Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Outsiders, and Naruto.
name: Jayde (pronounced like Jade...it's never pronounced right) and I'm not telling you my last name.
Favorite things is stories: FemSasuXNaru, Parental kakashi and Sasuke, Pretty much any angst that centers Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, or Kakashi in Naruto. And yes I am open to the whole they're gay thing (as long as the pairing makes sense).It pretty much has to be either REALLY funny or REALLY sad or a combo...I hate when people just blab...and blab...and blab and then someone dies...and then they blab somemore.
Where I live (why not?): Idaho (I know...ewww), in the USA (obviously) and no I'm not that stupid I'm not telling you the town name
So, here's the thing ALL of my stories are on hold for the moment. My laptop crashed a while ago, and I haven't gotten it fixed yet. With that laptop went all of the plot lines for my stories. I may release some oneshots in the meantime, but don't expect anything big or wonderful.
Thoughts on Gay Marriage!
1.) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2.) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their own pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
if several inanimate objects hate you copy this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this on you profile if you like bagels.
if you think that the kids in the the Trix commercial should just give the freakin stuff to the rabbit copy this to your profile.
put this on your profile if you didn't know that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star has the same tune.if you just sang it to make sure, put this on your profile.
if you have ever fallen up stairs put this on your profile...
Favorite Quotes & Sayings!!
It's funny how day to day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
We're so cool ice cubes are jelouse!
by the time you read this you've already read it
It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the pieces
I run with scissors they make me feel dangorous.
A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need
Arms are for hugging.
I'm the girl that can
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces
I'm more confused than a
my life questions: Who invented words? Why do tacos taste SO good? Why are our skin the color it is why not orange or purple (same thing for hair)? If school is so smart why do grades skip E? Why are bees so scary? Who says that things have to be spelt the way they are?
Okay I would like to say right now that I do tend to update certain stories faster and I usually get ahead of myself and thing up ideas for several other stories while writing these, so some will be rarely updated.