Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Teen Titans, Secret Saturdays, Young Justice, Justice League, and Code Lyoko.
Hey this is Anticsareme. Some of you may know me as Unices's Squirrel Girl. But here I am just Anticsareme. I love writing and reading stories online.
But here's a challenge for you. Write a story with this Concept, Kid Zoom.
1. Your real name: Susanna
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Anxansus
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Susizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Razmataz raccoon
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Michelle Chandler
Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Lausu
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, favdrink): Ash sprite
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Heather Alan
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Beibei
7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Honeycrisp life
8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Razmataz bandana
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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*he who can, does. he who can't,teaches* -unknown
Got a problem with me? Solve it
Things not to give me:
Chocolate Nut Butters-Emo
Bombs-Chuck Norris becomes my plumber
My band-Randomness on Crack
Squirrel Meat-I die
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
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MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff
Are you tired of those
1. When you are sad,
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
Will take you far. But,
are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
Ways to make sure you're insane:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
6. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
9. Sing along at the opera.
10 .Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
11 .Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
12 .When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
13 .When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
Jack Sparrow: (to Barbossa) Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: (Describing Will to the cannibal villagers) Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip.
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique.
Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
"Up is down"? Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!
Jack Sparrow: William, have you noticed something? Or rather, something that's not there to be noticed?
Good Friend VS Best Friend
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run hoe, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
Okay, for any author who has been told they shouldn't write a story just because they put in don't like don't read. For a person who is told they shouldn't write a story about something they really like. Because it shows you don't respect the show or book. Uh think for a minute. If you don't like that kind of stuff, what are you doing here?
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
Flames will be used to roast marshmallows, roast wenies and make smores... Possibly given to Kiba and Akamaru, Wally, Mas, Menos,Ikimono-ko and Chouji. Roasted veggies go to Zak and Beast boy.
My chapters are always short so NO COMPLAINING!
Nobody owns me because I own me.
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