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Heeeeeeeeeello, ordinary folks! Just kidding. Hi guys.
I'm not even sure what the heck I'm supposed to write here, so I'm just gonna introduce myself to you... Okay? Okay.
So, my name's Jessica but I prefer to be called either Jessi or Jess. Oh and NEVER EVER spell my name Jessy. NEVER EVER or I'm gonna hunt you down and turn you into a puddle of mush. I'm not kidding this time. *evil glare*Okaaaaay, let's move on. Talking about moving, I recently did just that. Yeah, I moved from good old Germany (coughscratchthatgermanyisboringcough) to Savannah, Georgia, the United States of America, World, Universe. There, now you know where I live. Hm, anyway... I absolutely LOVE what's coming neeeeext:
Actors: Andrew Lee Potts, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Alex Meraz, Rob Pattinson blah blah blah...
Couples: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jacob, Quil/Claire, Jacob/Renesmee, Alice/Jasper... I don't like Paul/Rachel. I'm never going to like it! Hate Paul/Bella Fics. Bella does not deserve Edward and Jacob, so she's not even CLOSE to deserving Paul. Nope, no chance.
Characters: Paul, Seth, Quil, Paul, Embry, Carlisle, Paul, Alice, Edward, Paul... Oh, did I mention Paul?
Actors: Alex Meraz/Paul, Bronson Pelletier/Jared, BooBoo Stewart/Seth, Peter Facinelli/Carlisle, Kiowa Gordon/Embry, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson... If you don't know who the last three are... Sue you!
Movie: New Moon is so much better than Twilight was! Better actors (Alex Meraz!), more wolves (Paul!) and... Well, everything was better!
Book: New Moon. I just love the book and I'm always so sad when Bella leaves to rescue Edward... -sigh-
Team: Team Paul. . Well, and Team Jacob. I mean, it's good that Edward got Bella in the end, but I would've chosen Jake! Okay, I would've chosen Paul, but whatever.
Couples: Dean/Jo!! and Sam/Dean.. In a non-romantic way, of course.
Characters: Dean, Sammy, Bobby, Jo, Ruby (well, kinda)...
Season: Huh... I love every single one. Even 3, even though it's so short. And sad.
Actors: You gotta love J². Jared & Jensen are just too awesome! The chemistry between the two of them is amazing! And did you see the bloopers of the seasons? They're so funny! AND DAMN HOT!!
Couples: I like both Stefan/Elena and Damon/Elena. I couldn't decide between the both of them, really. And Damon/Stefan have a really interesting relationship as well.
Characters: I like Damon and Bonnie, they're both more interesting than Elena & Stefan. At least in the books. OH AND JEREMY!
Books/TV-Show: TV-Show. It's so much better! I still love the books, though.
Actors: Steven R. McQueen & Ian Somerhalder.
Couples: Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Draco (they should've been a couple, really) and Luna/Neville. Ron/Hermoine are good, too, but I still prefer Dramione!
Characters: Luna, Draco, Dumbledore and Hagrid!
Books/Movies: Books, even though the movies are awesome, too.
Book: Every single one of them except the 5th one. I hate Umbridge!
Movie: Everyone, except for the 5th one again.
Actors: I love Emma Watson, she's so gorgeous!, Tom Felton, Rupert Grint... I don't like Daniel Radcliffe, though. He's ugly. o_ô But still a good actor!
Couples: Eragon/Arya, Eragon/Brom (non-romantic! Ew!), Eragon/Saphira and Eragon/Murtagh (non-romantic again!)
Characters: Eragon, Saphira, Brom and Murtagh! I don't like Arya that much... She's... A little too bitchy for me. Why can't she just accept Eragons love and be happy?
Book: All of them.
Actors: I friggin' love Ed Speleers! He's so hot!
Couples: There's only one real couple. Hatter/Alice.
Characters: Madly in love with Hatter. Charlie's awesome, too. Thehe
Actors: Andrew Lee Potts. Too adorable... :D
Characters: Connor! Love his clumsiness.
Actors: Guess who... Andrew Lee Potts!
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope and I don't really want to...Leah/Esme...Not good.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Very cold. His body temperature, I mean. xD He's very hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Emmett getting Alice pregnant. Rose would kill Alice and castrate Emmett.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Uh... Not really.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bella and Leah? As friends, probably. If Bella wouldn't have hurt Jake so much.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Seth and Rose or Seth and Carlisle? Uh...Neither, I guess. But a one shot about Seth and Carlisle talking about whatever would be interesting.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Quil would probably go to tell Jake and Jake would tell Edward and Edward would kill Emmett then Rose would kill Edward and Bella would go back to Jake, who would fall in love and be happy.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jasper, the vampire who has the most problems with the vegetarian diet, runs away after he killed a human. Carlisle, not wanting to lose a son, runs after him only to find that he exposed them by accident. Will everything be alright or will everything be destroyed?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uhh...Jake and Alice? Nope.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
A Certain Vampire Has No Clue Of Love (sucks, I know... It would be about Quil having problems with Claire and Emmett trying to help him)
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Barbie Girl by Aqua!
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Uh...Language, I guess. I mean, it's Leah, Jake and Emmett we're talking about.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uh. I'm not sure... I love Seth fics, though. READ MINE!
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Jake and Quil are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Edward. Jake, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Esme and a brief unhappy affair with Emmett, then follows the wise advice of Seth and finds true love with Jasper.
That would be the most shitty fic EVER. I mean, Jake & Quil? Yuck. Rosalie & Edward? Nope. Esme having an one-night stand with Jake? Never. Emmett and Jacob...Ew. Seth being the one with the wise advice? Yeah, pretty good but Jake finding true love with Jasper? NO GO.
My Twilight Picks
My Twilight Picks
Team Edward/Team Jacob/Team Switzerland Love Edward, too, though.
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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. - Frank.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? - Black.
3. Your first initial? - J.
4. Your month of birth? - March.
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? - Black.
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. - Cindy.
7. Your favorite number? - 6.
8. Do you like California or Florida more? - Florida!
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? - Ocean.
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). - I want to meet Alex Meraz.
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1. You are completely in love with this person. - Nope, not really.
2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive. - No, I'm not.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.
3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. - Kinda true, I guess.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover
that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. - Yay...? Thanks, now I'm scared.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.
5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. - True. Moving to America will be pretty hard but the right thing for me.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you,
but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. - One of my best friends.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. - Uhh.. Not really.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person. - Way too true.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. - True!
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! - Okay, I'm VERY fine with that!
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A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
New Moon. GO JACOB!
How long did it take you to read the books?
1 or 2 day(s) each, I guess.
Who introduced you to the books?
People starting to obsess over the books and posting stuff everywhere...
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
What's your dream ending to the series?
Someone dying. Someone important. Like Jacob... No, I don't hate him, but the fact that Bella got everything she ever wanted in the end made the series too unrealistic for me.
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead. Take mine. Take everything I have. -Jacob Black
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
I don't really know... Maybe the break-up?
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
Jake declaring his love for her.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
Idk, it's been a while since I read the books.
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The Eclipse battle, even though it's not really a major part of the book, seeing that it's all about Edward and Bella. As always.
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
They used to be, but frankly, now they just piss me off. I do not like Bella.
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Vampires or Werewolves?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward, because he's a jerk and because Bella doesn't deserve Jake anyway.
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper. Huge soft spot for Jackson Rathbone.
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Carlisle. But Esme is great, too.
Emmett or Jasper?
Jasper. I kinda like the southern type.
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Rosalie. At least she knows what the hell she wants.
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Both again. Can't really decide.
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria... She has a reason to attack the Cullens, while James is just some idiot who likes Bella's smell. Freak.
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
Are you excited?
HECK YES. Seeing Eclipse in two days. Midnight showing!
What do you think of the casting so far?
AWESOME. Especially Paul, Jacob, Carlisle and Jasper!
Are you going to go see it?
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
With my cousins.
Do you think it stayed true to the book?
Twilight was okay... New Moon was great. Eclipse... We'll see.
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
Yeah, well, I did buy it... So...
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Yup. Of course. Always knew it, though it would've made the books so much better if she died in BD.
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
Stupid, old questions.
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Sadly, he did.
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Eddie-poo, of course.
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
Happy. Which sucks to no end. It was way too happy.
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
Yeah he did.
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
Sadly, no one did! What the hell? Bella can't have EVERYthing!
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
What the fudge?
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
Someone to freaking DIE!
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
None, she's stupid.
How about Edward's?
New Moon, because he was gone.
All the time.
All the time, too, I guess.
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
Paul! Of course!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you liek the books?
-1000000. I mean, yeah, they're great and I enjoyed reading them A LOT, but I am highly unsatisfied with the ending, because it was way too happy, which never happens in life and because Bella the stupid *#%^$! got EVERYTHING she wanted. She got Edward, vampire-ness, a kid which she never wanted in the first place but then realized she DID want, a lot of friends and allies she doesn't deserve, money she doesn't even appreciate but just keeps bitching about, her Dad and, FINALLY, Jacob! I mean, what the hell?
Jamie's date outfit:
Bella and Jacob
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