The Septillionaire
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Joined 05-25-09, id: 1946839, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
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Hey there, I'm the Septillionaire, and here are some facts about me.

• Country of Origin and Current Residence: United States, MD to be more specific

• Date of Birth: 7/13 (the paradoxical combination of the most perfect and the most unlucky number. Go figure.)

• Favorites: to come, as I had to do this twice since I accidentally hit the back button in my browser. Damn you, Safari.)

• Siblings: One, avialaordali on the site.

Note: I've designated the below area to be my personal blog space, to try to convince me to spend more time writing for this site and for fictionpress.com as well.

Wednesday, August 19th, 1:50 A.M.

Yes, I'm aware it's very late, but chronic insomnia does that to you. It's been getting slightly worse the past few days, so I've decided to do something more productive than just stare at the ceiling and invent bizarre stories that I can't remember come morning. Namely, let out some of my frustration from the day. Maybe I'll make it a daily (or nightly thing), like a Nightly Hate. Hmm...not a bad idea.

The Nightly Hate: Online TV (or lack thereof)
I've recently gotten obsessed with The Mentalist on CBS, and so naturally I want to catch up since the second season starts mid-September. So I go on YouTube, and there's nothing but clips. I ask my sister for advice, and she gives me a link to a great website, icefilms.info, which works great on her computer, but only half as well on mine. After two days of watching proxies that are slow to load and not great sound quality, icefilms decides to die on me. I spent two hours today alone trying to find any episodes that I didn't have to pay money to see, download, or watch with foreign subtitles (French I could handle, but Korean and Japanese? I don't think so.) So now, I have resolved myself to simply give up and order the first season on dvd. Mind you, I did manage to get a good number of episodes out of icefilms before it took its vengeance, but seriously, how hard would it be for CBS to have at least a couple full episodes on their website? Just two or three sure things that I could watch when I'm bored; now THAT would be nice. But hey, welcome to the world as we know it: if it comes between losing money by making people happy and depriving a few cheap fans, companies will ALWAYS take Option B.

Well, that's all for tonight (or this morning, rather). I might as well try to get some sleep, and I'm sure you have more productive things to do with your time, like watch paint dry or clean the pennies in your piggy bank. See ya round.

~The Septillionaire

Saturday, August 22nd, 10:46 P.M.

Whew, I'm exhausted. Been a couple of days since I've been home; I was in Pittsburgh looking at colleges, and Point Park University felt like a second home to me. Anyone looking to go there or currently there, drop me a line so we can chat. I'm in an extremely good mood, so I might do a Nightly Like instead of a Hate tonight.

Nightly Like: Owl City
Wow, with a capital W. If you haven't checked out this band, DO SO IMMEDIATELY. Owl City is a light electronic band with a unique sound, and the lead singer has an amazing voice. I don't know much about them and I'm too tired to check, but I do know that normally I dislike strongly digitized music. Owl City takes some awesome beats and mixes them with echoes and NORMAL SOUNDING MUSIC. I would recommend Fireflies, The Bird and the Worm, Cave In, and Hello Seattle. I think the song Fireflies is still free on iTunes, but the entire CD is a steal. Good job, iTunes; I found Owl City through the Free Download of the Week, and bought the CD the next day. I've been listening to it for two weeks, and haven't gotten bored yet; Fireflies alone got me all the way to Pittsburgh (4 hours). Trust me, it's worth checking out.

Just posted Chapter Two of "Manta Rays and Memory Loss"; time to go write Chapter Three. See ya round.

~The Septillionaire

Sunday, August 23rd, 10:37 P.M.

Graaahhh, I'm tired. But I'm actually feeling sleepy, so I'm gonna head to bed. Just posted Chapter Four of "Manta Rays and Memory Loss", so check it out. And review! It's been a lot of fun writing it so far, and I'm nowhere near ready to stop. The rest of what I intended for this chapter will have to wait for tomorrow though; I haven't thought about Geoffrey too much yet, and I need to sleep on it to make him creepy enough to give Lisbon (and you, hopefully) the chills.

~The Septillionaire

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009, 6:16 P.M.

Unrequited love's a switch-with-a-b (from now on, I decree that this safe version of the word bitch shall be...switchby! Like rigsby, but with a switch.) Especially when you don't get to see the person except MAYBE once a month if you're lucky. And especially if you used to go to school with that person and fell in love with him after you left. Damn it.

~The Septillionaire

Friday, August 28th, 9:22 P.M

Had a pretty good day today; I've been sleeping better, so I'm feeling more refreshed. Just posted Chapter Six of "Manta Rays and Memory Loss", though I had a switchby of a time writing it. For my picture of Geoffrey Harrison (I see him as Rufus Sewell) hit up this link - http://www.cinemaisdope.com/news/films/darkcity/darkcity-1.jpg - Also, my next chapter will also include a love rant for The Craft, with Robin Tunney, and I may make it the Nightly Like here as well.

~The Septillionaire

Sunday, August 30, 12:46 A.M

I'd like to give a shout to Debussy. He's too cool for something as trivial as a nightly like. And I'm tired. And my knees hurt.

~The Septillionaire

Monday, September 7, 1:20 A.M

Posted a new chapter; 9 out of 13...only four chapters left?! Holy crike! Anywho, no nightly hate/like tonight, just a poll. (Or I would if I knew how...someone PM me...too tired to figure it out on my own.) For the story. Thanks. Tired. Sleep. Yawn

~The Septillionaire

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Footsteps by Aviala Ordali reviews
Taking a step into someone's mind can unlock many things. Sometimes you don't always find what you thought you would. Or what you had hoped you would.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Phantom Heat by Linai reviews
Beckett knowing about Heat Wave's cover art before it was publicly available was one thing, but the fact that she had been trying so hard to keep him from finding out about her collection meant that a story existed behind her having them. -Post Boom!-
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Fairytale Dreams by Addicted2Love reviews
'I've seen your dreams. Some of them twice, Amy I'd blush...'. Amy Pond's dreams are affecting her reality.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
One Good Dance by BunnyKat reviews
One-shot. The Doctor finds out first hand that, occasionally, Amy's job required her to be a bit more than just a kissogram.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Faith Forsaken by Trufreak89 reviews
He thinks losing Amy will feel like the end of his world, but he knows keeping her will mean the end of the universe. Literally.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Space Ships Make Excellent Matchmakers by evilexboyfriend reviews
It was the TARDIS. She swears it was. Completed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unintended by GoldenNinde reviews
I never meant for it to happen. He certainly didn't either. It was unintended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,787 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Ayiana2 reviews
Brennan asks a question and gets an unexpected response. Spoilers through 5.03.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Tale about a Smile by Ann Pendragon reviews
This will be a collection of one-shots, centering on the characters Patrick Jane and Theresa Lisbon. No particular order, but will always involve a smile...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The CBI Breakfast Club by celticgina reviews
What if the unit got detention in HS?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Birthday Wishes by Penelope Louise reviews
It is Myka's birthday, and she is slightly put out at the lack of thought gone into Pete's gift. PeteMyka Or PMS - read the Author's Note
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Don't Trust Me by iloveethementalisttt reviews
Storyyy for The Septillionaire! Song is Dont Trust Me, by 3OH!3. friendship, and in the end, the amazing, adorable, loving Teresa and Patrick that we all know. Please review.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
RedCheeked Interrogation by Cora Clavia reviews
"Let me go now, and I won't kill you." "I'm not nearly that foolish, woman," he chided her with a smile. "I know you're already thinking up the perfect way to dispose of my body." Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Requiem in Terra, Without Red by Cora Clavia reviews
The surname on the gravestones was one she recognized. And it was, without question, his wife and daughter. They had the same death date. Jane-Lisbon, oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Are You Expecting Something? by 6' j.s.m '9 reviews
“The kiss was fine. There was only one problem.” “And what was that?” “That wasn't the person I wanted to be kissing.” “And just who might 'that person' be?”
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Undercover by Penelope Louise reviews
Things are going to get interesting when Lisbon and Jane have to go undercover... as a married couple.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
See Jane Prove by Cora Clavia reviews
I don't know why I thought playing chicken with Patrick Jane was going to end in my favor. - Jisbon/Jello/whatever it's called, oneshot, Lisbon POV.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red, White & Who by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Midnight Sounds by CKLizzy reviews
The team, a camping trip, tents... and some strange noises. Do I need to say more? - Jane/Lisbon, Grace's POV
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Grace vP. - Complete
Scarlet Oblivion by Auraya-of-the-White reviews
CBI team travels to Maine to extradite a prisoner but something goes wrong. Team members may be put in harm's way. Written for Write Off on the Mentalist boards. Partial crossover with Bones, no Bones knowledge necessary.
Crossover - Bones & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Until the Red Light of Dawn by Aquila1 reviews
Somehow he’d needed to be here tonight, in the rooms warmed by her presence, lulled by the soft cadence of her breath, reminding him that not everything that meant something to him died. Post-ep to Redwood. Minor Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Trust Me by MizMiri reviews
After a particularly distressing case, Lisbon finds more than just comfort in Jane. But does she trust him? Sorry about the lame summary. JISBON! FINAL CHAPTER UP! As always, read and review! D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Too Much MugLug by JSFazz reviews
Cain wakes up with a nasty hangover and no memory of the previous night's events. DG wakes up beside him, equally as hungover and clueless. Thank the gods for memory magic! C/DG one shot
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
Marksmanship by LJC reviews
Set during Jaynestown. Simon is such an easy mark...
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Manta Rays and Memory Loss reviews
A woman is found strangled and the only person with any clue to who killed her can't remember who he is. But that's not all; Lisbon somehow lost ten hours of memory herself the night before and woke up somewhere she did and didn't want to be...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete