Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
okay, the story challenge is towards the bottom. sorry! i really needed to put some important stuff at the top!
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Hey all! I just wanted to say this; I hereby issue a challenge to all writers out there. My challenge: write a Naruto fan fiction involving AT LEAST Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Lee, Kiba and Akamaru, Gaara, Kankuro and Choji. Here’s the rules:
1.The above mentioned (and others, if the writer desires.) must break out of jail. They got into jail for trying to save a bunch of people and causing a good deal of damage at the same time.
2.The story MUST BE FUNNY! Make it hilarious! You want unexpected ironic twists, something that makes people laugh!
3.NO CHARACTER DEATHS! Now I’m serious about this one. The story can’t be funny if you kill one of the good guys.
4.HAVE FUN! The whole point of this challenge is to get some funny, well-written stories out there! If you, the author, isn’t having fun, then why write the story in the first place?
Other then those four rules, you can go about the story however way you like! Here’s a great example of this challenge (note, this isn’t my story. This was written by crazy novelist-san.):
JD Break Out!
Naruto was relatively surprised that even though there was only one poor excuse for window in their cell it lit the room pretty well. Yes, Naruto was in a cell. No, he wasn't the only one in that cell; and no, they didn’t plan to stay there forever. To think that stone walls were enough to hold eight shinobi was laughable, but whoever threw them in there in the first place wasn't that intelligent to begin with. Sure they had caused some accidental injuries and damage to public property, but really hadn't they done a good thing despite all the resulting destruction?
Now they were behind bars, bad news. So were the real criminals, good news. The idiots they had arrested in the first place were in the same prison as they were, worse news. The idiots in that prison weren't stupid enough to try and get revenge despite the fact that they were still technically children, good news. All in all, the entire situation still ended up sucking.
And it wasn't even as though Naruto and the rest of his fellow jailbirds hadn't tried to protect the civilians that were on the scene either. Quite the opposite, if they hadn't bothered protecting them none of them would have sustained injuries. Sasuke had a burn on his forehead from where he inadvertently stepped into the path of a gun that had just been fired in order to stop one of the crazy men with a knife from killing the frantic woman he was threatening. And he had a cut on his arm from where said maniac with the knife stabbed him instead of said screaming woman.
If Naruto had been in all the places his Kage-bushin had been all at the same time there was no doubt he would have died, Kyuubi or no Kyuubi. As it was he managed to have been shot twice in the left arm, both times only grazing him. Gaara got a small cut on his right hand, but only because his chakra had been running low and his sand shielding was slipping. Neji looked like he was the most hurt of all but it was only the bandages he wore typically that adorned his body. The rest of them made it out unscathed, though Kiba was suffering from a case of wounded pride. Because their opponents were using guns Kiba and Akamaru were rendered all but useless because the gunfire was too painful for their sensitive ears. It was still debatable as to whether or not it had been a good thing that Chouji had chosen that particular location to find a decent restaurant.
On the one hand they defused a hostage situation with no casualties on either side. On the other because of their display and because some idiot got shot because of friendly fire, they were put in prison. And the shinobi knew it had been due to friendly fire too, because both Neji and Sasuke had seen it while their Kekkei Genkai's were activated. Not that anyone believed them… currently they were supposed to be waiting for their day in court but after a few hours in jail Neji voiced aloud his disgust and it was unanimously decided that they would be getting out of there as soon as humanly possible. And the sooner the better as far as Chouji was concerned, the food was terrible! Lee was wary about trying to break out but even Shikamaru got quickly bored of the place. So on the third day or so of their imprisonment Shikamaru had already procured cigarettes somehow, and Neji and Kiba managed to steal back their confiscated exploding charms as well as Akamaru. It would possibly have been simpler for Lee to use his exceptional taijutsu on their cell walls but Lee still had his misgivings about escaping.
Naruto paced up and down their cell as he tried with all his might to pick the last if his almost inedible breakfast out of his teeth with the toothpick he took from the cafeteria. Sasuke lay sprawled on one side of the cell on the stone slabs on either side of the cell walls. Akamaru lay next to him, asleep on his back. On the far end of their cell Shikamaru was applying a generous amount of exploding charms to the wall, opposite of Sasuke Neji sat with the remainder of exploding charms. Next to him Gaara lay staring absently at the ceiling one hand and one foot in the air, what could you say? He was bored. Kiba was currently throttling Lee for making a stupid comment. From what Naruto paid attention to Lee had said that they shouldn't try to escape because they could get thrown in jail for it. It didn't take long for Kiba to, loudly, point out that they already were in jail and such things were thereby pointless to think about.
Chouji was currently in the nurse's office getting something for his stomach, not only was the food provided horrible but when you ate enough of it, like Chouji did, you would get seriously sick. But it provided with a rather convenient distraction so only Chouji complained. As soon as Chouji got back they would blow the back wall and use their famous Shinobi speed and hightail it out of there. But first they would have to find new clothes, not all of them were as good as Naruto at pulling off and entirely orange outfit.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's impolite.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say, "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Try to half-heartedly comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE FRIENDS: say what you want to hear
REAL FRIENDS: tell you the truth, even if it hurts.
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will console you when the person you like rejects you
REAL FRIENDS: Will march right up to that person and ask "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
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