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my bestie calls me Angel because she said my hair reminds her of one but she said the funny thing is i am the opposite of an angel lol and I go to Haskell middle school I live in Broken Arrow Oklahoma in the USA.
I am 5'4 AND 1/2ft tall have blond curly hair light skin blue eyes and under my eyes is purple..i dont sleep much!
All about me!
I don't sleep much I have random fits of excitement I am fairly weird and I am a major klutz, I blush easily and I am very smart and semi social if I don't like you, stay away but other ways i am social yet shy. oh yeah, when i am sleeping don't mess with me i am not a morning person.team jacob or team edward? can't i have both i am Switzerland. i absoulutly love Jasper but this just might be a twilight phase but i just recently discovered my love for Jasper and emmett and paul and seth and jacob. I think I also have some disorders too let me see well there is...
Hyperactivity: a child who can't sit still, walks, runs, or climbs around when others are seated. (Sounds a like me... although, it's not that bad. I can sit still... but it takes a bit of work... except for when I'm writing then it's not that bad.
bipolar: where my emotions go wacko. for example I might be excited one minute and depressed the next
attention lover: sometimes i draw attention to my self sometimes i want it or i mean to cause it but most the time i don't want it and i didn't mean to cause it..it's not my fault i'm utterly clumbsy!!
and just plain...weird. I usually get called or "labeled :P as scene or emo
I'm The Kind of Girl...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. (been there, dun that - more than once!!)
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. (yea!! totally!!)
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (i COMPLETELY embarassed myself!!)
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (hehe...no comment!!)
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. (HYPER GOODNESS!!)
My family is very very very...odd. My mom is a nut afraid of fire and nosey. My dad is the second biggest nut in the family(I am the biggest) he thinks I am annoying so he doesn't like talking to me much because my conversations all was end up Twilight related. My little sister Chloe well... SHE IS THE DEVIL'S QUEEN THE RULER OF THE UNDER WORLD DAY AFTER DAY I AM PUT UP TO TORTURE BY HER!
well my dog Maggie is a beagle who thinks she is a human but don't tell her other ways. My chiwawa Baby Girl is possible the most spoiled dog in the world. My iguana stripes is annoying and my Betas Skittles and Angel are boring. and a evil cat named Hiedi...bet u can guess were i got the name..i wnated 2 name her jane but heidi fit better...
Band: BLACK VEIL BRIDES,TAKING BACK SUNDAY, SAOSIN,STORY OF THE YEAR,NEVERSHOUTNEVER, ICP,SILVERSTEIN, ARMOR FOR SLEEP Paramore, All American Rejects, Evanessence, 3 doors down, creed, daughtry, caged the elephant,green day, skilletand so,so much more
Actor:Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone
Actress:Kristen Stuart, Ashley Greene, and Nikkie Reed
Movie: Twilight, new moon, eclipse
Book: Twilight series vampire academy
Hobbies: Reading, writing about Twilight, writing songs, and singing
color: neon blue, back,red, and purple
current mood: tired
Bella's shirt in ch 2 in hilariouse cullen goodness:
OK time for the copy and paste!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~
╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obbsessive Cullen Disorder), OED (Obsessive Edward Disorder), OVD (Obbsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder).
YOUR REAL NAME:
gangsta NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
Aholice(i think it means i am an alice aholic)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):
9. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):
10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Baby girl (uh okaaay)
1.How does the world see you? It's not me it's u
2. Will I have a happy life? cold hard b(well uh hehe)
3. What do my friends really think of me? i just can't live a lie( uh i don't lie...much...)
5. How can I make myself happy?American idiot(well i can be pretty stupid)
8. How will I be remembered?stab my back(i dont stab ppls backs!)
9. What is my signature dancing song?my sacrafice(yah it is a sacrifice 4 me 2 dance..i suck!)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?Imaganary(well every one thinks i am crazy and i do talk to inamenent objects..)
12. What song will play at my funeral?IRRAPLACEABLE(aww i know I AM irraplaceable=)
14. What is my day going to be like?cant take it(my life can be hard i am always secretly depressed)
15. What will tomorrow bring?higher(uh it will be better or i will die..)
The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (
(x) You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
█████████████████ 100 (percent) Vampire
█████████████████ 100 (percent) Twilight Fan
█████████████████ 100 (percent) TEAM EDWARD!
You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with two non-existent vampires named Japer hale and Emmett cullen.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it!
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.
Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
Come join the dark side we have cookies and hot sparkling vampires!
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, we messed up. LETS DO IT AGAIN!!'
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb butt?"
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.
This is evil me. Evil me locked nice me in a closet years ago. Don't like it? LIVE WITH IT. lol.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal, edwardcrazy, vamplover17,bella-alice-rose
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of the Cullens, copy this into your profile.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, dang, I'm gonna miss your dumb but.
ok i would miss her too much so after i call her dumb i would mumble this while finding a paddle boat,
You Say Camp Rock, I Say Twilight
One last thing...DONT JUDGE ME!! cuz if you do i will shoot you. Any Survivors will be shot AGAIN!!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Lessons learned in Twilight
1) You can enjoy the nagquet while resisting the wine.
If you think animals should be able to talk, and that it would be really cute, copy and paste
Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot.
Love means holding onto someone as tight as you can because if you don't they might disappear... forever.When a boy is quiet ... millions of things are running in his mind.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
If you belive your own cullen boy is out there somewhere, add this.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward,Jasper,emmett or Jacob' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.
If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers XD) copy and paste this to your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(but i still like him idk why)
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward ro emmett. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is you and your friends shouting at the top of your lungs in public place that you are in love with the characters of twilight (several times a day).Crazy is when you try to hold your breath after learning that Edward and his family can. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous the Cullens are because you don't want a georgous Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
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