Sirens And Muses
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Joined 05-27-09, id: 1948910, Profile Updated: 12-19-10
Author has written 14 stories for Tales of Symphonia, and Jak and Daxter.

Siren: Hi people! We're

Muse: Sirens & Muses!!

Siren: In case you can't tell

Muse: We're two authors!!

Siren: Stop it with the exclamation points

Muse: !!

Siren: Anywho, my name is Sara

Muse: With an i!

Siren: And this idiot

Muse: Is Max!!

Siren: Thank you, idiot. We're aspiring authors

Muse: With an I!

Siren: (beats with a cafeteria table)

Muse: Ow!

Siren: I was talking!

Muse: (whimpers)

Siren: On with the profile!

Age: Negative eleventeen hundred

Location: Narnia

Youtube Profile:

Fictionpress Profile: (Siren: Whoo! We finally got one!)

Favorites: Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fall In Love Like A Comic, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Final Fantasy 7,8,&9, Twilight, NCIS, House, Law & Order: SVU, Tales of Symphonia

Siren: We will now shamelessly plug our new favorite book series. KICKS TWILIGHT'S ASS.

Muse: It's The Mortal Insturments Series, by Cassandra Clare.

Siren: Read it.

Muse: Now. Like, right now.




Siren: (fangirl squeal)

Muse: (whispers)She’s obsessed with ToS. Particularly Kratos.

Siren: Shut it! (slaps)

Muse: Why am I always being hit?!

Siren: Youtube!!

Random Funnyness!!

Adorable Kranna Video!

Ed Singing DN Angel!

Ed ran over the Taco Bell dog!

Twilight Parody!!

Hot Vampire Knight Yaoi!!

Siren: Ooh! YAOI FANGIRL!!

Muse: (shoves out of way) No! My turn to speak!

Siren: (beats with yaoi manga) YAOI!!

Siren: So...we kind of stole this off of happy ametuer's profile...

Muse: But, hey, we didn't use the same characters.

Siren: If you don't believe us, just check out happy's profile.

Write down twelve favorite Tales of Symphonia characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Kratos

2. Lloyd

3. Presea

4. Yuan

5. Martel

6. Anna

7. Mithos

8. Zelos

9. Colette

10. Genis

11. Sheena

12. Noishe

1. Have you ever read a 6/7 fanfic before? (Anna/Mithos)

Siren:...Don't believe so.
Muse: I'm sure it's out there somewhere.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Yuan)

Siren: Not as hot as Kratos.
Muse: Well, blue haired men just don't do it for me, sorry.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Noishe got Zelos pregnant)

Muse: Raine would probably dissect the baby.

4. Do you recall any fics about 9? (Colette)

Siren: Too many to count.
Muse: Yep.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Lloyd and Anna)

Siren: Ack! Incest!
Muse: That's a no.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? (Martel/Colette or Martel/Genis)

Siren: Yuan isn't going to be happy...
Muse: No.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out? (Yuan walked in on Lloyd and Noishe making out)

Siren: God, that poor man.
Muse: MY EYES!!

8. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. (Presea/Genis)

Siren: Too easy...

After countless tries, Genis finally got the answer he wanted from the girl he wanted.

Muse: Well, that was relatively harmless.

9. Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff? (Kratos/Zelos)

Siren:...What now?
Muse: Are you kidding?

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Mithos/Noishe)

Siren: O-kay.

Every Protazoan Has His Day

Muse: That's terrible.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Kratos to deflower Yuan)

Siren: What happens on Derris-Kharlan...
Muse: (runs away from yaoi)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Presea)

Siren: Eh?
Muse: What now?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Sheena)

Siren: Everyone's drawn her.
Muse: She's the drawing slut.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Lloyd/Yuan/Martel)

Siren: I'm thinking not.
Muse: Although, that would be funny.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? (Genis)

Siren: Please excuse me while I vomit.
Muse: That's...that's just...ugh.

16. If you wrote a song-fic for 8, what song would you choose? (Zelos)

Siren: 'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who
Muse: 'Go-Getter Greg' by Ludo
Siren: Really? You're lame.

17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? (Kratos/Anna/Noishe)

Siren: Hmm, I wonder who Lloyd's real father is...

18. What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? (Genis on Lloyd)

Siren: Hey, baby, do you wear red all the time or just when you're feeling hot?
Muse: (snickers)

19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? (Sheena describe a relationship between Lloyd and Zelos)

Siren: Hmm...something like...

Sheena: Yeah, we all know they have the hots for each other.

Muse: (hiding from the yaoi)

20. How emo is 7? (Mithos)

Siren: Let's see...he has long, bleach blonde hair that hangs over his eyes...
Muse: Spandex...
Siren: Intent of bringing his dead sister back to life...
Muse: Like...on a scale of one to ten? Nine.

21. What would 1 and 4 say if they were fighting over 2? (Kratos and Yuan say if fighting over Lloyd)

Muse: Oh, boy, here we go.
Siren: Hmm...

Kratos: Back off, bitch! He's my son!
Yuan: All the more reason you shouldn't be with him!

22. What would 6 look like if he/she was cross-dressing? (Anna)

Siren: Well, no one's technically ever seen her...
Muse: Probably Lloyd with better style.

23. What would a 1/2 baby look like? (Kratos/Lloyd)

Siren: An adorable baby with auburn hair and deep brown eyes.
Muse: With an incredibly fucked up sense of family.

24. What is 5's ultimate weakness? (Martel)

Siren: You know...I'm not sure. Let's go with...
Muse: Jell-O?
Siren: Jell-O sounds good.

25. Would 2 and 4 be better as siblings or lovers? (Lloyd and Yuan)

Siren: Although I've seen couple fics of these two...Siblings.
Muse: Yuan'd kill Lloyd. It's siblings.

26. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Martel)

Siren: Wait...I'll remember...
Muse: No, she won't.
Siren: Long ago.

27. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Muse: Oh, boy.
Siren: Geez.


28. What title would you give this fic?


29. What would you do if 7/8 were cannon? (Mithos/Zelos)

Muse: I knew they had the hots for each other!
Siren: Zelos has trouble picking out the right men.

30. Write a summary for a 1/4/5 fic. (Kratos/Yuan/Martel)

Siren: Whoo! One I might be able to pull off.
Muse: Probably not.


Siren: Well, that was fun.

Muse: Like hell it was!

Random Quote Time!

Johnny: Guilty as hell.
Judge: Guilty?
Johnny: Now, if we could discuss sentencing.
Judge: Save it, Lyshitski. How does seven to ten work for you?
Johnny: Not as good as one to three.
Judge: Five to seven?
Johnny: I'll settle for three to five, but wait, there's more.
Judge: What's that?
Johnny: I want to do my time in Rossmore.
Judge: You actually want to go to Rossmore Penitentiary? Why?
Johnny: Three words, sister. Location, location, location.

Johnny: Don't be fooled, though. Underneath all those swastikas, he's a real prick.
~ Let's Go To Prison

Johnny: I guess, sometimes, when fate knocks on your door, it has a search warrant.
~ Let's Go To Prison

Johnny: When you're already in jail and you break the rules, you think, 'The hell are they gonna do to me? Throw me in jail?' The answer's yes. It's called isolation.
~ Let's Go To Prison

Lynard:That took a lot of guts. Nobody's ever stood up to me before, except my old man.
Nelson: I'm sure he's a great man.
Lynard: I killed him. I'm gonna kill you the same way.
Nelson: You didn't kill him with kindness, did you?
Lynard: With a hammer.
~ Let's Go To Prison

Inmate: Lynard was the kind of dick that gives Nazis a bad name.
~ Let's Go To Prison

Spencer: We shouldn't be out in the open like this. They're probably looking for me.
Sam: The aliens?
Spencer: The police. I broke out of a psych ward. Weren't you listening?
~ Burn Notice

Michael: Barry, you're gonna have to start bringing this second person to these two-man jobs.
~ Burn Notice

Michael: Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
~ Burn Notice

Sam: If I lose my pension, you're gonna be changin' my diapers when I'm 95 and drooling.
Michael: Sam, I would never let that happen. I'd smother you with a pillow first.
~ Burn Notice

Inigo: You use that word a lot. I do not think it means what you think it means.
~ The Princess Bride

Wesley: No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.
~ The Princess Bride

Borden: Are you watching closely?
~ The Prestige

Angier: I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Cutter: Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?
~ The Prestige

Tesla: Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science.
~ The Prestige

Tesla: You're familiar with the phrase "man's reach exceeds his grasp"? It's a lie: man's grasp exceeds his nerve.
~ The Prestige

Borden: What does he need my secrets for? His trick is top-notch. He vanishes, then he reappears instantly on the other side of the stage- mute, overweight, and, unless I'm mistaken, very drunk. It's astonishing. How does he do it?
~ The Prestige

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
~ Brenden Gill

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
~ Dick Werthimer

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
~ R.D. Lang

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
~ Andrew Shneider

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
~ Albert Einstein

Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.
~ Some Person We Don't Know

I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.
~ Vincent, Final Fantasy 7

Barret: Little by little the reactors'll drain out all the life. And that'll be that.
Cloud: It's not my problem.
Barret: The planet's dyin', Cloud!
Cloud: All that I care about is finishing this job before security and the roboguards come.
~ Final Fantasy 7

Just when you thought he was smart, he'd go off and do some damned fool thing.
~ Cid, Final Fantasy 7

Looks like Kya ha ha ha and Gya ha ha ha are up to something agian.
~ Cait Sith, Final Fantasy 7

Shut up, Elena. You're making me sober.
~ Reno, Final Fantasy 7

Something big's going on outside, and we're all too smashed to do anything about it...
~ Drunken Junon Resident, Final Fantasy 7

Reno:Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.
Loz: Hey!
Yazoo: I will not have you refer to mother that way!
Loz: You big meanie!
Rude: Our apologies.
Reno: Your ma's cool. What the hell am I saying?
~ Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

...This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number...
~ Vincent, Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

Where can I buy a phone?
~ Vincent, Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

Yuffie: What? I don't get it! Why can't we help out?
Cid: This is Man Talk.
Yuffie: Sexist!
Cait Sith: Lassie, shut your boos!
Barret: Men don't get it either.
~ Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

Reno: Is it after us?
Rude: I'm not looking.
~ Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

Kratos: You're going to fight alone?
Zelos: This guy's really stubborn, simple minded, and tough as nails. So he's more than a match for you by himself. But anyway... try your best.
~ Tales of Symphonia

Zelos: Oh... hey Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you.
Lloyd: ... I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you.
~ Tales of Symphonia

Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!
~ Kratos, Tales of Symphonia

You criticize and attack people for their birth and upbringing - things they cannot change. It is you who are not human.
~ Presea, Tales of Symphonia

Don't be silly, ATF lady.
~ Abby, NCIS

Chip: I really hate being called Chip.
Abby: I really hate that Ozzy got fat and stupid. Live with it.

Abby: Face it, McGee. We are doomed.
McGee: Gibbs can't really expect us to hack into the pentagon in a single afternoon!
Abby: Yeah, he can.
McGee: You're right, we are doomed.

McGee: If I said that to Gibbs, I would be seeing stars.
Abby: Well that's the advantage of being me.

Fornell: Did anyone ever tell you you're an insufferable bastard?
Gibbs: Yeah.

Ziva: Tony just put his hand in another man's pocket, and it made him very happy.

Sheriff Hank: Hell, I wasn’t even gonna call you out, but Binky insisted.
Gus: Binky?
Sheriff Hank: Oh. You don’t call him Binky?
Shawn: We do now.
~ Psych

Shawn: The department is hiring us?
Lassiter: Not the department, me. And I can’t pay you.
Gus: Well, that sounds worthwhile.
~ Psych

Dorthea: ...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
Jace: Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.
Dorthea: At least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.
Jace: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.
~ City of Bones

Jace: I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
Luke: Well, you're doing a fantastic job.
~ City of Ashes

Isabelle: Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have some code names.
Jace: Good idea, I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.
~ City of Bones

Jace: A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? The-
Clary: Do all girls you meet fall in love with you?
~ City of Bones

Luke: Jesus!
Simon: Actually, it's just me. Although I've been told the resemblence is startling.
~ City of Bones

It's the Mortal Cup, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl.
~ Isabella, City of Bones

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of Our Enemies Since 1234.'
~ Jace, City of Bones

Inquisitor: The cuckoo bird. You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.
Jace: Enormous? Did you just call me fat?'
Inquisitor: It was an analogy.
Jace: I am not fat.
~ City of Ashes

Clary: Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?
Jace: If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.
~ City of Bones

Clary: What are all these?
Jace: Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades, electrum wire—not much use at the moment, but it's always good to have spare—silver bullets, charms of protection, crucifixes, stars of David—
Clary: Jesus.
Jace: I doubt he'd fit.
~ City of Bones

The meek may inherit the earth, but for the moment it belongs to the concieted.
~ Jace, City of Bones

Clary:Why are you such an asshat?
Jace: Asshat?
~ City of Bones

Dearly liked, we are gathered here before one or more gods, or fewer, to joining this couple in pretty good matrimony. If anyone objects to this union, let them speak now or forever hold their peace, or do something else.
~ Pastor, Futurama: Bender's Big Score

If for some reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.
~ Clerk, Futurama

Bite my shiny metal ass.
~Bender, Futurama

I start to say I'm perplexed that he's perplexed, but decide I don't want to go down in the book of Guinness World Records for the most uses of that word in a dialogue between a midget and a dickwad.
~Ben Wolf, Deadline

Tell you what. In about a minute, I'm going to excuse myself to go to the bathroom and instead of going to the bathroom, I will leave the building. When you figure out I'm not coming back, you get that little 'Not Amenable to Treat' stamp out of your top drawer and bring it down on my file folder.
~Ben Wolf, Deadline

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun.
~Billy Joel

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
~Billy Joel

~ Brian Regan

I'm Brian, B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N, the number 7, the letter Q, --'Brennemenahgah!!
~ Brian Regan

I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.
~ Brian Regan

Well, it's a cup...with dirt in it. I call it cup of dirt.
~ Brian Regan

I' before 'e' except after 'c' and when sounding like 'a' as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh' and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!
~ Brian Regan

Come on. Dance for me!
~ Gilder, Skies of Arcadia

Some dead guy is having a big laugh at us.
~ Aika, Skies of Arcadia

She's the nicest stalker I've ever met.
~ Aika, Skies of Arcadia

The skies are clear, and the wind is behind us. Considering we're about to enter a battle over the fate of the world, the weather is pretty good.
~ Gilder, Skies of Arcadia

Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired pretty boy and beating the crap out of him.
~ Grande List of RPG Cliches (Siren: Click it. NOW.)

Stop saving the world and get a hobby.
~ Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh

Take those two to the medical center. I'm feeling generous.
~ Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh

Rebecca: I'm no kid!
Kaiba: Whatever you say, kid.
~ Yu-Gi-Oh

Kiaba: Without Exodia, you have not chance of stopping my blue eyes white dragon.
Pharaoh:Yeah, well, at least I'm not adopted.
Kiaba: What did you just say?!
Pharaoh: Sorry, did I touch a nerve? Why don't you run home and cry to Mommy? Oh, that's right. You don't have one.
Kiaba:Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child-
Pharaoh: Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kiaba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!
Kiaba: That's it, Moto, you're fucking dead!
~ Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

Kindly get the fuck out of my mansion.
~ Kiaba, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

Screw the rules, I have money!
~ Kiaba, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

Screw the rules, I have green hair!
~ Kiaba, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

It was a very depressing time for me. I had no money so therefore, I was unable to screw the rules.
~ Kiaba, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again...
~ Kiaba, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

I must warn you, I look damn good in a tutu.
~ Pharaoh, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series
~ Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

Oh my god, a giant rock.
~ Kiaba, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

I'm not gay, I'm just British!
I'm not British, I'm just gay!
~ Bakura and Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series

Siren: Yes...we are Little Kuriboh's bitches now...we're addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged it is!

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Personal Quotes

Health Teacher: So, if you're underweight, you eat foods high in calories and nutrients, like whole milk, cheese, nuts...
Muse: Sticky buns.
Siren: Lard.

Orchestra Teacher: Why doesn't anybody have rosin?
Siren: Well, Muse licked mine, so now I can't use it.
Muse: Tasted like an air freshener.

Siren: Is it just me or does Jasper have man-boobs?
Muse: It's the way he's standing. He puffs out his chest.
Siren's Mom: No, he definitely has man-boobs.

Yaracs: Staccato-It's there for a reason.

Katie: The sky is blue, the grass is green, camels spit, and I eat apples.

Katie's Shopping List:
1. Pants
2. Apples
3. Ramen
4. Pop

Siren: What do you mean, you killed Leo the Space Cow?

Muse: I think that cookie jar just called me fat.

Siren: Uh, yeah, so, that's it.

Muse: That's our profile.

Siren: ...

Muse: ...


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Expectations by Von reviews
Sequel to Revelations. Jak's Dark has been balanced by Light. His secret is known. War comes to Spargus. Jak needs to step up and be the Mar his people need... but Mar died a long time ago.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,688 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jak M., Damas M.
Tales of a Parody of a Self Insert by tiger002 reviews
With so many self inserts out there, I decided to have fun with one. Comical characters find themselves if the greatest video game ever. Read if you want to laugh. Rated T for some violence and disturbing content.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,399 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009
Here Comes The Rheaird by ThePurpleRose reviews
Kharlan War One-shot. It's noodle night and Mithos is having some difficulties. Luckily, Yuan knows just what to do but Mithos isn't too keen to take his and Kratos' advice...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Mithos Y., Yuan - Complete
First Steps by Nightfoot reviews
In an effort to keep Kratos from leaving the planet, Lloyd talks him into telling the story of the first Chosen of Mana, Spiritua. This is that story.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,179 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kratos A. - Complete
Spilled Milk by IceRosePhoenix reviews
MINOR SPOILER ALERT! Lloyd wants to get a glass of milk for his father. What disaster ensues in such a short task? Pre-game Lloyd-Kratos father son fluff
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Titles by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Our names are what we are: our titles who we are. Short one-shots based on in-game character titles. *Spoilers* *Technically Canon* *Complete*
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
How Kratos trully entered into History by Marina Ka-Fai reviews
We all know the legend of The Flamberge's knight. But nobody knows how Kratos entered into History for the first time. Kratos Aurion, the Knight in underwear.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kratos A. - Complete
Kratos' heart by Marina Ka-Fai reviews
Kratos' heart was dead. And it killed Yuan inside to admit it.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
Photographs of Freedom by fowl68 reviews
Oppression and famine have plauged the land for years. Rebels come out of hiding and secret coups are spoken of only behind closed doors. And then there are the things that the public has no idea about. Eventual Kranna.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 181,496 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kratos A., Anna A.
Remembrance by ThePurpleRose reviews
He was always on the outside of the group, never really close to them, but after Torrent Forest, the heroes realise just how much Kratos really did for each of them and how much he meant to them. Character death. Contains some fluff and oyako.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kratos A.
A Sage in the Making by Myaru reviews
Raine faces the terrifying prospect of teaching for the first time in Iselia, and Genis isn't about to make it easy for her.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Raine S., Genis S. - Complete
Foolish Earthlings by banjo2E reviews
A collection of one-shots about everything that could possibly go wrong with a self-insert who ends up in the general area of the Journey of Regeneration. EMPHASIS, cool & unusual punishment, *SPOILERS*, quantum butterflies, maybe bashing. T just in case.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011
Dwarven Vow 17 by LinktoTwilight reviews
Kratos and Dirk are left behind while the others go to fight Mithos, waiting impatiently. Dirk's solution to the problem? Get Kratos drunk.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kratos A., Dirk - Complete
Dreams by fowl68 reviews
These boys she'd found herself with were very different from anyone else she'd ever met. They were strange and protective and could be infuriating. But at least they made her laugh. Pre-game. Yuartel.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Martel, Mithos Y. - Complete
An Ode to Mary Sue by Holy Song reviews
Here's my take on a Mary-Sue. Dedicated to Tara Gilesbie.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Lloyd I., Colette B., Sheena F., Zelos W. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by tiger002 reviews
After the discovery of two ancient suits of armor, dark powers forgotten in the flow of time are revived. The heroes have saved the world twice, but will they make it through alive this time?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009
Haven City IM by marneus90 reviews
Jak and co. get their hands/paws/claws on computers with an instant messenger included. Hilarity ensues. Expect people to be out of character, and have no real place within the canon. Rated for mild language.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Hero by Komodia reviews
Once, I was a hero. Perhaps I have finally become one again.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kratos A. - Complete
Unusual Artefacts by MikaHaeli8 reviews
These artefacts won't save the world, neither will they grant you powers. And trust Daxter to defile their significance. Really random oneshot humour, rated for very mild language.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Banishment by LeiaOrganicSolo reviews
The ride to the Wasteland from Jak's smart-ass POV. Rated T for some language, cause Jak is... Jak. Just a test for a Jak 3 novelization if you could even call it that. No pairings. Jak 3
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Jak M. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by Jack of All Suits reviews
ONESHOT. I Spy, tomatoes, and a lesson on the art of underhanded fighting. It's just another day on the Journey of Regeneration. Set on the way to Thoda Geyser.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Ark Navy reviews
-Collection- Lloyd wanted to believe it. He wanted so desperately to believe with the facts before him that every word was the truth. But this lie was so thin that even as a child he could see right through it: He was not an orphan. Lloyd was abandoned.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Anthem of the Angels by tiger002 reviews
Stories tell of the heroes fighting to save the world, but they could not have succeeded without the help of the angels. Through their sins they would condemn many; through their atonement they would save the world. Song-fic
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Yuan, Kratos A. - Complete
What More Could a Dog Want? by tiger002 reviews
A short fluff filled Christmas story told from Noishe's point of view. Merry Christmas everyone!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Noishe - Complete
Acceptance by kikkiclow88 reviews
Lloyd Irving wasn't sure who he was anymore. His had to be a lie, right? Maybe talking with a person who understands him and was going through the same thing now could help...Oneshot, no yaoi. Rated T for language only.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Lloyd I.
Sealed Fate by kikkiclow88 reviews
Colette reflects back on the thoughts and regrets she has before the fateful event at the Tower of Salvation. Oneshot. My first fanfic.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Colette B. - Complete
An Important Message by The Quote Bandit reviews
The male cast gathers to tell their fans a VERY important message...I wonder what it is?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Sidetracked by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
As Kvar's human ranch is infiltrated by Lloyd's team, the Cardinal has a conversation with Pronyma concerning the missing Angelus Project research data.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kvar, Pronyma - Complete
The Original Fire by Farfromfearless reviews
Formerly 'Kratos' Childhood.' Yes, I got the name from the Audioslave song, because it seemed to fit with my plot. The story of the Ancient Heros. Rated T for violence and possible sexual themes later on.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kratos A.
Jealousy Bonding by cloudyautumn reviews
Who knew that Sheena and Colette would find common ground due to a really bad assumption? Hints of Oyako/friendships. LK,SC. oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kratos A. - Complete
A not so easy Katz Quest by tiger002 reviews
The team finds themselves in a much harder battle then they imagined when they take a simple quest. Will they be able to make it back alive? Genis PoV. One shot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Cowardice by Mattricole reviews
After what happened in the Triet desert, Lloyd would never call his friend a coward again.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lloyd I., Noishe - Complete
The Contest by The Quote Bandit reviews
Botta thought it was all rather exasperating. Anna thought is was funny as hell. A little show of strength between the pair in a story that isn't a romance between Botta and Anna, but there is some Kranna. Yeah.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Anna A., Botta - Complete
Simple Questions by Audinale55 reviews
Sometimes the simplest questions can bring the biggest secrets to light. Father/Son fic Being rewritten as of now!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,280 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
The Most Practical Gift by Farfromfearless reviews
Kratos needs help picking out a gift for Anna. And who better to turn to than...YUAN! Rated T for suggestive themes. Reviews would be nice. ONESHOT.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
Upsy Daisy! oops by Arisu Tsuranu reviews
Based off an Extra in the Manga. Unequip your exsphere when playing with a chibi Lloyd. Poor Kratos learned that lesson the hard way. Pairing: KratosxAnna, CHIBI!Lloyd, Oyako Oneshot and Family Fluff. Please R/R!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Past and Future by Holy Spork reviews
Lloyd and Colette go to Flanoir to take a rest from their journey. There they meet Yuan, who claims to be trying to solve a problem. However, Lloyd quickly discovers that the 'problem' wears purple and has red hair...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,324 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Omelet by The Quote Bandit reviews
KILLER RABBITS ATTACK AND THEY EAT...Ok, so Zelos makes an omelet, Colette can't sleep, and I can't write summaries worth shoes. One-shotness.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Zelos W., Colette B. - Complete
Revelations by Von reviews
Sig was sent to Haven to search for Damas' son. He found him. AU. Set between Jak II & 3. No Ships.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Jak M., Sig - Complete
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Tales of Satirical Losers reviews
Our parody! Why is it in the 'western' genre? Because no one else's is! Please review! Rated T because life works that way.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,520 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 6/14/2009
The Stargazers' Guide reviews
"A human life is far too short to count them all..." All the stories Kratos told Lloyd about the stars. Rated K because meh.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Revisions Of The Rules reviews
Okay, so the sequel-ish thing to Rules of Fatherhood. We applied the twenty rules to seventeen-year-old Lloyd...with some changes, of course. Rated T because of Winn Dixie.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
The Quest reviews
After 'eating' Raine's tacos the group starts a new quest: to do all those crazy kid things Presea missed out on. Rated T for Zelos content.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Presea C.
The Places We've Been reviews
Every place has its own story to tell. KratosXAnna oneshots, each from a different place. Rated T for Trouble With A Capital T And That Rhymes With P And That Stands For Pool.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kratos A., Anna A.
A Lovely Little Thing Called Crazy reviews
Behind every good man is an even better woman. Usually kicking his ass. The story of Damas. Rated T because Damas says and he will always be better than you.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Damas M., Jak M.
Half reviews
He was a half of everything...half elf and half human; half person and half machine. Rated T because the dream said so. And the dream is never wrong.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Eye Contact reviews
Just a random oneshot about...well, how people have serious lack of eye contact. Really, don't they know that's bad manners? Rated K because it's a purty letter.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Embarassing Moments reviews
A birthday fic for Tori. Because we love you, girl. What is the most embarassing, awkward moment in the history of ToS? Well, the summary sure as hell isn't going to tell you! Click the fic! You know you want to!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009
The Rules of Fatherhood reviews
A special Father's Day treat. Twenty rules, all with a story about Kratos and Lloyd. Happy Father's Day!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,560 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Letters In Bottles reviews
A simple grammer lesson gives young Lloyd a great idea that turns into an outlet for his thoughts as he grows older. Please review. Rated T for...some reason we can't think of right now.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Alone reviews
She was gone, and he was left here alone...Horrible, depressing angst and sadness. You should really read it. Rated T because. Oneshot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Martel's Drunken Fools reviews
She hoped they got hangovers in the morning... Random and full of private jokes. It's a little out of character.Rated T because fate is conspiring against you.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
A Midnight Swim reviews
*Siren's Story* WHOO! First story. Lloyd almost drowns and, shockingly, Kratos has to save his ass! Rated K for lanuage, I guess. No intened pairings. SPOILERS!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete