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Joined 05-23-09, id: 1944319, Profile Updated: 10-05-11
Author has written 9 stories for Legend of Zelda, Golden Sun, and Naruto.

Note- I'm no longer writing fics... Due to writer's block. D| I have recently been trying to write a Metroid fic, a Gorillaz fic or two, a new chapter for Light versus Shadow (or maybe even a separate fic, a reboot.), a new chapter for RTA, and a new chapter for Akatsuki Plus. However, I've had HORRID writer's block- if anyone has tips for getting rid of it, please, PM me!

Taken Down Fics- Costumes, Vines, Crossdressing (KH-TWEWY crossover, didn't think it was good.) Akatsuki+ (Char was too much of a mary sue.) some Naruto-Blue Bloods crossover (too short, too boring), and a couple from the Random Stories collection.

Upcoming Stories: How to Train your Metroid, Curiosity (oneshot), Lemonade (oneshot). Possibly a DN oneshot revolving around B too.

Name- ...Meh, just call me Twi. :/

Birthday: May 11.

Fave Pairing for now- NoodleX2D (Gorillaz)

Favorite Game for Now- The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Favorite Band- Gorillaz

Favorite quotes- "Windmill, windmill, for the land/ Love forever, hand in hand/ Take it all in on your stride/ It is sticking, falling down/ Love forever, love is free/ Let's turn forever, you and me/ Windmill, windmill for the land/ Is everybody in?" -Feel Good Inc (Gorillaz)

"Life is fraughtless, when you're thoughtless... Those who don't try, never look foolish~!" -Fiyero, Wicked (Dancing Through Life)

"What? What are you all looking at? Do I have something in my teeth... Oh fine we might as well get it over with! NO, I'm not seasick! NO, I didn't eat grass as a child! And YES, I was born green!" -Elphaba Thropp, Wicked

"Well, I see that once again the responsibility to corrupt my fellow students falls upon me. Fortunately, I am up to the task!" -Fiyero, Wicked

"COMMENCE THE OPERATION~!" -Fran Madaraki, Franken Fran

"Your carriage almost knocked me over!"

"...Maybe he saw green and thought it meant "go"?" -Elphaba Thropp and Fiyero, Wicked

"We want to learn history, not all this talk about the past!" -Galinda Upland, Wicked

"There's been some confusion, but you see, my roommate is..."

"[Galinda]...Unusually, and exceedingly peculiar, and altogether quite impossible to describe..."

"[Elphaba]...Blonde!" -Wicked, What is this Feeling? (Loathing)

"What an image. Tall, pretty, blue, spiky hair..."

"No eyeballs..."

"No eyeballs... I knew that he had to be the frontman." -Murdoc Niccals and Stuart "2D" Pot (I only like this quote because of 2D's bit of Deadpan Snarking. -w-~)

"I'm speaking metaphorically, D. I'm using the analogy of the chimney flue to describe, um, passageways of our flowing creativity. The zombies, in this case, are used as a metaphor for blockages to the airways, figuratively speaking."

"Really?"

"No. There really are about six undead carcasses stuck up the studio chimney." -Murdoc Niccals and Stuart "2D" Pot

"And THEN I said, OATMEAL? Are you CRAZ- ...Oh."- Pinkie Pie, MLP: FiM (Ticket Master)

"Don't use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue!" -Applejack, MLP: FiM (Applebuck Season)

"Okay, imagine me with a nice Fu Manchu beard, or a goatee..." -Spike, MLP: FiM (Boast Busters)

"Can't hear ya, I'm asleep. -fakes snoring noises-" -Applejack, MLP: FiM (Look Before you Sleep)

"Well, I heard Zecora eats hay."

"Pinkie, I eat hay! You eat hay!"

"Yeah. But it's the EVIL way she eats hay." -Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle, MLP: FiM (Bridle Gossip)

"Okay, here's the plan. Rainbow Dash, you distract them! Good. Everyone else, we need to build an exact copy of Ponyville over there! We've got less than a minute! ...We're doomed." -Twilight Sparkle, MLP: FiM (Swarm of the Century)

"The shape's fine. Just make the whole thing, you know, cooler. -pause- It needs to be about 20% cooler." -Rainbow Dash, MLP: FiM (Suited for Success)

"I'd like to be a tree." -Fluttershy, MLP: FiM (Over a Barrel)


THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey, Temari-Sand Princess, Tonni88, AnimeLover325, Liliedove, Meco45, Twilitassassin13

CUTE BUT DEADLY IS THE CHIBI AKATSUKI MOTO

copy and paste if you are a akatsuki fan! Seriously! And add your name below!

-gothicangel0827, Twilitassassin13


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai,Vert9411,TheDemonHokage, Anthurak The Chaos Lord, KayAGoldsiv87, Twilitassassin13

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page!


If You have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're part of the two percent that never lost theirs.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." --Red Buttons

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. (YES, UN!)

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

Naruto Rules:

Good Guys Fan: You are a prissy prissy fan! You enjoy colorful things like rainbows! You hate the Akatsuki, and you like Sakura, Narut, and Sasuke for killing them!

Bad Guys Fan: You are either a weird, emo, or gothic fan! You enjoy dark colors like dark blue and purple! You love the Akatsuki (Ororape is optinal), and hate Sakura, Naruto, and Sas-GAY for killing them!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN! ADD YOU NAME AND IN PARRENTASES ADD WHICH FAN YOU ARE!! - gothicangel0827 (bad), Twilitassassin13 (Bad)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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My Life Cataclysm by Riku's Dark Vampire Girl reviews
When is paradise no longer paradise? How does one problem go from bad to worse? How do you deal with it all? Improvise to make it through, even if the redhead bully from hell gets in the way. Keep the Sambas at home. Late AkuRoku. Early chapter revision.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 738,860 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 424,197 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Letters Twilight Sparkle Hopefully Never Sends by LZ0291 reviews
A short collection of letters that, in spite of the title, unfortunately were sent...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
I hate you by xUnlucky-Starx reviews
Shiki, Beat, and Rhyme, They were exceptions. But he... was not. NekuxJoshua
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua
Robots Can Be Used To Jump Start Cars by guaranteed sweet reviews
The stylo car runs out of battery, theres only one way to fix it. ah, poor Cyborg, the eternal scapegoat of the world T for slight languagge and implied molestation I found a piece of paper with the title on it and wrote a story to go with it
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Android Noodle, Murdoc N. - Complete
Ten Years by mukashimukashi reviews
An argument on Noodle's 10th birthday leads to a trip to the hospital. One-shot!
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011
Spartan Pride by Crowlows19 reviews
A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
200 Phenomena by Vatican City reviews
200 drabbles based on the short stories that make up the Phenomena of Calgary and creepypasta dot net. Pairings and rating will vary, as may historical accuracy. Warning: gratituous violence, and repetitive character death. Twenty: The Clinic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Iceland
Secrets by CrimsonRainsChronicals reviews
Everyone has secrets, and the worst thing is having them found out. Alfred is about ready to learn if it would've been better having everything hidden, or that having a certain Russian messing it all up was actually a good thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,407 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Russia, America
Fond Memories by AccountaNoLongerInUse reviews
Some cute little drabbles about Noodle's life at Kong. Takes place in phase 1.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Noodle
The Red Splattered Banner by kolxhero-0 reviews
America has been found in Russia's territory. After refusing to identify and explain his presence, Russia warns him to comply; or else...AmericaxRussia contains: foul language, bloody violence, torture, and rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
SasoDei Baby Blue by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
"Well, Congratulations, You're 5 Weeks Pregnant!" "I'M WHAT, UN! ? !" Sequel to SasoDei School of Freaks. Warning: Yaoi, MPreg, Lemons, SasoDei, and pairings from School of Freaks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,321 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Drug by messlady reviews
A sequel to "Apology". Sasori got his punishment and now he sees everything in different colors. He wants more... and more... Rated M for a reason. DeiSaso smuttiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Life with the Akatsuki! by gothicangel0827 reviews
This a story about 2 girls who suddenly get an unexpected surprise coming to their front door. The Akatsuki team! With all 10 members living in their house how are they going to handle it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
The Rube Goldberg Effect by The Hazel-Eyed Angel reviews
Poll winner! 2D has fallen asleep on Plastic Beach. His back now lobster red, he's in desperate need of relief. A hot summer day, a sunbite, a bottle of Aloe, and a bathing suit covered body. So what's Noodle have to do with this?... Aloe can be fun, too
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
Sasuke's Crazy Days With Akatsuki by naruwinx reviews
the sequel to 'My Crazy Days In Akatsuki' the akatsuki have blown the hideout to bits and ask to live with Sasuke for a few weeks, will they drive him insane like itachi? probably! enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Deidara
First Beyond Reason by xblkdragonx reviews
Ivan, desperate to be Yao's first time, does the impossible and travels back in time. Misadventures of Ivan with chibi!Yao
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Tales To Please A Sadist by thedeviltheangelandtheme reviews
A series of one-shots that may include but are not limited to: AU, Gore, blood, torture, Shonen-Ai, Yaoi, POSSIBLE smut, and pure unadulterated fun. For those sadistic moods that I really can't control sometimes... :D Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010
Long Lost Lemons by a.mild.groove reviews
Just some spicy lemons from the stories I wrote years ago...you may want to read them first. All will be posted under this title. There will be mostly 2DxNoodle, but a couple of MurdocxNoodle. Every lemon posted is RATED M so please be warned.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - 2D, Noodle
RiceTwilitAkatsuki plus org13 by hollyberry15 reviews
what happens with Rice and Twilit are in the akatsuki and orginastion 13 comes in....CHOAS! hidanxoc,deidaraxoc,maybe deymxxoc or zexionxoc.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Akatsuki
Sessions With Sonic by Elfian Aqua reviews
He's Sonic The Hedgehog. But when he's at his desk, everyone knows him as Doctor Sonic. Certified in psychology by a sketchy online college, Doctor Sonic is taking a step back from saving the world to save Amy, Tails, and even Eggman from themselves.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sonic, Tails
For you, Master by NanaG reviews
AU. A story in which Cloud is the Slave and Sephiroth is the Master. Warnings: masochistic Cloud, sadistic Sephiroth, violent sex.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Chibi Treasure by hollyberry15 reviews
crazy fanfiction of crap. includes Linebeck Link and bunch of other characters in cluding some of my own.main character is my own Alexis.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Linebeck, Link
A Beautiful Dance by Paisley Skies reviews
Marluxia/Zexion. After the worlds fall to Darkness, certain beings cannot feel emotion. Zexion, longing to be loved, withdraws into his mind and creates a schizophrenic-like illusion. Can the boundary between reality and fantasy be drawn?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Marluxia, Zexion - Complete
The Akatsuki IPod Adventure by Rypper95 reviews
This is the story of what would happen if my O.C. Miki stole the Akatsuki's I-Pods. Rated T for Mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Apology by messlady reviews
Sasori has insulted Deidara and his art too many times, and the blonde artist is finally fed up with this. He’s not gonna work with the puppet until he apologizes. And it won’t be as easy as simply saying ‘sorry’… Rated M not without a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki and the Flock! by gothicangel0827 reviews
So... What would you think would happen if the flock went to the naruto world and met the Akatsuki? Read to find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Akatsuki
Firsts by hyenateeth reviews
Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Two Idiots and The Akatsuki by Miss Masquerade reviews
On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The Wrong Moment by Xx-JabbatheShandy-xX reviews
This is just a little one-shot I got stuck in my mind, it's fluffy and contains Zemyx. Also, Axel and Marluxia nosebleed after walking in at the wrong moment. Not too hardcore at all, barely SOFTCORE, so I'm making it K .
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Glasgow Smile by hyenateeth reviews
Smile for me baby. Eventual KakuHida, very dark. Now rated M. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
A Taste of Life by Tornado-Fawkes reviews
Cloud and Leon are dragged to Radiant Garden's club to celebrate the restoration of the town...CloudxLeon. Romance, OOC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Admitting Defeat by Tornado-Fawkes reviews
A letter has arrived for King Hydros and now the Lemurian King expects an apology from a certain senate...One-shot. COMPLETE. Very OOC.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Conservato, Hydros - Complete
Under Demyx's Bed by cat-in-a-bag reviews
Demyx, I wanted to inform you that the space under your bed is not an ideal area to stash items you wish to conceal from the public." "Zexy... you saw what was under my bed?" Happy Zemyx/Dexion Day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Annoyance Chronicles by Ainnenoi Aurum reviews
So, we all know what Light had to get used to when he was chained to L. But what about what L had to get used to? An exercise in pointlessness attempting to explain a few inconsistenices in fanon and canon. Cliches may be overturned! You have been warned!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Light Y., L
The Boundaries of Time by Phantom Thief Zel reviews
*Discontinued* It was entirely innocent, of course. He was beautiful, and it was difficult to avoid staring at beautiful people... SLASH, Piers x Felix
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Piers, Felix
Stay With Me by AllYaoiRocks reviews
Vacations are always fun... Unless you don't really know the people you're going with... Akuroku. Slight Soriku, Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Akatsuki Sugar Candi by dinosaur in a can reviews
This is what happens when Dinosaur and Twilit live in the Akatsuki base.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Akatsuki
Please, Zexion? by st.jimmy.987 reviews
Demyx asks Zexion an awkward question...what's Zexion's response? Drabble-ish, i guess, with some humor in it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Sasuke That Stole Christmas by Michi-tan reviews
Sasuke tells his kids a story and ends up making a bet. SasuSaku Hilarious people!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
The Cell Phones by Abby-0-Abby reviews
Sasori and Hidan have the same phones, but don't know it. They both have secrets, but they don't know them. But all is revealed when the two go on seperate missions and figure out that they don't have their own phones anymore. SasoDei. KakuHida. ItaKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Look It's a Bird! It's a Plane! OMG It's Monkey! by LadydeVaskilisk reviews
Linkin Park one-shot. Time is running out, the rope is breaking!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009
Excerpts From The Diary Of Itachi Uchiha by ChoiSeungHyun110487TOP reviews
It's a shame that Itachi barely has any screentime. But he left us a diary to read before he died. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U.
Nothing to Lose by hyenateeth reviews
Do you think your impending death can wait a bit so we can get some coffee?" "Are you asking me out?" ItaHida, yaoi, profanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Musical Notes And Dancing Flames by Voice-Of-The-Neurotic reviews
Marluxia digs up some secrets about Demyx. Demyx has to keep him quiet or else the secret will be revealed. AxelxDemyx. AkuDem. Rape. Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Bath Time by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens in the bathtub leads to revenge XD sasodei, deisaso, VERY old yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Mother Amaterasu by atlantiandragoness reviews
There's one thing Amaterasu knows for sure and its this: She has way too many kids.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Amaterasu, 13 Brush Gods - Complete
Losing the Plot by Spiritual Stone reviews
Drunk!LinkXSheik: He'd heard plenty of stories about drunk people. How the alcohol made them giggly or sad or aggressive or completely and utterly crazy. So, having never heard of hard-nosed, HOT, mysterious Sheik to be drunk, Link was a little curious...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Alice and Bella vs WalMart by Skipperdee171 reviews
Alice is bored. Bella is hyper. And Walmart is open 24/7. Based off of those "Things to do at Walmart" lists
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella
Wind Lover by ElysianFire reviews
30,000 years have passed since Vaati was sealed in the Four Sword, and now he has escaped. But much has changed; the Hyrule he knew no longer exists, and the descendants of the Royal Family have long been lost. He begins a search to find Zelda VaatixOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Vaati
Goodnight, Danna! by TentenNTemari reviews
Oneshot. This is a story I actually wrote about a year ago but never got around to posting. Sasori wants nothing more than to get a good night's sleep, but his rambunctious roommate, Deidara, keeps waking him up! This is a silly story, but enjoy! -Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Never Read A Girl's Diary: a Deidara Oneshot by Singergirl010 reviews
Aparently having a diary and being in the Akatsuki isn't the best idea. Let's just hope Deidara never sees it. Warning: Hidan swears as does Ohdeku the OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Piers's Gambling Addiction by Tornado-Fawkes reviews
Whilst resting in Contigo; Felix, Jenna and Sheba learn that a certain Lemurian has a problem with gambling...only trouble can come from this. Possible ShebaxFelix - COMPLETE. Beware of OCC-ness!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
But I'm Kazekage by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
...but I'm your brother....." "...but I'm Kazekage....." "LISTEN HERE PUNK I AM YOUR BROTHER!" ".....but I'm Kazekage...." "...I'll pack my bags..." Gaara discovers the answer to everything...ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Complete Control by Suicidal-kun reviews
Life is a constant power struggle. Be it in the work place or the bedroom, its a war. But a struggle for sexual dominance while in a parked car? You don't see that one everyday. Sasori/OC Lemon Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sasori - Complete
Drunk Bella,Dust Bunnies,and Jasmettisle's by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Bella gets drunk because of Emmett. Hilarity ensues and strange things happen. R&R? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Seeping Sasori by autographontheradio reviews
The reason why Sasori doesn't join in singing on weekends with Deidara and Hidan, singing at the top of his voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Eternal Retrospect reviews
No, it's not Christmas. It's Halloween, during which BB might be possessed, A is emo, Mello, Near, and Matt are just themselves, and L and Light have their own problems to deal with. And did we mention that Watari has a migraine? Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., BB - Complete
Defeat the Elite by Dra-Cat reviews
Itachi Uchiha, the reigning champion of Mario Kart Wii, is bored. Extremely bored. So what better to do that to challenge 9 other S-class criminals to a....."friendly" game of Mario Kart? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Issues with Conversing by twilightaddict13 reviews
Bella and Edward are just spending the day together with rather interesting conversations. dont know why i put rated T, i just did
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
The Key to Survival NOT! by Skyskater reviews
The Naruto cast deals with emergencies in MUCH different ways that normal human beings. Has a 20 question theme sorta thing. Rated T just cuz I'm scared the lil kiddies will get the wrong idea about how to handle emergencies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Naruto Diseased by New Level Darkness reviews
old work. Everyone in the Akatsuki hideout is sick... except for Tobi. Of course. Its up to him to give everyone their proper medication, but that might prove a tad difficult; especially when Itachi won't leave the karaoke machine alone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein - Complete
Your Akatsuki Love Story by Katsumi-Chan Loves Hidan reviews
Your the main character of an Akatsuki love story. Find your past, persent, and future here. For Six of the Members. More coming soon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008
Fruit and Veggie Conspiracy by twilightaddict13 reviews
Bella has a rough time with cutting a mango and baking a potato. The Cullens are enjoying her suffering. Based on a true story...This is kinda dumb, I advise you to NOT read it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
PRANK'd by GerudoGirl89 reviews
Link and Dark are bored, so they decide to prank all their friends and enemies to achieve the title of "King of Prankdom!" And to think, this all started with two bored teens, a lost deck of cards, and no poker... R&R! First attempt at humor!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Dark Link, Link
Caramelldansen, Bella Style by MOVED TO BOUNCING BEE reviews
Bella is left alone at the Cullen mansion, who knows what silly songs will play?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Pure heart, Demon blood by KayAGoldsiv87 reviews
A woman comes to take Naruto, Lee and Tenten with her to train them. When they come back they are more then what they seem...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To be United by LittlePidgey reviews
Part 3 of 3. Based on the Four Swords manga by Akira Himekawa. Unknown childhood memories are returned as Green sets out to bring them all together again. But once they hold onto their elemental swords, their greatest test will begin. WARNING: Yaoi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,179 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Link - Complete
Retentum by twentyfiveraven reviews
What would Matt really die for? Explicit, sadistic, graphic, slightly OOC & off canon, POV changes, flashbacks.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Tobi, the Klutz by BlackRoseOfTheGrave reviews
The day started out as a harmless, cloudless beautiful Monday... Then Tobi threw a stick at me. This does not bode well. "I swear sempai, I thought it was a snake!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Ask Itachi by ShyLover4eva reviews
Ask Itachi and the rest of the Akatsuki [[Maybe the surprise guest]] questions. You can also ask dares! OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Itachi U.
Cooking Danna by Saihate reviews
Deidara has been gone all day and no one knows where he has gone. What is he up to? And what are those strange drilling sounds coming from Sasori's Shed? Sasori and Deidara Short
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki goes to WalMart by Skyskater reviews
Deidara and Itachi are out of hair gel and Zetsu, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu are watching the Rockets vs Warriors game. Crisis ensues, and they go to WalMart. T for language, OOC characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
For Adrienna by sara-koi reviews
Just a oneshot thing between Link & Dark Link. Made for a friend of mine and it's Rated M for obvious reason I hope
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
Danna, I LOVE YOU! by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Anotha sequel to Danna, I'm cold n Danna, I'm hot... sigh Hope u guys like this... Teehee... This is sooooo.... OOC... But cute enough...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Danna, I'm hot! by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Sequel to Danna, I'm Cold...! And guess who's the flirty one this time? Teehee... [SasoDei] To all Danna, I'm Cold... readers! Have fun! RnR, minna!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Power of Five by LittlePidgey reviews
Part 2 of 3. Based on the Four Swords manga by Akira Himekawa. Now washed up on a mysterious island, the 5 heroes discover their new powers of the elements, and the role of their Five Swords to seal away the evil sorceror Ganondorf. WARNING: Yaoi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,485 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Link - Complete
Danna, I'm cold by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Danna, I'm cold... Deidara's sneezing like crazy because of the freezing night at the Akatsuki HQ. So, he asks his Danna to cuddle him! Sasoridanna, please cuddle me! What's the answer...? RnR!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Five Links' Adventures by LittlePidgey reviews
Part 1 of 3. Set after the Four Swords manga by Akira Himekawa. Link is forced to pull out the Four Sword, once again becoming four. Shadow Link is revived but one problem just keeps leading to another! But what is their main purpose anyway? WARNING: Yaoi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 56,886 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Link - Complete
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Rice Twilit Akatsuki reviews
Okay this is what happens when you mix messaging my best friend, sugar, and Akatsuki. Chaos. Please review! Next chap written by hollyberry15- RICE! Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Akatsuki
Light versus Shadow reviews
Discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Link
Twilit's Guide to Annoy the Akatsuki Annoyed reviews
Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Akatsuki
Steve the Wolfos reviews
Steve the Wolfos craves a Pop-Tart...! With Link and Skull Kid, what will he do to get it! Warning, intentional bad spelling and grammar, please review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Sasori: In the End reviews
A Linkin Park song fic. This is the moment of Sasori's death... Basically, a tribute. More detailed than the Deidara one. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Two Proxians and a Diary reviews
THIS is what happens when Saturos steals Menardi's diary. Crackfic, Random Stories collection. Please review.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Saturos, Menardi - Complete
Isaac is Tobi! reviews
THIS is what happens when you mix Isaac, a wall, Shippuden, and an Akatsuki costume party. Oh God. A crackfic from the Random Stories collection! REVIEW!
Crossover - Golden Sun & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Isaac, Akatsuki - Complete
Twilit's Guide to Annoying the Akatsuki! reviews
I had to delete the first, I accidentely set this title to 'Felix You're Not Immortal', but I fixed it! Rated for swearing. A hundred ways to annoy Akatsuki! Don't flame! Hope you like it! Hints of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki
Random Story Felix, You're not Immortal reviews
One of many random stories! A oneshot where Felix learns from Peirs, Jenna and I that he ISN'T immortal. Part of my Random Stories fics.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Felix, Piers - Complete