Napoleon Clocks
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Joined 05-25-09, id: 1946482, Profile Updated: 05-29-09
Author has written 7 stories for Final Fantasy X, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Left 4 Dead.

Hello, people of the fanfiction world!

Okay, I'm hyper.

Well, um, you can call me Jesse.

My favorite color's blue.

I'm sixteen.

And I really suck at writing about-me-s, so please just ignore this and enjoy what you read.

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Dear You Smile by Jane Poirot reviews
A fan made version of Dear You revolving around a certain witch's feelings for Battler.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Beatrice, Battler U.] - Complete
The Red Text Never Lies by Jane Poirot reviews
Beatrice gives Battler a little lesson in always trusting the red text.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Battler U., Beatrice] - Complete
M or F? by Hyperthia reviews
Edward has a very interesting question for Trisha...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Cold by The Last Letter reviews
Seeley Booth woke up cold. B/B
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Ballroom of Hell by Sutarisu Chan reviews
It was amazing how the pair could manage to dance with all the blood and chaos that surrounded them. Poem.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Battler U., Beatrice - Complete
Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here by StormAlchemist677 reviews
Central is not what it seems in daylight, bear witness to a terrifying and unexplainable journey to the depths of hell. Heavily influenced by Stephen King and Lovecraft don't like horror weirdness don't read. NO YAOI! rating may go up due to language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Jean H., Edward E.
Brother by Jayne Foyer reviews
-"Sometimes I hate you. I realize you know this." A poem from Alphonse's point of view, about everything his brother is doing and has done.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Counting Raindrops by Mird reviews
Scrapped oneshot, little!Ed and Al, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Weave, weave the sunlight in your hair by Julia G.D reviews
Roy, about to become Fuhrer, reminisces about Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
An Ode to the Devil's Panties by MawOfCharybdis reviews
Kimbley had found his heaven. Kim/Arc. Kimbley-centric. Crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kimbley - Complete
The Sword That Brings Judgment by Drk Knght reviews
His skills with the sword were unparalleled… Using the one thing that he excelled at, Kenshin Himura unleashed his sword of judgment upon those selected and corrupted bureaucrats in order to bring about the birth of the Meji Restoration.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Battousai - Complete
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
What is? by The All Knowing Ferret reviews
The Questions a little girl asks three people close to her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Elysia H., Edward E.
Uneraseable Memories by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Edward Elric wouldn’t be able to recall those nights immediately following his prosthetics surgery. His father, however, would never forget. HOHENHEIM AND EDWARD DRABBLE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward E., Hohenheim - Complete
Land Among the Stars by KyuRyu
A short little drabble from the beginning of the movie, randomly inspired by....something. Has one MAIN spoiler, but other than that nothing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Another Night by RoseCrystal reviews
A little piece written of Kenshin during his hitokiri days.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Battousai, Kenshin - Complete
Hitokiri by SiriusFan13 reviews
What does it take to be a hitokiri? What does it take to kill?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Tomoe, Battousai - Complete
Ephemeris by Mikkeneko reviews
Alfons Heiderich has always been a rational man, which is what makes this stranger, Edward, so much more fascinating. Mild HeiderichEdward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2007 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Talking With Ghosts by em-witchwood reviews
Out of all of them, she was probably the only one that didn’t regret all the things she had never said to him, because she’d said all that she wanted. [post series RizaEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Riza H., Edward E. - Complete
Rendezvous by Lone.L reviews
Oneshot. Under the dense foilage on a peaceful afternoon, she approaches him with the stream as her background. When they are brought together under such a setting, the product of the rendezvous is slightly transient, but truly heartfelt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Edward E., Lust - Complete
Roy Mustang Hyperforce Hello, Jello by Hurricane Shirnen reviews
The army goes insane for a while. Then Barry bursts in with a startling announcement.... (Rated PG for Armstrong)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005
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A Godless World reviews
I have not come this far to die now. Nick/Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Welcome to the Family reviews
In which Nick and Ellis are brothers and Rochelle and Coach are their parents. Inspired by a conversation with a friend. Short R&R
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
In Which There Are Strangers reviews
You can't miss something you don't remember. Alternate ending to the anime. Read and Review. Currently, there're no pairings. No specific genre.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward E.
Firefly reviews
A drabble of Winry and Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Shortest Straw reviews
Edward Elric has decided that he has the worst goddamn luck in all of Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E.
Just This Once reviews
Just this once, he'd let Havoc have the girl. Fem!Ed, EdxHavoc, onesided RoyxEd. Not as bad as it sounds, I hope.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Walk These Roads reviews
Through Spira's eyes. A character sketch of sorts. A drabble.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete