Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars, Twilight, and Soul Eater.
Hey, My name is Claire the Doctor's Assistant. I am addicted to the Doctor Who, and anime, and vocaloids. I love sweet things and sugar:D. Most of us do! GO TEAM ALICE!! I'm also totally TEAM KID!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is going into 3 seperate doctors' offices and noting that they all have cool clocks. Crazy is when you bite people and scream for no exact reason. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
I Bolded the ones that applied to me. If you hate stereotypes(sp?) Copy and paste.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics or Fanfiction, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(I've been drinking my own blood since I was little! And it isn't because of Twilight!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I VOTED FOR JOHN MCCAIN, so I MUST be racist
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
I'm FLAT CHESTED, so I MUST be MALE
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
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Personality: Cute, nice, crazy, nerdy, hyper, caffinated, know-it-all, smart beyond my years, and a bit bossy
Obsessions/Likes/Loves: Anime, Soul Eater, Vocaloids Star Wars, Sugar and candy, myself, Harry Potter, books, FF, friends, internet, books
I hate Flames. I don't do them so you shouldn't either.
I love reviews. They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
"The butt is black!"-My sister(AN: Inside joke)
Quick! Number your 12 favorite anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions! (*sigh* I'm still early on my list. I just started anime, bear with me.)
1.) Death The Kid
Now answer the questions…
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No... Medusa Liz? Weird...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I think she's a bit sexy. Sure.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Death got Excalibur preggo? Isssssues.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Lots, actually.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Blair and Medusa? Ehh. o.o
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Soul/Liz or Soul/Death? If I had to chose, it would be Soul/Liz...
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Maka walking in on Death and Blair having sex? O.o
8) What would happen in a Three/Eleven Fanfic? It would be about Duck and Liz being besties fershure.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? That would be awkward... Excalibur and Soul? o.o
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Love and Ache (sucks I know...)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One? Rue seduce Death the Kid? mmm sexy. :D But it's easy for Rue, she's the sex. D: I WANT KID TO MAHSELF.
12) Which partner for Three? For Duck? Not sure what you mean.
13) How would you draw Eleven? Like this...
14) Would you write Two/Four/Five? Blair/Rue/Soul? Yum maybe. :D
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? RAPE! She's pretty young you know.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm not sure.. Excalibur is a magical sword.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kid/Medusa/Death? WARNING. Incest.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Patty on Blair? O.o Not sure...
19) If Four was pregnant, who would you suspect to be the father? Rue? On this list? No one.
20) If One saw Six curled up in a corner crying, what would they do? Kid sees Medusa crying? He would kill her. Medusa is an issue and she would be weak.
21) If 1 had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do? Have fun! Kid on caffine would be hilarious.
22) If you caught Three and Nine in a closet together, you would: Ahiru and Black*Star? I would freak and run.
23) By the way, I set you up on a date with Eight. *sigh* If only it was one...
1 woke you up in the middle of the night? If Kid woke me up in the middle of the night, I woould think it was a dream.
Number 2 asked you to go out with her? Wait... Blair's bi? O.o
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Ahiru? She probably just wanted to know some girl advice.
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Rue's marrying Black*Star! WHATTHEHALE!
5 cooked you dinner? Soul is such a sweetheart. Mmm. :)
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Medusa is sleeping? Leaving her gaurd down?! O.o
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Maka is related to me? Hm. i can see how. We're both crazy lunatic stalkers.
8 got into the hospital somehow? Excalibur can get hurt!?
9 made fun of your friends? Black*Star WOULD do something like that.
10 ignored you all the time? Patty? I thought we were friends... D:
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Kid will beast them with his epic powers! xD
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Blair will pole dance to get money to fix it.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?Ahiru will help me with ballet. ]
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Rue will be calm and get help.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? Soul will tell me that it's uncool.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? I'm going to marry Patty. Medusa won't care.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Maka will watch movies and eat chocolate with me. :D
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Excalibur can't...
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Black*Star will scream at me to be like him: a God. xD
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Patty will think about giraffes and worry about me.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? CUZ KID IS SO EFFIN SEXY.
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? BLAIR AND BLACK*STAR?! WHAT DID I MISS?!
You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along? I think they will! Ahiru is so sweet.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? RUE ALSO LOVES BLACK*STAR?! It means the world is fucked, my friends.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Soul and Medusa? Oh hale no.
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do? Medusa? A player? O.o
You had a haircut and 11 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Liz is jealous... hahaha...
Number 12 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend (or a girlfriend xD). What will you tell him/her? He doesn't need one. HE'S DEATH.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Black*Star+bagel+me=bad. So no.
1 offers you a CD. Considereing his/her tastes, do you listen to it? Of course! I totes trust him.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 11 feel about this? Liz doesn't care because she doesn't know Blair that well. But, Blair+emo=O.O
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay? A long time. It's Patty, and she loves Chuck E' Cheeses.
3 told 6 (he/)she started her period. Ahiru told Medusa? O.o Never happening.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Rue slaps Black*Star with a fish for going out with Maka? Um...
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Soul, do we need to talk...? o_O
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he/she do? Medusa cusses Blair out in German? They know each other? And Ahiru probably was just like what am I doing in a bush?
7 got high. Maka...high? O.o lololol
8 reads your fanfiction and complains. What is it about? Excalibur thinks too much Twilight. And I agree.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he/she spills soda all over him? Black*Star proclaims he's god, while Kid freaks out about symmetry.
11 starts working at a bar.. Liz is old enough. *shrug*
1 comes in and tells you (he)she's pregnant from 2. KID?! PREGNANT?! BLAIRS BABY?!
1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? I'm too asymmetrical. *sigh* But I love Kid.
2 is in love with 4, he/she confesses. How does 4 respond? Blair loves Rue? Rue is like ...
3 is a drug addict. What do you do? Ahiru turns to drugs? *sigh* Too bad...
4 kisses 8. What's your reaction? RUE KISSES EXCALIBUR WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD!
5 wants to go to the mall. What is he going to buy from there? More epic clothes and color contacts. Souls eyes are naturally blue. :3
6 kisses your boyfriend/girlfriend. What do you do? MEDUSA. GOD. O.O *dies*
12 is missing. Where do you go to look for him/her? The window...
8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring? Excalibur needs no tutoring.
9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say? Oh, Black*Star...
10 hates you. Why? Patty DOESN'T.
1 gives you a teddy bear. Why? Cuz he loves me. And I'm awesomesauce.
2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do? BLAIR AND MEDUSA DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER. :O
3 ate 11. What's your reaction? Oh, Ahiru.. and poor Liz. It's always the most innocent...
4 died. How? Rue died of falling over while performing.
5 turns invisible. What does he/she do to you? Soul sneaks up on me. :D
6 loses his memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to her? Medusa, welcome to the DWMA. ]
12 is having his/her baby today! What's her/his name? Uhm, Death already had Kid...
8 is a pervert. He's coming right at you. What do you do? Excalibur? O.O *screams RAPE*
9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him/her up? Black*Star's ego is too big to be broken up with.
10 broke up with 9. What do you do? Patty? Black*Star? When did this happen?
What A Book Is:
A lot of people think they know what a book is. In reality, not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're bored; it's not something you were forced to read for a school book report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's something that can make you laugh on your worst day over something that is not even relativly funny. It's something that you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how much you scream). It's something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, 'this is the last page and then I'll put it down', you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, whether you're black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some people don't know what a book is even though you have your whole life.
If fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox petrelli heiress,Xelly-chan, Animeaddict411,xXanimeluver15Xx, lovingnori707,Rin Winters, Wolfsbane706, Claire the Doctor's Assistant
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you love SoulxMaka, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am worse than evil...I am the author!!
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
If you think Soul and Maka would make pretty children, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Fire purifies. If you agree, copy/paste this onto your own profile and spread the flames.
The You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...
1. You head to the library every second day to find another manga
Took the test.
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