Claire the Doctor's Assistant
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Joined 05-24-09, id: 1945198, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars, Twilight, and Soul Eater.

Hey, My name is Claire the Doctor's Assistant. I am addicted to the Doctor Who, and anime, and vocaloids. I love sweet things and sugar:D. Most of us do! GO TEAM ALICE!! I'm also totally TEAM KID!

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Crazy

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is going into 3 seperate doctors' offices and noting that they all have cool clocks. Crazy is when you bite people and scream for no exact reason. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I Bolded the ones that applied to me. If you hate stereotypes(sp?) Copy and paste.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics or Fanfiction, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(I've been drinking my own blood since I was little! And it isn't because of Twilight!)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I VOTED FOR JOHN MCCAIN, so I MUST be racist

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm FLAT CHESTED, so I MUST be MALE

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:18

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Name: Claire

Age: STALKERS!

Personality: Cute, nice, crazy, nerdy, hyper, caffinated, know-it-all, smart beyond my years, and a bit bossy

Obsessions/Likes/Loves: Anime, Soul Eater, Vocaloids Star Wars, Sugar and candy, myself, Harry Potter, books, FF, friends, internet, books

I hate Flames. I don't do them so you shouldn't either.

I love reviews. They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Quotes!

"The butt is black!"-My sister(AN: Inside joke)
"OMC!It's the wagon."-Me(AN:Again, inside joke)
"Hell Yeah!"-Emmett Cullen, Twilight Saga
"Crud muffins! They're good..."-My Sister
"(whiney)My name is Claire!"-Me(NO DOI!)
"Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're going to get." -Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
"I'm so Twilighted! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to loose some blood and I really really like it!"-Me
"I think she's going into hysterics. Do you think I should slap her?"-Alice Cullen, Twilight Saga
"OMC! My emotions keep changing! Do you think it's Jasper or just my period?"-Me
"NOoOoOo! Legos will take over the world!"-Me
"Ze wookies!(french laugh)"- my bffl Lexi(AN: her and I made this up)
"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!" - Anonymous
"There are three reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day." - Anonymous
"Wal-Mart, do they like sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
"Just turn the other buttcheek."-Me

Quick! Number your 12 favorite anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions! (*sigh* I'm still early on my list. I just started anime, bear with me.)

1.) Death The Kid

2.) Blair

3.) Ahiru

4.) Rue

5.) Soul

6.) Medusa

7.) Maka

8.) Excalibur

9.) Black*Star

10.) Patty

11.) Liz

12.) Death

Now answer the questions…

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No... Medusa Liz? Weird...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I think she's a bit sexy. Sure.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Death got Excalibur preggo? Isssssues.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Lots, actually.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Blair and Medusa? Ehh. o.o

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Soul/Liz or Soul/Death? If I had to chose, it would be Soul/Liz...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Maka walking in on Death and Blair having sex? O.o

8) What would happen in a Three/Eleven Fanfic? It would be about Duck and Liz being besties fershure.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? That would be awkward... Excalibur and Soul? o.o

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Love and Ache (sucks I know...)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One? Rue seduce Death the Kid? mmm sexy. :D But it's easy for Rue, she's the sex. D: I WANT KID TO MAHSELF.

12) Which partner for Three? For Duck? Not sure what you mean.

13) How would you draw Eleven? Like this... http://www.souleaterwallpaper.com/images/wallpapers/Liz-Thompson-72434.jpeg

14) Would you write Two/Four/Five? Blair/Rue/Soul? Yum maybe. :D

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? RAPE! She's pretty young you know.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm not sure.. Excalibur is a magical sword.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kid/Medusa/Death? WARNING. Incest.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Patty on Blair? O.o Not sure...

19) If Four was pregnant, who would you suspect to be the father? Rue? On this list? No one.

20) If One saw Six curled up in a corner crying, what would they do? Kid sees Medusa crying? He would kill her. Medusa is an issue and she would be weak.

21) If 1 had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do? Have fun! Kid on caffine would be hilarious.

22) If you caught Three and Nine in a closet together, you would: Ahiru and Black*Star? I would freak and run.

23) By the way, I set you up on a date with Eight. *sigh* If only it was one...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night? If Kid woke me up in the middle of the night, I woould think it was a dream.

Number 2 asked you to go out with her? Wait... Blair's bi? O.o

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Ahiru? She probably just wanted to know some girl advice.

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Rue's marrying Black*Star! WHATTHEHALE!

5 cooked you dinner? Soul is such a sweetheart. Mmm. :)

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Medusa is sleeping? Leaving her gaurd down?! O.o

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Maka is related to me? Hm. i can see how. We're both crazy lunatic stalkers.

8 got into the hospital somehow? Excalibur can get hurt!?

9 made fun of your friends? Black*Star WOULD do something like that.

10 ignored you all the time? Patty? I thought we were friends... D:

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Kid will beast them with his epic powers! xD

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Blair will pole dance to get money to fix it.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?Ahiru will help me with ballet. ]

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Rue will be calm and get help.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? Soul will tell me that it's uncool.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? I'm going to marry Patty. Medusa won't care.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Maka will watch movies and eat chocolate with me. :D

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Excalibur can't...

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Black*Star will scream at me to be like him: a God. xD

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Patty will think about giraffes and worry about me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? CUZ KID IS SO EFFIN SEXY.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? BLAIR AND BLACK*STAR?! WHAT DID I MISS?!

You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along? I think they will! Ahiru is so sweet.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? RUE ALSO LOVES BLACK*STAR?! It means the world is fucked, my friends.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Soul and Medusa? Oh hale no.

6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do? Medusa? A player? O.o

You had a haircut and 11 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Liz is jealous... hahaha...

Number 12 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend (or a girlfriend xD). What will you tell him/her? He doesn't need one. HE'S DEATH.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Black*Star+bagel+me=bad. So no.

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his/her tastes, do you listen to it? Of course! I totes trust him.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 11 feel about this? Liz doesn't care because she doesn't know Blair that well. But, Blair+emo=O.O

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay? A long time. It's Patty, and she loves Chuck E' Cheeses.

3 told 6 (he/)she started her period. Ahiru told Medusa? O.o Never happening.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Rue slaps Black*Star with a fish for going out with Maka? Um...

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Soul, do we need to talk...? o_O

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he/she do? Medusa cusses Blair out in German? They know each other? And Ahiru probably was just like what am I doing in a bush?

7 got high. Maka...high? O.o lololol

8 reads your fanfiction and complains. What is it about? Excalibur thinks too much Twilight. And I agree.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he/she spills soda all over him? Black*Star proclaims he's god, while Kid freaks out about symmetry.

11 starts working at a bar.. Liz is old enough. *shrug*

1 comes in and tells you (he)she's pregnant from 2. KID?! PREGNANT?! BLAIRS BABY?!

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? I'm too asymmetrical. *sigh* But I love Kid.

2 is in love with 4, he/she confesses. How does 4 respond? Blair loves Rue? Rue is like ...

3 is a drug addict. What do you do? Ahiru turns to drugs? *sigh* Too bad...

4 kisses 8. What's your reaction? RUE KISSES EXCALIBUR WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD!

5 wants to go to the mall. What is he going to buy from there? More epic clothes and color contacts. Souls eyes are naturally blue. :3

6 kisses your boyfriend/girlfriend. What do you do? MEDUSA. GOD. O.O *dies*

12 is missing. Where do you go to look for him/her? The window...

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring? Excalibur needs no tutoring.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say? Oh, Black*Star...

10 hates you. Why? Patty DOESN'T.

1 gives you a teddy bear. Why? Cuz he loves me. And I'm awesomesauce.

2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do? BLAIR AND MEDUSA DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER. :O

3 ate 11. What's your reaction? Oh, Ahiru.. and poor Liz. It's always the most innocent...

4 died. How? Rue died of falling over while performing.

5 turns invisible. What does he/she do to you? Soul sneaks up on me. :D

6 loses his memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to her? Medusa, welcome to the DWMA. ]

12 is having his/her baby today! What's her/his name? Uhm, Death already had Kid...

8 is a pervert. He's coming right at you. What do you do? Excalibur? O.O *screams RAPE*

9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him/her up? Black*Star's ego is too big to be broken up with.

10 broke up with 9. What do you do? Patty? Black*Star? When did this happen?


What A Book Is:

A lot of people think they know what a book is. In reality, not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're bored; it's not something you were forced to read for a school book report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's something that can make you laugh on your worst day over something that is not even relativly funny. It's something that you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how much you scream). It's something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, 'this is the last page and then I'll put it down', you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, whether you're black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some people don't know what a book is even though you have your whole life.

If fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox petrelli heiress,Xelly-chan, Animeaddict411,xXanimeluver15Xx, lovingnori707,Rin Winters, Wolfsbane706, Claire the Doctor's Assistant

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you love SoulxMaka, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am worse than evil...I am the author!!

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

If you think Soul and Maka would make pretty children, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Fire purifies. If you agree, copy/paste this onto your own profile and spread the flames.

The You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...

1. You head to the library every second day to find another manga
2. You listen in on people's conversations to see if they speak of anime
3. You accidentally swore in japanese and everyone asked you what the hell you were saying
4. You heard that a new episode of an anime is coming out and put off everything including your daily shower to watch it
5. You sneak downstairs at midnight while your parents are asleep and turn on the computer to watch anime
6. If your computer broke down while you were watching anime, you might cry
7. You can't stand it when people ask you why you're so obsessed with anime when you haven't even gotten STARTED on your list
8. You spend your time filling up your hard drive with anime icons, pictures and little random things
9. You spent your month's allowance on the newest anime video games 10. You learn how to speak and read japanese JUST so that you could get that new dating sim
11. You felt the desire to learn everything you saw in an anime
12. You were watching Naruto and actually tried to summon some chakra, hand seals and all
13. You got an account somewhere and wrote Fanfiction 14. You refuse to join forums that even go first name, last name
15. You watched Lucky Star and totally related to Konata
16. You met someone else who watches anime and thought they were your ideal partner for life
17. You check back daily on your favorite sites just in case someone put out another few words for you
18. You want to change your name to something japanese to fit in with the anime characters

19. You fantasize about a few characters and have even considered looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend who looks like one
20. You read this entire list and agreed with over half of these scenarios
21. You watched Prince of Tennis, then took tennis lessons and tried to do one of the moves.
BONUS:You knew what an Anime Otaku was before taking the test, already knowing you were one, but wanted to see anyway(+5) >.>

Scores:
1-5 = Ehh...I like my anime but not that much
5-10 = I'm an okay fan...but I'm not going to do anything
10-15 = Getting a little desperate here...I want some more anime.
15-20 = GIVE ME THE ANIME NOW!
over 20 = So obsessed you might break

Took the test. http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Paranoid:High

Schizoid:Moderate

Schizotypal:Very High

Antisocial:High

Borderline:Very High

Histrionic:High

Narcissistic:Very High

Avoidant:High

Dependent:Very High

Obsessive-Compulsive:High


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Envy's Slave by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
Milkshakes, Market places, with a helping of slave trade and a dash of green eyed Doctor. It's a recipe for trouble, adventure, heartache and maybe love.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,650 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 10/11/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
What the heart needs by MyTwiDreams reviews
Bella is a frustrated, overweight housewife who doesn't expect anything exciting to happen in her dull life, until she meets the lively, pixie-like sister of her husband. Bellice/AH - COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 110 - Words: 274,481 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school. co-author:Pink Vampire Skittle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett
A life worth living? by Namine Nobody Kiari reviews
Jasper is constantly abused by his father and only Edward and Rose know about it, can the new girl get him to open up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,094 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Bella in Wonderland by standing.in.midnight.sun reviews
An AU story, based on the assumption that when Alice comes back to Forks in New Moon, Bella realizes she missed her more than Edward. This is Bellice Femslash Alice/Bella , please read and review. Rated Mature for Sexual Content & Violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Alice, Bella
Colorblind by MyTwiDreams reviews
B is forced into a loveless marriage with a rich plantation owner. An unusual friendship between her & a certain slave girl blossoms but when the lines of friendship start to blur into something more, both of their lives are endangered... /Bellice AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Princess and the American by shamrock1787 reviews
It's hard being gay. It's hard being royal. Try being both. Princess Isabella is expected to become Queen and produce an heir, but all she wants is Alice, an American Student who has trouble keeping secrets. Things are going to get a little crazy. A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Alice
Accidently in Love by Kotoni-Chan reviews
Kid's been looking a little gloomy, so Liz and Patty hire Soul to help the Shinigami find a girlfriend. Soul agrees, but will he end up wanting Kid for himself?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Underneath Heavenly Wings by MyTwiDreams reviews
Being in love with a girl wasn't uncommon for me, but falling for the woman who was supposed to adopt my baby was totally off limits. I needed to get my emotions under control; if only she wouldn't keep looking at me like that all the time.../Bellice, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,578 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
You've Got Babies by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Full Summary Inside. AU, OOC. Canon Pairings. Set during Eclipse. Story idea from amyandricky4ever. R&R please. Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
It's All Fun In Games Until Somebody Falls In Love by XxReni-chanxX reviews
Soul never thought he would like a boy...and Kid is trying to make his feelings for Soul less obvious. It may all work out until somebody tries to ruin it. SoulxKid Warning:Language and Yaoi
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Blair's Funtime by Sroxs reviews
Blair finds certain photos of Soul. What happens when Blair is left alone? Rated M for a reason! Hope you like it ;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Blair, Soul Eater - Complete
Scavenger Hunting: Cullen Style by IsabellaMarieSwan-Cullen1234 reviews
What happens when school is cancelled and Alice drags everyone to the mall? Stripper Poles, Rotten Bananas, and Emmett being crazy involved! Just what are Mike Newton and Jessica Stanley doing in the mall? Canon Pairings E/B J/A Em/R Car/Esm First'fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
Falling In by Snickety Lemon reviews
After a strange dream and a captivating stare, Soul tries to understand the complex emotions that drown him. SoulxKid, WARNING: YAOI, LEMON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
The Love for a Grand Pianist by Violoveless reviews
Death the Kid falls in love with a pianist after following the sound of his music playing one night, not expecting to be mezmerized by him completely. SoulxKid
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Throughout Eternity by MyTwiDreams reviews
Alternative BD/ A few weeks before the wedding Alice finally discovers that she wants to be more than just Bella's sister... will her love be returned? Bellice/femslash/lemons. R&R if you love these girls together - they're just meant to be!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,395 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Sexy List by Shingeki no Shiba reviews
A list pops up on facebook about the sexiest people at Shibusen. Nobody really knows how to deal with it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Crona - Complete
Everyone Still Loves Alice by shamrock1787 reviews
Multi-chapter sequel to my one-shot Everyone Loves Alice which should be read first . Can Bella figure out the enigma that is Alice Brandon? Note the M rating. Drama, comedy, romance, and a little angst should make this an interesting read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,779 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alice, Bella
A Chance at Love? by account inaccessible reviews
my first ever FanFic. soulXkid kidXsoul... care to read?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011
DWMA Prom by Shingeki no Shiba reviews
The characters of Soul Eater go to the prom. Yeah, you know this is gonna be bad. Warning: some cursing, some yaoi, and both male!Crona and female!Crona.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Crona, Death The Kid - Complete
Symmetrical Affection And Devotion by EtomeMeshoAntosai reviews
Kid couldn't say he was homophobic. It was more like he was uncertain of that wierd, warm feeling in his gut evertime Soul would lock eyes on him for a while. Either this was love or...he was going mad.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid
SoulxKid: 10 Songs, 10 Stories by LamiaDarkholm reviews
Every song tells a different story, right? Just a collection of 10 SoulxKid one-shots based on 10 songs taken randomly from my iPod shuffle.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,441 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13352 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 5,992 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
In My Arms by LamiaDarkholm reviews
Soul likes Kid, simple to grasp, but who's stopping them from being together? Rated M for sex, language, drama and homophobia. SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Soul Eater: Last friday night by StarfireLuvRobin7 reviews
Based on the song by Katy perry "Last friday night" feat. T.G.I.F In this: Our favorite Soul Eater gang throw a party to celebrate the weekend in death city and have some fun ...read the story to find out more. Read & Review plz, Thank you. ONE-SHOT
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Blair, Maka A. - Complete
You're a WHAT? by RaexxBB reviews
Blair finds out the Liz has a thing for her and her little sister, Patty, is in on it.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Blair - Complete
Sleepover War! by Crystal-Turtle reviews
The SE girls are having a sleepover, what happens when the guys try to crash it? A full-out war!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
The Babysitting Bella Chronicles by capitaine-awesome reviews
Cullens are hunting for the weekend and Emmett gets to babysit Bella. He has a list of 10 activities planned for the weekend. Features Alcohol, vibrators, pole dancing, Emmett wearing a bra, fake orgasms and a very drunk Bella .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Reality of Our Lives by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 2 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. The HSNE gang are back, and they're facing the real world as adults. Rated "M" for language and suggestive - NOT graphic - adult themes. Status: COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,614 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Him by Chibi Binasu-chan reviews
She was grinning madly as he pushed her on the bed. Her raggedy Doctor. "Oh Doctor," she breathed. "Amy," was his strangled response. Her eyes twinkled, "Call me Amelia." - One-shot, lemon.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
KidxBlair by StarryNightEuphoria reviews
Request from KuriSuri While walking around at night, Kid finds Blair. She lures him into her sexual trap, and they have quite a bit of fun
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Blair, Death The Kid - Complete
Alone in the TARDIS by NymphadoraxLestrange reviews
The Doctor leaves Donna and Rose alone in the TARDIS. Drunken fun ensues. Femslash! Reviews most welcome!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Donna N., Rose T. - Complete
Seeing Double by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
No Rory – just the Doctor and two very lovely, and extremely irresistible, Amy Ponds. What's a Time Lord to do? O/s. Lem.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Pms Distress! by einstinette reviews
For a long time I have wondered what Bella would do if she got her period around Edward. Here is what I think would happen. This is a series of one-shots of Bella getting her period with a bunch of different characters from the Twilight series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,639 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella
Vacation By The Sea by dawdling reviews
The Doctor and Rose take some much needed R&R but did the Doctor do his research?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
BathTime by TimeFire reviews
The Doctor and Amy. In the Bath. Confusion and Sex Ensues...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by JustPastSane reviews
Bella and the Cullens are bored to death. Sooo they play truth or dare. What can go wrong right? The answer: EVERYTHING! Tutus, strippers, stalkers, homosexual Mike, and the panty lord! Now with werewolves, and group dares! Can't get any better right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,229 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/22/2008
Lamplit Discoveries by TinyAngryPuppy reviews
Two young women with fates entwined discover their true desire is to share much more... UPDATED Rue/Ahiru femslash F/F
Princess Tutu - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ahiru, Rue - Complete
Mr Cullen, Ballet and a Pole by eclipse1babe reviews
Bella meets Mr Cullen on her way to NY for ballet. Will she get in to NY Ballet Academy or will sje have to do a different type of dancing to get money? What will happen if Mr Cullen sees Bella again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,118 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Of Freesia & Other Scents by MyTwiDreams reviews
"You do smell nice, I never noticed before." A little interpretation of the scene in Twilight where Bella meets Alice for the first time. femslash/Bellice. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Tanya & Rosalie's Lovescapades by VampireLove1919 reviews
One Shots of Tanya & Rosalie's love together. See how they enjoy sexy breakfast time and paint escapades. Fun, playful, pure girl on girl love moments. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Rosalie, Tanya
Mixed Up by Chibi Binasu-chan reviews
His mouth came back up to pounce her with a passionate kiss. Finally, she had brought him out of his hesitant state. "Rose," he whispered. - Short one-shot, lemon.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
A blonde and a brunette fall off a building by BedazzledFanfic reviews
A blonde and a brunette fall off a building. Which one hits the ground first? I asked the twilight characters this joke. Read what they replied with.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn Patty by CallMeYoYo reviews
Whats Soul's reaction when Patty accidentally tells him Kid's secret? This is a Kid/Soul pairing. YAOI. lemon. My first one, be kind.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Birth of Venus by MyTwiDreams reviews
A bath tub, an ancient painting and our two favorite twilight girls right in the middle/ Bellice/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Revenge is best served sweet by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
Ten/Rose and chocolate cake. Let the fun begin.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fire & Ice: A Perfect Fit by vampwillow1 reviews
My Twilight story with my fave pairing - Alice and Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,303 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Soul Eater Chaat Room by RandomDancing123 reviews
Ever wondered what would happen when the Soul Eater dudes got chat room accounts? This story! A random chat room one shot dedicated to my cousin for her 13th birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Thinking of You by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
A/U, OOC and Now Extended! NEW: Requests would be appreciated, but now, I'll be taking over on the requests. So, if I get no requests, I'll be writing the next "Thinking of You" chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009
Falling for Liz by Alvinette fan 10 reviews
Kid falls in love with Liz and will do any thing to figure out if she loves him two she does R&R
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Death The Kid
Boarding School by LadyAlece reviews
Bella and Alice meet at their boarding school, as dormates. What happens when they fall for each other? Femmeslash AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alice, Bella
Sugar Rush Shopping Trip by T.Y.P.E-W.R.I.T.T.E.N.18 reviews
Alice takes Bella shopping and she gets sugar rush. This is my first story so please read and review :-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Best of Intentions by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
Feathers and Rose Tyler vs a Time Lord with ancient rules and good intentions - the winner, both of course. Fun, fluff and some angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Abusing My Life by NatalieRayne reviews
Bella is abused and raped bye the chief Swan, her used-to-be-loving father. Bella has no friends, no one to cry to for help, but that all changes when she meets the Cullens, who have a few secrets of their own. M4rape,abuse&lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
High School Never Ends, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for language, and one lemon in the story. A story filled with Romance, Comedy and Drama. STATUS: Complete. EXTRA: Sequel is up, and Remake is up as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,307 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On top of alice! by twilightmamaof3 reviews
What happens when the cullens except alice go hunting? Bella is sexually frustrated from edwards rules. what happens when alice turns bella on by accident? secrets spill. dnt -authored by lexi!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Alice
Darling, You Are The Only Exception by WeWillNotDestroyYou reviews
Bella becomes infatuated with a beautiful girl named Alice who works as a, I guess you could say exotic dancer for lack of a proper term. AU, Bellice, Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,074 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Alice, Bella
Gird Your Loins by greeneyedgirl813 reviews
Bella has her period. Oh god. It sure is going to be a week in the Cullen house. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella
Secret Admirer by HiddenHikari reviews
Soul has a secret admirer. I wonder who it could be...? WARNING! YAOI! BOYXBOY! SoulXKid! Lemons/Smex/Smut! And a few fangirls...XD Don't like yaoi? Think it's gross? Don't read this then! Also, reviews would be appreciated and very nice!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Everyone Loves Alice by shamrock1787 reviews
One shot based on the the song "All the Girls Love Alice" but not really a song fic. Very rated M. Alice/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Dear Alice, Help Me by MyImmortalMajor reviews
What if Alice did see the emails Bella sent her. What would be her reaction? What about the rest of the Cullens? T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Only One by LoveForeverAlways reviews
Sequel to Bad Romance, picks up where that left off. AxB, M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
What Are Best Friends For? by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Alice loves Bella. Bella is completely clueless and loves Edward. They share one night of passion...what will happen? AH. BellaXAlice. Femmeslash-don't like? Don't read. Oneshot. M for sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Putting Back The Pieces by SweetestSuicide reviews
After her birthday party, Edward left her, because he wanted to protect her from himself. Little did he know, that Bella had soon forgotten him, and he was replaced by his sister; Alice. Just read lol. Summary sucks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,499 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
When Alice Offers You Lemons by FashionPixie89 reviews
Bella meets Alice Cullen in a very random way. A once sexual relationship turns into love, and Alice is eager to bring Bella home to meet her family. Graphic sexual scenarios and mature language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,491 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Alice
That's Why You're Beautiful by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella meets the incredibly nervous Edward Cullen when she's at work, something which she's secretly ashamed of. At first things are awkward between them, but could things change over time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Annoy The Cullens by Luannie reviews
Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Forever by RBBBB reviews
A very short fan fic of RoseX Doctor. THE DAVID TENNANT DOCTOR! haha, um LEMONS WARNING!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When Will It End by dearalice reviews
Bella has just welcomed the Cullens back into her life, or what's left of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,593 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Alice, Bella
Bad Romance by LoveForeverAlways reviews
Alice and Bella were more than friends as teenagers. But when Charlie found out, Alice had to leave Forks. What happens when she comes back five years later? Will romance bloom again? AxB, M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Online Chat by theCynicalCyantist reviews
What happens when everyone decides to go online in the middle of the night? CRACK ensues! XD
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Dirty Laundry by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
More than just ten quid was bet on that challenge to make Queen Victoria speak those famous words. The Doctor lost and has to face the consequences, but perhaps they are not as bad as he first thought! First in the How to Domesticate a Timelord series
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Mini Cullens! by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the girls return from a hunting trip, they find four familiar-looking little boys and a wolf in their home. What happens when the girls figure out who they are? Post Breaking Dawn. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here comes the SheWolf by Little Girlie Wolf reviews
I'm tired of always being the dark brooding one, so I'm back to reclaim my old title. Before the stupid dude, Sam made me bitter. I wanna have fun and stop being the only one without a life. I am a she wolf after all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Leah
The Mall by LadyAlece reviews
Bella Runs into Alice at the mall. she meets her again in school, two weeks later, and things progress from there. i know the summary sucks, but please read and review. rating may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,049 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Bella
Our Little Secret by lilminx22 reviews
It all started with Rosalie watching over Bella while the rest of the Cullen family goes hunting over night.How will Bella and Rose cope with their new found emotions without tearing the Cullen family apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
The ebay Obsession by Completely Dipendente reviews
What happens when Rosalie discovers the wonder that is...e-bay. Oh yes, I really did write a one-shot about that :P. Please review. x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Confessions Of A Broken SheWolf by SupersonicPrincess reviews
Leah is hurting herself..on purpose and when Jake tries to intervene the only person she will talk to is.. unexpectedly...Jasper. will they find friendship or maybe love? LxJ The rest are cannon...Maybe lemons...AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Leah
Emmett's a peach by Indy is awesome reviews
A series of random drabbles in the Twilight universe. Rated M for profanity, sex, inappropriate relationships, nudity, sex-related songs, violence, and death.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Truth or Dare, Cullen style by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
the Cullens and Bella not Carlisle and Esme play truth or dare. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
What the Cullen Kids Cannot do! by citricwolf reviews
I know there are alot of these, but I was really bored.... Rated T for possible language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
In dreams by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Alice can be mine in dreams, but that’s as far as it will go. Femmeslash, Alice/Bella. Set after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,689 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Burning Sensations by beepette reviews
Come and join Bella and Rose on their boring afternoon. FEMME slash. Mature content, please read only if your willing to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Moonlight by mysterywriter3012 reviews
alice has a vision that turns up her emotions. will this change be her ultimate happiness? alice/bella femlash. rated m for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Alice and Bella's Secret by rebel1499 reviews
What happens after Bella gets drunk at Jessica's party then decides to play truth or dare with Alice when they get home? A whole lot of secrets to hide from Jasper and Edward that's what. AxB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alice, Bella
Ask Alice by VampricFaeryGirl reviews
Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. This is her story. Before, during, and after the asylum.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,283 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
How To Be EMMETT! by Gwennii-Twilight reviews
This guide will be perfect for all the Emmett luvers out there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Emmett
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerous by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Garrett reveals just how dangerous it is to be intimate with Kate. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Fun at WalMart by Christine232 reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Bella Gets Even by Lilly0711 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie decide to get revenge on the guys and go to Ladies Night at the strip club. Sequel to Edward, Em and Jazz at the strip club
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by Alice by Scriblitte reviews
Set during Alice's slumber party. Here's my take on one way I would've loved to see it go down. There could be more to come.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
One, Two, Three by Stessa reviews
-One, two, three, one two three- Alice would soon have to think of something else if she wanted to keep Edward out of her head for good. And she certainly did. He could never know about her and Bella, that would ruin everything. AlicexBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Great Vacation by Lady-of-the-Ravens reviews
Alice and Bella go away on a 'Spa' week. no children, no in-laws, and most of all no hubbies...LEMON FEMSLASH F/F Bella/Alice goodness! M..duh -UPDATED FOR GRAMMAR-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
That's What Friends Are For by JShay reviews
Bella has a really rough night thanks to her busy all work and no play lifestyle, when things get worse than she thought they were already, she decides to call and old friend and have a little fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Emmett Gets A Job by KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal reviews
What Happens When Emmett Has To Get A Job? Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Life can take a Drastic Turn by Amaziin-95 reviews
This story is about how Bella and Jasper have to deal with their mother who constently abuses them ever since their father left. They deal with love and their mother. Can they break the abuseive chain or be like their mother? Who knows what they will do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Alice and Bella try out 1st base by Helen-Marie reviews
Will it go any further than that, I wonder hint hint hint... ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Alice, Bella
Edward, Emmett and Jasper at the strip club by Lilly0711 reviews
Edward Jasper and Emmett go to the Forks strip club... Jasper takes a video and sends it to Bella. Alice and Rosalie find out...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Cullen's Sex Life by 123Meaghan reviews
One night with Edward and Bella, Alice and Jasper meet Bella and Edward in the woods in the woods, and Rosalie and Emmett get introuble for making love at school. LEMONS! M FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Women Bonding Week by erica714 reviews
Alice takes the opportunity to plan out the entire week before Edward and Bella's wedding. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Alice
Emmett's List of Annoyance by Still-Obsessed reviews
with commentry from Emmett himself! Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Elevator Escapade by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
Part Four in the Bad Emmett Series. Emmett Elevator Giggles and Fun... But what happens when the rest of the family find out... Giggles are definitely included :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Family Values by BringOnTheShackles reviews
Life as a Cullen, for everyone in the family. Contains spanking. Probably "lemons" in the later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Temptations by Meemo1415 reviews
Some strange events on Prom Night cause Bella to have second thoughts about Edward, Alice, and love in general. She has a complicated decision to make, and either way, someone's going to get hurt. ALICE/BELLA; don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Emmett Is Bad by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
The First Of The Bad Emmett Series. Emmett's been a naughty boy at Walmart. But what has he been up to? Read on to find out! Contains giggles and an angry Carlisle. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Truth or Dare? Cullen Style by stop taking the good usernames reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the rest of the Cullens and Bella will play...truth or dare? Rewritten...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have a threesome by Helen-Marie reviews
it gets hot in a bar, and the girls become extremely excited...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
You need to shower by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Alice had to help Bella take showers? Well here is my mind's interpretation. Femmeslash Alice/Bella, set at the beginning of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,689 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Bella and Rosalie get REALLY Hot in an elevator by Helen-Marie reviews
Bella and Rosalie overcome thier deep-seated hatred of each other and have sex. In an elevator.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Bella and Alice's Lesbian Encounter! by Helen-Marie reviews
Its been going on for a while, now...and I don't think I can stop myself...would Edward ever forgive me for sleeping with Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Asymmetrical Lovemaking Revenge by Bloody Autumn reviews
Kid is trying to not care about the symmetry of his pillows, while Soul is getting irritated that the other isn't doing very good job at it. SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid
Bellice by Lesbian Vampire Killer reviews
Well, Its Bella and Alice. If you dont like it, dont read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Alice, Bella
Edward, Emmett, and Jasper: Up in Smoke by mistyhaze420 reviews
I just wanted to see what would happen if vampire’s used drugs. There is going to be drug use, foul language, lewd behavior, munchies, and good times. So enjoy and please rate! Rated M for fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Trafficking by lmbrtvll reviews
After managing to escape her abusive father Bella thinks her life is going to get better, but it's not. She has been sold into slavery as an unwilling prostitute.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,019 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doodles by Meemo1415 reviews
Alice finds a compromising doodle in one of Bella's binders. Sightly crack-ish. Bella/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Emmett's Neice by EmmyBoo reviews
What would the Cullens do if they found a long lost relative of Emmett? Bite her of course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Son of a Nutcracker! by chocolate coffee reviews
Contest entry for VegetarianxVampire. One-shot. Attempted humor. Sex Ed. is taking place at Fork's Highschool. What happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to pass the time? Includes hummus, Darth Vadar masks, and more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Party by Beautifully Malicious reviews
Alice is having a party, but Carlisle and Esme don't know. What trouble will they get into? Contains a naked Emmett, lesbian moments, gross make outs with Mike, Angela flirting with Edward and Emmett kisses Bella's chest. What fun partys are! Usual paring
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Emmett, What Are You Doing? by xxthatswhackxx reviews
A bunch of random one-shots about Emmett being Emmett. Random, I might add, is the key word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Emmett
Twilight IMing! by RunswithVampires123 reviews
Twilight IM-ing randomness! I already had someone read it and say it was hilarious, so no worries! INCLUDES RAINBOW SHIRTS, JONAS BROS, SISTA BOOS, SKITTLES AND AWESOMENESS! JUST READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Truth or Dare Alice style by SevenDayLoan reviews
the title explains it all. Truth or dare with the cullens plus jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Alice
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
50 Year Reunion by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
Edward never came back,but Victoria did.She turned Bella. Now, 50 years later, Bella works at a vampire nightclub. One night, 5 new vampires come in. What happens when they recognize her? Will Bella let the Cullens back into her life? Or has she moved on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Alice is bored one day and decides to recruit Esme and Rosalie to help her with a plan. Too bad Edward doesn't see it coming...ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward - Complete
Emmetts History by SparklieEdwardOmg reviews
Emmetts history lesson Funny R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Summertime by suck-this-human reviews
Alice takes control of the summer- and you never know what will happen then! ----LEMONS *warning* LEMONS daddyslittlecannibul is beta
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Outfits by Team-Edward3849 reviews
Emmett decideds he wants the cullens to play a game. In this game, everyone must wear a outfit emmett thinks matches their personality and then sing a song about it. EXB EmXR AXJ. Rate and Review. Set before BD. After Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Emmett
truth or dare cullen style by ESMeCuLLeN12 reviews
the cullen kids r left alone. carlisle and esme rnt there. so they deside to play truth or dare. CAUTION ABUSIVE LANGUAGE AND LEMONS i own nothing accept my idea :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/9/2009
Sneak Preview by Mistyrious Charades reviews
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club are you?" ... Or is he? Rated M for suggestive chapters. Please read & review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Discovery by Murder in the Dark reviews
Claire discovers the wonders of pleasure and Quil gives in to his hormonal needs. Lemon. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Beer, Pornstars, Sex and Tequila by iconicdoxi reviews
Bella wants one more human experience. She wants to get drunk. And she plans on doing so with or without Edwards approval, will the Cullens step up to help their little sister out? Obviously Emmett's in, but that's a given.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Time with Emmett by Sayuki-hime-no-Yumenohitsuzen reviews
What Emmett does in his spare time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Emmett
Jasper and Alice by SparklieEdwardOmg reviews
What happens when Jaspice is killed What does Emmett do to Mike
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Collection by emilyemilyemily reviews
just a collection of lemons which i feel don't really have a place in stories. review with new ideas for pairings please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Lifeless by dress up romance xx reviews
AU. Bella was kidnapped when she was five years old. From that point on, she has been forced to work as a sex slave. Everything before thislife has been completely forgotten. Fifteen years later, Bella is asked to 'service' Edward's 21st birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Another Boring Evening by xspraycheese reviews
Bella is left alone while the Cullens go hunting to another boring evening...or so she thinks. Oneshot, PWP. FEMSLASH. Alice/Rosalie/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Best Friends Turn Best Lovers by LydiaLuvsEmmett91 reviews
Bella has always liked Alice. What happens one nite when Bella sees Alice naked? What will happen? Read and find out. ! LEMONS! Read FEM SMUT. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
How To Annoy The Characters Of Twilight by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
The ultiamate list of ways to annoy our favorite charaters. Really funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Whisper in the Night by misscanteloupe reviews
“Are you scared?” She whispered softly. “No,” I uttered, and in an instant, the knot in the towel unraveled, falling to the floor in a messy heap. AU, Alice/Bella. Oneshot, lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
I Kissed a Girl by The Only Pancake reviews
I was bored. The song was on TV. I was talking to my dad about Twilight. heheh. This is a songfic, Alice/Bella. Extremly light lemon, nothing sexual at all. Pointless fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
100 things not to do in twilight by Hinotezeke reviews
Yep the twilight version of what not to do at hogwarts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Emmett gets bella drunk by GreekgodEdward reviews
Summary: Edward goes on a hunting trip to Canada with his family and leaves Emmett babysitting Bella, but what will happen when Emmett wants to have fun with her? rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
just another day with emmett cullen by ASDGJKLJKD reviews
emmett being emmett and how others deal with it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
In law we must fight with the Mustache guy by bella and alice reviews
Random stupid things Emmett does and wishes to do. Please read and Review it means a lot to here what you are thinking, for once I wish I was edward the guy who confines little kids to steel cages.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Emmett
The I Love Emmett Cullen Fan Club! by Bella's Bff reviews
Emmett decides to make his own fan club! For himself! So he recruits Bella's Bff to be his President! Randomness! YAY! Club is in need of members, so review and ask to join! It's that simple! Hurry and join or Emmett will be mad at me for lack of members!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Emmett
Surprise at Isle Esme by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Carlisle and Esme go on vacation to Isle Esme, only to find a broken bed and a house covered in feathers. T for sexual references. Esme POV. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Goodbye Mike by VampGrlz271 reviews
Mike attempts to get Bella away from Edward using beyond stupid and corny pick-up lines. Of course, it doesn't work. But why not read this anyway? :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
A RANDOM SCENE THE WEEK OF THE WEDDING by Dancingfanpire reviews
Just a random scene with Edward, Bella, and Alice planning a detail of the wedding. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Alice, Bella
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
Waning Moon by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Another story of what would happen if Bella was changed while Edward was gone in New Moon and her life after that. Takes place when Bella wakes up from her transformation. Please R&R! First fanfic. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Snack by Melancholy Ink Splatter reviews
Alice/Bella oneshot. Just something I needed to get out of my system. Bella and Alice find comfort in each other's arms one lonely night. But what happens when they are discovered? M for sex. Pretty short. Enjoy. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Spring Break at the Cullen House by xedwardxloverx reviews
It's Spring Break, and Carlisle and Esme have left the state. What does Alice have in store for everyone? There's a reason it's rated T--now rated M for chapters 3 and on. STORY NOW FINISHED! ;D JxA EmxR ExB fluff and lemons--slight OOC in that respect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
No by Nagisa-Aoi reviews
What the heck does Nagisa wanna do that Shizuma doesn't! Sucky Summary lol
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
The Joys of Fanfiction by intastella burst reviews
Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Victoria's Secret Secret by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
There on the front page was a picture of my dearest Isabella and Alice. Oh, Alice would have to explain this one for certain... :: Bella and Alice are shopping when Alice gets a vision that is too good to pass up. - Full summery inside. --NOW COMPLETE--
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
My Nagisa by Nagisa-Aoi reviews
Yuri,shoujo ai and a lemon and oneshot i think. Tamao finally gets to go out with Nagisa finally! What happens after their date...er..outing?
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Let's Talk about Periods by watchingtheworld reviews
It's another period day, and the Cullen women decide to talk about it in front of Bella, and in front of the guys. Poor Bella! Rated T for content.UPDATE! for those who are waiting for the masturbation story, just wait another week plz :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Tiffany Blue by Cullenista reviews
Tired of Emmett’s teasing, Edward dares him to play a prank on Rosalie involving diamonds. Emmett takes the dare because even though Rose will be mad, he suspects they will have a lot of fun making up. Another entry in the 55 word challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Illuminations by Measi reviews
Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. Author Unknown
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
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Balletomane reviews
Read inside. :3 DeathTheKidxOC
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Death The Kid
Scared and Cold reviews
Alice is going to the asylum but how does she feel?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice
Christmas Is Crazy With The Cullens reviews
Emmett and black Friday? Oh no! Whatever shall we do? Sit back and eat some popcorn, I guess. RxR One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Ewok Adventure
A cute little one-shot about and Ewok named Wicket.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
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