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Author has written 19 stories for Twilight.

1) INIQUITOUS: (summary) The road to Hell is often paved with good intentions. Is the road to Heaven paved with sins? A darker tale of love, wolves and monsters. JxB. This story does not currently reside anywhere online.

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New Phase of the Moon by notashamedtobe reviews
I want Jacob and Bella. Simple as that. I am finally, finally working on finishing this story so I have decided to repost it. Thanks for your patience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Sublimation by sfiddy reviews
Jacob and Bella fall in love, delaying the phase, but the pack has to fight the danger lurking in shadow. Bella finds the strength to grow, and mends the damage done to her relationship with Charlie. Wolf-centric, Cullen friendly. Rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 211,660 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Unexplained connection by Daniel'smummy reviews
Bella and Jake struggle with an unusual imprinting, but it is only the start of Jake's discoveries. Soon a tangled web of secrets threatens to seperate him from his pack and push him into an uneasy allegiance to keep Bella safe from harm. Now complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 167,214 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Metacrack by Bragi151 reviews
A two part fic featuring much hilarity and stupidity. And Edward dieing. A lot. Dedicated to the four authors so named and not described within the bounds of this fic. This is stupid humor because I can. Enter at your own peril.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jacob, Percy J.
Tribal Daddy OUTTAKES by jul5857 reviews
This is where you'll find all the fun, extreme lemons and chapters that didn't quite make it into the real Tribal Daddy story. Enjoy! NOTE: Other authors may contribute to this section.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Can Time Heal All Wounds? by ExquisitelyUgly reviews
Set after the cliff dive in New Moon. Alice doesn't return. Bella decides to further her relationship with Jake and try to move on with her life after Edward. Will she find the strength to deal with her past hurts? Will she find the love she deserves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 196,551 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Where Puppies Grow by JosieSwan reviews
Bella Swan learns Jacob Black is a werewolf, but Embry Call imprints on her. What happens when a narcoleptic werewolf falls in love? AU, Crackfic, oneshot, OOC Bella/Embry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Embry - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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Justified reviews
Millions of people are homeless and stare longingly from the outside, in. When a werewolf finds his imprint in the last place to be expected, how many social abnormalites does he have to justify to make it work? A/U sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,993 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Paul
Limn reviews
"...And the lingerie. It would be black. She always wore black lace..." 500 word drabble for the prompt 'Here we go again'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Paul - Complete
Cut Out Clouds reviews
If Jacob can't have Bella, no one can. An Eclipse turn of events fueled by a fable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fragmented Lauds reviews
Sometimes the most courageous thing a person can do is realize that reality is the blackest hole they will ever encounter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Orbit reviews
500 word drabble for the prompt 'She had a feeling they weren't finished with her yet' combined with the undisclosed sub-challenge of writing a guttural lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Bella - Complete
Stalkerholm Syndrome reviews
The DSM-V defines the condition as: Females who have been caught in the enthrallment and dazzlement of laughable monsters. In other words, Bella Swan is completely messed in the head. Not really, people. This is a retelling of Twilight, condensed, minus the boring stuff and wholly crack-licious. Like a Tootsie-Pop, it takes awhile to get to the wolfy center goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Bella, Jacob
WIcked Little Things reviews
Honor, greed, love, trust, envy, desire, want, responsibility, coveting, wrath… any of which are fueled by both the heart and mind. How can a person survive through any of them when determination is the pilot? Beta'd by ShadowPast620.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,517 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Ineffable reviews
"If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.." Quil wadded up the ad. "Obviously, they don't know La Push," he told Bella. "Or the magic of werewolves. Can I interest you in a lime?" Crack-print ahead!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Quil Jr.
There's an 'I' in 'Irony' reviews
"...roughly, he pushed her against the hood of the car, tools forgotten and puzzled frowns marring their features..." Bella and Jake, hopelessly locked in the minds of the creative. Is there an explantion, and if so, does any one care?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Never Take Chrysanthemums From Stamens reviews
Communication is the key to any good relationship; too bad no one told Jacob that applied to fatherhood as well. Join our favorite naive couple in the fine art of child-rearing! Gratuitous plants may be involved as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fate's Idea of Fun reviews
A J&B romance that throws all etiquette into the bonfire! Warning: Do not eat, drink or smoke while reading. Failure to comply could result in hazardous choking or burning. A fic for those who have a sense of humor. Beta'd by blueboarderchick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 165,027 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Hazard 22 reviews
Had Jacob known then, it might not have happened. The problem was, Jacob couldn't remember how to fix the errors; it was never his choice to begin with. Jacob's mind knew that, but the soul rules the heart...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Hey! Wanna Play? reviews
"Jake that's not going to fit!" Virgins usually can't handle geometery without a little hands on experience. A series of one-shots by different authors. Rated M for language only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Meow Myth reviews
Side story to "Fate's Idea of Fun". Even little, innocent Van has a story tell and he has.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Vicis reviews
Jacob struggles with life, never giving up on his love for Bella. "She's going to get better doc, I know it."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
One Lump or Two? reviews
A drabble for a tea contest. The summary is vague. If you're lost, I highly recommend you just don't read. No tea was harmed in any way while writing this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Misfits & Mistletoe reviews
Spirit journeys are mystical and rare. However, they aren't always what they seem. A Christmas tale you won't ever forget! Probably not even with bleach.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Seth - Complete
Madness Has No Method reviews
Imprinting is always rainbows and sunshine for the wolf it happens to. Unfortunately, the rest of the pack doesn't think so.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Grapes of Rage reviews
Edward a vampire? Not exactly. Rated M because you need to possess a maturity to even begin to understand. :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
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