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Joined 05-23-09, id: 1944525, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Current favorite song: 'D.A.N.C.E.' by Justice

Current favorite movie: Sherlock Holmes & Star Trek ('09)

Current favorite candy: Werther's Original Hard Caramel Candies

Current favorite book: The Forever War by Dexter Filkens

Current favorite language: Danish & Russian

Current favorite colour: Grey Brown

Current favorite animal: Pega-corna-uni-cises-corn-a-u

Current favorite character: Pavel Chekov

Current favorite character's uke/seme: Jim Kirk

Current favorite pairing: Kirk/Chekov

Current obsession: Crack Star Trek pairings, Wild Kratts, and flowers.

Current favorite quote: "An Englishman has a wife and a lover, but loves the wife. A Frenchman has a wife and a lover, but loves the lover. A Russian has a wife and a lover, but loves vodka."

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The Brand by Sat-Isis reviews
Yet another advance spoiler for All Your Nights Belong to Me. The short tale guest stars Mercer alongside Cutler and James. We all know that Beckett has a thing for branding people, right? Read at your own risk.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
Building Blocks by South Park Kid reviews
The story of Craig and Tweek's relationship as it blooms.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Antebellum by hexxed quill reviews
Not for the first time in his life, and most certainly not for the last, Cutler Beckett cursed Jack Sparrow seventhfold to the very deepest circle of hell.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Happy Birthday, Big Brother by Ibbet reviews
Frankie helps his brother celebrate his 10th 35th birthday. -Edward/Frankie slash, Incest, PWP, don't like, don't read-
Daybreakers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward D., Frankie D. - Complete
So This Is What Love Feels Like by spiritrush reviews
Based on A Very Potter Musical. What happened after the musical ended? Where did Voldemort and Quirrell's relationship go? Contains SLASH, LV/QQ. Cute and sweet. : Rated for some brief language and slash, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort
Kiss With A Fist by moonbird66 reviews
Based loosely off of the song by Florence & the Machine. Holmes and Watson get into a very 'heated' argument. Watson can also be a bit of a tease. H/W
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Three Monosyllable Words by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
Sherlock realizes he's fallen into the demise of all good men. Naturally, chaos ensues. Post-Movie oneshot, Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Dream of a Butterfly by Elerick reviews
"All that is our reality might just be the dream of a butterfly." Pyramid Head x James short, Phyramid Head's point of view of his world
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2010 - James S., Pyramid Head
Anything by Kalira69 reviews
In which Jack gets back his compass, and Beckett gets something he didn't expect. Jack/Cutler - Set indeterminately, but most probably after CotBP and before DMC and AWE. A little blood is involved, besides the obvious slash warning.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
The Only Family We Have by Beth Einspanier reviews
When it looks like another Christmas will pass without any gifts for Pyro, one of his teammates reaches out in a gesture of friendship. Reviews welcome!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Pyro, Scout - Complete
Squeeze My Hand by DeamonFahng reviews
Where did I go wrong? Where, along the line called life did I not realize you were in trouble.. that you needed help. Needed a friend, teacher, partner. Needed me.' PhoenixXApollo.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Apollo J., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Saying Sorry by GESTALTminds reviews
We all need somebody to lean on, even Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2009 - P. Chekov, Spock - Complete
One Hundred Words by Boyue reviews
100 Themes Challenge: Russia x China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - China, Russia
Ghost Stories by McMuffinDragon reviews
I know what we can do. Norway didn't answer; he simply glared at the fire. We can tell scary stories. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Intrigue by jiffy-pop reviews
Where did Jack and Cutler Beckett meet? What if they were schoolmates together in London? What an odd pair they'd make This is my take on the Jack/Cutler betrayal talked about in 'World's End;' it in no way follows the Rob Kidd books
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B.
On Ice by Boyue reviews
Russia teaches China how to ice-skate. -RussiaChina/Oneshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Macabre by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Toris' dreams were all turning into nightmares, one by one. Ivan couldn't seem to do a damn thing about it. Russia/Lithuania. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
A Flash of Love by pococo reviews
“Spain…” Romano cried. In a last minute effort he screamed out his human name. “ANTONIO!” He looked up, his tears blurring his vision. He cant cry. He had to be tough. Chibi!RomanoSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Unidentified Admirer by The Inamorata reviews
A telepathic Ambassador on a foreign planet informs Kirk that, of the members of the landing party, one of them is in love with him. But who is it? ONESHOT. SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
As Red As Blood, As White As Snow by KimoriShadows reviews
They wouldn’t leave him, stuck to his mind like a bloody stain on cream satin. Russia has some bad dreams. Some blood in this fic, one chapter about no particular historical event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
A Christmas Tale by Miss Interrogative reviews
Dr. Crane is planning something bad, The Joker is showing off his horrible Christmas caroling skills, and Harvey is determined in drowning his holiday sorrow in sugar. A Christmas Fic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Baby Got Boat by Marinera K reviews
You've heard the original song a thousand times, aye? Well, fancy a little piratey remix? Rewrite of "Baby Got Back," from the perspective of your ordinary seaman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Reasons for Horny Ghosts to Leave City Hall by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
V/D, It's "Education Day" in Amityville, and the mayor is paying a visit to the local high school" But we don't really believe that's the only reason he's there, do we? I mean, we know him better than that! Or Danny does, anyway.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
002: Love by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Kenny reads something interesting. KennyTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
The Boy who Loved Tweek Tweak by Faery Goddyss reviews
Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Red, The Color Of by Dreaming Spire reviews
Red is an interesting color. Mankind has twisted its symbolism throughout history, butchered its meaning until not even they were certain what it truly signified. Link x Sheik
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Sheik, Link - Complete
Just A Little Longer by onlyonceinforever reviews
If I can wait just a little longer, be strong for just a while, it will all be okay... Ryan O'Reily reflects on what his childhood had to offer. Slight AU, as if Cyril was retarded as a child. Thanks to kali maa for the pointing that out! :ONESHOT:
OZ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Pretending by Lowri Brandybuck reviews
MP SLASH 'And then I can pretend it doesn't hurt when I see you smiling and laughing and happy with someone else that I don't know.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Bedtime Story by Appl3sauce reviews
Young Pippin seeks comfort from Merry during a big storm. Fluff ensues. No slash, pre-quest, one-shot, Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Marrying A Took by Robin Gurl reviews
Slight, SLIGHT mind you..more like impiled slash. ; Little Pippin 12 or 13 years old is worried that when Merry leaves to go get married he'll be all alone. So what does he do to fix it? R/R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
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Come now, child reviews
Now, who in their right mind would ever want to grow old and stay that way. Wouldn't it be funner to just stay young? At least for a little while?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Austria, Switzerland
Muscovy and Me reviews
Muscovy was a small territory by the West of Europe. It was the Russia before Russia. Human&Country names used. RussiaxChina. China's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - China, Russia
Happy Bithday, Eli reviews
In a way there's a plot, but with the same reasons- there isn't. SEX. Yes. AustriaxSwiss. Human&Country names used. And again: SEEEEEXX. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Accumulazione reviews
Collections of drabbles are fun, da? May change Rating later. Chap3: Who tops on this pairing? Human names only used on this one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
On August 6, of 1945, reviews
At 8:15 AM, the nuclear weapon Little Boy was dropped on Hiroshima by the crew of the American B-29 bomber Enola Gay. Not soon after, Nagaski was also bombed. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - America, Japan
No Need For a Glass Slipper reviews
He tasted of cake from the finest chefs, while he tasted of bread and fruit. Human names used. AustriaxSwitzerland, Mentioning of UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Austria, Switzerland
I Didn't Come Home Drunk reviews
If only Ravis saw the laced smirk that snuck onto his flushed skin. RussiaxLatvia Human&Country names used, Rated T for the mentioning of alcohol and slight language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
A Panda's POV reviews
I guess panda's are abundent in this wonderful country. RussiaxChina Human&Country names used. Russia's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/26/2009 - China, Russia - Complete