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It All Started When by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
Dumbledore requests that all students and staff write a personal secret onto paper to be posted around the school. Hermione takes the opportunity to reveal her deepest feelings and Severus finds himself looking within his darkened heart. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Tardness by Erik's Other Lover reviews
These are random and funny little scences that myself and my partners write together. These are written for you amusment as well as ours. Happy reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/29/2009
Passing Notes by Kaname-Black-Panther reviews
What happens when Grace and Connor get bored in class? They pass notes! * Just so you know we've rated this T now because of inappropriate situations *
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/16/2008
Vampirates Theme Songs by Midnight Demonn reviews
Don't you think they should have their own theme songs? I'm even fitting songs to some scenes! NOTE: i started randomly-not really in the sequence.Rated T just in case.No OC's included!
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Phantom of the Notepad by Consulting Timelady reviews
What would happen if Christine forced Erik to work on his penmanship by only writing stuff down instead of talking? We shall find out. Definetly OOC, and rated T just in case.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
A Basket of Drabbles by Geoduck reviews
An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: An awkward moment on a double-date.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 104 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
101 Alternative Edwards by curlyhairedcrazygirl reviews
Say it. Out Loud. Say it!" "Vampire"... but what if Edward wasn't a vampire. what if he was a VEGAN, a NUDE, or even FAT? Here are 101 alternative Edwards. Twilight as you've never seen it before...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ghost Story by Erik'sangel527 reviews
One-shot. Erik has never led a normal life. When everything crumbles around him, he becomes a ghost. When Christine enters his life, he becomes a man. Modern day, E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Forever His by alleiya reviews
How does Marcus cope with out her? How does he feel after seeing Edward and Bella so in love and missing that? Does he find out what happened to her? Will he find out the truth? Why did he help the Cullens that day? Not sure how long it will be now.R&R xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Marcus, Didyme - Complete
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Twilight: with Musicals! by Renesmee The Musical Werepire reviews
I love musicals and Twilight... what if i could have BOTH! My favourite songs from enter Twilight! I'll take song requests if i know how to do them! Twilight and Avenue Q, Mama Mia and Twilight, Wicked and Twilight... technicly they're parodies!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009
50 Things that will surely get you killed by Consulting Timelady reviews
Title says it all. They will be played out by different people. If you want to be in one, put a breif discription of your personality and your name.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Erik
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Bella in Wonderland by avampireknightattwilight reviews
Is basically Alice in wonderland but the Alice in Wonderland characters are played by Twight characters and it set a year or so before Twilight.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella
Ever After You by kissables333 reviews
Before Bella, there was Jane. OOC, unintentionally, and a skewing of facts to fit the story, but only a little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Jane
Voldemort has issues too! by FaithfulHPReader reviews
Voldemort pays a visit to his therapist! I know it's short, but if I decide to update it, it will be much longer for each chapter! :D PREPARE FOR EXTREME OOC-NESS! JUST A LITTLE WARNING! xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Voldemort, OC
20 Questions by 3feetFantasy reviews
Bella and Edward are passing notes in class, what happens when they start to play 20 questios? OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8151 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Jasper's Fish by CC heere reviews
Well, Jasper gets a fish. It soon gets better...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jasper
What's Worse than Phantom in Manhattan? by Kill Otto reviews
THIS.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Pirates of the Opera by Dani Jones reviews
Crossover! The characters of POTC fall into the world, run into the characters of POTO, and end up with a catastrophe. Jack and the Phantom...bad mix. Christine and Elizabeth...even worse. Norrington...well, the mannequin's in for a surprise! Have fun!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
Plotline Parodies by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
What readers don't need is another story with unoriginal characters & cliched plots. What the Twilight characters don't need is a fan popping up in their world and ruining the story and their lives. From the author of "The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,764 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Baby Wings by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
What happened before the beginning of Maximum ride? what were everyone's favorite bird kids like as babies and toddlers? find out here. It rocks, people, come on, just try it out. Sorry about the shortness of the chapters, but it's quality over quantity.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
It's a Wonderful Life Furuba Version by Priestess Mayumi reviews
A depressed Hatori Sohma makes a wish on a stormy night. As he lives it, will he regret what he wished for? *based on the movie It's a Wonderful Life*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hatori S., Kana S., Mayuko S., Tohru H.
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by the laughing redhead reviews
Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Bittersweet by Sparkling Grey reviews
A collection of one-shots about Marcus and Didyme based off of the song Bittersweet, as well as a few others later on. Some AU and AH later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Marcus, Didyme
Changes by brokenfromthepast reviews
Wanda has been getting sick for the past couple of weeks. What is happening to her? R&R please.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Melanie S./Mel - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Iggy by the7thflockmember reviews
How to Annoy the blind bird-kid
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Iggy - Complete
From A General's Perspective by thecoldest raindrops are tears reviews
Shang's Life from beginning as a child to Post-Army
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,689 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
Scorpion or Grasshopper? by FanoftheMask reviews
6 years have passed since Erik's disappearance. Christine is unhappy with her life with Raoul, so she returns to Paris with their 6 year old son. This decision could leave her alone in the world. This is based on Andrew Lloyd Webber and Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
WE NEED THERAPY by SilverGoldsun - Night.And.Day reviews
Randomness is all around us...just some have it more than others like me, these are just a bunch of random things that will make you laugh for sure. And there will be more Twilight in it i promice. READ IT MWAHAHA! Leave reviews and give me more ideas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Edward Cullen and the iPod Shuffle Quiz by Carrie Swinton reviews
Let's throw Edward, an iPod, a quiz, and a shuffle button into a bag. The mix we have is some really strangely accurate song titles for Edward and a whole lot of laughter in the Cullen house. What will Alice and Emmett do with these titles? Threeshot. xD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward - Complete
NEW CONTEST ALERT by T713 the new Mrs.JasperW.Hale reviews
DEAD LINE DECEMBER 1ST ENTRYS WILL NOT BE TAKEN LATER THAN DECEMBER 3RD winner posted on Dec. 10th write any bella/edward, bella/jasper, bella/emmett, bella/jacob or bella/.... fill in with own sugestion of charater has to be at least 500 word minimum K-M
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Mike's Very Secret, Secret Diary Of Manliness by Insanity-Chaser reviews
Mike has a diary? Well this means: Emmett the hobo, leprechauns at the bottom of the garden, Mike's evil mind, Edward in a thong and total randomness! Rated F for funniness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mike
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Emmett In A Box by Miss Book reviews
What would happen if you put Emmett in a big box that he couldn't get out of? Written by -Miss Book-, and LivLifeForever. It's kind of out there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Emmett
Erik's Wonder Years by Evil Clinky reviews
Before he was the Opéra Ghost, he was a kid—-with lots of problems.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Erik
One Twisted Interview by Grogie13 reviews
What happens when you twist an interview with a spinning bottle, and fans daring the characters to do stupid things? Doc looks afraid, Susan's excited, Link's being a guy, Insecto's up for it, and Bob really has no idea what's going on. ON HIATUS
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
My dreams by team erik and mabudachi reviews
This is what happens when I read to much before bed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Eye of The Beholder by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
Maria, a senior, has just broke up with her loser boyrfreind, James. She becomes intrested in Jasper Hale, the cute little sophomore. But Jasper's big sister, Rosalie, doesn't approve. And Emmett is being stupider then any senior has a right to be. R&R AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jasper, Maria
The Secret Diaries of the Volturi aged 103,972 by owl-eats-waffles reviews
Set directly after the events of Breaking Dawn, this never-before-published peice reveals the inside story of the most infamous and only vampire royal family in history. It contains extracts from the secret diaries of Aro, Marcus and Caius. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Aro, Caius
Ask A Vampire Or a Werewolf Or An Idiot! by MsPikachu reviews
Have you ever had a question you wanted to ask the characters of Twilight, the book made famous by Stephanie Meyer? Well, come ask it here! We interview the characters, and we are certainly open to ideas. Come support us!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Betrayed by Ineedarainbow reviews
What would you do when the man you love didn't return those feelings? A short Jane/Aro one-shot. This is my first fanfiction, so be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jane, Aro - Complete
Behind a Mask by istrawberrytartkp reviews
a poem about the phantom of the opera. please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Toxic Valentine by LacyLenoraSmith reviews
But no matter what Alex Russo does, she is Justin Russo's Toxic Valentine. JALEX! Rated for underage drinking reference.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
EmmettSugarVoturi Danger by WhatIsMyName13 reviews
Basically, it's my deranged scribblings about the time the Cullen boys spiked Emmetts drink while in Voltera, funny, i hope, Very OoC.... sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett
The Confession of a Mischievous Magical Being by Tytania Strange reviews
This is dedicated to L'archange. When a your typical phanfic magical being decides to grant a phan's wish, he gets more than he bargained for.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Erik
The Egyptian Rose by Ms. New York reviews
A century ago two lonely souls ended up spending an eternity with one another. Tonight, they dance underneath the stars.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Amun, Kebi - Complete
Pimp my Cardboard Box by jojo16509 reviews
Hagrid hosts Pimp my Cardboard Box!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Dobby
The Most Amazing Laugh by Grogie13 reviews
Did the man know exactly what the crocodile tongues would do? Well, he knew the peach was bound to grow, along with the bugs. Did he plan this out? Or was it just fate? CentiSpider
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
When Pigs Fly by Propapanda Ganda reviews
Thanks to the destruction of clumsy vampires, the Twilight characters are forced to get jobs. Will they survive the torture or turn that job into chaos?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice, Carlisle
Erik and MSN by luvmyangelofmusic reviews
this was a random story that came about through a chat between a friend and me enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Erik, Christine
Unfit to Be by ReDO reviews
The plot of Finding Nemo now told through humans. Marlin's handicaped son, Nemo, is taken from him by a doctor who thinks Marlin is not a good father. While trying to rescue is son, Marlin meets up with some familiar characters. Will he get his son back?
Finding Nemo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009
Fyre by Auua Ytjoml reviews
A song from Dustfinger's perspective.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Dustfinger - Complete
The Jumper Fiasco by HerGoldenWings reviews
Oneshot. Over the Christmas holidays, Draco Malfoy lost his favourite black jumper. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella in Business by paper.creations reviews
“If you need help in understanding something,Bella, just let me know and I’ll help you out.” He said for the 10th time in the half hour class had been in session. If he kept offering,he might not make it to the end of class-Cullen's in Classes Sequence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Eric - Complete
Voodoo Dolls by Spongyllama reviews
Sirius has taken up a strange new habit: making voodoo dolls of everyone he knows. Now a twoshot which is an alternate ending. Bits of LJ, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fandom: Twilight by AnimegirlKiki reviews
I randomly wrote this. I don't write much poetry but I thought this was cool so Please review what you think. It is how I see the fandom of Twilight at least what it means to me. I don't own Twilight S. Meyer does. : Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
You know you're obsessed with PotO, when by Olivia Greene reviews
Here are a couple indicative signs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
Have a Drink on Me by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
There's absolutely nothing like a tall cold glass of something yummy on a hot day. Frankie Foster, you have been warned.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Frankie, Wilt - Complete
One Moment by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
One moment changed it all for the Volturi. A drabble like series of the day each of the Volturi gaurds were changed. Aro, Marcus, Cauis, Athendora, Sulpicia, Demetri, Felix, Didyme, Heidi, Santiago, Afton, Renata, Chelsea, Corin, Jane, and Alec. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009
Down Once MoreTrack Down this Murderer Parody! by Paris Ballerina reviews
Hey! Wrote this at one in the morning so random lol. The characters are OCC but then this couldn't be a comedy! Sorry Raoul fans minor bashing, but I couldn't resist :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Never Use Sarcasm on a Star by Sunburst25 reviews
When Bella uses sarcasm on a star, and it comes true, she learns the hard way to take her wishes seriously when in quite a furry predicament. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Volturi Guard's Memories by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Childhood is important. It shapes the way we are, and the way we will be. Too bad the members of the Volturi Guard had such terrible ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Heidi, Aro - Complete
Center of Blogging for Magical Persons by Shipper Friendly reviews
Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by LeLuvTrianglePenguinGiraffe'nI reviews
Ivy finds out that Will is cheating on her... would she be able to love him the same way, even if she knows his dirty little secret? sorry 1st story, and it must suck, so i apoligize already : its a short story, sorry I'll write more next time
Kissed by an Angel series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Ivy, Will - Complete
Laughter like tears by HerGoldenWings reviews
DMHG Oneshot. Second Sunday always meant lunch at the Weasleys, but Hermione gets a feeling that she won't be welcome anymore. Drabble,
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Death of A Rice Ball by Lover of Angelus reviews
Rice Ball has fallen and Cat and Rat have stopped their fighting.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Leah's new happiness by eosa333 reviews
Sam knows everything about Leah, at least that's what he thinks
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Leah, Sam
Mirror Image by carino2 reviews
Pre-MAX. While being held captive by the Uber-Director, Max engages him in conversation and picks up absolutely nothing. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Max, Uber-director - Complete
Emmett's Bedtime Story by Catchick10 reviews
Nessie askes Emmett to tell her a bedtime story. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Akito's Drunken Stupor by flamingbunnies reviews
Akito is bored to tears and decides to walk around the main house for fun. Somehow she gets ahold of some "juice". How will the day go?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Akito S.
Emmett's Secret by Paranoid Blue reviews
What is Emmett's secret and, more importantly, how will Rose react when Emmett tells her. Re-written. Oneshot. Set during Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Imprint by AthenodoraHatesMe reviews
Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Caius, Leah
Aro is a Superstar And on a Suger Rush by team erik and mabudachi reviews
Aro wants to be a superstar!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Twilight Q&A by Ole Miss Chick reviews
Here you can ask the characters of Twilight ANY question you'd like. Send in your questions and they'll do their best to answer them for you lovely readers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Snip by FutureCullen22 reviews
Oneshot. Leah cuts her hair soon after becoming a werewolf. LPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
La mia Notte la più Scura by TwilightofElla reviews
My Darkest Night." one-shot CPOV post New Moon. Carlisle revisits the night he left Volterra and the reasons why he has never gone back to help guide Edward in the right direction, to make sure he wont ever leave again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Carlisle, Aro
My life as a goth by Shaddow Star reviews
i suk at summarys. just reed pls! Edward, Escape The fate, My Chemical romance and others.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Edward
Peanuts by Crazii Choco reviews
Mac is sick and won't stop barfing, and it's all because of the peanuts Mr Herriman put in last night's fudge cake by accident. But what do you do when you find out peanuts weren't actually put in the fudge cake..?
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Mac
I'm WIZARD! by A True Weasley reviews
Dumbledore comes to a sudden realization before his death. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Merely Passed On by the laughing redhead reviews
A conversation between Albus Severus and his dad, right before that 19 years later chapter in DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Odd Thing About Death by the laughing redhead reviews
An afterlife story, following DH. NT/RL LE/JP SB and everyone else that i loved. Let's just say that our favorite dead characters didn't get boring in the afterlife Marauders. Who else?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Midnight by Randomperson121212 reviews
This is a parody of Twilight. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doggie Down by EmeraldEyes1994 reviews
I'm sorry, Bella. But you're just too stupid for me to be associated with." Please no mean comments I already know it's stupid. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella - Complete
Innocence by Ren Black reviews
Drabbles consisting of our favorite blind avian bird boy Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Iggy
All My Fault by LaurieLovesErik reviews
Snape reflects on Lily and James' deaths. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Severus S.
A dark, stormy night by brittanyandjasper reviews
Entry for TwilightArchive's July challenge. The day that Marcus finds out that his beloved Didyme is dead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Marcus, Didyme - Complete
Behind The Benches by coinlaundry reviews
Every Friday they watched each other, not knowing the other was doing the exact same. Oneshot. BZ/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
One Missed Call by MissThespian reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
A Fear of Elmo! by nelbyismasterofpenguins reviews
The title is enough of a summary. This is just random crap, so you'll love this story if you like that sort of stuff. Basically, Emmet has a fear of Elmo. Yes, the guy from Sesame Street. :P Please read and review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
Drabbles by ranDUMM reviews
Drabbles based on quotes from the HP books, set by Twin Exchange Forum. Fred/George pairing just for Twin Exchange; no main pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Deception and Death in Volterra by twitina reviews
This is a one-shot for the Volturi fanfic contest. See Didyme's death through Sulpicia's eyes. It's an outtake from my fanfic, Unexpected Changes, which I have just started to publish here.Hope you'll check it out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sulpicia, Didyme - Complete
New Moon My Way Chapter 1 by team erik and mabudachi reviews
This is my version of New Moon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Memories by ikasamelindora reviews
Max doesn't know quite what to think of everything, now. They'd spent so long trying to find where he was meant to belong, and now she doesn't want to let him go. Small drabble; very slight Iggy/Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
101 Ways Twin Weasleys Annoy Umbridge by ubetchaimhot reviews
All of the ways J.K. Rowling never told you about how Fred and George Weasley annoyed Professor Umbridge. Lots of colors and randomness. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Fred W., George W.
10 Ways to Get on Jacob's Badside by Sunburst25 reviews
10 hilarous ways to get on the infamous Jacob Black's badside. Try on your own risk, you have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Would You Rather CULLEN STYLE! by MirandaCullen223 reviews
Would you rather cullen style is an entertaining thriller that will make you pee your pants! i havent seen one out there so READ! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Q? by HYPERchicadee reviews
Edward and Bella have the stupidest conversation in history.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lucky To Have A Sister Like You by blue-eyed-blonde12 reviews
Chuckie falls asleep on the couch. Kimi can't just leave him there. Just a little stepsibling fic that ISN'T incest.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chuckie F., Kimi F. - Complete
How To Name A Dog by Shipper Friendly reviews
This is how Remus and Tonks named their dog...well just pretend that they got a dog somehow! Inspired by a prompt at TS. DIALOUGE ONLY one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Iggy's dead! by black knight97 reviews
When Iggy and Angel get into a fight there is just no end to the maddness. Iggy seems to be mad at everyone.But why? Puberty? Maturity? Nobody knows and doesn't want to.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max, Iggy
The Unrequited Love of Dobby by siriuslives394 reviews
Dobby was in love. Oh yes, love of the highest degree. Third chapter added. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Dobby, Ron W. - Complete
Our New Moon Parody by Cold War Takeover reviews
Our New Moon parody, which we will soon post to youtube! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009
You know you're obsessed with POTO when by WolvesChaseRabbits reviews
This is my first time doing this sort of thing...first 20 statements. If all goes well, I might continue. No flames please. Reviews much appreciated. Doesn't the title explain a lot already? Caution when reading if you are a huge Raoul fan.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
A Parody of Cliched Characters by iMbEtTiNgOnAlIcE357 reviews
A parody of fan fics with VERY cliche characters. Includes cliches of Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, Rose, and Esme in first chapter. Bella and Carlisle are normal
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008
The Smarties and the 'Good Stuff' by nelbyismasterofpenguins reviews
One day, Emmet decides he wants to try to withstand human food, so he tries Smarties! Instead of eating them, though, he snorts them! Um, yea, this is my first Twilight fanfic. Story is better than summary. Just believe me on this one. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Letters from Holly by fairy milly reviews
What if every officer had to write a letter to their family and friends incase something should happen to them on a mission. What would Holly Short’s say? set during TLC. chapter 8 is up at last :
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S.
A Phantom Christmas Carol by Angel of Mystery-145 reviews
1870- Four spirits convene to teach Erik a much-needed lesson throughout one terrible night he will never forget. *E/C* - adaptation of Dickens' "Scrooge" to fit with PotO/2004 movie, some Kay - fantasy prequel to Symphony in the Twilight
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,478 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Parody of Stephanie Meyer's New Moon by PikaknightFT1 reviews
A parody of New Moon I wrote for my Creative Writing class. I think it's pretty accurate. Flames are welcomed and encouraged. Bring it on.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snack Shack by Midnight Memories reviews
Something dangerous and mysterious attempts to swipe at the Volturi leader... wait... "Is that a sheep?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
Final Moments by deducing-opera-ghost reviews
Redemption, retribution, and realization. The characters of the tragic love story finally understand what it means to love...far too late. Oneshot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Of Gardenburgers and Spider Monkeys by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A parody of the Twilight movie. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Athenodora, Chelsea
Maniac Diaries by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Akito Sohma keeps a diary; the evidence displayed in said diary leads to the conclusion that maybe he isn't the stoic bastard the franchise portrays him as. /Total crack.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Akito S. - Complete
Sunset by Ebony Dark'ness reviews
This is an anti-Twilight parody. Flames, critiques, and all other comments welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The WingedWonder Makes A Chatroom by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
The flock is now IMing! But, there is consequences. Seeing Fang in his boxers, for example. And having the ultimate yo mamma contest. Plus having Fang get bottle fingers. You know, that type of stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Max - Complete
Say What? by Shipper Friendly reviews
Sequel to Look, NOTES! Set in 6th and 7th year. The Marauders and Lily talk to each other through charmed paper. Laughter ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Sunset by Bite Me Jasper Cullen reviews
Someone took Jasper. But who? Why? Where? Will Jasper die? Or can the cullens save him. Please review. WARNING; if you don't like scenes of violence don't read past chapter 6.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Talk by STRiPESandShades reviews
After Madame Giry hid Erik away from the world where he spent many years in hiding. Madame returned to Erik who was about 12 at the time and believed it was high time to give Erik "The Talk" Erik may be moody and OOC at times, one-shot, movieverse
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Erik, Madame Giry - Complete
The Volturi's Travel Arrangements by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw reviews
Just a quick oneshot about the difficulties the Volturi have getting around. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Aro, Caius - Complete
More Than a Doll by PocketxFullxOfxDreams reviews
He was not meant for people, not meant to be loved by one. Not meant to be touched, and loved, and envied, and played with, but those three were different, because they had simply never cared. Yuki centric.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Yuki S. - Complete
Cheese One Shots by Velosarahptor reviews
A series of Cheese one shots.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Phantom Stereotypes by VampPhan reviews
It's a poem about something we're all guilty of. Don't try to deny it. Please read and review, but most importantly, take action with this idea, and spread the word.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Random Cullen Parodies by Lenny-Ze-DuckX reviews
Toast? Goodwill? A blue polka-dotted duck? oh my, the Cullens and their er... moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009
Breaking Dawn Parody by Permanent Rose reviews
A Breaking Dawn Parody. What more can I say?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Amun, Didyme
Harry Potter, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
The best fanficiton ever made...maybe...almost...well kind of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Immortal Highschool by adalia of the moon an stars reviews
I know This has been done, bt not with these charachters! Find out what happens when i thrust some of the older vampires into a japanese highschool! includes: love, heartbreak and crazyness! a bit of swearing. reviews are loved!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Aro, Carlisle
You're Obsessed with Twilight Fanfiction when by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
The foolproof way to know that you don't have a life beyond both Twilight and the internet! From the creator of 'The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show'. Rated T because I'm paranoid. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Funeral by Kebire reviews
“I’ll find the one who did this, master. For you.” A Jane and Aro drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Aro, Jane - Complete
Origin of the Fop by Dark Lady of the Sonnets reviews
A one-shot about where Erik got the word fop in the first place. Movie-based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Erik, Madame Giry - Complete
You Don't Owe Me Anything? by VampPhan reviews
That is Erik's question to Christine after "Il Muto". He does not kill Buquet, and she does not meet Raoul. What happens? Third in What-if oneshot series.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Ian's Loving Group by eStHeR-tHe-ScRiBe reviews
Kyle says he still should've killed Wanda... how does Ian feel about that... and why does kicking guys between their legs hurt them so much? Wanda will soon see. Parody.
Host - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
I Don't Know You by VampPhan reviews
Second in a one-shot What If? Series. Something happens in MOTN that changes the rest of the scene...movie-based, of course.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Erik Saves the Day by gravity01 reviews
A different take on Christine and Raoul's abusive relationship. RC and then EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Merry Christmas! by Kaname-Black-Panther reviews
It's Christmas on The Nocturne and someone's in for a rude awakening!
Vampirates series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
All That Really Matters by Shipper Friendly reviews
Jasper always told me to trust my heart. If he's taking it with me, what's there to trust? Jasper leaves Alice and she breaks down. It'll be a happy ending...right? oneshot AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
SPARKLE by theessenceofsyd reviews
Oneshot Parody: Edward's sparkle ablility is not up to par.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
A Lesson About Conditioner by Shipper Friendly reviews
Bella forgets conditioner, so she has to go get it off the shelf! And she's wet! ONE-SHOT This is the one time where I can't write a summary for this story, so it's better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella - Complete
MangaFlock by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, the flock escapes an army of Flyboys to end up at a….anime convention? They find out about J.P.’s new manga about them, get mistaken for cosplayers, and why does everyone keep calling Fang “Dark”?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Phone Pysch by Kenelfie reviews
Pointless Drabble exploring what ringtones the Mabudachi Trio would have for each other.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Shigure S. - Complete
A lovers adventure by starburst27 reviews
ERIK MEETS A PERFECT WOMAN! Over and over and over again......And each time she's PERFECT! PERFECT I TELL YOU! PERFECT! It's a parody
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Erik
Look, NOTES! by Shipper Friendly reviews
Notes/convos between the Marauders and Lily. Laughter ensues. HEHEHE. DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE CAPITAL LETTERS OR THE MARAUDERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Kyrie by starburst27 reviews
Christine begins to feel upset about Erik's EMONESS. So to remedy this, she gets him a girlfriend! But Christine makes a TRADIIIIIC mistake and Eriks new lover is killed! So she buys him another one. AND THAT ONE IS KILLED TOO! BUT THE THIRD ONE LIVES!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Erik
The Bet by TheMarshmaloWizardGhostCookie reviews
Ginny and Harry have a baby...and two ghosts make a wager on the name...THREESHOT Please RR My first HP story FLAMES WILL BE USED TO TOAST MY YUMMY MARSHMALLOWIZARDGHOSTCOOKIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Just a Dream by MmeGray reviews
What if Jasper had a fiancee that he never told anyone about? Not even Alice? How would she feel when she found out that he'd been declared dead during the Civil War? Oneshot songfic. VERY SAD!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Jasper - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by KaleidoscopeVintage reviews
Hermione has a mishap with her timeturner, and finds herself in Marauderera Hogwarts. With the wanting to get back to her friends, she falls unexpectedly head over heels for one Marauder, and doesn't really know what to do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Underland Gag Reel by GorimJr reviews
Wait, so you thought they all just got it right the first time? Well, you thought wrong! All the things that went wrong in The Underland Chronicles. Stupid or funny... It's your call. Rated T for possible future language by Ares, Gregor, Henry, and Ripre
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2008
Heaven by carino2 reviews
Ari expands on his plan for Max's capture during book 2. Please crit!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
In Simon's mind, sibling rivalry was fine. It was normal. Sibliing flirting, however, was not.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Stages by Katherine A. Rossetti reviews
Marcus of the Volturi was the last person Leah Clearwater thought she would ever imprint with. A werewolf and vampire soul mates? Yeah, they didn’t think it was possible either. Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Erik's Ghost by drgn grl reviews
Erik may be the Opera Ghost, but what happens when he meets a real one?---one shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Birth by Ri Francis Walker reviews
A little one-shot about Jane and Alec, before their evil-ness officially set in.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the laws of insanity by starburst27 reviews
One day, Harry presses an evil button that engulfs the universe in a reality where toast equals 76 and the laws of pyshics are nothing more than a small pile of Ostrich barf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Crowded Lonely Night by how I live now reviews
George is finding it hard to cope with Fred's death...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Peace and Quiet by starburst27 reviews
Root goes crazy! oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Julius R.
A Bite Of a Fan Club by LethalxRose reviews
A Fanfic I thought Up of when I was bored. Flame if you would liek too tell meh if I should update. The Cullens discover their life is a book and some fans are asking . . . very odd things of them.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007
The Phantomization of Broadway! by NordyGirl reviews
Here are the Phantomized Lyrics to some of everyones favorite broadway songs! Enjoy! rated PG13 for language. Please R and R! P.S. I will take requests if I know the song! Disclaimer: I own nothing.Now featuring Disney Songs!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/20/2005
Goodbye by abandonedaccount13 reviews
The Hatter's parties are tainted with memories of Alice... he can't seem to forget her. R&R Oneshot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
What We Miss by abandonedaccount13 reviews
Willy Wonka has missed out on a few things... RATED T FOR SAFETY oneshot
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Phantom of Hogwarts by Always Hopeful reviews
AU! COMPLETE! What happens when you combine Phantom of the Opera with Harry Potter? You get Minerva taking Transfiguration lessons from an unknown source, that's what. Can Albus save her in time before the teacher Tom Riddle, takes her over completely?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,796 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Shadows by Mellia reviews
Modern. The years passed, people moved on but Erik never managed to escape his mother’s attic. Small series of vignettes. Kay inspired, with Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Erik
Idiot's Basket by Aya Hinata reviews
Me and my friend Ami decide to write a Fruits Basket parody. Rated for extreme language and semivioence
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006
The Last Drop by topazanddebussy reviews
Small ficlet, really tiny. Bella reminisces, Edward broods. Angsty, depending on your perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Erik's Jingles by RowenaIsolde reviews
Imagine...your favorite songs as a child...like I'm a little teapot or Ba ba blacksheep...phantomized. R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Erik - Complete
Feral Subtleties by SimplyElymas reviews
A oneshot regarding the time that Erik spent in the late hours of the night, in the forests surrounding his home. Kay based. Little!Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
What really lies behind the mask by PhantomFlutePlayer reviews
Well we all know the scene where Christine takes of Erik's mask. This is that scene with a twist. Rating is just for lanugage.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005
I'm Too Sexy For My Mask by Amaranth Sedai reviews
Ever hear the Right Said Fred song? Well, it's like that, only with Phantom!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
What a way to live! by awoman reviews
A child has to grow up with the Phantom's face in our days.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Erik
Fruit Salad by kerushei reviews
A parody of Fruits Basket. Everyone is stranger than usual. I suck at summaries. Just read it okay?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2005
LOATHING! by Batty-chan reviews
This is a parody of Phantom using "What is This Feeling?" from the musical Wicked. Between Raoul and Erik. Read and review, you know you want to. A Rating PG, for safety, since there ARE some allusions to murder.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2004
Erik Loses His Marbles by AMarguerite reviews
In the literal sense, Erik loses his marbles, though the metaphorical sense is debatable. He also steals matches and builds a town out of mud. A phic on Erik's childhood, wherein he discovers revenge is sweet.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Erik - Complete
The Letter by bundles-'o-joy reviews
Young Erik recieves a curious letter that just might change his life...grin, grin Please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/28/2004
Switched! PTO Style by Arcane Irony reviews
Premise: The characters are stuck performing Phantom of the Opera over and over and over and they are all a bit fed up with their roles. Watch me have fun completely messing things up.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
What's my age again parody Remus by boolala reviews
A short little Blink182 parody dealing with Remus' "monthly problem"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Remus L.
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/2/2004
Élan Vital by The Phantom Parisienne reviews
Erik dies, but reawakens in the body of a small child in the year 2003. He soon discovers that he wasn’t the only one; Christine, Nadir and Raoul are in 2003 as well. Strangely, the bodies that they are in belong to real children. ((Complete!))
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Dumbledore's Survey by Phantom Quill reviews
The Hogwarts Survey by Dumbledore! Many, many, many Chapters to go! .....NARCISSA NOW HERE!.......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
But I Love you by Phantom Aria reviews
A Little Erik conversation poem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2003
When I Play by Phantom Aria reviews
My first attempt at younger Erik poetry.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003
Harry Potter and the Shameless Parody by SusieQ1 reviews
Be afraid, be very afraid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
The Patron of the Opera ::complete:: by chicketieboo reviews
Alternate ending...very weird, a dream I had last night... only one chapt. what if? a crazy who is who mystery
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2002
What Might Have Been, What Might Yet Be by Phantom of the Basement reviews
This little fic is based on what my brother and I thought would happen if some other HP characters looked in the Mirror of Erised. So far, only Sirius and Ginny's entries are up here. No real order, just the order that I wrote them in. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Sirius B., Ginny W.
Mademoiselle Daae Is Dead by Clara Stone reviews
Basically, pay no heed to the title. Just read it. It's getting there that's half the fun and, if you know how I write, you never know what's going on until the end!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2002
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
Very Funny Fan Fiction by Clara Stone reviews
One day Erik finds very funny fan fiction. Here are those summaries. Rate PG-13 for refering to rated R things (get it?). Please R/R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2002
The Phantom Takes a Road Trip by The Real Christine Daae reviews
I'm baaaaaccckkk! Muahahahahaaaaa! After a long abscence in writing my Phantom parodies, I was inspired to do a "road trip" scenario to humorize my drive from Phoenix to Orlando!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2002
Twisted Every Way by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Yes Yes I know this title is way over-used but read this phunny phic and you will find out why this was the only fitting name for it!!!!!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/3/2001
Booze Hounds raid the Opera by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Deepest Apologies... After a long sleepless night, several drinks, and the nagging question of "What would really happen if the cast to POTO got extremely drunk?" Here is the result of that night... Please don't flame me. I blame the alcohol completely!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/22/2001
A Mother's Wish... by Hank Riddle reviews
Erik's mother begins to wonder...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2001
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I Love You reviews
Bella/Caius...in a way. And a bit of Bella/Stefan. The question is, who will she ultimately end up with? Made for a Twilight contest I think was called NEW CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Caius, Bella
A Cure for Boredom is What We Aim For reviews
Aro finds a list on things to do when bored, and it results in pure awesomeness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Aro