Roses for Ophelia
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Joined 05-26-09, id: 1948251, Profile Updated: 03-26-13
Author has written 15 stories for Les Miserables, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Hi! I'm into peace and love and madness, so if you don't like that sort of thing...i love you anyway, but i'm not gonna deal with you. I'm a huge theater geek, and i act sing and--unfortunatly, dance. Musical theater is my one true love! I am madly in love with Stephen Sondheim, Stephen Schwartz ( but not Wicked) Jason Robert Brown, Boulbil&Schoenberg, Rogers&Hart, and King Cole Porter. (i wish i could write lyrics like him!) To my mind the greatest poets ever are Shakespeare, Homer and Stephen Sondheim. I spend a lot of time in my head, and i'm a history geek. I have a lot of crushes on dead and/or fictional dudes. Don't mention the Iliad around me. I might just fall over from awesome.

Ok...incidentally, i write pretty much for Les Mis, but now i think i'm gonna give my other latest love, Buffy the Vampire Slayer a shot. Probably going to write exclusivley Drusilla and fanged four stuff. i've got a lot of greek mythology ideas running around in my head. unfortunatly, they keep throwing golden apples down, and i never catch them.

(shamless pimping/confession) I am the author of lol-cat les mis. If any of you know what that is, you're probably from abaisse. If you don't know what it is, it's currently on my livejournal . My LJ is friends only, but the lolcat les mis stuff can be read by anyone brave and/or foolish enough to click on that link. But remember, i warned you; curiousity killed the kitteh!

oh, and (more shameless self-premotion) i have in my posession the sheet music for l'un vers l'autre, which i transcribed myself. anyone who wants it has only to let me know, and i'll give you the link.

ok, that's all! *gives everyone symbolic flowers*

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A Passion for the Absolute by AMarguerite reviews
Courfeyrac gets severely injured and turns to Enjolras, high priest of the ideal that he is, for a little illumination. Courfeyrac enlightens Enjolras in return. Slash. Complete.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Courfeyrac, Enjolras - Complete
The Monument of Hope by astoryinred reviews
Conversation at the barricade
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Enjolras, Feuilly - Complete
Les Miserables 2: Back To The Barricade by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Probably the worst musical farce of all time! Twenty-five years after Les Miserables, the thoroughly direspected Marius travels back in time to the barricade to prove his worth. INSANITY ENSUES. And many, many songs.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Marius, Cosette
An Education by Mme Bahorel reviews
I came to consciousness in your bedroom three nights ago and have been forced to watch you behave like a fumbling adolescent with your darling wife these three nights straight." Courfeyrac's afterlife has not been at all what he might have expected.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Courfeyrac, Marius
Of Love and Lobsters by AMarguerite reviews
Jehan, being Romantic, takes his lobster for a walk and observes Marius's romance, and Courfeyrac, being curious, ends up debauching Jehan's lobster.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - J. Prouvaire, Courfeyrac - Complete
Chapeau by AMarguerite reviews
In which Enjolras tests Jehan before making him an Ami, Courfeyrac loses another hat, Joly goes on a Mozart kick and Bahorel gets to do what he does best.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - J. Prouvaire, Courfeyrac - Complete
It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen by Sarah1281 reviews
A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Burning Down Persepolis, a Spoof by Lysis reviews
Pretty much like is says, my version, twisted and silly, of how Persepolis might have been accidentally burned.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Carmania by Kizzykat reviews
This isn't much, just Alexander trying to persuade Hephaestion that everyone should get married
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Les Miserable Actors: A Spoof by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Ever wonder what the actors are thinking when they're performing Les Miserables? A rather different set of lyrics for the show. It's better if you've read the book and know some famous actors. Very silly!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Lovers and Horses by Tastytime reviews
Drabblefic. As a child Hephaestion commits sacrilige against Homer, and Achilles is suitably shocked. Friendship fic
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Philoi by l33 Destroyer of Worlds reviews
A oneshot in which Achilles and Patroclus walk along the shore and discuss Agamemnon, marriage, and other things. Written as a birthday present for my best friend rated for language.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
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Tell Me a Story reviews
Miss Edith asks Drusilla about her life. Flips between flashback and Season Two, and since Dru's head tends to be a very strange place, it could be a bit...peculiar.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Drusilla, Spike
The Man of the Convention reviews
Jean Valjean wasn't the only one to have a life changing event in Digne.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Enjolras
Sunday in the Park with Feuilly reviews
Because the score of a certain musical is stuck in my head. Feuilly enters an artistic reverie while sketching.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Feuilly, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Begging Letters reviews
Azelma remembers the creation of her father's solution to everything.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Azelma, Thenardier - Complete
The Lark reviews
Azelma remembers the only time she ever spoke to Cosette.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Azelma, Cosette
It Runs in the Family reviews
Eponine is waiting for someone, Montparnasse drives a hard bargain and Azelma suffers unrequited love.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Azelma, Montparnasse - Complete
Evadne reviews
The bare bosom of the nymph Evadne would have left him unmoved.' Enjolras and women don't mix, but his friends won't accept that.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Enjolras, Combeferre - Complete
Palmistry reviews
Fortune tellers can read the lines of your hand, but Jehan can see much more in paint stains.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Feuilly, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Candle Light reviews
Enjolras reveals why he allows Grantaire to stay in the Musian, and realizes that candle flames give off light as well.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Christmas Eve reviews
Courfeyrac and Combeferre discuss the nature of waiting--and of death--minutes before the second attack.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Courfeyrac, Combeferre - Complete
A Very Mizzie Prom reviews
Just a few ridiculously silly stories about the Mizzies going to prom. Part of the tried-and-true sub-sub genre of Put-Mizzies-In-A-Weird-Situation-And-See-What-Happens.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010
Artistic Temperment reviews
Jehan is secretive about his poems, but that doesn't mean he'll tolerate anyone taking them lightly. My first try at our brave poet.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2010 - J. Prouvaire - Complete
Viaticum reviews
Enjolras makes his final confession.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Enjolras - Complete
How the Mighty Hath Fallen reviews
Eponine tells her sister a story.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Eponine, Azelma - Complete
Bottle Count reviews
Grantaire is not sure how much he has drunk, and hallucinates, among other things, that the Greek gods have joined him in the Musain. But a certain Apollo proves just as interesting sober as drunk.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete