Romanticized Missile Fire
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Joined 05-27-09, id: 1949053, Profile Updated: 07-16-13
Author has written 5 stories for Friday the 13th, Star Wars, Child Thief, Harry Potter, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.
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Marriage Law by Iluvubabe reviews
The Ministry has passed a marriage law after the defeat of Voldemort in the graveyard. They are ASSIGNING spouses! Who is going to marry who? SS/SB, sexual content, be warned. AU obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,205 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Angels Would Fall by WhisperOfTheNight reviews
The twins find a romance novel and decide to share their findings with the others. Someone should tell 5 that a romance novel is not a guidebook...
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 5, 9
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
Maroon vs Orange by MiraiMera reviews
RedvsBlue. Post-Revelation. SLASH. Simmons/Grif. Now that the Meta's been defeated, life goes back to normal for our unlikely heroes...right?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Potions Book by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
If it wasn't for that stupid potion and that stupid plant, and the fact that he'd evidently gone insane sometime over night, Neville never would have even thought of giving the book to Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Stir Crazy by Always the Prince reviews
Sirius has been alone for a long time, and once people stop visiting Grimmauld Place anyone looks good, even one Severus Snape. SB/SS. Warning inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
A Beast at Bay by Andy Magnuseth reviews
An extra scene for the short story "The Most Dangerous Game".
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Nightmare by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Esca wakes from his dreams to find Marcus watching him and waiting to ask... "why?" Slight Slash.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Esca, Marcus A. - Complete
Race by Hatochan reviews
A race across the heathers. An epiphany for Esca.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Marcus A., Esca - Complete
Nest by Hatochan reviews
Esca likes his small cot. Marcus does not.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Esca, Marcus A. - Complete
Devotion in a Meadow by Hatochan reviews
A quiet moment in the sun. Warnings: Implied pairing, short drabbley thing. Disclaimer: The Eagle belongs to Rosemary Sutcliffe and the makers of the film.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Marcus A., Esca - Complete
That Butler, Word Play by Noel Clover reviews
There is absolutely no reason why the butler may not respectfully drop hints and innuendos to tease his ever proud Master. Ever. Especially if it's Sebastian. A short Sebastian X Ciel fiction, nice as a little pick-me-up.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Accidents by VespertineFlora reviews
Agni never meant to... fall in love with his Prince. He'd never planned on doing anything about it either. Until one night he wanders in on something he didn't mean to see. AgnixSoma, lime w/fluff
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Agni, Prince Soma - Complete
Esca's Smile by KnightGuardian reviews
He was obsessed, with the smile of a slave - his slave -; with Esca. It was wrong. He was Roman, that alone should have been deterrent enough.He was his Master, that should have put an end to the matter, but it did not.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Amenable by D.B. Rae reviews
The glaring problem was that Jim had no idea how to seduce a recalcitrant Vulcan who appeared to loathe him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Was Your Hero Once by Lying In An Angels Arms reviews
Slash! Wikus was the hero of the District, he was their hope of the saviours returning to earth to whisk them away, but as years passed, they grew to distrust him. Wikus still waits for Christopher, even as his life falls to pieces around him.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,835 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
With a Warm and Tender Hand by TempleMistress reviews
After another close call, Anakin and Obi-Wan are on edge. While they attend to each other's injuries, the tension between them escalates until they're forced to deal with the intense feelings they have for each other. AxO, slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,570 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Spirit of Inquiry by infiniteviking reviews
Flynn and Ram have a tickle fight. For SCIENCE. G, gen, humor, and no Legacy spoilers.
Tron - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kevin Flynn, Roy Kleinberg/Ram - Complete
Of Programs and Lost Chances by Shade the Viridescent reviews
COMPLETE, oneshot. 1982 Tron, Flynn's PoV. I noticed there were no stories about Ram, so I'm fixing that. Just a little drabble about the moment of Ram's death, and when Flynn kissed Yori. It's Rynn. Canon compliant, sadly. Please read and review !
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kevin Flynn, Roy Kleinberg/Ram - Complete
A Good Man is Hard to Find by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
Stewie Griffin has grown up to be one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. He is cold, emotionless, and isolated. It takes a surreal turn of events to change his outlook on life and his outlook on love. BrianStewie-Takes place later in life-R&R
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Routine by glitterscarves reviews
Neville has his routine, Draco has his work. Perhaps things are not as easy as they seem. DM/NL. 2nd Chapter as a prelude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Sacrifice by Andy Magnuseth reviews
"It is not sacrifice if you love what you're doing." -Mia Hamm
Bible - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Cain, Abel - Complete
Inevitable by Emo Fox reviews
It was only a matter of time before Dib reached the end of his life cycle. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Uncomfortably Rumpled by D.B. Rae reviews
Spock discovers a commonality between himself and Jim that leads to a shift in their relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Physical Impossibilities by Sugar Magic reviews
Sometimes, one big change leads to another, and other times, trust is all you need.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Stranger by Zuzeca reviews
The last member of a doomed spaceship crew, Wikus crash lands on an alien planet. AU Slash
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,514 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
Of Cigarettes and Cakes by glitterscarves reviews
Neville and Draco both have their vices but maybe they need something else for comfort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Discretion by Emo-Pirate reviews
Hellboy decides that he can, indeed, be discreet...warnings: HBJM...this means SLASH guys, tailkink
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
All Is Love by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Chris doen't leave- he cures Wikus and two years later, they must deal with what they started. Slash! wheee
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M.
Stargazing by Jadzia Bear reviews
On a sleepless night, Mal shows Simon new ways to pass the time. But on a small ship, sex always changes things. Or does it? Mal/Simon slash.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Now Cracks A Noble Heart by Katana Black reviews
There was one person Hamlet could turn to. There was another reason why Ophelia killed herself. There was no way he'd let anyone find out. A HamletxHoratio fic. Warnings: yaoi, sexual situations, anachronism, literary liberties
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Simplicity by WhisperOfTheNight reviews
5 reflects on a few things. Mostly about 9.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Then Suddenly Something Changes by Band8PGeek reviews
Love has a habit of hitting you like a ton of bricks. SquidSquill. Squill's POV. Dedicated to Marih Dimitri and other supporters.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Squilliam, Squidward - Complete
Missing Breakfast by Jumping with Scissors reviews
Blaise and Ron have been meeting each other for awhile now, but Blaise wants more. Love. Rated T for alternative life styles. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Blaise Z., Ron W.
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Why So Serious? reviews
Mr. Crepsley and Darren didn't stay to make sure Murlough was really dead... and now the mad vampaneze is on the prowl. But who is he after? The one and only snake-boy sweetheart of the Cirque du Freak of course! AU; LartenxDarren 'hints'; SLASH
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Evra Von, Murlough
Like a Drug reviews
Jason never has liked people staying at HIS lake, but there's a new guy and his son coming in to stay. Will Jason kill the man leaving the child to run away, or will something unexpected happen between them? JasonxOMC
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,135 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
Lying Truth reviews
Severus needs to talk to James about Lily. And of course, the conversation doesn't go as planned. SLASH. Non-con fluff and nothing more. Just innocence hinting at other... 'interests'. A bit of swearing which is why it's rated T and hidden love! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Connotation reviews
"This is MY forest. The next time you set foot in these woods I will shove my sword all the way up your ass." 1st Person Ulfger. Oh, the connotations of that statement from Peter; but what did the son of the Horned One think? One-shot-crap-drabble.
Child Thief - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ulfger, Peter - Complete
Farthest From the Core
A young human who thought he'd never love another so fully again. A Tusken who is wandering the Jundland Wastes for his bloodrite. What happens when they meet? OMCxOMTRaider. AU, blood, lime later , and foreign languages Huttese, Jawaese , FLUFFY-ISH!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Published: 5/8/2011