Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Okay, so... My name is Erica, and I am 16. I love to write stories!! I don't think I'm really good, but my sister begs to differ. So she made me do a profile so I can put my stories on here.
I have a few links here for my stories 8D:
Am I famous enough:
Everythings on there
Profile name: I simply love vintage. It's my Achilles heel
Okay let's be honest if i had to choose between Seth and Edward, i would probably choose Seth. I would die of happiness if he imprinted on me. I am IN LOVE with Seth. Because he loves the Cullens. ;D
OMG!! I love my friendiest Friend 2.writers.are.better.than 1. Love her to death!
WARNING: I love to swear. Don't know why. So um.. if you don't like cuss words. Leave
I... sadly do not own any characty stuff that Stephenie Meyer has writen in her books. I am proud to say, that you dont' either. because if you did, i'd be pissed, and jealous to no end. I would go to hell. Unless you happen to be Stephenie meyer. Which i doubt. Because to be honest why the hell would she waist her time on a fanfiction profile when she could be daydreaming about the sexy man she made up.
i'm also sarcastic. :P
Status: Nickname: Rikki, Rikki Mae
B-Day-April 14th, 97!
I am:Native american, african American, German, Irish, American... Yeah, that's about it. I'm bland. (Just found out i'm Polish!)
Dating: awkward moment when the guy your falling in love with/best friend is dating one of your closest friends...
I have 2 sisters, nd 2 brothers.
I have a pretty kitty named Shady who just had kittens!!!
Song of the moment: Truly, Madly, Deeply - One Direction. I simply love them. No words can explain it.
The delimma of right now: ugh shady people, clueless guys and a bowl of extra fudgey ice cream
Movie(s): TWILIGHT!! I love that movie... I am a total die hard, team Edward. I absolutely do not like Jacob (sorry team jacobs) But i just do not like him. The Harry Potter movie series. Obbsessed. I don't know why people are saying that Beyonce was bad. I thought she was fine, but that's just my personal opinion. New Moon!!I'm still Team Edward all the way, but I did think that it was nice when Taylor Launter showed us his 6 pack. I still hate Jacob though. Horton hears a who! I love that movie. I think its so cute, it's un-believably cute. Alice in wonderland! I also lurve the movie Aladdin. It's the best disney movie of all time. Totally jealous of Jasmine's hair. ECLIPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best yet! Love it. Still team edward. Percy Jackson, Charlie St. Cloud, CoCo Chanel, Easy A, Scott Pilgrim.Breaking Dawn I and II nuff said
Books:I love the Twilight books. Vampire diaries, Sookie Stackhouse series, any books by Meg Cabot, vamps series, Morganville vampiore series, Vampire acadamy series, The host(I'm like the only person I know that can comprehend the book), House of night series. I know, The bad series. Sweetheart is a good book, but the ending was depressing. I cried so hard I was shaking (Like when Edward left Bella.) The hunger Games. Good series, Blood Coven series-Yes, i know i have a problem with series, and vampires-Darkest Power series
T.V. Shows: True Bloods!! Vampire diaries, NCIS, The Unit, Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time, anything on HGTV, Dagrassi-go canadians! I really don't watch a lot of T.V. so I don't have a lot of Favorites. I would much rather read fanfictions by you guys. It's not really a show, but I like to listen to Octane, a music station.
Bands, artists: Cavo!! I'm listening to them now!, Trapt, 10 years, Papa roach, Halestorm, Jimmy eat world, thousand foto krutch, skillet, rains, slipknot, avenged sevenfold, theory of a deadman, system of a down, Breaking Benjiman, skindred and rev theory.. alot of rock. Okay, so I'm whole hearted country girl. I love country! Everyone says that all it's about is people leaving, people cheating, people dying, or whatever, but I personally think it's better than listening to stuff like guys trying to get into girls pants. But that's just my opinion. One Direction, Ed Sheeran, The Wanted-'nuff said.
I am team Edward because I've always loved vampires from the beginning. That's how I started reading this series. I loved vampires, and a lot of people became team Jacob because it's played by Taylor Lautner. It's not really cool to do that, because of how they look. It's about how they act, which is why i love Edward. And i'm not going to change who i am just because of one silly mongerul. But i do love Seth. My baby
-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees: they take 50 years to grow up.
-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Lifes a bitch. Get over it.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-I bold things, just so people could notice them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
-Have you ever loved someone that doesn't know you even exsist?
-In New Moon the silly puppies said they were faster than the vampires. Then why haven't they killed Victoria when saw her? Why did a vampire end up killing her. Huh? yeah, that's what i thought
-"Life's like a novel with the end ripped off"-Rascal Flatts
-"We all live with the scars we choose"-Sugarland
I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!
Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid
My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the BLEEP out of him by threatening to
break every bone in his body if he hurts you (I did that for 1 of my besties. He broke up with her, so I cussed him out. It was so much fun! Ha, almost got suspended 2)
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: go up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of
that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine (My best friend did this to my ex.)
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some
actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing
so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how
you did it.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my sister to go swimming.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. Me and a friend go back and forth with eachother. It's so fun!
An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything. Ya that makes sense.
Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (Mixed people are the coolest! Best of both worlds!)
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a GEEK, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Bullshit)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I promise to remember Bella-Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward-Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws-For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob-When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle-Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett-Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose-Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice-When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie-When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme-When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper-Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi-When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight-Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it") (Sorry, but that's just funny!!)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
You're just like a penny... Two-Faced and Worthless (I told my ex-bff that, and now she sees the truth. Kinda sad.)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've went inside a stroe through the exit only doors, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your
If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this
onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to
breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing
your butt off.
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
he handed her a dozen roses, 11 real ones and 1 fake one. he told her he would love her until the last rose died.
she told him she wanted that kiss in the rain...
the boy looks outside and its bright and sunny...
he says follow me and takes her hand...
turns on his shower, pulls her in, even though their clothes will be soaked...
and kisses her...
You are the reason why I'm writing this now,
Why I wrote this earlier
You are the reason why I'll write this later
You are the reason why I have good dreams
You aer the reason why I'm happy
A bee may look terrifying on the outside
But on the inside it's as sweet as honey-Hiedi, a friend, read my that quote.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
the 1 person that wasn't supposed to let you down probably will...x(I miss her)
Salt sweat. Sugar on the asphalt.
Our.. Hearts littering the topsoil
Tune it and we can get the last call
Our... lives are cold.
Salt sweat. Sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Sign up. The picket line or the parade
-Bleed American, Jimmy eat world
A few things I hate:
people who point at their wrist while asking for the time...i know where my watch is, where the hell is yours? do i point to my crotch when i ask where the restroom is?
when people say 'you just want to have your cake and eat it too?' what good is cake if you can't eat it?
when people say 'it's always the last place you look.' of course it is. why would you keep looking after you've found it? do people do this? How stupid are people?
when people say while watching a film 'did you see that?' jeez, no i didn't see that. i paid money to come to a theatre and close my eyes.
When people ask if your okay, when your crying. Seriously?! Yeah, I'm pretty freaking great considering the fact that i feel horrible.
When people ask, "Did you get your hair cut?" No, it all fell out when i was asleep. How else is it going to get shorter? Duh...
yeaaa...i'm the type of girl who laughs at the word pudding... (I also laugh at potato)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Okay let's just get this straight.
I don't believe in abortions,
if it was your choice
You have to deal with the possible consinciences
But if you have a 12 year old daughter
That was rapeed, and ended up pregnant
I just think you sick if you make
an innocent child go through all that.
She can't comphrehend it.
And don't tell me she's too young to carry a baby
Because I know that people can have that ability.
Eight years ago today, the twin towers collapsed, due to hijacked planes colliding into each. Many people died in those towers, and in the planes as well. Something that most people don't think about; Four planes were actually hijacked. Two were flown into the twin towers, one was flown into the Pentagon, and then there's flight 93. This plane was taken over by four members of Al Queda. We think that flight 93 was headed to fly into the White House. But, when the passengers realized what was going on, they courageously fought with their captors, thus saving many others from dying. Everyone on flight 93 lost their life.
Please paste this onto your profile as a sign of respect to our troops, everyone whos life was cut short, and the brave men and women who fought for their lives.
Rest in peace
I am proud to say that my dad was in the military
I am proud to say that my uncles were in the military
I am proud to say that my grandparents were in the military
I am proud to say that my great uncles were in the military
And I am proud to say that I will be too.
My uncle was in the pentagon when the planes crashed in 9-11.
I am a lucky girl to know he was on the other side of the building
I am a lucky girl to know he is kind to try to save other people's lives
I am a lucky girl to know that God, has helped him save his life.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.
Am I more Girl or Tomboyish? Lets find out:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.-no thank you
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.-I wish
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Result Totally a girly girl
Erica Mae 8D