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Joined 05-26-09, id: 1948109, Profile Updated: 03-05-11

So. I guess this should be about me. Well. I stumbled upon this website when looking for a script to New Moon way back when and I've been addicted to reading stories ever since. I prefer reading Twilight based stories - I'm a hardcore Edward and Bella fan. They are meant to be together in my mind. I'm in my twenties and I feel childish because of my obsession of everything Twilight. I tried reading a Bones story... it was good... but nothing like the dirty minds of the twip writers (it's the work safe word my friend and I have come up with when discussing what we call 'twi-porn')

I appreciate proper grammar. I know that we all mess up sometimes... I know that I'm not perfect - no where near it, but I try. I appreciate people that use spell check - I have problems with punctuation.

I'd like to be a beta for someone who writes Twilight fic - but I personally haven't published anything... but I'm finally working on the plot that's been rattling around in my brain for the past few months. Yeah, months... I just finally chalked enough gall to start writing it in the past week... 8k words so far... go me!

So that's me - well a bit of me / my mind. I'm going to try to write at least four or five chapters first before uploading everything. I fear having "writer's block" and not being able to finish the story. So fingers cropped (inside joke) that I'm able to finish it!

I'm still beta-ing for my best friend - caanbr - (that is if she ever finishes the next chapter, such a slacker) her story Fell In Love With A Girl - is hilarity. And I'm not just saying that because she's my bestest... because I'd totally tell her if it wasn't ( which I have... I've told her when a chapter isn't as funny as the others have been [but it's still a great chapter] - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5897650/1/Fell_in_Love_with_a_Girl )

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Fell in Love with a Girl by caanbr reviews
Tired of girls fawning all over him, Edward Cullen asks his step-brother, Jasper to be his boyfriend at their new school in Forks, Washington. It seems like a fantastic idea, until he sets eyes on Bella Swan. Rating M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,642 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,640 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,356 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,610 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ancient and Divine by birobird93 reviews
Bella goes to find Edward in South America. She ventures out into the thick jungle maze--will she find him? What shocks will she find on the way? Another ancient race is awakened. Danger is high and low--will she find safety, and Edward, in time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,550 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4748 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7566 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3613 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 4,518 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Essenza Del Lupo by birobird93 reviews
Rosalie is left wondering where her loyalties lie. Is it possible to find love more than once? And if so, can it be found in a natural enemy? It is time to hear the voice behind the beauty; AU, Canon Couples except for one RATED M-lemons. R&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,491 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22645 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Person of Worth by tnuccio reviews
Two strangers passing in the night. After multiple chance encounters can two strangers find their missing pieces within each other? Or will their past mistakes hold them back? A story of learning to trust and forgive, finding a way to open yourself up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,893 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Awake in the Dark by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
People came here for the thrill. They came for the unknown. They came for the pleasure. And it was my job to give it to them. Rated M for strong adult themes. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,004 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,230 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 538,967 - Reviews: 21114 - Favs: 11,572 - Follows: 7,318 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indecent Affairs II: Sordid Infatuations by birobird93 reviews
Bella and her English Professor are back! Battling everyday life as a couple in Seattle. Awaiting the birth of their child and preparing impending matramony. LEMONS GALORE. New friends and enemies. Danger and Lies. Shocks and Surprises, too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,578 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14087 - Favs: 14,617 - Follows: 8,104 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prude and Prejudice by birobird93 reviews
During the sexual revolution in America. Away from the security blanket of religion, Edward Cullen hot crooner introduces Bella uptight prude to a world full of love-ins, sit-ins, orgies and LSD. Rated MA: I think I just said orgies, so thats why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Undertow by SpecialK199 reviews
Bella likes her life the way things are, especially her morning swims at the beach. What she doesn't bet on is a few elderly matchmakers, a cunning waitress, a handsome Good Samaritan and a sea that always provides ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Moon by birobird93 reviews
Bella is working at Blood Moon-a gentleman's club. She's fiery, smug and rude. And she needs a new body guard. Who better to hire than none other than Edward Cullen. Will the polar opposites clash at work where they need to co-operate? LEMONS B E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,260 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pieces by crimsonmarie reviews
A tragic accident and failed relationships. An absent father and overbearing parents. The desperate need to move on and a new beginning. Can they put each other back together or will they destroy themselves trying? AH, M for future chapters. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,277 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,550 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Indecent Affairs by birobird93 reviews
Bella Swan is a new student at Forks High. She absolutely loathes school already. That is, until she has English class with a certain teacher...? What will become of her forbidden attraction? Will he reciprocate? JUICY! Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,352 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,937 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella