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Joined 05-23-09, id: 1943834, Profile Updated: 04-15-14
Author has written 46 stories for Naruto.

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And Time Again by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, TemaTen] "Do you want me to leave?" Temari said it in the same tone someone else might say, 'spread your legs', and Tenten knew she was lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Tenten, Temari - Complete
A Straw House by sinemoras09 reviews
Love is an anchor. Obito/Rin. Dark. Warnings for violence, character death. Spoilers for chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Neverland by TwinEnigma reviews
Batman comes to Fawcett City to recruit Billy Batson as a chaperone for the new team he's forming. AU, formerly done for yj anon meme
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Billy B./Captain Marvel - Complete
Leaning Against the Sun by subtextual reviews
This, too, shall pass, and beyond it will be themselves. Beyond it will be them and eternity, and their rivalry, because Gai wouldn't let either of them give that up, not until eternity -- or at least, their eternity -- had run its course." Gai/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Epitome of Adolescence by Hehimself reviews
As we all know, youth is sweet AND sour. Especially when you are a trained killing machine. See two adolescents in juxtaposition as one stumbles through a humiliating discharge, while the other struggles as a result of promotions. Gai/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Chivalry by herongale reviews
Splendid isolation is still isolation. Ozai lives in seclusion, under guard, in a villa in a remote area of the Fire Nation. All that would be very well, but the guard. Well, the guard. The guard is a problem.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Gai M., Ozai - Complete
Dominion by incandescens reviews
Aizen and Gin, from the days when Gin was a vulnerable vicecaptain. Long ago. Dark. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Dream A Dream by Penbee of Treewood reviews
Sandman cometh. He would rather him dead. In the aftermath of a Konoha tragedy, Gaara observes a survivor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Gaara, Gai M. - Complete
The Edge of Life by haitoku reviews
[ghost in the shell: sac] There are rifts in their matrix he doesn't understand. BatouTogusa. Alluded BatouMotoko.
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Denouement by kimi no vanilla reviews
Jiraiya, the past, the future, and the White Fang's son. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Dulce et Decorum by Aurani reviews
Part two of Angst In Green series. An exploration of Maito Gai's fate. Takes place in Triptychverse. [Warnings: more character death, extremely mild slash if you're really looking for it, really crappy title]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
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Shiver reviews
Hypothermia doesn't work like this, but who cares?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete
Regret, Retry, Regret reviews
What if Genin teams were soulbonded?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - [Hiruzen S., Homura M., Koharu U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Father of the Year reviews
The Kakashi/Gai High School AU that never was (or Hatake Sakumo has a telephone conversation).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] Sakumo H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Fools in old-style hats and coats reviews
A simple C-rank mission changes the lives of Dai and Sakumo. Title from the Larkin poem "This be the verse", read it and weep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,318 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/21 - [Dai M., Sakumo H.] Gai M., Kakashi H.
Out of Sight reviews
After Kakashi loses his memory, he has to deal with the life and the strange boyfriend he can't remember. Pairing: Kakashi/Gai established relationship
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,935 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.]
A study of two corpses prior to their deaths reviews
One father walks into a bar, the other one's already there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19 - Dai M., Sakumo H. - Complete
Snippets reviews
Various snippets of various sizes, some tiny, some not so tiny, most of them written for naruto meme. Various characters. Some KakaxGai, some Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 22,586 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Schmerzgrenzen reviews
Gai nach Shippuuden Episode 349.
Naruto - Rated: T - German - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Laugh Last reviews
Joke's on you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete
was wüßtest du von mir mehr (als von der Hölle) reviews
After the war a man called Hatake Kakashi returns to a place called Konoha. (loosely based on something to remember (just in case)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete
In another Castle reviews
Every time he's rescued, Yamato falls a little bit in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Yamato, Anko M., Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
etwas zur erinnerung (nur für den fall) reviews
Es ist Jahre her, aber es fühlt sich noch fast genauso an wie damals. (eine Nacht im Krieg) Second chapter English version.
Naruto - Rated: M - German - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Stillleben in Blassgrün - Still life in pale green reviews
Die Hoffnung stirbt zuletzt, oder? leicht GaixKakashi 2nd chapter English version Summary: Slowly and reluctantly Gai learns the art of giving up hope. Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: T - German - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
over, already reviews
No matter what Gai says, they might actually be too old for sleepovers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Debriefing reviews
Sequel to "For the Mission" You need to read that one to understand what's going on here. Ten years after the events of "For the Mission" Kakashi and Guy finally have to stop pretending nothing happened.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.]
Kindling reviews
As an ANBU Captain, Tenzou made all the right choices, so why does he still feel like a failure? hints of Kakashi/Gai and Yamato/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Yamato, Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
like copper and iron but sweeter reviews
Post war-AU (as in Kisame is alive) Kisame/Gai, hints of Kakashi/Gai and Kisame/Itachi. "It's been a long time coming, this revenge." After the war, Kisame seeks out his enemy. What he finds is not what he expected. Warning: Major character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Kisame H., Gai M.] Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Phoenix reviews
Kakashi comes back to life. It takes a while. (takes place after chapter 450) Kakashi/Gai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete
The Day's dull Catalog reviews
Set during the timeskip. Summary: After being defeated by Itachi, Kakashi knows he needs to get stronger. If only people would stop interfering.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,271 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
X reviews
Orochimaru experiments a.k.a. the Kakashi/Gai mpreg fic that never was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Undercover reviews
KakaGai Snippet for narutomeme, prompt: genderbent
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Damage reviews
drabble written for naruto meme, prompt: blind. Loosely connected to Damage Undone KakashixGai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fever reviews
Kakashi is sick; Gai brings him soup. written for naruto meme
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Ugly reviews
A snippet from Kakashi and Gai's teenage years.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Cherry Popsicle Blues reviews
takes place directly after Shippuuden episode 219, very light romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Idiot reviews
written for the one sentence meme @ naruto meme – prompt: Obito, Gai idiot Warning: SPOILERS for chapter 599
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Gai M. - Complete
Need reviews
Yamato/Guy, Yamato/Kakashi, hints of Kakashi/Guy & Yamato/Kakashi/Guy written for the one sentence meme @ naruto meme, twelve sentences, all featuring the prompt, Need, forming a story. You can't always get what you want, and sometimes, even though you tr
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - [Yamato, Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Manifestations of Regret reviews
Gai gets a girlfriend; Kakashi reacts. Kakashi/Gai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Visionary reviews
This isn't the future either of them wanted to see. Warning: major character death
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Kids today reviews
Once upon a time, romantic relationships between teammates were forbidden in Konoha. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
End of Eternity: Beginning reviews
Gai's youth is over.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Damage Undone reviews
written for a naruto meme prompt: One character gets hurt protecting another who ends up blaming himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Sole Survivor reviews
Kakashi's life goes on. Note: written for naruto meme - hints of Kakashi/Yamato and Kakashi/Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Love and Marriage reviews
He would sooner cut out his own tongue than admit it to Gai, but the truth was that Kakashi had proposed mostly for the sake of convenience. Kakashi/Gai marriage fic, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
sleepnow reviews
At three in the morning Konoha is a cold and lonely place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Play Pretend reviews
What you don't know can't hurt you. Kakashi/Guy. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Still life in pale blue reviews
A day in the life of war veterans. Sequel to Peace of Mind mild Kakashi/Guy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Peace of Mind reviews
The war is over. Everybody's happy. Kakashi is getting there. mild very mild Kakashi/Guy written for the prompt "what if Gai opens the eighth gate and survives?" warning: not the happiest fic I've ever written...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Atë reviews
"I'd have said yes if you called it a challenge." Hindsight is 20/20. Timeline: more or less current arc Notes: written for the sentence prompt meme at naruto meme. Warning: character death, violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
What's in a title? reviews
If anyone was Kakashi's rival, it was Obito. Written for the versus meme over at LJ's naruto meme. prompt was: Obito and Gai fight over which one of them deserves the title of Kakashi's rival. Gen fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Gai M. - Complete
For the Mission reviews
A shinobi is a weapon and a weapon has no dignity. Written for a kink meme prompt over at naruto meme. WARNINGS INSIDE. graphic content. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Wake reviews
Pairing: Kakashi/Gai Spoiler: Naruto Episode 80 and corresponding manga chapter. Can anyone still be spoiled for this? Summary: Gai is weird, arrogant and tired of waiting. Kakashi is just weird.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Snapshots of a Rivalry reviews
written for the three times meme at naruto meme, prompt: three times Kakashi can't ignore Gai. Friendship fic. Warning: Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
An Elaborate Attempt reviews
Kakashi has an unexpected visitor. Light Kakashi/Gai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
This House Is Haunted reviews
Obito haunts Kakashi. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart makes reviews
Team eight are having not so sweet dreams. Note: Written for the Halloween meme at naruto meme; the prompt was "nightmare." Warning:mention of character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
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