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Author has written 6 stories for Shugo Chara!, Bleach, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
Hey, guys! Thanks for visiting me here! You can call me Toothless (like the dragon), or MadEclair. Welcome, make your self at home, message me (even if you just want to say hi!)
Everyone! I used to have my email up on this page for readers who were interested in helping me wih my writting, but since getting a few disturbing emails from someone who may or may not be a woman called Skye Torres, I have removed it and changed my email. If you need to contact me shoot me a PM and I'll decide if your a creeper or not because I'm really tired of being hit on by online predators.
Favorite band (this week): Blue October
C&P, you know what to do (hopefully)
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction gave it eight more lives. [inspired by C&P, improved by MadEclair]
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
"they hurt her," why would she want to cause you the same pain? [google "they hurt her" if you want to know. I dont recomend it though, its depressing and insulting to those who have felt that pain]
Google is your friend (lol, it looks like a giant smily with a really long wierd shaped mouth)
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
One death is one too many.
I'm going to live life or die trying.
When life gives you lemons make orange juice and stand back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.
When Fanfiction gives you lemons, either blush and look away, or read and get a nose bleed.
MadEclair: has to pee...
(if anyone knows how to make an onion emoticon send me a PM right away! i must know the secret!)
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