(half of the time...)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (the class, or that my grammar sucks? i never failed the class, but my grammar on test and worksheets do suck T.T)
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over.
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
RedXxBB(thiers only one of this couple>:o)
PariahDarkxDanny(read Dark Prince its the first story ever written for this couple and its excellent!)( http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6713425/1/ )
Jim and Dimitri (another crossover of treasure island and anastassia)
Dash BaxterxDanny F.
Clockwork and Danny
Danny P. and Danny F. (both Dannys future Dan and Ghost Dan)
Chipskylark and Timmy
Cosmo and Timmy
Nega-Timmy and Timmy
Yuki and Shuichi
Derek and Tripp
Zack/Dylan and Cody/Cole
Kendell and Logan
Phineas and Ferb(its not really incest since Ferbs adopted)
Karkat x John Egbert (homestuck)
Dave x John Egbert (homestuck once again!)
and they'll be more to come cuz im always looking!
I have something called YOD! it stands for Yaoi Obsession Disorderor Yaoi ObsessionDisease (it can spread) or Yaoi On Drugs. This delicious virus was spread by :YaoiFreak-WuzHere
A quote from darkalbino
"It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain."
Ive been out of it for a while. Naruto is still my one and forever OTP, but i have been having a hard time writing anything for SASUNARU. I guess, i have been taking a break, mostly rethinking of retyping everything. So you wont be seeing anything from me for a VERY LONG TIME.
(bold mean for me):
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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