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Author has written 14 stories for Tales of Symphonia, and Jak and Daxter.
Siren: Hi people! We're
Muse: Sirens & Muses!!
Siren: In case you can't tell
Muse: We're two authors!!
Siren: Stop it with the exclamation points
Siren: Anywho, my name is Sara
Muse: With an i!
Siren: And this idiot
Muse: Is Max!!
Siren: Thank you, idiot. We're aspiring authors
Muse: With an I!
Siren: (beats with a cafeteria table)
Siren: I was talking!
Siren: On with the profile!
Age: Negative eleventeen hundred
Fictionpress Profile: http://www.fictionpress.com/~sirensandmuses (Siren: Whoo! We finally got one!)
Favorites: Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fall In Love Like A Comic, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Final Fantasy 7,8,&9, Twilight, NCIS, House, Law & Order: SVU, Tales of Symphonia
Siren: We will now shamelessly plug our new favorite book series. KICKS TWILIGHT'S ASS.
Muse: It's The Mortal Insturments Series, by Cassandra Clare.
Siren: Read it.
Muse: Now. Like, right now.
FOR KRATOS LOVERS!
Siren: (fangirl squeal)
Muse: (whispers)She’s obsessed with ToS. Particularly Kratos.
Siren: Shut it! (slaps)
Muse: Why am I always being hit?!
Adorable Kranna Video!
Ed Singing DN Angel!
Ed ran over the Taco Bell dog!
Hot Vampire Knight Yaoi!!
Siren: Ooh! YAOI FANGIRL!!
Muse: (shoves out of way) No! My turn to speak!
Siren: (beats with yaoi manga) YAOI!!
Siren: So...we kind of stole this off of happy ametuer's profile...
Muse: But, hey, we didn't use the same characters.
Siren: If you don't believe us, just check out happy's profile.
Write down twelve favorite Tales of Symphonia characters and then answer the questions below.
1. Have you ever read a 6/7 fanfic before? (Anna/Mithos)
Siren:...Don't believe so.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Yuan)
Siren: Not as hot as Kratos.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Noishe got Zelos pregnant)
4. Do you recall any fics about 9? (Colette)
Siren: Too many to count.
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Lloyd and Anna)
Siren: Ack! Incest!
6. 5/9 or 5/10? (Martel/Colette or Martel/Genis)
Siren: Yuan isn't going to be happy...
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out? (Yuan walked in on Lloyd and Noishe making out)
Siren: God, that poor man.
8. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. (Presea/Genis)
Siren: Too easy...
After countless tries, Genis finally got the answer he wanted from the girl he wanted.
Muse: Well, that was relatively harmless.
9. Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff? (Kratos/Zelos)
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Mithos/Noishe)
Every Protazoan Has His Day
Muse: That's terrible.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Kratos to deflower Yuan)
Siren: What happens on Derris-Kharlan...
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Presea)
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Sheena)
Siren: Everyone's drawn her.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Lloyd/Yuan/Martel)
Siren: I'm thinking not.
15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? (Genis)
Siren: Please excuse me while I vomit.
16. If you wrote a song-fic for 8, what song would you choose? (Zelos)
Siren: 'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who
17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? (Kratos/Anna/Noishe)
Muse: WARNING: CONTAINS BESTIALITY AND A LOT OF LIQUOR.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? (Genis on Lloyd)
Siren: Hey, baby, do you wear red all the time or just when you're feeling hot?
19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? (Sheena describe a relationship between Lloyd and Zelos)
Siren: Hmm...something like...
Sheena: Yeah, we all know they have the hots for each other.
Muse: (hiding from the yaoi)
20. How emo is 7? (Mithos)
Siren: Let's see...he has long, bleach blonde hair that hangs over his eyes...
21. What would 1 and 4 say if they were fighting over 2? (Kratos and Yuan say if fighting over Lloyd)
Muse: Oh, boy, here we go.
Kratos: Back off, bitch! He's my son!
22. What would 6 look like if he/she was cross-dressing? (Anna)
Siren: Well, no one's technically ever seen her...
23. What would a 1/2 baby look like? (Kratos/Lloyd)
Siren: An adorable baby with auburn hair and deep brown eyes.
24. What is 5's ultimate weakness? (Martel)
Siren: You know...I'm not sure. Let's go with...
25. Would 2 and 4 be better as siblings or lovers? (Lloyd and Yuan)
Siren: Although I've seen couple fics of these two...Siblings.
26. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Martel)
Siren: Wait...I'll remember...
27. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Muse: Oh, boy.
KRATOS AND MITHOS ARE IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP UNTIL MITHOS RUNS OFF WITH YUAN. KRATOS, BROKENHEARTED, HAS A HOT ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH SHEENA AND A BREIF UNHAPPY AFFAIR WITH NOISHE, THEN FOLLOW THE WISE ADVISE OF MARTEL AND FINDS TRUE LOVE WITH PRESEA.
28. What title would you give this fic?
WHY LLOYD IS GLAD HE'S ADOPTED
29. What would you do if 7/8 were cannon? (Mithos/Zelos)
Muse: I knew they had the hots for each other!
30. Write a summary for a 1/4/5 fic. (Kratos/Yuan/Martel)
Siren: Whoo! One I might be able to pull off.
MARTEL LOVES YUAN, FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER HEART. BUT SHE CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL A LITTLE BIT OF DESIRE FOR HIS HUMAN BEST FRIEND...
Siren: Well, that was fun.
Muse: Like hell it was!
Random Quote Time!
Johnny: Guilty as hell.
Johnny: Don't be fooled, though. Underneath all those swastikas, he's a real prick.
Johnny: I guess, sometimes, when fate knocks on your door, it has a search warrant.
Johnny: When you're already in jail and you break the rules, you think, 'The hell are they gonna do to me? Throw me in jail?' The answer's yes. It's called isolation.
Lynard:That took a lot of guts. Nobody's ever stood up to me before, except my old man.
Inmate: Lynard was the kind of dick that gives Nazis a bad name.
Spencer: We shouldn't be out in the open like this. They're probably looking for me.
Michael: Barry, you're gonna have to start bringing this second person to these two-man jobs.
Michael: Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
Sam: If I lose my pension, you're gonna be changin' my diapers when I'm 95 and drooling.
Inigo: You use that word a lot. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Wesley: No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.
Borden: Are you watching closely?
Angier: I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Tesla: Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science.
Tesla: You're familiar with the phrase "man's reach exceeds his grasp"? It's a lie: man's grasp exceeds his nerve.
Borden: What does he need my secrets for? His trick is top-notch. He vanishes, then he reappears instantly on the other side of the stage- mute, overweight, and, unless I'm mistaken, very drunk. It's astonishing. How does he do it?
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.
I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.
Barret: Little by little the reactors'll drain out all the life. And that'll be that.
Just when you thought he was smart, he'd go off and do some damned fool thing.
Looks like Kya ha ha ha and Gya ha ha ha are up to something agian.
Shut up, Elena. You're making me sober.
Something big's going on outside, and we're all too smashed to do anything about it...
Reno:Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.
...This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number...
Where can I buy a phone?
Yuffie: What? I don't get it! Why can't we help out?
Reno: Is it after us?
Kratos: You're going to fight alone?
Zelos: Oh... hey Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you.
Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!
You criticize and attack people for their birth and upbringing - things they cannot change. It is you who are not human.
Don't be silly, ATF lady.
Chip: I really hate being called Chip.
Abby: Face it, McGee. We are doomed.
McGee: If I said that to Gibbs, I would be seeing stars.
Fornell: Did anyone ever tell you you're an insufferable bastard?
Ziva: Tony just put his hand in another man's pocket, and it made him very happy.
Sheriff Hank: Hell, I wasn’t even gonna call you out, but Binky insisted.
Shawn: The department is hiring us?
Dorthea: ...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
Jace: I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
Isabelle: Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have some code names.
Jace: A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? The-
It's the Mortal Cup, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl.
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of Our Enemies Since 1234.'
Inquisitor: The cuckoo bird. You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.
Clary: Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?
Clary: What are all these?
The meek may inherit the earth, but for the moment it belongs to the concieted.
Clary:Why are you such an asshat?
Dearly liked, we are gathered here before one or more gods, or fewer, to joining this couple in pretty good matrimony. If anyone objects to this union, let them speak now or forever hold their peace, or do something else.
If for some reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
I start to say I'm perplexed that he's perplexed, but decide I don't want to go down in the book of Guinness World Records for the most uses of that word in a dialogue between a midget and a dickwad.
Tell you what. In about a minute, I'm going to excuse myself to go to the bathroom and instead of going to the bathroom, I will leave the building. When you figure out I'm not coming back, you get that little 'Not Amenable to Treat' stamp out of your top drawer and bring it down on my file folder.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
I'm Brian, B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N, the number 7, the letter Q, --'Brennemenahgah!!
I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.
Well, it's a cup...with dirt in it. I call it cup of dirt.
I' before 'e' except after 'c' and when sounding like 'a' as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh' and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!
Come on. Dance for me!
Some dead guy is having a big laugh at us.
She's the nicest stalker I've ever met.
The skies are clear, and the wind is behind us. Considering we're about to enter a battle over the fate of the world, the weather is pretty good.
Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired pretty boy and beating the crap out of him.
Stop saving the world and get a hobby.
Take those two to the medical center. I'm feeling generous.
Rebecca: I'm no kid!
Kiaba: Without Exodia, you have not chance of stopping my blue eyes white dragon.
Kindly get the fuck out of my mansion.
Screw the rules, I have money!
Screw the rules, I have green hair!
It was a very depressing time for me. I had no money so therefore, I was unable to screw the rules.
Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again...
I must warn you, I look damn good in a tutu.
Oh my god, a giant rock.
I'm not gay, I'm just British!
Siren: Yes...we are Little Kuriboh's bitches now...we're addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series...here it is!
Health Teacher: So, if you're underweight, you eat foods high in calories and nutrients, like whole milk, cheese, nuts...
Orchestra Teacher: Why doesn't anybody have rosin?
Siren: Is it just me or does Jasper have man-boobs?
Yaracs: Staccato-It's there for a reason.
Katie: The sky is blue, the grass is green, camels spit, and I eat apples.
Katie's Shopping List:
Siren: What do you mean, you killed Leo the Space Cow?
Muse: I think that cookie jar just called me fat.
Siren: Uh, yeah, so, that's it.
Muse: That's our profile.
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