Faith Weitzner
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Joined 05-26-09, id: 1948123, Profile Updated: 07-15-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey! My name is Faith!

I am a sophmore in High School!

I love to sing, dance, and act and I love theater!

I have been in every single one of my school plays and have gotton roles in them!

I also have been in theater programs!

I love the O.C. and if anybody else does! U ROCK!

Which reminds me...I absolutely love pink and light blue...obviously! lawlz.

And I loooovvvvvvveee sparkles, rhinestones, anything badazzeled, and mostly SPARKLES!!

I am totally preppy when I want to be...but let me explain that...

So, when you first meet me, I am like really shy...but if I get to know you and like you then i learn to trust you enough that I can open up to you!

Then, you realize that I am SO not shy! haha

Oh, and I also say "like", "um", and "totally" alot! So, don't be surprized if I say those words a lot! haha

Also, you should know that if I ever put a smiley (: , then that either means that I am laughing, or actually smiling!

But I obviously use the other smileys like :D and :) and :P haha but the last one mean that im kidding, so if i say something offensive but put that smiley next

to it, you know that i am TOTALLY kidding!

I am always known as the nice girl, because I never say mean things, unless i am kidding or am like really steamed!

Also, because I totally don't swear. I think that swearing just makes people sound unintelligent! haha

Oh, and I also HATE violence. Even tho, like i said if im kidding, then i will like playfully hit you, but like yeah, no abuse! And I am so pro-peace! Peace and LOVE!

Another thing about me is that I am a brunette, but I am about 94 percent blonde! (As in "Dumb" blonde) and i just realized it recently from like every person that i asked and it turns out that my hair is actually dirty blonde!! So, i was like, "now wonder!!"

I'm not even kidding you! I am very smart, but sometimes, lets just say I am slooowww! haha

But, my friends think that is funny so! lawlz

I am completely obsessed with twilight! And in every twilight quiz i take (not too many, but quite a few) , I am Bella!

I am super clutzy and I have brown hair. Oh, and I have hazel eyes, so they ARE part brown (hazel=brown/green)!

I am also (in quizzes) Olivia Newton John or Sandy from Grease!

If you have ever seen that movie (i really hope you have or you are kinda strange...NO OFFENSE :P), then you can see that I am

SO TOTALLY like Sandy as the nice girl AND Sandy as the "Your the one that I want" girl at the end!! :D

I love to be myself so no one is ever going to change me!

Love and Peace people!

-Faith :D

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Do YOU remember the 90s??...

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . .

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you late. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you make random Twilight references and you see Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse related things and point it out to your friends and they tell you to shut up and you’re crazy. Crazy is when you rather read then eat. Crazy is when you sprain your ankle and keep on skateboarding. Crazy is when you memorize those phrase thingies that everyone posts on here and randomly say them to everybody you do and don't know. Crazy is when you print off two copies of your favorite"copy and pastes," - one for your locker and one for your room. Crazy is when you dance and sing Christmas songs along the main street even though it's Halloween. Crazy is singing all the songs to Glee and Taylor Swift by heart in your room to find that you're family is right outside the door laughing. If you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add one crazy thing you've done to the list.

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Hidden Beneath the Floorboards by typerventilating reviews
COMPLETE REWRITE: Bella's life had always been a bit simple, that is until her move to Chicago where she finds a journal and begins to write in it. Only to find that it's a way to communicate with the dead boy of her dreams, Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,645 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
At second sight by TheFlutteryButterfly reviews
Bella and Edward do not like each other. Will online dating help them erase the unfortunate first impressions? A silly little story about two people who fight against something that they both want the most. Drabble-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 34,823 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Edward
Being Bella by Flight2013 reviews
The street was in view now and I crossed it. No one ever used this road. No one. Not since half of it had been ruined from street racing. And that's why I didn't expect the car. Sarah was just a normal woman, finally free to live her life. What happens when after a car crash she finds herself waking up as Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, OC
A Walk to Eternity by AlwaysAndForever13 reviews
Bella has a secret she doesn't want anyone to know about. She's been diagnosed with Leukemia and she doesn't know how much longer she will live. What happens when someone has to make the decision of life and death for her? Will he be able to? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,060 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ain't No EtchASketch by RosieRathbone reviews
A night seeing Edward Masen live in concert is a dream come true for Bella Swan. But what goes on once the show has ended is something she had only dreamt of. A steamy evening, leaves Bella in a rather sticky situation. 'That's one doodle that can't be undid'. AH, Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 62,515 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious reviews
Fifth - and final - book in my TGIL series. Rob's POV of "Missing You". Contains dialogue from book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Rob W., Jess M.
Sunflowers by Unicorn's Whisper reviews
I lost so much time. Over the years I forgot what it was like to love and be loved, but I never forgot what I really wanted. "I can't take this... I can't take this anymore!" "Claire, what-" "Home. I just want to go home." Quil/Claire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,250 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Unforeseen Events by Golden Immortality reviews
1-800-where-r-u/mediator crossover. Jess/Rob and JS. read and review.
Crossover - Mediator & 1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,719 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8148 - Favs: 8,224 - Follows: 8,429 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
From Dusk to Dawn by Mercury Ice reviews
Lindsay is the new girl at La Push High. Everything is going fine for her until she falls for a certain Wolf Boy. Will the two lovers stay together or will the pack push Lindsay out of Jacob's arms forever? REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Jacob, Leah
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The stars and the sun by IsabellaDangelo reviews
What would happen if a human from our universe ended up in the Twilight universe? What would she really think? Do? Feel? And what if our universe was the “fictional” one? New Moon continuing through BD, AU, Canon couples, Longest Twilight FF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 104 - Words: 500,356 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Eternally Intertwined by Bronzehyperion reviews
The moment vampire Edward Cullen meets human girl Bella Swan, he is attracted to her. But she is taken so he cannot pursue her. Things change when his sister Alice has a vision that intertwines Edward's life with Bella's indefinitely. Eternally...COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 297,931 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Side Of Him by indjee reviews
Edward's the hottest single in town. That's why it's no surprise Bella's BFF Tanya falls head over heels for him. But what happens when it turns out he isn't interested in her, but in Bella? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,478 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Trip for a Walk by AlkalineLeigh reviews
When Bella's best friend,Alice,enters her into America's Next TopModel, life may change for the better or worse. While Bella fights to be on top and actually get something out of life, she finds herself falling for one of the judges,Edward Masen.All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15835 - Favs: 7,058 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Track by TwiHard24 reviews
She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,669 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Brady
La Push'n And Love'n by TwiHard24 reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Paul
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Betrayed by mizzxmay reviews
B&A are BFF, E&J are also BFF, EM&R are the GOLDEN COUPLE. E&J are Mr.Hotshots. B&A secretely admire them but wont admit it. The guys doesnt seem to notice them but everything changes this year. Whether for good or bad, you'll have to read on and find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
MALiGNANCE by Allie Capphar reviews
Seth Clearwater imprinting story. Because Seth needs some love. Even imprints need to deal with MALiGNANCE. Rated T to be safe. Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 81,216 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Seth
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service by TwiHard24 reviews
This is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Embry
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Welcome to the Real World Outtakes by Mk Marie reviews
Missing scenes from my story, Welcome to the Real World. It includes EPOV from when Bella tells him of the pregnancy, CPOV when he sees her file, the boys at Toys R'us, the birthing class, and many others.Read Real World first or it won't make any sense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Fireman: Outtakes from Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Outtakes mostly in EPOV from Controlled Burn. This does not stand alone as it's own story, and chapters will not make sense if not read along with Controlled Burn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009
Flower Petals by TwiHard24 reviews
“I love you,” I told him, looking directly into his eyes. “What about your boyfriend?” Seth asked, looking down. “Screw him, he’s an asshole anyway," I told him with a grin before grabbing his jacket and pulling him down for a kiss. SethxOC FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Seth
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Kiss with a Side of Fries by luv2read134 reviews
Bella works at McDonald's. Take her job and throw in a gorgeous green-eyed customer, spilled fries, a fat lady, and a kiss, and you get the beginning of a hot romance. AH. B/E. Now Extended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4796 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You can have one or the other by ScribblerSwart90 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, what happens if Bella's feelings come quicker for Jacob than in New moon? First fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Help Me, Save Me by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
When Edward left, he wanted Bella to have a vampire free life. But what if they weren't the only vampires interested in her? Her life is just one big disaster, but can the Cullens help her when she needs them most? When she is in a mental institution?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,927 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
IDK! READ! by Paul-Is-My-Imprint11 reviews
JUST READ IT! U NO U WANT TO..... CLICK MY STORY! CLICK MY STORY! YEA YEA YEA YEA CLICK IT! U NO U WANT TO READ IT!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
What The Hell by TwiHard24 reviews
Then I realized that I had to pee. Really bad. So, I of course, just walked passed the gym and down the hall towards the bathroom. That is until a door suddenly burst open and smacked me right in the face. CollinXOC imprint story. Funny, give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Collin
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by Mk Marie reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 180,550 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Blame Me by sisterhoodfan reviews
AU/AH: "It was just one night of laughter and drinking. It changed both of our lives..." Edward was driving home from a party, drunk, he happens to hit Bella Swan along the way. OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The rest of forever by Mk Marie reviews
SEQUEL TO A SECOND LIFE, A SECOND CHANCE. Will ExB be able to make it through a new set of problems? Including being stuck in an airplane with crazy family members, drastic changes to the family dynamic, and most challenging... Alice, the wedding nazi?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Friends, Right? by truetwilighter13 reviews
Edward is Bella's best guy friend. But what happens when Bella goes on vacation with the Cullen's and starts to have feelins for Edward? Does he feel the same way? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,443 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
Shadows and Meadows by Angelmuse reviews
Bella and Edward encounter some very powerful vampires with very unique abilities. Evil has a way of reaching through time.......and the Cullens' future could be in grave danger. R & R, please! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Summer Love by lost-girl666 reviews
Bella is having to spend her summer with her family, when its the last thing she wants to do,But when she see an old friend named Edward and Bella falls for him.She also finds out a secret of Edward's. all human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009
Bring Me To Life by Hayley-Cullen93 reviews
Jacob hadn't told Bella he was a werewolf. He left her and now Bella realises she can not cope with this double heart break. Edward is the only one who can save her, but will he get to her in time? New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Love and Trials by Blondie56 xoxo reviews
Jenna moved from sunny fl to forks. She doesnt make to many friends accept for edward cullen and jacob black. Her whole world turns upside down and the two boys pasts soon come and follow her as well as her own
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Jacob
In a Manner of Speaking by 3547805892627482245 reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
Before I Die by sisterhoodfan reviews
Edward has cancer. He knows that he'll die soon, and before that happens, he wants to have fun with his life. He doesn't want to find love, but as he has 'fun', he meets a girl, named Bella. AH AU BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,966 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Past by CoDeBrEaKeRs reviews
Renesemee asks about Jacob and Bella.. things doesn't quite smooth though..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
We Met In Preschool by sisterhoodfan reviews
Bella has a flashback when she sees an old friend. AH/One-Shot Written for dolphinherovamp5's challenge...Nominated on the Sparkle Awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
A second life, a second chance by Mk Marie reviews
AU-Human. When Bella's twin brother dies in a horrible accident Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. Ofcourse she meets the gang there and they try to help her get setteled in her new life. ExB, All human. Sucky summary... give it a chance? Thnx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,799 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Swan by DancingWithRoses reviews
The Cullens and Hales are spending their summer at an elite cheerleading and football camp. Bella Swan proves to be a friend and a kick ass cheerleader. What happens when hilarity ensues and pranks begin? Normal parings AU AH OOC Changing POV ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
If You Could See Me Now by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella's son has an imaginary friend called Edward. Bella needs a friend. What will happen when she meets someone called Edward who looks A LOT like the guy in the picture her son drew of himself and his "friend." Is it just coincidence. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,301 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coma by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Christmas At The Lodge by TwiHard24 reviews
The Cullens are spending their holidays at the Hale Lodge-just like every other year. Emmett's trying to get Rosalie, Jasper's trying to make his move with Alice, and Edward is intrigued by the Lodge's singer/snowboarding instructer.AH REALLY FUNNY!REVIE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sacrifice of Life by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward never came back after New Moon, Bella was left cold and empty. Bella was changed and is now in a gothic band called 'Sacrifice of Life' but will Edward notice he drastic change in character? Does Bella still hate Edward? What do all her songs mean?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,541 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Missing Ryder by StArZiLL reviews
Jess and Rob, after Missing You, are sharing Rob's house and a Political Science class at a local college. But when their professor apparently commits suicide under mysterious circumstances, it's up to the couple to get to the bottom of it...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007
Falling for You by sugarhigh123 reviews
All Human, AU. Bella and Edward are best friends, and have grown up together with the others. In eighth grade, Edward promises himself one thing. He won't fall for Bella. It's much easier spoken than done. Won't be cliched, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8218 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Return to Forks by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella moves from Ireland to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. She meets Edward Cullen and love blossoms. Regular pairings. Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl I Like Is My Sanctuary by VickyVicarious reviews
Fourth story in my TGIL series. Rewrite of 'Sanctuary' in Rob's POV. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,439 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Needs A Safe House by VickyVicarious reviews
Safe House' from Rob's POV... Third in my 'The Girl I Like...' series... Contains dialogue from the book... you've heard it all before.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Is Code Named Cassandra by VickyVicarious reviews
That's right... "Code Name Cassandra", from Rob's POV. Second in my series of "The Girl I Like..." Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
New Moon the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Sequel to Twilight the Parody. Read that one first before this! This gets funnier near the middle and end, so give it a chance please. Eclipse parody is now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Eclipse the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Sequel to "New Moon the Parody", 3rd part to "Twilight the Parody". Make sure that you read these two first before this one, or else you will be missing out on a lot. Very funny, check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2008
The Girl I Like Was Struck By Lightning by VickyVicarious reviews
When Lightning Strikes - from Rob's POV. I'm planning on doing the entire series, but who knows how far I'll actually get. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Note Passing: The sequel! by sugarhigh123 reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Twilight the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Note Passing by sugarhigh123 reviews
What happens when people pass notes and get caught? Sort of funny I think, if you have my sense of humor. Mike, Mrs. Goff, Mr. Banner's fan club, it's all there. Flames will be used to help me burn jacob in hell. Sequel is much better, so read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Define Mischievous by AlkalineLeigh reviews
This is just a bunch of incredibly random stories that basically entail the wonderful adventures of the Cullens and Bella. Of course, the only way that they can spend time together without fighting for someone's life is getting into mischief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Cullen Dance Academy reviews
Bella is an amazing dancer who just got accepted into Cullen Dance Academy, the most succesful school in the country.What happens when the dance instructor is a certain bronze haired god who shows feelings toward Bella? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Little Thing Called Theatre
So,this has nothing to do with twilight,but give it shot!Here's a preview: "Mom!" I whined "Please dont walk me inPeople are ginna think I'm some hick from texas gittying onup to the rodeo with her 'hip' mom who wearing hat thatsays "Kiss mei ridehorses"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009
Edward's Bella and Jacob's Bella
For a while now I have been batting two sides of me. Edward’s Bella and Jacob’s Bella. Today, I am determined to figure all of my feelings out." This is my 2-shot story about Edward and Bella that is based off of Eclipse. I don't on anything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete