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Joined 05-27-09, id: 1948373, Profile Updated: 07-08-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Doctor Who.

hey everyone, hope youre going well.

I'm currently looking for a story to beta, if you want me to beta a story for you, please pm me.

I just uploaded a crappy trailer for Bella Black and if you want to check it out, heres the link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwFi6jPep0s

Now for copy and paste time

If your parent are getting worried because the only thing you are doing is reading Twilight, c&p this tp your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments when rewatching it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what it was like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log onto fan fiction is annoying, copy this onto your profile.

If you have read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your own profile, then do so and copy this into your profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, copy this onto your own.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you're guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile.

If the Tenth Doctor makes you laugh because he's so random and funny, copy this onto your profile. ("If there are pilot fish, that means...why's there an apple is my dressing gown?")

If you are one of the wise ones that knew Rose would return, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely refuse to have GPS or any computerised street directory in your car, especially if the letters A, T, M, O, or S are in the name, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that Doctor Who is the Greatest Show in the Galaxy, copy this onto your profile.

If you understand the above reference, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...then copy this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, copy this onto your profile.

If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you've felt like annoying people for just the heck of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile.

Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile.

If you own at least one Doctor Who DVD set, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered who made up all these copy and paste things, copy this onto your profile.

If you secretly hope that you will one day see the TARDIS parked somewhere, copy this onto your profile.

If you know it is a crime to write any of the following: Tardis, tardis, trds, tARDIS, then quickly copy this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life is useless without computers, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy this onto your profile.

If every time that a political candidate shows an ad on TV, you absentmindedly start drumming the Master's theme on whatever surface you can find, copy this onto your profile.

If you can now answer historical questions thanks to Doctor Who, copy this onto your profile.

If fan fiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this onto your profile.

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If you like to quote Doctor Who at unexpected times and grin to yourself when no one realizes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have an odd love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get really excited when they get a new review, copy this onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (mary-sue are based on prettier verisons of the authors (most of the time) all my fan characters are blonde and I'm a brunette)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I supported Senator McCain, so i MUST be racist and against change

These are actual instruction labels from certain consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to fix my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be...how?)

On some Swann TV dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But that's just a suggestion, of course)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late; you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Seriously? Let's experiment!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive or operate machinery.
(We could really do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we would keep the 5-year-olds off the fork lifts)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One can only hope)

On Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(Hmmm, something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Yeah, as opposed to using it in outer space)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm really curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(I wonder who thought that one up)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable flight.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroying a universal childhood belief!)

On a hose nozzle:
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
(Thanks for the little word of advice!)

On a container of salt:
Warning: High in sodium.
(Really? I don’t believe it…)

On a box of Frosted Cheerios:
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
(Funny how that worked out)

On Woolite carpet cleaner:
Safe for carpets, too!
(That’s good to know, seeing as it’s carpet cleaner!)

On a package of microwave popcorn, which is packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it:
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
(Thanks, I never would have figured that one out!)

On a box of household nails:
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
(Seriously?)

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner:
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
(Says a lot about their product, huh?)

Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza:
Do not turn upside down.
(Oops…)

On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:
Do not open here.
(Thanks for the little tip)

On a pack of furniture wipes:
Do not use for a baby wipe.
(I pity the poor kid whose parents didn’t read the instructions)

Onthe package of a VCR box:
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
(How helpful)

On a box of pills:
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
(Thanks for the advice)

On the instructions of the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
(Really? Never would have thought of that!)

On a can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage unknown.
(Interesting…)

On a bag of cat biscuits:
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
(Only one thing to say to this one: LOL!)

On a car manual:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
(Just in case you haven’t a brain cell in your head… O.o)

On a Laundromat triple washer:
No small children.
(Only large children, huh?)

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert:
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
(Whew! What a relief!)

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean:
Do not drive cars in ocean.
(Darn! That’s just what I was about to do! :P)

Ona manual for an SGI computer:
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at coworkers.
(I really wonder who makes these things up…)

On a sign at a railroad station:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(But how can you be prosecuted if you’re…oh, never mind)

On a dashboard of a mail truck:
Look before driving.
(But how am I supposed to read if I’m looking?)

On a bottle of rat poison:
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
(Somehow, I don’t really think the mice have to worry about cancer)

On a portable stroller:
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
(But if you just leave the baby in it, you’ll be all ready to go next time!)

On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only.
(Must be pretty dangerous stuff…)

On a label for a heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
(But that’s what everyone’s doing these days!)

On a microwave oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
(I wonder why not?)

On an Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter:
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
(Then I’m afraid that I don’t really see the point of it…)

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
(But everyone knows that fish just love eating dog shampoo)

On a package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
(But throat lozenges make such good friends!)

On a package of disposable razors:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
(Somehow, I highly doubt anyone would be shaking during an earthquake)

On a bottle of New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
(Then how do we even know it works?)

On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
(-whines- Why not?)

On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
(I can just see that happening…)

On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
(Thanks for the helpful advice)

On hotel- provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(And what about my other head?)

On the box of a 500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
(Only some?)

On Silk Soy Milk:
Shake well and buy often.
(Hint, hint)

On a air conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
(Look out below!)

On a road sign:
Cemetery Road. Dead End.
(Interesting choice of words, there)

On a mattress:
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
(Now this I’d like to see!)

On a pack of matches:
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
(One can only hope)

On a package of earplugs:
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
(From what I’ve heard, most things caught in your windpipe usually have that effect)

On a Komatsu Floodlight:
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
(Really? No way)

On a box of hair coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(Yum)

On a bottle of baby oil:
Keep away from children.
(How ironic…)

On a bag of Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter:
Safe to use around pets.
(That's a relief)

Pictures for Bella Black: The untold story

The wolf pack

(Bella in wolf form)

Other characters

(Jody in her form)

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Retribution by TraSea1972 reviews
Fourth Installment that began with Learning to Live Again. This story picks up almost 9 months after Jacob leaves Bella in order to find and kill Irina. Multiple POV's, new character developments, and of course, lemons! Please Review! *HUGS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 233,684 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009
Leah's Journey by Lil' Dinky reviews
A story about Leah and her life post Breaking Dawn. Fate seems to hold a grudge against her for some unknown reason. Is it impossible for her to find friendship and happiness again? Will she be unable to imprint on anyone? All canon couples, Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,506 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Leah
Frenetic in Forks by Eilonwyn reviews
Doctor Who/Twilight, but you don't need to know about Twilight to read it. The Doctor and Rose are annoyed to find that they've landed in an alternate universe, again...and the Doctor finds that not all vampires are created equal. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,277 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Edward - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4741 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
Going Home by MainlyMaddison reviews
Paul has imprinted, and Jacob doesn't approve. Rachel comes home from college and finds much more than she expected. Paul/Rachel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,451 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Paul, Rachel
Children of the Moon by Wintermoth reviews
My name is Leah and I'm a shape-shifter. When I was 21, I thought all I wanted to do was go to college, get rid of my wolf, and move on with my life. But after a crazy night and a moment insanity, me and mine are the last hope of a dying race. - Revamped in June 2011. Post BD, cannon pairings. (warning: OLD story)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,527 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Old Enemies, Old Friends by AndyBCM reviews
Here's the sequel to Time After Time. Once again the Cullen's perfect lifestyle has been interruped by a man from Gallifrey. But this time they face somthing terrible. This really is the last stand and battle for them. Read as their worlds fall to pieces.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,268 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009
Time After Time by AndyBCM reviews
After Breaking Dawn all is going well and happily for the Cullen’s. But when a mysterious man arrives will everything fall to pieces. As the story unfolds we realise things are not as they seem. Twilight and Doctor Who/Torchwood crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Let's Play A Game by check yes julia reviews
Bella; honor student. Edward; heartbreaker. Emmett; jock. Rosalie; beauty queen. Jasper; crackhead. Alice; dancer. They've never met, but they're about to play the deadliest game of their lives together. "Oh yes, there will be blood." Language & violence.
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,182 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Too Late by Mewpet2 reviews
In Eclipse, while Edward is facing of Victoria and Riley, Seth arrives a few minutes late and has a massive impact on the outcome of the battle... My first go at Fanfiction. Please be kind. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Push'n And Love'n by TwiHard24 reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Paul
Dark Hour by Frozen Love Forever reviews
What if Bella had chosen Jacob? A different version of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,476 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
War Beyond Words by hersheycuddles reviews
Leah pushes the Cullens sanity to the edge, resulting in Jacob paying the price. When Jacob is banned from the house until Leah gets her act straight, he's pissed. But what was Leah's motive, and why does she care for Jacob so much?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,098 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Born To Be Wild by europ92 reviews
Tala has been kept out of La Push for nine long years due to mysterious reasons of her father. Now, she finds herself back at the reservation, completely oblivious to what had been happening while she was gone. *Imprinting Story* Seth/OC -after BD-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Seth
Love Lights Fires by check yes julia reviews
Where were you on September 11th? The Cullen family was at home enjoying the nice day. That is until the lives of their family was in danger. This is a story of survival and courage. Dedicated to all the heroes of September 11, 2001.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Wolf's Heart by shikarox reviews
On Renesmee's 16th bday, the volturi take Jacob away. Nessie, being alone, realizes she has fallen in love with him and is ready to fight to get her love back. Nessie and Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Twilight? Harry Potter? MIXTURES! by lovely-marshine reviews
This is the story about what I think might happen if the characters from the Twilight series collide with the characters from Harry Potter... it's quite interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
Approaching Dawn by up2nogoodj5 reviews
Third part to my Renesmee Story. so if you have not read Rising sun or Fallen Horizon.. go read them now... Nessie is engaged, her son Kainan is being threatened. and the wedding day is approaching fast. only jacobs not to happy about it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,609 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
False Dawn by edwardisaputz reviews
Alternate ending to Breaking Dawn. The Volturi attack and Jacob runs with Nessie. Many do not survive the battle. How will Jacob and Ness pick up the pieces? Lemons and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,101 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Two Different Types of Angels by call me your partner in crime reviews
Edward left, and Bella killed herself. She is now an angel and happens to run into the Cullens a couple years later. Will she accept Edward back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,135 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fallen Horizon by up2nogoodj5 reviews
Sequel to Rising Sun. Carlie has chosen Landon, will that prove to be the right choice? Will Jacob fight to keep her? The Cullens have taken the Volturi out, who will take over Volterra? will there be a bigger threat than anyone ever expected? PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,237 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight Meets Harry Potter by GingerPanda reviews
Bella finds out Harry Potter exists. The Cullens and Bella go to England to help bring Voldemort down. Mean while at Hogwarts every girl has read Twilight. What will happen? Will Edwards past come to haunt him? Will Voldemort win? What will the Volturi do
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Edward
Rising Sun by up2nogoodj5 reviews
Renesmee Carlie Cullen or as she likes Carlie Has been gone from forks for 82yrs, away from jake w/no contact. what will she find when she returns? will jacob still love her and want her? or will he have moved on. and who is that boy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,543 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
First Imprint: Sam's Story by IamKate reviews
Sam Uley was just an average guy until one event changes him forever. Sam is suddenly thrust into a world he never knew existed. Now he must learn to embrace his new life...no matter who gets hurt. Sam's POV from New Moon through Breaking Dawn. CANON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sam, Emily - Complete
THE QUEST TO KILL JANE part 3 Getting Jane & Mil by TheTwilightPixie
this is part 3 of 5 its funny enough..
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Letting Go by twilight taylor reviews
charlie blames bella for her mothers dealth and he abuses her. bella meets the cullens at school but she knows their secret already. she decides its time to let go of her mom, so she runs away, but what if Charlie caught her before she got away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,446 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seven by Alaylia reviews
It's been seven years. Seven years since Nessie's birth changed Jacob forever. And now, she's doing it again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Tales of Sirius and Jacob by bella3590 reviews
Sirius and Jacob are cousins! Goes from the day they knew they were cousins. Crisscross of Twilight & Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sirius B.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Doctor meets Harry Potter! by The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver reviews
What happens when the Tardis appears in the middle of the graveyard in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Harry Potter Doctor Who crossover. Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
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Undeniable Wants: A Breaking Dawn Sequel reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Rated T for later violence. This is a story about a new family member to join the Cullens, but will there be more about this teenage vampire that meets the eye?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009
The shadow Chronicals reviews
This story will be in 4 p.o.v’s. Bella’s, Jacob’s, The Doctors and Rose’s. We will all find out later, but if you have a guess why, then please PM me. All 4 p.o.v’s are important and there are specific reasons why I chose them. May add more p.o.v's
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Edward
Sunrise: Twilight in Jacobs pov reviews
This is Twilight, but it's all from Jacob's p.o.v, start at the beggining of the saga, but experience it form Jacobs' eyes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Decide Fate: A Jane and Alec story reviews
This is the story of Jane and Alec. They are brother and sister, I suck at summaries, please read review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Jane, Alec
Bella Black: The untold story reviews
How much I wished that Jacob Black had been born my brother, my flesh-and-blood brother, so that I would have some legitimate claim on him that still left me free of any blame now. Full summary inside! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,448 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob
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