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Joined 05-25-09, id: 1946489, Profile Updated: 02-11-13
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

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Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tuesdays with YogaGal by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
A collection of various collabs with YogaGal. Some are o/s, others drabbles, and others...well, they almost defy description. Rated M for adult situations of the lemony variety. oh, and yeah, there'll probably be some slash. Duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,631 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Path to Absolution by rmhale reviews
Sequel to A Kiss Before I Say Goodbye for FGB. Edward begins a path to self-discovery that will hopefully lead him back to the one he has loved all along. Edward/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Dear Agony by TwiBoy reviews
Emmett suffered a staggering loss following a car wreck. He struggles to heal and find closure with the help of the last person that he thinks would give it. Entry for the Black Balloon Contest. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Emmett
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Show Me Yours by TwiBoy reviews
Edward and Jasper decide to spice up their sex life with a little online fun, but you never really know who's watching...A collab with Yogagal, this was our entry for the In The Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
I'm not an Angel by rmhale reviews
Jasper's eye is caught by the beautiful raven-haired boy across the room. In a world of music, sex and perpetual travel...is there room for anything or anyone else? When is comfortable not enough anymore? O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Major Changes by SubtlePen reviews
Flirting with what he thinks is a stranger online, Edward discovers that life is short, and he's already wasted too much of it. Rated M. Mystery pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday Riley by TwiBoy reviews
It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Riley - Complete
A Night in Vienna by Zigster reviews
Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
When Strikers Collide by rmhale reviews
When Jasper goes head to head with the new striker from Spain, he has to decide what is more important...what everyone else thinks or his own happiness. Written for the girl I love the most, OnTheTurningAway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Kiss Before I Say Goodbye by rmhale reviews
There is nothing harder in life than saying goodbye to the one you love. Edward and Jasper. JPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Geek, The Gube, and The Basement by TwiBoy reviews
Alice is hosting a Criminal Minds marathon, and Jasper's a little flustered when he learns that his crush will be attending. Awkward, slashy fun ensues. Written for Yogagal's birthday. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2010
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Bronze Prince by TwiBoy reviews
Where one would think he gave me death by taking away my humanity, I knew the exact opposite; that he gave me life. -- Vamps AU OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Beautiful Distraction by TwiBoy reviews
Edward is driven to complete distraction after running into Seth Clearwater. Entry for the Divirginizing Edward contest. AH/OOC Rated M Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
The Rabbit by Zigster reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash one-shot contest. Jasper is a cardsharp who knows his strengths and never lets down his guard. Edward is the rabbit that gets paired with him for a one-on-one game of cards. You decide who gets played.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
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Going the Distance reviews
The one where Jasper is a hotshot NASCAR driver, has a hawt cheerleader, and a pit boss who has a 'stache made of win (I don't care what Jasper says).
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
What I Failed to Realize reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Santa Baby reviews
Jasper gets roped into bringing his kid sister to see Santa Clause and is shocked to find Edward Cullen playing the role of the jolly elf. After making an inappropriate request, embarrassment, stripping, and more embarrassment ensues. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Let It Be Me reviews
Edward is a lonesome outcast. Jasper wants to be the friend he so desperately needs. What will Edward want when he discovers that Jasper isn't quite human? Contribution to Japan Tsunami Relief Effort. VAMP/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Angel reviews
Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Seeing Things reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Replacement reviews
Emmett is a closeted Calvin Klein model. Slashy bathroom times and food fights ensue after PA, Jasper, gets pulled in to join Emmett's photoshoot. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Teacher's Pet reviews
Jasper Whitlock decides he's going to do whatever he can to get Professor Cullen's attention.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Need an Excuse reviews
When a prank goes awry, Jasper gets trapped in a closet with Edward, the best friend he has been secretly crushing on. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Show Me reviews
A continuation of Louder Than Words. Edward returns from a week-long job conference and has come to an inportant conclusion in his relationship with Jasper. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Louder Than Words reviews
Following a difficult break-up, Edward meets Jasper at a coffee shop, where he discovers what he's been missing all along. AH/OOC Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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