The Laughing Fool
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Joined 05-23-09, id: 1944779, Profile Updated: 03-07-11
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

LF equivocates to Laughing Fool

Reading/writing fanfiction are two ways I love spending my time. There's also drawing and sleeping and browsing through artistry sights. There is also designing and creating SteamPunk ensembles for myself and my friends to wear at anime conventions and at various malls around town. I am 21 and I live in Nebraska, USA- it's kind of dull but I'm sure it's a little dull anywhere so that's fine. As long as we get internet ;P

The following are pairings that I enjoy reading about and support (in both terms of fanart and most certainly in terms of fanfiction)

Pairings:

Naruto

ShikaIno - I love everything about them. They are awesome and full of action, jealousy, cool-angst, romance, hilarious potential. They compliment each other and I DO consider this cannon. The only cannon that counts, anyway. They have such chemistry together- I love them.

NaruSasu- This is totally excellent and I love it- but I'm picky with this pairing; Sasuke is fanfiction!Sasuke where he's NOT a total, irredeemable dick without any hope or common sense. I think that this pairing is hot and angsty and full of amazing potential for awesome fanfiction- I've read a LOT of good stuff on this.

NaruGaa- I think there's tremendous fluffy/angsty potential here depending on AU or setting. Kage!Love~!

NaruHina- This is sweet and I think these two are adorable together.

NaruSaku -The cool fanfiction!Sakura who is useful and not horrid. I think this is also potentially sweet but I'm picky here too.

KakaIru - I think someone put it best when they said; "I don't know who thought of this, but whoever did ROCKS"- because it's totally true. And they're like Naruto and Sasuke's parents- it's totally sweet!

NejiTen - I really like this pairing and I think it's hardcore and cool.

SakuLee - This one is just funny and sweet all in one. I think it's about time that Lee got his PRINCESS!

KibaHina - I think this pairing is sweeeeeeeet and cuuuuute and aaaaaawwweeesome.

(I also approve of some characters with OCs- AS LONG as the OCs are well-written and interesting and not intrusive to the plot. Examples are...)

GaaraOC

ChojiOC

ShinoOC

InoOC

--> Let me stress once again the QUALITY is important in any OC, particularly one I pair with a character I LIKE.

Those are the most prevalent naruto pairings I follow/look for. I like all sorts of fics from Naruto- angsty, fluffy, epic, AU, (Yakuza!), mystery, time-travel, regualr universe introspection- I like the gamut here.

Final Fantasy VII

SephiCloud- I'm kind of particular about this one too...I like there to be a consensual relationship but after Jenova freaks Sephiroth out, I don't buy any sort of two-way relationship that's healthy. I like time-travel for this pairing usually.

CloudReno- I think it's smexy and I like them as a friends with benefits kind of thing. Over all I like-

RenoTifa- I've read some fics that make this AWESOME and I base my like of this pairing on that.

ZackAeris - Flufffluffcute.

Black Butler-

SebastianCiel- I like this pairing because they are both so heartless and mean-spirited. I don't believe a fluffy pairing between these two because they're both entirely messed up and that just wouldn't work. But it's SMEXY. As for fanfiction, I don't follow it too much, but the ones I do are about the twisted relationship and the bargain the two of them have made.

Ruroni Kenshin-

I don't really have a pairing for this show that I super ship. I'm fine with KenshinKaoru but I'm fine without it too. I'm ok with a SanoKenshin, but like before, I can live without. I'm a fan of Kenshin and his wanderings as a samurai/ronin and those are the kind of fics I like to read from this genre.

One Piece

ZoSan - I've read several really good ones for this pairing where their relationship is rockin'. I think their antagonistic/nakama connection is interesting to read- and they are both pretty hot, which certainly doesn't hurt.

ZoNami - I think this has potential to be really cute, though I've never found any fics that have converted me to it.

I like introspection fics about Luffy and the whole Strawhat crew- I love action-packed stories in this category because pirates on the high seas are exciting!

Bleach

IchiRuki- AbsoLUTELY. It's my Bleach OTP. Orohime can suck it, quite frankly, because everyone tries to pair her with ANY guy she talks to or is alone with for a scene and Rukia doesn't get nearly the credit she deserves. Ichigo adn Rukia have an antagonistic relationship that can get really very hot- their interactions are fun to read and I love them.

I recently got onto a kick of GinHitsugaya- which was really odd but I read this semi-noncon fic about it and...I really liked it.

I don't read many Bleach stories but the ones I like are mostly IchiRuki interaction and various fluff.

Kingdom Hearts

RikuSora- I think certain portrayals of this are interesting and I'm a fan. I like the post-game fics where they have to deal with their regular lives after the crazy events that have happened- though there aren't as many of them out there that I'd like...

SoraKairi- I think this is a perfectly acceptable pairing as well, but I do prefer their awesome friendship as opposed to romance over all.

Cowboy Beebop

SpikeFaye - Julia who?

Samurai Champloo

If ever I bought the three-way relationship; here it is.

Skisho

The main pairing in Skisho is the only one I really care about. And for the record- (spoiler alert- if you haven't seen the end, skip this next part-) WHAT was with them NOT have smex in the end? That was completely RUDE on the part of the animators and the story-boarders; COME ON. It was teasing the whole time and then- nothin'. I am still irritated to this day about that blatant slap to the face.

Hetalia

I love history and it's kinda weird pairing countries together- not gonna lie. I think various pairings are sexy and all, but I don't actually ship anything from Hetalia. I love the fanart, though. Some artists can make brilliant analogies through art by using Hetalia as a means to do it.

Futurama

I think FryLela is cute- if only Lela would lighten up and stop being so mean to him and all. I've never read fanfiction from that, though...

Final Fantasy VI

LockeTerra- I think those two are really cute together. That may be because I just like both of them a lot. There's such a vast and cool cast of characters but I don't really have a lot of pairings for them- I like them as a group of fighters most of all. But I will admit that I think Darzy and Rem and kinda cute in a fluffy little kid way...

Final Fantasy VIII

SquallRinoa! Love!

I also think that Zell and Selphie could be kinda cute together, but I mostly care for a friend dynamic for them.

Final Fantasy X

I don't have a pairing for this fandom. Strike that, I think I support IfritShiva, if I had to choose one. Also, I don't know who I'd pair her with but I need a quick shout out to Rikku for being extra awesome.

Ouran High School Host Club

TamakiHaruhi- I think this is adoreable and it has my full support and approval. Fluff, oh the fluff!

KyoyaTamaki- I think this is fluffy/smexy as well. I like this one a lot as well.

Twincest Hiitachin- all the way! Love it.

I don't down MoriHunny, but I don't really follow it either.

I'm alright with a little HikaoruHaruhi but I PREFER le twincest- those two are just awesome together and that's the way I like it.

Ghost-Hunt

No pairings yet- just getting into the show- and I'm excited to see what it's all about. It looks good.

XXX Holic

I'm alright with DouWata and WataHima- I like the fanfiction about Watanuki the best and introspection.

Princess Princess

I have no pairings in this show because I think it is silly and I don't care for it. I don't get the point and everyone acted stupid throughout the entirety of the show. Everyone. I don't recommend it.

Code Lyoko

Oh a blast from the past indeed. I was alright with the cannon pairings here; JeremyAieka, and Orikand the other girl- whose name escapes me right now...

And speaking of graveyard fandoms-

Sailor Moon

DarienSerena- a dreamboat fantasy, romancy pairing to be sure.

MalichiteZoisite - An evil and tragic duo, was my 10 year old opinion. I loved them.

Darker Than Black

No pairings. But AWESOME anime. Very epic.

Dragon Ball -ECT (meaning any of the various forms it takes)

Once again, no pairings. Not epic like Darker Than Black, but my little girl self had all the romantic interest in Sailor Moon, DBZ was all about the 40 episode long fight scenes. No time for romance at all.

Zelda

LinkZelda- Of course.

Ponyo

SosukePonyo- is CUTE! Also, I think that the Ocean queen and Fujimoto is fluffy too.

Kiki's Delivery Service

TomboKiki- I think it's sweet and that they would have lots of fun with flying together. Pure fluff. I can't really see angst in Kiki's delivery service, you know?

Howl's Moving Castle

HowlSophie all the way! I love their little family that they have together and this replaced Serena and Darien as my magical romancy pairing for suresies.

Princess Mononoke

AshitakaLePrincess. I'm noticing my like of all Miyazaki cannon pairings here. Huh.

Pandora Hearts

Not really into any pairings here.

Soul Eater

I love that the story is not romantically-driven, but I do really support a MakaSoul pairing. I think it's really very sweet.

That's all for now folks!

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Requisition by Cheerful Regression reviews
AU. Brothels are businesses that are privately-owned, but government-mandated in the hopes of decreasing public crime. Anyone can be claimed for service and people can be sent there to disappear. SasuNaru. Warnings and full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Happy Family by Cheerful Regression reviews
Naruto's childhood was filled with people who hated and hurt him. When he becomes a part of the team he becomes friends with Sasuke. They're either going to help or destroy each other. SasuNaruSasu Warning: Disturbing child abuse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,564 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brought to You By Love Puff by Cheerful Regression reviews
Naruto may not have the best taste in television, but Sasuke should know better. Right? SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stress Relief by Cheerful Regression reviews
When one leads such a stressful life, what should be done to relieve the tension? Casual love? Is there such a thing? SasuNaruSasu. Rating for language and non-graphic smexiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Basmati Rice, Bedroom Doors and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Entirely Purposeful Misuse of Sexy No Jutsu. How did his screaming at Sasuke that he could pay for his own shopping in the supermarket turn in to some paperback novel romantic rendezvous? And when the hell did they go dancing! As well Naruto knew he wasn't wearing some sequinned dress yesterday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 5,421 - Follows: 5,532 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crown and Anchor by Nilladriel reviews
One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Birthdays and Bank Holiday Mondays by michelerene reviews
Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Gentlemen Prefer Blonds by temlim reviews
Mission or no mission, it was absolutely unacceptable for Naruto to leave him alone in a dirty, crowded bar while going off to seduce the enemy... shounen-ai of the SasuNaru variety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile by Kitarin reviews
Shikamaru and Chouji have already figured out what's going on with Sasuke and Naruto. S/N
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kushina's List by Lady Mirror reviews
Every day, Uzumaki Kushina adds one more reason to be happy to her list. Some days are harder than others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ino's Secret Kissing Jutsu by Astra M reviews
Is it possible for a normal teenage ninja in love to combine business with pleasure? Ino thinks she knows how to do it provided she can just get Shikamaru to play along. Mini sequel of sorts to Butt Out! :Shikamaru x Ino:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Princess Poppy by tampoposensei reviews
A 'little mistake' from a past mission. It's hungry and it needs it's diaper changed. Shonenai yaoi Some humour some angst and even a little bit of plot. Chapter 18. The final resolution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Madame d'Aulnoy by fool.0 reviews
There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
EDWARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Conversations by parenchyma reviews
Sequel to Don't Look! Iruka attempts to explain his relationship with Kakashi to Genma with...mixed results. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Don't Look by parenchyma reviews
Someone with a grudge against Kakashi seeks his greatest weakness, and Iruka gets caught in the crossfire. Kakashi gets...protective. KakaIru!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Contrition by em-witchwood reviews
Roy's life after Ed's death. [RoyEd postseries]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Eternally Yours by Shirohane reviews
A tale of a fool, prince, and princess. The fool loved the princess, who loved the prince. The prince, in return, loved the fool, but all of their loves were not meant to be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy What? by Sugahlei reviews
Oneshot sortarandom ficlet! Yay! Naruto's naivity and Sasuke...well. Sasuke should never drink. ever. XD NaruSasu duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Autumn of Our Virility by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Look! Look! by meleth78 reviews
Genma notices something strange about Kakashi. And Raido notices that Iruka is really hot. Ch 10 Updated 17 January 2006. KakashiIruka, GenmaRaido.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,803 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005
Keys to Diplomacy by Letta reviews
Naruto enjoys the perks of being Hokage when the Kazekage visits for a diplomatic meeting. NaruGaa ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Thorne Scratch reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/8/2005
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Broken Reality reviews
Everyone has a breaking point. Sasuke finds his in a future he never wanted and a reality he cannot face alone. So he won't. Time travel and I suppose mild AU, if we're getting picky.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Art of Being Alone reviews
The anniversary of his clan's massacre had always made Sasuke want to be alone, but with all the sake in his system, he's not really sure what he wants anymore. Maybe Naruto can help him figure it out-involves hammock, Clueless!Naruto and Brooding!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Expense Reports reviews
Roy and Ed talk about what they always talk about. Expense reports. Crack!Fic-short drabble. RoyEd in it if you squint!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete