The Septillionaire
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-25-09, id: 1946839, Profile Updated: 06-19-15
Author has written 1 story for Mentalist.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Footsteps by Aviala Ordali reviews
Taking a step into someone's mind can unlock many things. Sometimes you don't always find what you thought you would. Or what you had hoped you would.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Phantom Heat by Linai reviews
Beckett knowing about Heat Wave's cover art before it was publicly available was one thing, but the fact that she had been trying so hard to keep him from finding out about her collection meant that a story existed behind her having them. -Post Boom!-
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Fairytale Dreams by Addicted2Love reviews
'I've seen your dreams. Some of them twice, Amy I'd blush...'. Amy Pond's dreams are affecting her reality.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
One Good Dance by BunnyKat reviews
One-shot. The Doctor finds out first hand that, occasionally, Amy's job required her to be a bit more than just a kissogram.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Faith Forsaken by Trufreak89 reviews
He thinks losing Amy will feel like the end of his world, but he knows keeping her will mean the end of the universe. Literally.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Space Ships Make Excellent Matchmakers by evilexboyfriend reviews
It was the TARDIS. She swears it was. Completed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unintended by GoldenNinde reviews
I never meant for it to happen. He certainly didn't either. It was unintended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,787 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Ayiana2 reviews
Brennan asks a question and gets an unexpected response. Spoilers through 5.03.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Tale about a Smile by Ann Pendragon reviews
This will be a collection of one-shots, centering on the characters Patrick Jane and Theresa Lisbon. No particular order, but will always involve a smile...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The CBI Breakfast Club by celticgina reviews
What if the unit got detention in HS?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Birthday Wishes by Penelope Louise reviews
It is Myka's birthday, and she is slightly put out at the lack of thought gone into Pete's gift. PeteMyka Or PMS - read the Author's Note
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Don't Trust Me by iloveethementalisttt reviews
Storyyy for The Septillionaire! Song is Dont Trust Me, by 3OH!3. friendship, and in the end, the amazing, adorable, loving Teresa and Patrick that we all know. Please review.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
RedCheeked Interrogation by Cora Clavia reviews
"Let me go now, and I won't kill you." "I'm not nearly that foolish, woman," he chided her with a smile. "I know you're already thinking up the perfect way to dispose of my body." Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Requiem in Terra, Without Red by Cora Clavia reviews
The surname on the gravestones was one she recognized. And it was, without question, his wife and daughter. They had the same death date. Jane-Lisbon, oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Are You Expecting Something? by 6' j.s.m '9 reviews
“The kiss was fine. There was only one problem.” “And what was that?” “That wasn't the person I wanted to be kissing.” “And just who might 'that person' be?”
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Undercover by Penelope Louise reviews
Things are going to get interesting when Lisbon and Jane have to go undercover... as a married couple.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
See Jane Prove by Cora Clavia reviews
I don't know why I thought playing chicken with Patrick Jane was going to end in my favor. - Jisbon/Jello/whatever it's called, oneshot, Lisbon POV.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red, White & Who by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Midnight Sounds by CKLizzy reviews
The team, a camping trip, tents... and some strange noises. Do I need to say more? - Jane/Lisbon, Grace's POV
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Grace vP. - Complete
Scarlet Oblivion by Auraya-of-the-White reviews
CBI team travels to Maine to extradite a prisoner but something goes wrong. Team members may be put in harm's way. Written for Write Off on the Mentalist boards. Partial crossover with Bones, no Bones knowledge necessary.
Crossover - Bones & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Until the Red Light of Dawn by Aquila1 reviews
Somehow he’d needed to be here tonight, in the rooms warmed by her presence, lulled by the soft cadence of her breath, reminding him that not everything that meant something to him died. Post-ep to Redwood. Minor Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Trust Me by MizMiri reviews
After a particularly distressing case, Lisbon finds more than just comfort in Jane. But does she trust him? Sorry about the lame summary. JISBON! FINAL CHAPTER UP! As always, read and review! D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Too Much MugLug by JSFazz reviews
Cain wakes up with a nasty hangover and no memory of the previous night's events. DG wakes up beside him, equally as hungover and clueless. Thank the gods for memory magic! C/DG one shot
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
Marksmanship by LJC reviews
Set during Jaynestown. Simon is such an easy mark...
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Manta Rays and Memory Loss reviews
A woman is found strangled and the only person with any clue to who killed her can't remember who he is. But that's not all; Lisbon somehow lost ten hours of memory herself the night before and woke up somewhere she did and didn't want to be...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete