Poll: I have a new story, a Prequel to 'Splitter'. Should I post it? Also, Should I continue 'Alice In Salem? I'm only updating for my bff... Vote Now!
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Big Bang Theory.
I'm Hannah, and I have beside me Gromitt (the dog from Walace and Gromitt) and a shirtless Fang... My bff cloned him for me from one of Saint's Fang's hats she got on eBay... Ah, the wonders of the demented Fangirls...
I love Max Ride, Twilight, Fruits Basket, House M.D, The House Of Night Series, The Hunter Games, Nandos and A Very Potter Musical and its Sequal.
If you hate any of these, I DON'T CARE!!
Just don't go mailing me saying stuff like 'I hate Twilight. It's Gay. That means ur gay hahahaha'
I hate stuff like that.
Anyway, lets get on with things, shall we?
"I had an argument with you this morning. IN MY HEAD!" -My best friend.
"You were giving me fashion advice, IN MY HEAD yesterday! You were all like 'Put on the brown tee! PUT ON THE BROWN TEE!' And I was just like, Shug Okay." -Me "I do agree, The brown tee looks nice on you." -My besty!
"I had another fore-dream. In this one we have to run for a half-hour, I colapse and head to hospital, throwing up every six steps... Help me..." -Me. That was actually today, but the rain stepped in and I just hurt my hip running indoors instead.
cough Amy... wheeze
Wheeze I want you...
i don't swing that way!
Raggad Cough I want you...
I told jess d same thing
...To go to the bank...
and cough get my will...
oh ok -Italics, my friend FutureCullenVampire, - Normal, me.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -No idea who said it, but I love it! It's a good point. Omg, this would make sense if Emmett Cullen became president!
"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it.How very wise of me" - Angela – Eragon
"What I mean is that Iggy and I don't have in-depth conversations about the bird-kids and the bees on a daily basis." Fang- The Facts Of Life by Saint Fang Of Boredom
"And, incase you forgot, I got my butt kicked by a TREE last night, Ig. A TREE! I've had my fill of beatings for one week." Fang- The Wings Of Wrath.
"(note to self don't stand between Hannah and her fanfics)" -Michael, my friend and Band Mate!
Crazy Bueno Vamp says: wait- i thought i was your only stalk-ee?
are you stalking other people??
Micheal says: No never
Your my first stalkee and most interesting stalkee
Crazy Bueno Vamp says: and your stalking my best friend too
Micheal says: Hannah has David as her stalker
Crazy Bueno Vamp says: that's true
Friends will be the ones bailing you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Dude! Let's do that again!!"
"Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother."
"Snape, Snape, Serverus Snape."
"Voldemort, Voldemort, oh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort."
"They laugh at me because I'm DIFFERENT. I laugh at them because they're all the SAME."
"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I just hope it isn't an oncoming train."
"I will not make the same mistakes that you did because I'm sitting next to you working out our new evil plan."
"That's great, Hagrid, but I don't think I can afford any mayonnaise." -Ron, PPP, Wizard Lice (Youtube)
THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! -Search in youtube!
WHY IS THE RUM GONE? -Search in Youtube if you like taking the hobbits to Isengard.
I gotta get back to Hogwarts! I gotta get back to schooool! I gotta get back to Hogwarts! Where everyone knows I'm cooooooooool!
Back to Witches and Wizards and magical beasts! To Goblins and Ghosts and to Magical feasts! It's all that I love and it's all that I need at HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS! I think I'm going back!- First chorus from my favourite Musical of all time, 'A Very Potter Musical' by StarKid Potter (Youtube it!)
"YOU'RE HARRY FREAKING POTTER! We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole lot hotter!" -A Very Potter Sequal by StarKidPotter
"Daddy! You came to love me!" Malfoy in AVPS... Ah, Lauren...
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on FaceBook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out, ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, I-Wish-For-Wings, maximumcullenxxx, gypsyprincess94, Cluainn Fhada, Hannah Brandon 1234321
Oh so cute! Bunny!
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
(NOTE: Bunny and Kitty were not copied and pasted properly. One of you stole them... GRRRR!)
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad or my older brother Stephen. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. but personally? I think it's Stephen.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. (My grandad said that too!)
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... (mmmmmm... pie...)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT NOW!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil... Wait, no, It's Edward Cullen painted Silver... Still as bad...
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
She who laughs last laughs the Laughiest.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs alongside Iggy and all of the male Cullens...
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read a 2 thousand, 3 hundred and 75 page series called 'Twilight' in less than 18 hours, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm serious. I DID DO IT!
Me: I can't tell you! Cliffy...
Fang: Well, Cliff you!
Me: Go Cliff Off!
Fang: You're a Cliffing Cliffer!
Me: Go Cliff Yourself!
Cliffy...It's our new swear word...
Saint Fang of Boredom and Fang arguing
Everyone: What singing mutants?
SparxFlame arguing on a ship to Hungary to save Max and JP with the Flock.
DAAAAARREN CRISS! WHEN YOU SEE THIS, WON"T YOU GIVE US A KISS?
Go watch 'A Very Potter Musical'! Wait, no, NEVER watch it in your LIFE! It's bad for you! (Heh heh... Now I watch as the reverse psychology works its magic... Also, since everything bad for you, eg chocolate, tastes nice, MORE people are going to go! Yay!)
AND DON'T FORGET THE SEQUEL, 'A VERY POTTER SEQUEL', YA HEAR? I
Lets get on with things, then, shall we? AGAIN?
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