Air Siren
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Joined 05-23-09, id: 1944002, Profile Updated: 01-30-16
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Fairy Tail, and RWBY.

Hello. I'm Air Siren and this is my noise! So as some fans(if I have any) would notice, a few of my stories are, well, gone. That's because I went through and purged all of the stories that were either:

A)Complete shit

B)Pointless pandering

C)Stories I would never in a million years finish

List of Stories (oldest to newest):

Ninja Warrior Sasukes Attempt: My first ever story on Fanfiction and really one of the first things I wrote outside of school. Honestly, the only thing that kept this fic from being thrown out with the A) category is the simple fact that it was this fic that got me started here. 1/10, Shit!

Byakuya At His Worst: My longest running story, home of many grammar mistakes, pointless jokes and an OC that is probably a Mary Sue. Still, it was this one that helped me grow the most as a writer, which you can see if you read the first chapter and compare it to later chapters. Anywhere from a 4 to a 7/10. Bad to good.

A Day In Excalibur’s Life: Hands down the greatest thing I've written. I don't care if you've never seen Soul Eater. Read it. 10/10. Perfection.

This One Goes to Eleven: This was essentially a story to practice writing a choreographed fight scene, using the titicular fight scene from RvB, and replacing the characters from Durarara. I think it turned out well. 6/10. Alright.

Shizuo’s Job: Debt Collecting 1 & Shizuo’s Job: Lucky Burger: I had a lot of fun making these one shots, and it feels good to know a few others enjoyed them too. As for why one is called ‘Debt Collecting 1’ it's probably because I thought I’d make more. I was wrong. 7/10. Good.

Okay, Truth or Dare: My first attempt on Fluff and quite possibly my most popular one shot! It's a crack pairing, too! 8/10 Great.

Shizuo Plays: Demon Souls: Attempting to make Let's Plays via Text didn't turn out well for me, huh? This was the last of my Durarara one shots, too. 5/10. Mediocre.

How Many Kin Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb, Zancrow’s Final Moments, Misunderstandings, & Zancrow in the Afterlife: Yeah. For a while I had monopolized the Zancrow and Meredy fanfics, and they all drew in a decent crowd. 7/10. Good.

We Are Fairy Tail: Originally supposed to be a collection of one shots based on the Fairy Tail forum of the same name, I ended up on a year long hiatus during which the forum was closed down. For pure sentimental value, I leave this fic even though no one outside of the forum will know the characters. 8/10. Great.

Annals of Beacon: A story based off of the second best RP forum I've ever been apart of, this is one of my three stories that I am actively working on. I probably give this less attention compared to the others due to it being essentially just an ad for our forum, I still have loads of fun writing it.

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Mercury No Basket: Unlike Annals, which I write for my friends, and Deploying which I’m trying to write with my passion, Mercury no Basket is my gag fic. It was supposed to be a joke. Not be taken seriously. Yet with over 1000 views in the month I've made it, it is easily my most popular story. Honestly, I could probably work on this for an entire month and finish it if I wanted to, but nah. I'll drag it out.

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Deploying!: A mechanized AU that needs a better name. This is also my favorite fic to write for so far because of how different it is compared to the others. I hope chapter 2 does better than 1 because I really want this one to be great!

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One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc] - Complete
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 238,487 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/19/2014
Bleach: The Three Phantoms by kyoraku08 reviews
Based on the video game "Bleach: The 3rd Phantom". 100 years ago, two young Shinigami joined the Gotei 13 and helped fighting an Arrancar, before being sent to the present day, where they meet Ichigo and the gang. Part 1: Chapters 1-39; Part 2: Chapters 40-?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 412,604 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Fujimaru K., Matsuri K.
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune Arc, Blake Belladonna] Yang Xiao Long, Lie Ren - Complete
Code Geass: Mao of the Deliverance by kleptographer of alternates reviews
After his abandonment by C.C., Mao must struggle to find a way to survive in the harsh world around him, determined to find her again. But this would prove no easy task, as he would soon come to learn, and the price just might be too much to bear.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,155 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Mao, C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Sniper Tag by tallgeese reviews
an introspective look at one of the game's most hated characters, but one of my personal favorites: Cezary Regard. One shot, light Nadine - Cezary here and there.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Cezary R.
Ctrl, Alt, Mikami! by Keitii Manga reviews
Mikami writes in his Death Note! What an interesting day! xD Don't kill me, I come in peace...Rating may change! tell me wacha think.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
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The Salem Bitch Trials reviews
A young man finds himself in Salem's domain after the events of Volume 3. This is the story of the trials he faces against the seductress Salem.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15
Annals of Beacon: Vol 1 reviews
The Annals of Beacon, a record of the most prestigious Hunters & Huntresses ever to attend and graduate from the Academy. Very few students, and even fewer teams, manage to make it into the archive. The deeds of these legendary heroes are carved into the pages to celebrate their legend... Will your story be worthy of retelling? Based of the RP forum of the same name.Heavy OC center
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/22/2015
Mercury No Basket reviews
When Mercury stops Coco from beating up Team CRDL, he suggests a different way to settle the score. Basketball!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/3 - Cardin Winchester, Russel Thrush, Mercury Black, Coco
Deploying!
When the mysterious Grimm appear and begin to attack humanity, the Kingdoms of Remnant create giant Mechanized 'Weapons' to combat them. Follow RWBY, JNPR, and CRDL as they combat the Grimm menace. Mecha-AU
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21
Byakuya At His Worst reviews
Here you will see Byakuya at his worst. This include: His first Konso, releseing his Zanpakuto, and even his Diary! There is much, much, more! Warning: Contain an OC and Out if characterness.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Byakuya K.
We Are Fairy Tail reviews
A collection of one-shots based on the We Are Fairy Tail forum here on
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012
A Day in Excalibur's Life reviews
His story began in the 12 century you see... Completed.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Excalibur - Complete
Zancrow in the Afterlife reviews
After Zancrow's untimly demise, he finds himself infront of Saint Peter and must answer for his sins. If only he could stop sinning when he answers for them...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Zancrow - Complete
Misunderstandings reviews
Rustyrose and Azuma are victims of the horrible event known as misunderstandings. Rated T for ZancrowXMeredy causing the misunderstanding.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Zancrow, Merudy - Complete
Zancrow's Final Moments reviews
A retelling of Zancrow's final moments from his point of view. Warning: Spoilers and death inside. One-Shot. ZancrowXMeredy can be implyed.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Zancrow, Merudy - Complete
How Many Kin Does it Take to Screw in a LightBulb? reviews
Zancrow calls in the rest of the kin to help him screw in a light bulb on a really high ceiling. Rated T for harsh language. One-Shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Zancrow - Complete
Shizuo Plays: Demon Souls reviews
After recieving a PS3 from his brother, Shizuo asks Celty if she has any games. After much thought she lends him one of Shina's games. Frustration insures. One-Shot. Rated-T for Language
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Okay, Truth or Dare reviews
Zancrow is board so he gathers some of his kin to play Truth or Dare, but things do not go as planned.Fluff. ZancrowXMeredy; slight AzumaXUltear. RustyroseX?. One-Shot. Redone due to Fanfiction errors. Rated T for language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Zancrow, Merudy - Complete
Shizuo's Job: Lucky Burger reviews
Remember that one scene in Durarara, episode 7 where we see Shizuo working at a fast food place? This is the story behind that. Rated T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Shizuo's Job: Debt Collecting 1 reviews
Shizuo and Tom try to get money out of a weird afroman guy. Rated T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Shizuo H., Tom T. - Complete
A Day reviews
ByakuyaXHisana One-shot. Read and Review.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
This One Goes to Eleven reviews
This is an Action/Humor/Parody based on Rooster Teeth's Red VS Blue Series. Pretty much Celty VS Mikado, Kida, Kadota, and Anri. Hope you all enjoy. Read and Review!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Celty S. - Complete
Ninja Warrior Sasukes Attempt reviews
Sasuke trys out for Ninja Warrior. Warning: contains Sakura Bashing, Talledega nights and naruto abridged References
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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