Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
HAY!! I'm Charlotte !! i havent been updating in a while...well, longer than a while and for that i am sorry. Really, but i have my GCSE's going on and it has been crazy, but that is no excuse from past events where i didnt update. I just had a very bad time of writers block. :L x
Nicholas Cage is my all time faviourite actor!! i love all the movies he has been in!! He can be funny and serious at the same time...in a way. you can never get board watching him on screen. (No i dont not have a crush on him. Robert Pattinson is my celebrity crush.)
Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.
3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.
5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
The Ten Commandments of Twilight Fans:
I am the best book out there and you shall not have any books better than me.
Thou shalt not take Edward Cullen’s name in vain
Thou shalt remember to keep release dates calendared
Thou shalt honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence
Thou shalt not kill humans
Thou shalt not love both Edward and Jacob equally
Thou shalt not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they react when they can’t read them anymore
Thou shalt not lie, for Edward will know that you did any way
Thou shalt not covet Edward (already did)
Thou shalt not covet Edward’s Volvo, or any various Cullen cars
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
(i think it is safe to say that i am a best friend!-hehe. if you dont believe me, aske anyone i know. they will tell you!-ha!)
Some little weird things
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but is the doctor is cute, FUCK THE FRUIT!! (AKA, Carlisle.)
i used to care, but i take a pill for that now.
No shit, sherlock (I love that!)
i called you boyfriend gay (Jaz), and he hit me with your purse.
when life gives you lemonds, throw them away and take the vodca.
the evening news is when they say "Good Evening.", them tell you why its not. (Mad i say!)
Exuse me, have you seen my sanity? i think i have lost it. (Totally me.)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teching us how to walk and talk, the rest they tell us to sit down and shut up.
They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people." Well, i think the gun helps. If i stood there and yelled BANG, i dont think it would have much effect, other than a few laughs .
When i die, i want to go peacefully, like my Grandma. Peacefully asleep--not screaming, like the passengers were.
God made man then said "I can do better than that," and made women.
When there is a will...i want to be in it.
Dont think of your self as a ugly person, think of your self as a beautiful monkey.
You cry, i cry. You laugh, i laugh. You fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder
My best friends are the kind that is my house was on fire, they would be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the fire men.
i ran with sissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, then try three.
There are three kinds of people, those who can count, and those who cant.
Flying is easy, just throw your self of a cliff and miss the ground.
Dont go knocking on deaths dood. Ring the doorbell then run. He hates that!
No offense to blondes but...
One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'
The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.
He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.
He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'
She asks, 'Oh, how come?'
He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!'
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.
The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
How do you drown a blonde?
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A blond, a brunett and a black were trapped on one side a a river. they want to make it to the other side. the black swam a quarter of the way, decided she couldnt do it and swam back. the brunett sawm a third of the way, decided she couldnt do it and swan back. the blond swam half way, decided she couldnt do it, and swam back.
There were seven blonds and one brunett. They are all crashing to their death in a hot air balloon. Someone has to let go in order for the othres to servive. The brunett volentired and let go of the pole. The blonds clapped.
There are three men. They are falling to their deth in a hit air balloon. They all haveto drop something over bord to stay aflote. The first man dropped a teddy, the second man dropped a happer and the third dropped a bomb. Once the men landed, they went to retreave their belongings. The first man found his tedy, the scond man found his happer and the third man couldnt find his bomb. He went searching for it and came across a little boy laughing on the floor. The third man asked "Why are you laughing, little boy?" and he replied "Grandma did a fart and the house blew up."
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,'
They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. X
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Chapter 1 in closed doors-what the school looks like:
Chapter 2 in closed doors-Lauren's outfit
Chapter 3 in closed doors-Rosalie's 'come and fuck me bitch' outfit.
Chapter 4-closed doors
Chapter 7 -closed doors
Bella's sexy underwear:
Rosalie's sexy underwear:
Alice's sexy underwear:
Chapter 8-closed doors.
Alice, Rose and Bella uniform. Bella is the one on the left with red hair. Rose is in the middle and ALice is one the right.