Author has written 9 stories for CSI: Miami, and NCIS.
Name: Callum =)
Sexual Orientation: This will end up being obvious from the pairings in my fanfics, but I'm gay
Originally From: Bucharest (that's the capital of Romania, for those of you who don't know). I lived there until I was four and then my dad took me to live where I live now.
Fave Band: GREEN DAY!!
Fave Shows: Lie To Me, House, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, CSI, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles
Commonly seen doing: Listening to my iPod, writing in one of a billion notebooks, washing my hands (52 times a day at the least. No, I'm not kidding), playing a random sport, drawing, organizing/cleaning, running around in circles singing a random song (no, I'm not kidding).
Current fave way to annoy people: Poke them. Constantly.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. Because of that, Caden likes to think that I have a history of taking off my shirt. LOL :D
I write slash primarily but not exclusively. I write mainly stuff that nobody has ever heard of probably : ).
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a hyper ball of fluff!! I usually write and read slash, but I don't mind reading/writing het either. Also, I heart smiley faces!! =)
((((I'M A SMART ASS AND DAMNED PROUD OF IT!))))
For some reason, I get nearly as upset about TV characters getting hurt as I do my friends... I'm a strange cookie monster
PROPS TO MY HOME BOY (hahahaha shut up Cade) LEÓN FOR THE TITLE BURN!
Don't laugh at me cuz I'm OCD!
I might continue Wherever You Will Go, but I might need some more prodding so it could take a while.
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's/father's middle name):
1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nope
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Not for the last five years.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Reese's Puffs
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yeah, I suppose.
15. RED OR PINK? Red.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My mum and my half-brother Tyler
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Barefoot with grey-ish jeans.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Gabe
26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH? MMA
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Nightmare Before Christmas
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Can't I have both?
42. FAVOURITE SOUND? Too many, I think...
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If you think it's weird that the only thing Mark does to fix Maureen's sound equipment is press a button, when Joanne, who is a very smart lawyer, PROBABLY would have been able to figure it out herself given time, or at least would have totally over-payed that engineer, copy this into your profile
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If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile
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If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're obsessed with CSI so much that your friends avoid mentioning it because they know you will talk about it for hours, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you screamed at the TV when Eric nearly died on CSI: Miami in "Man Down", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Rick Stetler should become a full cast member on CSI: Miami, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Tim Speedle died on CSI: Miami, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Ryan Wolfe and Eric Delko on CSI: Miami should have a fist fight to prove who's sexier, copy and paste this into your profile. ((They're both damn fine ( : ))
f you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
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If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile.
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A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me a nutter, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, then put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If all these things are true to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous
"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous
"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous
"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous
"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous
"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous
"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder/untidiness.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleisophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed space.
Demophobia- Fear pf crowds.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Opthalmphobia- Fear of being stared at.
I, SaintJames, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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