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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21244 - Favs: 11,717 - Follows: 7,435 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14717 - Favs: 7,309 - Follows: 7,049 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Chance Encounter by erinbatt reviews
His agony defines him. His memories destroy him. Offered the chance to leave the misery behind, Ed knew it was better to suffer than to forget-the ultimate betrayal, abandoning Bella.He already did that once. He'll find her again. HE HAS TO. -icrodrigues
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,467 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6602 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by kitkat681 reviews
After years of being best friends, Jasper and Edward push Bella to make a choice that will change their lives forever. Smut, smut, smut with a bit of angst thrown in for flavor. Everything in here but slash. Bella/Edward/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shocked to the Core by kitkat681 reviews
My birthday gift to Dalloway5906. What happened to Kate and Garrett once they tried to make a life together after the final battle? Will he stick to the vegetarian lifestyle or will his choices slowly kill her. Kate/Garrett...I know, I know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11458 - Favs: 8,995 - Follows: 6,571 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bakery by kitkat681 reviews
Trying to escape from her captors, Isabella wanders into a bakery in the middle of the night. When Edward finds her, broken and beaten, hiding in a stairwell, will he have the strength to help her? Does she have the strength to trust him? Expanded O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,216 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Auction by kitkat681 reviews
Up for Auction: Bella Swan, human. Bidding to start at 10,000.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 98,440 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cottage by kitkat681 reviews
At 16, Edward stumbles across a fairy-tale cottage deep in the woods. The frightened young girl he finds hiding in the trees haunts his dreams for years to come. Why is she alone in the woods? How can she survive? Rated M for..well you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,931 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6541 - Favs: 5,735 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,502 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darkness and Light by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen is a brilliant man who only has one thing missing from his life... his sight. What can insecure, unloved Bella Swan help him find? Canon pairings AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,136 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 4,663 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The sound of your voice by marie0912 reviews
A boy with a passion lost moves away with his parents in a desperate attempt to cope with his deafness and meets a girl who speaks before she thinks. Forks is a place with dark secrets that slowly unveils, the kids hiding both past, present and future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,519 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,135 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7706 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4154 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 5,334 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2909 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,425 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8171 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Collide by MartiniBaby1 reviews
As usual, Bella is late for work and as she crosses the street -without looking-, a cycling music teacher, better know as Edward Cullen, must do all he can to avoid her. But the collision that follows will change their lives for good. All human, AU & OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,180 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out Of Choices by Picklewinkle reviews
After her mom dies, Bella becomes angry & withdrawn. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, & the start of a complicated love-hate relationship. Can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU,OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 315,271 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7016 - Favs: 4,161 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Black Ache by istandcorrected reviews
AU AH OOC Canon pairings. After surviving an eighteen month prior suicide attempt, Bella has a new outlook on life and begins to take hold of the power of her personal choices to shape who she is becoming. In the midst of this, Bella and Edward collide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,572 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella
Happy Birthday, Nina! by HappyBirthdayNina reviews
Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 121,049 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,056 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Luck o' the Irish by Calendulam reviews
In the midst of the St. Patrick’s Day chaos in Chicago, Bella literally runs into Emmett and winds up with more than just the hangover she was expecting. AH. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete