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Joined 05-25-09, id: 1946813, Profile Updated: 05-25-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Four Brothers.

name: CRAZY PHYSCO STALKER

Location:THE BOOBY FARM wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

My Likes: Writing (obviously), singing, dancing, acting stupid, my 3 baby cousins, my boyfriend, jonas brothers, demi lovato,paramore, taylor swift, the script, beyonce, miley cyrus (sometimes), twilight, the midnighters, maximum ride,etc.

my dislikes: people who are mean and evil, f's on test, falling (which happens a lot for me

I have a lot of really weird friends but strangly enough i consider them normal

Book stores are the only evidence that people are still thinking if you belive this copy and paste this onto you're profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea, Khreah.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE


Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. You gave me this LoveBug I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile

When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!"


I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!


My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


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I'll Catch You by ElissaB reviews
So bella is 7 and abused by her father. she meets Emmett VAMP at the park and they get this crazy weird connection and become friends. The abuse gets worse and Emmett finds out. What will he do? Will his love for this tiny human girl manage to save her?
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When The Shift Ends by Hopelessly Jonas Bro Obsessed reviews
Mitchie never went to Camp Rock. When a certain popstar shows up at the diner she works at, love blossoms. The relationship goes through twists and turns. Smitchie. Rated K. Rating changed. Now T for abuse, violence, and blood.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Rosalie's Little Girl by EdwardCullenManiac4Eva reviews
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What fate has brought us by twilight dawn reviews
After a fateful encounter with Naraku, Kagome finds herself mated to none other than Lord Sesshoumaru. Can these two find love? Or will his hatred drive her away? And who is this woman named Asuka that claims to be Sesshoumaru's mistress?
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Always Have, Always Will by dongwoosaurus reviews
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Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Eternal Connection by Angelbach reviews
Amnesia defeated, stalker imprisoned, it's time for the next stage for Mitchie and Shane.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 84,652 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Connection Strengthened by Angelbach reviews
Now that her memory is back, what does the future have in mind for Mitchie, Shane and the others. Smitchie, Jason/Mitchie siblings
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 132,747 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Unwanted by mackenzy-kate reviews
I am Amanda Louise the 15 year old daughter of Denise and Paul Grey, sister to the Disney heartthrobs Connect 3. I am also Isabella ‘Issy’ Ryan the new up and coming Disney teen queen and this is my story.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,131 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009
Unfinished Business by HourGlassGirl reviews
Edward left Bella after her birthday, Jake and the pack didn’t get to her in time when Laurent found her and she was changed. What happens thirty years later when the Cullen’s return to Forks and find Bella a vampire?
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A New Beginning by mg1990 reviews
Baby Bella found by Edward who is unwilling to let her go. Watch the human baby grow up in a house full of vampires. Rated M for grown up Bella later on. First fanfiction.
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Finding Home by R. L. Ravenclaw reviews
Whitney is an orphan who has been adopted by Lord Beckett, but he has sinister plans involving her and her real father. Will she be able to find her real parents and escape the clutches of the evil Lord Beckett? Find out! Rob Kidd Books involved.
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Running Out of Pain by XNegAttentionX reviews
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The Rise of the Phoenix by Kalimba Tijuana Razi reviews
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Pain's My Type of Heroine reviews
What if Bobby had two younger siblings? whatif they were adopted by fowler? i can't give much away,but it is a mercer sister fic!JackxOC review and tell me wat u think thanks uwisuweremymuse
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Drowning in Pain's Memories reviews
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