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Joined 05-25-09, id: 1946180, Profile Updated: 09-07-11
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

I know, I know, it's been a long time, but I'm back. What's going on with my stories? Haunted is currently on hiatus, as is Eyes Wide Shut. Benson Hall WILL be completed, but I need to do some soul searching before that can be done. I'm looking to update somewhere around the end of September/beginning of October. I thank everyone for their constant support and understanding.

My newer stuff will be completed and hopefully updated weekly. I am currently in my seventh month of pregnancy, so we'll see how long my little guy holds out. :)

I only write M rated stuff, so please, if you are not at least 18 yrs. old do not read my stories. It's going to get to the point where FF won't allow M rated content and for writers like myself, that means no more FF.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,637 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Sometimes marriage can be more like a business agreement. Broke college student Bella and her best friend's Lawyer brother, Edward, have come up with just that. A business agreement to make life easier for them both. First comes marriage, then comes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,763 - Reviews: 4861 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 5,785 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Red by BreezyBree reviews
What if you woke up to a world, where fantasy was fact? A world where the stories are as much legend as they are reality? This is 'Little Red Riding Hood' with a "Delena-style" twist. Character names and other pieces adapted from TVD. I do not own them.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
All Together Different by KristALchelle reviews
Instead of jumping off the cliff, Bella jumps head first into a brand new life. Five years later, tragedy brings the Cullen family back to Forks to help pick up the pieces of a shattered heart. Angsty. AU Initial Jake/Bella, eventual Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,805 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Anger Management by wearenotgods reviews
Bonnie's works through her anger issues. Damon helps her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,067 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,040 - Follows: 8,312 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Potion Number 9 by BloodNocturne reviews
Subtitled: Five Ways in which Bonnie Bennett's Love Spell Has Unforeseen Consequences. What happens when a girl who's been good all of her life, decides to take a walk on the wild side? WARNING: girl on girl/group/and just ridiculous amounts of sex.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bonnie B.
Tear the World Down by IsisIzabel reviews
Bonnie/Damon fic; Bonnie and Damon have to put aside their differences to help stop a common enemy. Spoilers through the season 1 finale.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,487 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gateway to the Rockies by NCChris reviews
Peter has just been surviving for the last two years. Will moving to Denver to live with Jasper and the rest of the crew help him to move on? Will he meet someone that will pull him back from the edge? AH, non-canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,290 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Reason to Exist by cullen818 reviews
Set directly after Jasper's chapter in Eclipse. Jasper is falling for Bella, but can she reciprocate after learning about his past? Was a o/s, now a full fic. These are the ramifications of B/J's night together. Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,723 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Need You Now by addictedtotwilight79 reviews
When Emmett comes home from work, what he sees causes feelings to surface that he never knew he had. What will happen when he acts on those feelings? How will his life change? AH OOC POLYSLASH, Rated hard M for language and big fat lemons. EmxEdxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,829 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bella Swan Guide to Getting Your Life Back by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
I'm not going to sit around and wait for him to come back. I've got plans. I've got a method. I'm Bella Swan, and I'm taking my life back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Alpha Fail by lifelesslyndsey reviews
La Push is vampire free, leaving seven teenage werewolves and there alpha nothing to do! What happens when Sam imprints on his Beta's broken leech loving best friend? Alpha Win or Alpha Fail? Looks like Sam isn't so tough after all. N/C SamXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,989 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam, Bella - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8664 - Favs: 5,329 - Follows: 5,067 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
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My Real Fake Life reviews
Bella Swan and nearly everyone she knows live double lives. What happens when online and real life mix, and Bella's left wanting more? A tale about online friendship and love, told through tweets, chat, and Skype. M for not so real sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Benson Hall reviews
The admin made a mistake and stuck Bella in a coed dorm. What will happen when she meets her Star Wars loving, D&D playing, bookworm roommate Jasper? Now a multi chapter fic! AH/OOC/Rated M for graphic language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,001 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Eyes Wide Shut reviews
"No one ever said love was easy, Bella." "No, but I never thought it could hurt this much." Bella and Edward meet through a mutual friend and before long become friends themselves. Eventually all canon/AH/Angsty Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Haunted reviews
Set three years after Edward left Bella. Jasper, abandoned by the Cullen's comes across a familiar scent. Now a human drinker will he be able to resist killing his brothers one true love? J/B, AU New Moon, OOC, Rated M for graphic language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Unbreakable Road reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Forbidden Path reviews
When Bella makes a trip to Alaska to meet the Denali's what she finds isn't what she was expecting. Alternate New Moon. J/B OOC Rated M for lemons and graphic language.FGB o/s collab with Kitty Cullen-03
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,249 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Baby Got Badunk reviews
Why is Emmett McCarty fondling Bella Swan's biscuits? What has Jasper Hale so obsessed? My entry for the WORST STORY EVER contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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