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Joined 05-24-09, id: 1944955, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I luv twilight and twilight fanfictions.

I - for some odd reason - have this odd thing with death right now, sooooo... most of my stories will - in the beginning - will involve death in some way or another!

I know i'm so weird, but, oh well!! :D


If anyone wants a story where a specific character dies, PM or email me. :)

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!"

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Center Of My Heart by Imagination Genius reviews
"Ali isn't like that. She's not controlling and domineering. I'm my own person free to make my own decisions. She gets that you're important to me and would never ask me to stop being around you...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,588 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
daddy's little girl by twilight1996 reviews
Carsile spanked bella. One thing lead to another, and bella is in alot of trouble, but will carsile be there for bella when she needs him the most?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,959 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Needing Daddy by the-hottest-cullen-girl reviews
bella comes to carlisle after she and edward have a fight in the meadow while hunting and leads to bella telling edward that she doesnt love him anymore.Fluff CxB its my 1st story so review review review review cursing and some fighting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Penance by MissusMelancholy reviews
Bella has always pushed Edward's limits, constantly undermining his self-control. What happens when she finally goes too far? Will she survive? Will Edward ever forgive himself? A very different, much darker version of the events after Eclipse. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,203 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maid And Master by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Does it need explaining? no longer just a one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Camp Cullen by chefgirl4622 reviews
Bella's parents send her to a boot camp after an incident at home. Little did they know, it's an abusive bootcamp. Not only does Bella have to deal with the constant harrasment , but there's also the constant attraction to one of the camp leaders ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,431 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judgement by jasper-rocks reviews
Edward in his rebellious days. Scary, gory, Darkward, coarse language, one shot. NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward - Complete
Decerpo by Imalilmilkdud reviews
Six go into the supposed haunted Cullen house on Halloween, is the place really haunted, or are the stories just that – stories. What lurks in the shadows of the old house, and will they make it out alive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Abused by iloveyouhh.x33 reviews
Bella is getting abused by Charlie. She doesn't want anyone to know; especially Edward. What happens when Bella gets fed up with all the abuse? READ, READ, READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Llamas by Suuz112 reviews
Oh gods, the Cullens are being random. Help us.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Captive by Erotillectual reviews
Convinced that allowing Bella to be changed into a vampire would be wrong, Edward resorts to drastic measures to keep her mortal - ultimately forcing Carlisle to intervene - and makes a few discoveries and learns a few of life's lessons along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,743 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't run by msluvr reviews
Edward got hungry. What happens when Bella realizes that she was actually afraid of her own death? ONESHOT! ExB. Quite dark. R&R and I might extend the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Let Go by Black Dahlia 13 reviews
First story ever submitted. Carlisle/Bella... and Edward/Bella. dont know what i was thinking. rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
redo: Shh, he's watching you by awalkingparadox reviews
Redo of Rocker Chick 12345 story... alot dofferent yet at the same time it's the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What if? by SacreJambons reviews
What if Bella had picked up the phone in New Moon instead of Jacob? What would have happened? Read to find out! Chapter 10 is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Provoking Pleasure by isabellsah cullen reviews
Pleasure. Torture. Frustration. Satisfaction. Fulfillment. Desire. Temptation. Set after Breaking Dawn. A day in the life of Edward and Bella. A response for tby789 and LolaShoes "Love Through Lemons Contest". ExB. Smut/Lemons. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Boy by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward and Bella just got caught in the closet, so Esme yanks Edward off to “explain himself”… READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Naughty Kitten by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Follow up to Closet Case. Seeing as Esme is "hunting" with Edward, Carlisle punishes Bella for doing such a silly thing. READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Closet Case by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella winds up Edward at school. He drags her to the janitors closet. there are no cameras...so why the hell has Carlisle been called in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shh, he's watching you by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
Bella stays at the Cullens house while everyone is out hunting, and starts getting some strange calls. When things take a turn for the worst, will Edward get there in time to save her? Based off of something that happened to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spanish Flu retruns by chsheph reviews
After Edward left Bella in the woods she goes back in time to when he had the spanish flu. But when she comes back she brings the flu back with her. Also edward has to chose between changing her or letting her die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Normal Day At The Cullens' by Kitty Uchiha reviews
Fun randomness at the Cullens' Rated T for the major use of the word 'sexy'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Treats by Charming101 reviews
Written for the BritishBitches Smutvent Calendar. Bella and Edward spend some alone time together, and fun ensues. Lemon. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lip Balm by AllIHaveIsYou reviews
Alice gives Bella a pot of lip balm..Edward likes....Hehe...a little Fluff... cute and sweet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promise by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
All The Cullen's Except for Carlisle have gone on a weekend hunting trip. What happens when Bella goes to La Push to tell Jacob something important, and he doesn't take it to well?Bella ends up going to Carlisle for help. Carlisle/Bella Friendship. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style! by relapse-relax reviews
COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Sight of Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's newest worst nightmare. Disturbing. Twisted. Insane. Not for the weak of mind or stomach. M for explicit gore and horror. Drabble, almost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Lilacs by Panda513 reviews
Weeks before the wedding, Edward and Bella decide to tell Charlie they are getting married. What happens next neither of them could have predicted. Edward/Bella, fluff. One shot. OOC for Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
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Can't Help My Broken Heart reviews
Bella is depressed and alone when Edward leaves. She has resorted to drugs and self harm. Character death warning! RATED M FOR DRUG ABUSE AND SELF HARM! You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Aro's Decision reviews
The Volturi let Bella go free in New Moon. But rules must be abided by, humans can't know about vampires. What will Bella, Edward and Alice do? Character death warning!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella - Complete
What Would Happen? reviews
Rosalie always hated Bella being with Edward. What if she did something about it? Character death warning!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete