TheRetardedlyAwesome
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Joined 05-23-09, id: 1943902, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 14 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Harvest Moon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Tsubasa Chronicle, Pandora Hearts, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Thor, Doctor Who, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rise of the Guardians, and Lord of the Rings.

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Tom Hiddleston. Loki Odinson/Laufeyson. #hiddlesarmy

"Love me? Hate me? Either way, it's still an obsession."

Contact by twitter; @demira_kania


Hello there fellow oxygen-breathing earthlings!

Retard is what you should call me.

That's probably all you should know about me, but if you want to know more, then feel free to read my answers to the 'Fanfiction Writer's Meme', right below.

1. Write a brief introduction about yourself.

Used to be known as Yuki Uzumaki. Self proclaimed critic.

2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with?

The Kyou Kara Maou fandom. Yaoi. Enough said.

3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write?

Canon/OC. I need more love from non-existent characters.

4. Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters? Or are you a fandom whore?

Does fandom whore mean writing about every pairing/character in one fandom? Cause I change fandoms a lot.

5. What is your most popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so?

The Game of Chess. It has a Mary Sue in it. Not sure.

6. Forget other people, what is the fanfic you've written you're most proud of?

Artistic Scribbles and Red Misfortunes.

7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with?

Hard. But fun enough to make me want to.

8. Write a few sentences or so of you favorite pairing or character.

Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)

He is the perfect butler. He is the perfect man. You could even say that he's the perfect human--that is if he is human.

Fai D. Flourite (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)

An enigma. He was by far, the hardest to read, the hardest to connect to, the hardest to understand. Just who is he? And why is it that he's so...alluring?

9. Are there any fanfiction trends/cliches you can't stand or are just sick of?

MARY SUE PARODIES. That's self explanatory.

10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/cliches you now hate? Or any other ones?

Don't think so. I'm not influential enough.

11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it?

Kuroshitsuji. Sometimes.

12. What would you call your writing "style"?

Sarcasm. And fail!angst. Actually, fail!everything.

13. Write your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what is it about them that you love to write.

Canon/OC. See my fic list. It's self explanatory.

14. Do you read other people's fanfic? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most?

Naturally. Wouldn't have any ideas to steal if I didn't ;D

15. Name one thing you'd LOVE to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do.

Probably smut. Yeah.

16. Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego?

Ehem, I'm a self proclaimed critic.

17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room?

Music, and the toilet.

18. What inspires you?

The world. Tom Hiddleston. Hot guys.

19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer?

To sum it all up?

I'm an inexperienced writer/self proclaimed critic.

20. Tag some friends, because they'll hate you for it.

I don't have friends.


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The Legendary PIe Bird by GrenGren Alley reviews
Amelie Fortescue bakes treats so fine, they'll wake the dead...literally! Using her pastries , she brings the dead back to life in order to discover the reasons for their deaths. But when her skill as a "detective" catches the attention of a certain mortician, she finds herself embroiled in just a bit more trouble than she'd like.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Undertaker, OC, Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Gray Winged Creature by Seasnake reviews
The cult that killed Ciel has created a girl that is half-angel and half-demon to end the world. Aliya comes to live at the Phantomhive house because it was Sebastian's blood used to create her. Now Sebastian has to raise a daughter he doesn't want.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,215 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Too Deep for the Healing by waterside reviews
This story begins where Snape's story ends in canon: In the Shrieking Shack. Severus Snape survives the war - but which Snape? Who is he in the new circumstances? Some things will never be the same again. Other things, however, do not change so easily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,892 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Led by a Child by TimelessTears reviews
Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Trust by Elfpen reviews
"Of course I could have killed you. I could kill you right now. I could've killed you days, months, years ago, whenever I liked. It'd have be easy, easier than blinking. But I never have, Arthur. And I'm not going to. Not ever." REVEAL FIC NON-SLASH
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,530 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Grand Party Indeed by Shark on Land reviews
"The grandest party one hosts is often the least expected," he chuckled with his customary grin. "After all, who awaits their own funeral?" Undertaker/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Undertaker
Leave and Resonate by v2point0 reviews
He could hear two heartbeats. 10th Doctor!3x08 and 3x09-centric.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Smith, 10th Doctor - Complete
For Lack of Twilight Parodies by oswin-the-girl-who-can reviews
AU Parody Three things were driving Sakura absolutely insane. And these were all thanks to a sparkly vampire, a werewolf with anger management problems, and a legion of crazed fangirls. And WHAT'S with all the angst! SakuXFai, SakuXKuro, SxS, KuroXFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,077 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010
The Prophecy by Amuro Kaji reviews
Nah Kiku, sekarang mana yang akan kau pilih; kakakmu, atau orang-orang di sekelilingmu? AU PrussHun dan mungkin SpaMano. Hint2 bertaburan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Indonesian - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Prussia, Japan
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Impossibly Dramatic reviews
I hate math, I really do. But why does Mr. Michaelis have to be so damn...irresistible? Sebastian/OC AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sebastian M., OC
The Game of Chess reviews
I don't usually think before acting. I guess that's how I got into all this mess in the first place. Sebastian/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,908 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sebastian M., OC
Connected reviews
"In return for the safety of your people, I want a beating heart of Mirkwood's royal kin." Legolas thought himself noble for his sacrifice, he just didn't expect to survive without a heart. Legolas/OC (Legomance)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Legolas
Felix Felicis reviews
I was six when I first met him. Everyone called me crazy, but I didn't care. Jack Frost/OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Jack Frost
Come to Play reviews
She is nothing but a mockery of his sire; a mockery of death. Nico/OC sort of
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Nico A.
Fix You reviews
There was something about her he decided, something that wasn't quite right. So he's going to fix her, because he can. Doctor/OC sort of.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - 10th Doctor
Red Misfortunes reviews
Even if you burn the world to ashes, I will always be by your side. Anything I will do for you, as long as I am not alone. Loki/OC Rewritten
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Loki
Cherry Red reviews
Traveling with a bunch of morons, it's really not a surprise if I fell for one of them along the way. The thing is; the guy I've set my eyes on… Yeah, he looks exactly like me, to be exact; a male version of me. So…self-cest? Fai/OC
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Fai
Web of Lies reviews
Run away from home? Done it. Feign amnesia? Done it. Beat Kyuhyun in Starcraft? ...Still working on it. Super Junior Kyuhyun/OC
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011
Artistic Scribbles reviews
Amidst all of this chaos, there's only one thing that I believe in; that I didn't kill her. Undertaker/OC/Sebastian AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Undertaker, Sebastian M.
You're Dead, Remember? reviews
"So, I'm the servant of a servant?" "Yes, yes you are." What else could possibly go wrong? Oh, yeah, the fact that my brain has just been transplanted into another person's body. Yeah, that too sounds very wrong. Break/OC
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Xerxes B.
Stained Lilies reviews
Knowing that your life might end if you stray too far from the stoic Wizard does have its benefits. Especially if you're seeking for his attention. Wizard/OC
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Wizard
13 Alasan reviews
Ada 13 alasan mengapa temanmu meninggal. Kau adalah salah satunya.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Indonesian - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Vietnam
A Meeting By Chance reviews
Sheltering from the rain under a rooftop on an alley near a pub isn't the brightest idea I could think of. Luckily, I was saved, by who you ask? By a tall man with long silver hair and a wide freaky grin! Undertaker/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Undertaker, OC - Complete