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Hello!!

Welcome to my profile.

I should be writting soon. I am at a major writter's block and I don't know what to do.

I love twilight. It is awesome!! I was one of the people who read the series BEFORE they even said there was going to be a movie. No offense to those who read it after. Team Edward all day everyday. I have nothing against Jacob. He was a great friend for Bella in New Moon. It's just that he's not Edward. My apologies to all Jacob-lovers. Go Edward. And Robert Pattinson. And Kirsten Stewart.

I love to sing, dance, read, write and be me! I enjoy my life!

I love Pararmore, Green Day, Fall Out Boys, Gym Class Heros, and Panic! At The Disco.

Did you know.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom, BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, boredom.and.school.sucks, RandomCullenFanGirl1901, EdwardCullensLongLostSISTER, BiteMeCullenJustDoIt,vampiregirl1654,sheriseisbella,

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have every lost a computer game at level one, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you trip the second you get up from your chair. Crazy is when you brush the condensation off your window with a comb or hairbrush coz you like the pattern it makes. Crazy is when you stare at people and wonder what their names are and if they're gay...If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life...Now!

Sozzy, I had to add the 'now' bit!! I get tempted too much...

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

I know that everyone now has this but I still think it's cool! It's kinda like Edward and Bella, although, Bella would already have the helmet on not to mention everything that even looked like skin would be padded and that would also be padded you know, Bella being Bella, and Edward would be doing way more then 100mph! Also, Edward wouldn't crash the bike or die. Bella would do cliff diving if he died anyway so there would be no point in this! But it's still COOOOL!! If when you first read this Jacob and Bella and New Moons and Giant Empty Holes come to mind; You are NOT alone!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

This is also one of the cutest things ever written (apart from a bronze haired someone I know)!! If this doesn't touch you THEN YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE!!

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies...

The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk...

She told him that her feelings had changed and it was time to move on...

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note...

At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down the very same street...

He swerved right into the driver's seat killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived...

Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it...

It said: "Without your love I would die"

Depressed? Crying? Then you need emotional therpy. I know this gr8 therapist called Jasper Hale...

This is for people like Rosalie who need more confidence...

If you had to read that other bit again then you need to learn irony and sarcasm...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ever had writers block when talking?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, school.and.boredom.sucks, RandomCullenFanGirl1901, EdwardCullensLongLostSISTER, BiteMeCullenJustDoIt,vampiregirl1654,ReesesaysbitemeEdwardcullen

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

16. I dream of a better world: Where chickens can cross the road, and not have their motives questioned

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
Look-don't steryotype people.

LABELS ARE FOR CANS. AS YOU CAN SEE: I'M NOT A CAN, SO DON'T LABEL ME.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

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He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

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Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

Twilight-2 days(I couldn't put it down as soon as I opened it), New Moon-2 days(I was excited from the moment I got it to the end of the book), Eclipse-2 days(I started the moment I finished New Moon), Breaking Dawn-3 days(I stayed up all night and read all day from the day it came out in stores til the day I finished it)

Who introduced you to the books?

My big sister Alexis. I love her soooo much.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I borrowed them, then I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series?

It ended perfectly! I loved it!!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Bella because she tries to be tough even though she isn't tough at all.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward XD

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jake or Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"And so the the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stupid lamb. What a sick masochistic lion." Edward and Bella in Twilight(In the meadow)

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Bella seduced Edward into getting busy in Breaking Dawn (which i'm glad she did or no Nessie)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob kisses Bella, and she stupidly punches him(Why would you even consider that?)

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice tells Bella she would change her herself and Bella gets excited and yells "Bite Me" in New Moon

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

In Eclipse, and the battle between Victoria and Edward(That was AWESOME!!)

Which book cover was your favorite?

Um...New Moon, because the flower is so beautiful!!(I want the flower as my tattoo)

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yes and I need therapy my friends want to put me in a mental institute bcuz of how obsessed I am. TWILIGHT!!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about a Breaking Dawn Movie or Midnight Sun Full Book?

I can't choose but If I must, Breaking Dawn Movie

Midnight Sun Full Book or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn Movie?

Breaking Dawn cuz of Nessie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward because they are pieces of the puzzle alone but they fit together

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella, because she's my hero(Well-my fictional hero)

I still love Edward!!

Bella or Jacob?

Bella No choice

Bella or Alice?

Bella because she was just her and no one else (Not saying Alice wasn't herself I just like Bella more)

Alice or Jacob?

Their both funny, and I both love them...but Alice! She can change me(If I bug her enough! ;))

Rosalie or Alice?

Rose-because she had her reasons for being against changing Bella

Jasper or Alice?

Alice cuz she's awesome

Jasper or Edward?

EDWARD!!- I want to marry him.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle. He never gets any respect!!

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett. He's like a giant teddy bear!!

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett alll day!!

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella Cause she is so wonderful and she finally discovers where she fits belongs in Breaking Dawn

Esme or Charlie?

Team Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle! :)

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jake!

Sam or Quil?

Quil!!

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria- She was very strategic- even though she lost in Eclipse

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires forever!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

The Stephanie Myer Website

Are you excited?

It has been out for a while, but can't wait for the rest!!

What do you think of the casting so far?

GREAT JOB!!

Are you going to go see it?

I saw it 2 times in theaters, and bought the 3 disc DVD

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

U went with my family

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

It was kind of close, but I understood that they had to change a lot of things because it's a movie.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

but if i had to choose i would go with Breaking Dawn

How about Edward's?

Thats so hard! But i gusse i would say Twilight

Jacob's?

Deffinately breaking Dawn

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

All of them

When people say Joe Jonas I say The cullen brothers!!

When they say scary creppy vampires who live in a coffin! I say Edward Cullen who is the most beautiful vampire ever and DOSN'T SLEEP IN A COFIN...cause he dosn't sleep!!

When they say Milye curys i say Kristen Stewart!

When they say i want to be a ROCKSTAR! i say i want to be a CULLEN!!

when they say Twilight is gay i say and your not?!

When they saw they don't want to see the moive cause it looks stupid i say o then i guess you just wern't smart enough to read a 500 page book and your afraid to admit it!

When they say your a crazy person i say yes im crazy...for ROB PATTISON!!

When they say Nick Jonas has a beautiful voice i say rob Pattison has a magical voice!

When they say i can't wait for camp rock 2 i say yea it looks good but i am PUMPED for New moon!

When people say i want to live in Califoran i say i want to live in Forks washington

When pepole say i want a sports car, i say i want a silver Volvo!

When people say i dont want to live forever i say i want to be 17 forever

When people say your to young to be in love i say Bella married right out of high school so why can't i?

When people say Warewolves are just wolves i say, do you think WOLVES can transform fron Human to wolves?

When people say i can't wait for the next issue of 17 magizen i say i can't wait for Stephanie Meyer to write another book about two vampires named Edward and Bella!!

When people ask me why i love Twilight so much i say, you just have to read the book and find out for yourself!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Reminder (trust me, you'll need this reminder: I did!!) If you want to almost kill yourself so Carlisle or any other Cullen will save you, do it when it's NOT sunny! And not just when you're crossing the road and think it's a good idea!!

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
xYou have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
xYou have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
xYou just tried to sing them.
xYou have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
xYou have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
xYou didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
xYou just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
xPeople have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
xYou have caught yourself drooling.
xYou’ve fallen asleep in class
xIf someone says “fart” you laugh.
xYou just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking
xYou tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.
xYou are taking this test when you should be doing something important
xYou have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
xYou break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Yay 18!! Whew! I barely made it!!

Twilight:

Bella: I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator

Bella: Vampires play baseball?


Edward: Afraid of a needle. Oh, as sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs to find him. An IV, on the other hand...


Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick masochistic lion.

Mike: So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?


Edward: Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving.


Edward: And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?


Edward:Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,

Bella: Drunk?

Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence.

Alice: It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.


Bella: This truck is old enough to be your car's grandfather — have some respect.


New Moon:

Bella: We watched zombies eat people. It was great.


Emily: So, you're the vampire girl.

Bella: Yes. Are you the wolf girl?


Jacob: I am a werewolf and he's a vampire.

Bella : And I'm a virgo!

Bella: I am switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.

Eclipse:

Bella: Stupid, unreliable, vampire!


Bella: I have been tortured. Alice painted my toenails.


Bella: You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.

Bella: I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.


Bella: Hold it Alice, I've got a few limitations for you.

Alice: I know, I know, I know. I only have until August thirteenth at the latest, you have veto power on the guest list, and if I go overboard on anything, you'll never speak to me again.

Bella: Oh, okay. Well, yeah. You know the rules, then.

Jacob: You said she needed a space heater, and here I am.


Emmet: Fall down again Bella?

Bella: No, I punched a werewolf in the face


Breaking Dawn:

Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?

Alice: I do. Excellent.


Alice: No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you.

Bella: Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.

Edward: Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.

Rosalie: Over my pile of ashes.


Jacob: Dead Beat

Rosalie: I'd like to beat you dead.

Renee: Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out.


Edward: You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.


Bella: Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?


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BABY, REMEMBER ME, PLEASE by LADARTHA reviews
Bella and Edward are beloved Hollywood stars. She warns him that something was about to happen; he ignores that warning. So, after tradegy strikes he wishes he had listened. Now, he and both families must battle to help the couple regain what they had on every level of their lives. Will they succeed or will it be a lost cause and Edward has to start from the beginning to win her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,025 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5h - Published: 10/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Everything I Needed by AgoodWITCH reviews
Bella had been lucky to land the job as the nanny to Esme and Carlisle's two girls, but when Carlisle's younger brother arrives in New York in need of a fresh start and some help with his own brood, Bella's world is quickly turned upside down. It was just supposed to be a job, but they quickly became everything she needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,085 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 9h - Published: 11/28/2013 - Bella, Edward
Madame Bella by Emotion Masen reviews
After Edwards fiancée cheats on him, his friends are determined to get him back into the dating world. As a joke they take him to what he doesn't know is a high-end brothel, where he sets his eyes on Madame Bella, the youngest and most notorious Madame in the business. Despite her being the only one not on the menu he is willing to do anything to win her for himself.(Extremely OOC)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 98,705 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 10h - Published: 8/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Kill for Love by SunAndMoon42 reviews
"What?" Bella erupted. "Please tell me, you are joking. Terrorist, Edward. Really?" Edward, Jacob and Bella meet in college. Edward and Bella get pulled in a whirlwind romance. Unfortunately, Edward has to leave the college and Bella. Six years later, Bella and Edward cross paths again. But Edward is changed drastically and proposes a strange deal to Bella. Will she agree? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,259 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 14h - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Bella, Edward] [Jacob, Leah]
The Dangerous Corner by SandPrincess13 reviews
"Are you going to shoot me, baby?" "Don't temp me." He was a cold-hearted bastard. She wanted to avenge the death of her parents. They hated with a fiery passion, loved like there was no tomorrow. He betrayed her. He left her for dead. She went silent. She loathed him, again. She put a stone on her heart, and the coldest expression she could manage. He came back again. Mobward. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 139,416 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 19h - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
My Laird by StillDreaming85 reviews
Isabella is an English woman, trying to escape a marriage she doesn't want. Edward is a Scottish Laird, with a soft spot for a damsel in distress and a hate for the English Redcoats that pursue her, but what does he do with her now that he has saved her? He has no choice, other than to bring her home, but he wasn't counting on falling for the lass on the journey to Castle Menzies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 26,547 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/14 - Bella, Edward
Lethal Conclusion by miraline reviews
Bella has done all sorts of stupid things lately; leaving home without her wallet, forgotten where she parked her car, gone to meetings dressed in mismatched socks. The list goes on. Missing things turning up in odd places, appointments beeing mysteriously rebooked or cancelled. Pregnancy brain? Or is there something else, something darker and more disturbing waiting to be revealed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Break Statement by winterhorses reviews
Hunger, food, failure, binge, purge. Repeat. A routine that becomes a life that becomes an infinite loop with no imaginable end, with no way to break free. Except one. It's a foregone conclusion for her, a matter of time, a question of when. She's ready for it to be now. A green-eyed stranger is the only thing that stands between her and the escape she longs for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,074 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 2/9 - Bella, Edward
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 373,010 - Reviews: 10117 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 7,981 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
From Vegas with love by cristinaN reviews
A ruthless criminal detached from all emotions brought to Las Vegas on a job. A young woman trying to move on after escaping an abusive relationship. One drunken night brings them together. Can love exist in a world filled with lies and deception?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,803 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Bella, Edward
You Are Mine by MissRainbow13 reviews
Edward and his brothers are apart of the Italian mob. They go to a club looking to meet the triplets that have been looking to settle down. There are two important rules dealing with wives in the Cullen family, she has to be Italian and she must be pure. Will these three triplets be what the Cullen men have been looking for? Cannon Pairings. AH Rated M OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,433 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
Ride and Prejudice by ClaireBamboozle reviews
Life is a series of choices and making the wrong call can change someones life forever, just ask Edward Cullen. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 227,372 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Edward, Bella
Only In Hollywood by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Bella and her friends are on Spring Break in LA. One collision changes her life. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 162,559 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sweet dreams by we're.all.dancing reviews
In the Olympic Peninsula of northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks exists under a near-constant cover of clouds and rain. Bella, Alice and Rosalie were born and raised in Forks, a boring little town where nothing ever happens. What happens when four Cullen's and one Masen moves to town? Things are about to get interesting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wood: The Ultimate Cure for Boredom by MsSailorman reviews
"In over a century of living, not even an erection. No sexual satisfaction. That would turn any seventeen year old dude into a grouchy piece of s***. But expound that by leaps and bounds and you get me: Edward Cullen, most sexually frustrated person on the f****** planet." So Edward's immortality isn't exactly going to plan . . . until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,092 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Two Blue Lines by Payton79 reviews
Bella, a good girl, was dumped by her long-time boyfriend. Edward, a young doctor, is feeling suffocated by his father's plans. Waking up next to a stranger is a shock for a good girl. Seeing the girl of your dreams run out on you the morning after sucks for a nice guy. What if two blue lines will bind the two together for life? What if they can't even remember how they came to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,099 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Love Like Ours by robsessed73 reviews
Bella is a Drama Student in UCLA. Edward Cullen is an up and coming actor. When these two meet, sparks begin to fly. What does this mean for their current boyfriend and girlfriend back home? E/B pairing eventually. Rated M for Language and Lemons. No Cheating on Edward and Bella's behalf
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Bella, Edward
All Alone by robsessed73 reviews
I am a 16 Year old girl from a small town in Forks. I have a loving family and the greatest twin brother. My life changed forever the day I won a radio contest to attend a film premiere and meet my actor crush, Edward Masen. After spending one night with him my life will never be the same again. Rated M for language and lemons. Reposted
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,170 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Bella, Edward
Oblivious by LyricalKris reviews
Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,125 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/12 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Dilemma by Jaynor reviews
Two brothers, one laid back and friendly, the other uptight and a bit pompous. One girl, caught in the middle. Bella buys her first home, unaware of the family feud between her two neighbours, brothers, Edward Masen-Cullen and Jasper Whitlock. In fact, she doesn't realise they're in any way related! Both befriend Bella, leaving her with a dilemma - a Cullen dilemma.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,292 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 2/13 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Entwined by KissOfShadows13 reviews
There comes a pivotal moment in everyone's life when their beliefs are put to the test. My beliefs were a part of my being. My whole life was mapped out. It wasn't supposed to turn out this way. AH. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,925 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bella, Edward
Bound to the Family by heartfortwilight reviews
A Mafia/BDSM story. A Don who is a Dom; two powerful personalities bound together in one body. Will it be too much for one woman to handle, or is she exactly what is needed to balance this man.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,387 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 3/8 - Bella, Edward
Attention, whore! by Twilightsavedme reviews
*COMPLETE* Attention, whore! Sharing is not caring. What will happen when Bella goes off to college and realizes that the rules of dating have changed? Will she choose to be her own person, and stay away from the sexy green eyed man or will she stoop to everyone else's level for his affection as an attention whore? B x E baby
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,004 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Balançoire by gemini13me reviews
"Perfect balance is like a razor's edge; it can be found only in the Self." - Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,311 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Bella, Edward
Relentless by StillDreaming85 reviews
Bella meets Edward and sparks fly. She thinks he's a charming businessman, but he's not. He's in the Mafia. How will she handle it when she finds out? Will an innocent girl like her be able to survive in his world? Darkward / Mobward / Possessiveward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,057 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
Going Down by Redtini reviews
Bella Swan was recruited to The Cullen Firm as the new Managing Director of Global Relations. Unbeknownst to her, she never remembered applying for the position. Yet, luck was on her side, and the offer was too great to pass up. Through one strange encounter and a series of events, Bella realizes that luck had nothing to do with it. Drama/Romance/Angst/Lemons/mild BDSM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,748 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
That s What Little Girls Are Made Of by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
Was it wrong to want you...for so long, watch you mature from the sidelines…ripening for my pleasure? I have no right to...want...need...desire...crave your beautiful body, but I do. Fantasizing, hours about the things I could…want…need to do to you. Sugar and Spice, and everything nice…that s what Isabella Swan was made of... B&E Drabble, Canon pairings...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 152 - Words: 120,130 - Reviews: 6398 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Revelations of a Tortured Soul by Blooming on a Snow reviews
Sequel to "The Revelations of an Innocent Mind". As Bella and Edward tries to make their relationship last forever, the complications from Edward's underground world has proved how hard it was for them to stay together without fighting back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/5
The Revelations of an Innocent Mind by Blooming on a Snow reviews
Edward, aka Masen, is a hired killer, infamous in the underground world. Bella, orphaned, novice nun, was raised in the Cathedral as a devote catholic. One chance encounter would change the way they view the world, and themselves, as a whole. A tug of war, and heart, between the pure and the damned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,877 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pull by janiedoe12 reviews
Bella left Edward and everything she knew in Forks ten years ago. She knew he would never leave the MC, but circumstances drew her far away to accomplish her dreams. When Bella returns under somewhat mysterious circumstances, Forks will never be the same. AH. Tattward/Bikerward. Think Twilight meets Sons of Anarchy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,184 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Bella, Edward
Under the LA Sun by michsky70 reviews
How can you deal with having a big and loud family and then blending with another big and loud family in a lavish wedding, Bella is a famous hollywood actress that is marrying Fiancée Italian Billionaire Edward Grimaldi follow them as they deal with fame, marriage and a secret that Edward is keeping from Bella that will maybe break this new family apart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,970 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Edward, Bella
Family secrets by Glassbug reviews
What happens when Bella is attacked and her mob family find out she's pregnant? How does a protective family act when one of their own is attacked? No one knows for certain, the only thing they do know is they will kill anyone in their way to protecting her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 139,528 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tougher Than The Rest by KoalaLou reviews
I didn't expect my weekend to consist of anything more than a family wedding…then I met Bella and my world was blown apart. Could I accept her reality, once I'd finally learned what that even was? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,880 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
No Complications by heyamber reviews
Bella and Edward, best friends for more than a decade, encounter a sudden change in their relationship when Edward becomes curious. When he asks for no complications, Bella agrees. The only thing is that it does get complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,845 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Bella, Edward
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 216,460 - Reviews: 4665 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 4,274 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Was Never Yours by My Secret reviews
Bella is picking up the pieces of her heart after Jacob's infidelity smashes it to pieces in their own bed. Will six months of exercise, a new found confidence and one incredibly sexy bartender be enough to get her back on her feet? Or will Jacob come back when he realizes what he's lost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected by opal aline reviews
Unhappy with where life has taken her, Bella seeks a second chance in Hollywood. A struggling single mother, will life get the better of her or take her to unexpected places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Bella, Edward, Leah, Seth
Blood Lines by LeadMeIntoTemptationAgain reviews
Edward and Bella are living in a new city, with a new child, and no one to turn to when times get rough. What happens when a ghost from Chicago turns up in DC and threatens their new life? They have to overcome their differences and rediscover their passion for each other while attempting to shelter everything they hold dear. Reposted after FF removed. Sequel to Cosa Nostra.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/24/2014
Connected by fallinangelx3 reviews
Isabella Swan is a girl from Brooklyn. She grew up on the values of family meaning everything. Growing up in Brooklyn she learned many things, like the Mafia runs everything. What happens one hot, Summer day when she trespasses on the beach and sees something she shouldn't of. What happens when Edward Cullen, the most feared man in Brooklyn, the world, enters her life. MOBWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,045 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
A Mate For Edward by alternatetwilight reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper are born vampire sons to Carlisle and Esme. Edward claims Bella on the first day at school when she moves to Forks to live with her father. The question is what does a girl need to learn when mated to a vampire. AU [All coupling the same.] Warning: Please don't read if you are put off by dominant males. No Bella sexual abuse. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 146,070 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/18 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My FrenEnemy Spouse by chrissycullen123 reviews
Bella and Edward who have been frenemies their whole life go away to college as they both realize their hidden feelings for each other they become closer and end up getting drunk and marrying each other in Vegas. Now its like they're back to square one with the bickering. Lots humour, drama, rated r and fluffy romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,877 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
Come With Me by debu reviews
Mistaken identity leads to an improper proposition. Someone will change their mind and learn to bend.  Edward is in town for meetings and staying at the nicest hotel in town, in the nicest suite. He is a wealthy businessman. And he needs a woman's touch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 93,516 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
Share and Share Alike by Roslyn1213 reviews
Successful lawyer Edward Cullen and college student Bella Swan have dark appetites for pleasure.One day they meet and the attraction is instantaneous. See full summary inside.Rated M for a very good reason. Multiple partners, non-canon coupling.Kind of
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 138,123 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Restaurant by DaCherry reviews
When Edward returns to help manage his family's restaurant alongside his cousin Alice and her best friend, Bella, sparks fly between Edward and Bella, and not in a good way. At first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,697 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tears of Joy by Mitchel2013 reviews
It's Edward and Bella's senior year. They had been together for almost a year. Everything was perfect about their relationship but then Bella misses her period. How will Edward react? Can he handle all the tears? Will he still want her if she brings the responsibility of a child into his life? Written from both Bella and Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,337 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Bella, Edward] Renesmee C./Nessie
The Spa by twylytfan reviews
Bella is a forty something wife and mother of two who discovers that her one and only love, Jacob, no longer wants to be married. She realizes that through the years, she has let herself go and makes a decision to get her life back, and maybe her man in the process. This leads her to The Spa, where she begins to replace the old with the new. Does this include replacing her Ex?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie
500 Miles by SpringHiller09 reviews
Bella is your typical high school senior while Edward is struggling to survive in the real world. Bella is hired to babysit Edward's baby sister and when the two meet, they start experiencing feelings they'd never had before.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,847 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Family like Ours: Sequel to People like Us by justginger reviews
He is the 'toast of Hollywood' and she is his queen, but their lives are not a fairytale. With children, real life and someone who is trying to break them apart, Edward and Bella will need to fight for their Happily Ever After. From the red carpet, to the bedroom to the playroom, can their love survive? **HEA** OOC/AH. CANON COUPLES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 255,067 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Edward, Bella
Possession: You Are Mine by HonestlyTwilight reviews
She was his. You could smell him on her. Bella was just having a normal night, until two beautiful models came in and insisted she go with them. She wakes up in a bed, in her new life. HOT Possessiveward! Rated M for a reason! Lots of Lemons! Let the lust begin! Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Bella, Edward
You Were Supposed to Stay in Vegas by tench11 reviews
It's fifteen days until the beginning of Bella's happily ever after. But betrayal from the person Bella trusts the most causes her to do things she never expected. Meeting Mr. Green Eyes was never part of the plan, but then again nothing that has happened so far has been. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,067 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
Crossing the Lines by sheviking reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bella is starving for a better life for her and her son, and taking her clothes off in front of a stranger is just the first of many lines she'll cross.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,884 - Reviews: 6222 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Not so Unexpected by RockRaven244 reviews
An unexpected event threw Isabella into Edward's arms. Love, devotion and family loyalty keep her there. Sequel to Unexpected. Mature/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,670 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12856 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 5,348 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gangster's Girl by balletboots reviews
His hand sat possessively on my hip, one of those careless smiles on his lips, staking a claim on my flesh. In those moments, I was fairly certain he was a normal, good guy- but even our four year old niece knew what he really was... a criminal, a thug, a no-good gangster. I will never be able to thaw his ice cold heart, but I've become the gangster's girl and there's no way out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
Miracle of Love by MelindaHP reviews
What would happen if Carlisle and Esme came back a month after the family leaving Bella? What will they find? (After Edward leaves Bella in NM. Canon pairings) AN: Edward lover, Jacob hater so don't read if you like Jacob...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chopping and Changing by Krazyk85 reviews
*Sequel* Some things don't change, like their crazy and obsessive love, but when threatened by a man motivated by power and money, they do what they do best and that's survive. No longer on the run from the law, they make their own laws now. Brutal and forceful with their desires, killing is only part of the thrill. ExB, BPOV, HEA, Guns, Violence, Lemons, Darkella and her Darkward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,404 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
Over The Counter by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Seattle pharmacist Bella Swan thinks her chance at a fairy tale love story is over when her parents push her towards an arranged marriage. For Doctor Edward Cullen, love was never in the radar. Will the arrangement mean a love-less marriage? Or will love find them along the way? AH, OOC, Canon Couples. Rated M for language but may contain lemons in later chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 212,602 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl with the Paper Heart by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Edward Cullen is a player, he's with a new girl every week. That all changes when he meets a girl that is off limits, he vows to be a better man. He wants to be able to be worthy of the girl with the paper heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/5 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Saw Me by BulletproofBabe reviews
"It took a day for me to believe I was nothing, It took me a year to believe I was something." Isabella is plus-sized, Often ridiculed about her weight. Edward is a vampire, and searching for his mate. What happens when their paths cross? Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Bella, Edward
On the Run by My Secret reviews
Benucci had made the decision; I was going to be his girlfriend no matter how much I didn't want it. What mobsters want mobsters get, right? What if I told you there was another guy who wanted me more- who would do anything to make sure Benucci went down- no matter what.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,891 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betrayal by StillDreaming85 reviews
Drabble Mafia Fic. What is the ultimate act of Betrayal? For Bella is was when her husband and best friend slept together. Find out how she dealt with them and how she plans to turn her life around. Will she find happiness?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 22,997 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Left Without a Choice by momma2fan reviews
After her parents are murdered, Bella and her brothers flee to the protection of their Godfather. When Bella discovers information that puts her life at risk, her only choice is to marry a man that she hates. Edward is a hard man, one that wants nothing to do with his reluctant bride. Can this pair ever learn to love each other...before their enemies destroy them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Bella, Edward
Dancing with the Devil by R.Ryan reviews
Join Isabella and Edward as actions, circumstances and consequences set them on a collision course. At the end of it all, will the pure and untainted Isabella survive the callous and seductive touch of a man no better than the Devil? It is a dark tale of seduction, passion and lust. Blood will be shed. Lives will be lost. But what do you expect when you Dance with the Devil?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,631 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
Wishes Do Come True by TwilightandRobsten reviews
Bella and Edward were high school sweethearts. One decision pulls them apart. When they're given the chance to fix what was broken, do they take it or let it slip?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,277 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6991 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 7,187 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14747 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealing Bella by Violet Bliss reviews
To repay a debt owed by her sister, Isabella Swan must spend seven nights in the bed of the scarred and scandalous Edward Cullen, her family's greatest enemy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,722 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Apple Dumpling Club by helluvabell reviews
Escaping an overbearing father and a shady past, Bella Swan hitches a ride with the Cullen crew when they ride through Forks.She soon realizes family is more than blood, and that lust and love are not the same. Will the FBI and a certain outlaw motorcycle gang be able to tear Edward and Bella apart? All human. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,391 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
From Detention to Desire by Twihardforever627 reviews
He's the school hottie, cocky and arrogant. She's the school nerd, loner extraordinaire. She hates him. He doesn't know who she is. At first. What happens after one particular detention class? ExB. All human. Eventual lemons. First fic ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,583 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Attracting Flies by scarlettstones reviews
Bella Swan. Graduated from Yale with a degree in chemical engineering at 15 and a spy at an international organization her own family founded. Her biggest mistake? Sleeping with the grandson of a mafia boss during a mission of hers. "Well, if I ever see him again, I'm screwed." Spyella, Mobward. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,466 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Bella, Edward
Lessons of a MPW by Christie Hart reviews
Four guys. Four babies on the way. One house, and one very mad, pregnant woman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 37,189 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sear by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella, one week into a housesitting job, has an unexpected, late night visitor. Written using WitFits. Short. Drama and romance, of course, but also...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Karma Killer by loopylou992 reviews
Bella & Edward are undoubtedly the best kept secret in Forks High School, dating in secret but their relationship is doomed to be exposed and the consequences of this will rip both their worlds apart. Who, if anyone will come out of this mess unscathed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 144,646 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Armani Caveman by Love Eternity reviews
Bella is fascinated by the man she sees in the coffee shop, he's handsome and she knows its wrong but she wants him. Nothing was great for Bella but things get even more complicated for the young college girl when her man crush informs her she is his... worst thing she can not find it in her to care she may be making a mistake that could cost her everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,909 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Bella, Edward] [Emmett, Rosalie] - Complete
Jurisdiction by StillDreaming85 reviews
ON HIATUS: Until Relentless is finished. War has ripped the world apart and Bella is living in one of the few cities left in the States. Life is cruel, there is no freedom, food is scarce, and a few people hold all the power. Will Bella be able to survive? Will Edward be able to save her from Mike's snare? - Thugward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,442 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Bella, Edward
Read my Lips by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Three best friends are kidnapped and sent to work for the Cullen men; the ruthless dominating princes of the vampire world. Their jobs? Sex slaves- tending to their every desire and need 24/7."Rule one don't speak unless spoken to." Darkward/AU/Lemons/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,636 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 219,517 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Proposal by shadowed by passion reviews
Edward has a thing for his new assistant. The only angst this story will have will be the angst Mr. Cullen experiences. Cartoon references and post-it note love kind of fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,707 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hopeless by Ms.Reality2 reviews
When Edward Cullen retires ever director in Hollywood might cry! Edward Cullen was a successful actor/billionaire looking for love and a family. Isabella Swan has baggage from here to Hollywood. She has a daughter and a dead beat husband. Will her search of love smack right into her or will it just be too good to be true.(Banner By:Anarodfranco ) (Hiatus12-9-14)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Bella, Edward
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4036 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,149 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intended Target by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Annual Halloween story: A serial killer's on the loose. The victims are all 5' to 5'7, brown eyes, long brown hair. To make matters worse four friends are being stalked. With letters, photos, phones calls and threats, will the stalker get too close? Is the stalker and the killer one in the same? What happens when tragedy strikes and the girls pay the ultimate price? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,510 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's No Lamb by iknowyou2 reviews
She's a mob princess that was hidden from the mafia world and has never been seen. He's the next in line to take over his father's 'organization'. Arranged marriages happen in this world and theirs will create an alliance. He expects her to be just another spoiled mafia brat. But what he doesn't know is that she's no lamb. Mobward, meet the killer: Mobella. AH, AU, & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,818 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Dress by Redtini reviews
Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. Romance/Drama/Angst/and everything else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,032 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Soul Speaks by StaceyC73 reviews
Does love at first sight really exist? It does for Bella. Read her story. Does contain threesomes, a little softcore BDSM and is very graphic. Definitely not within character. Over 18 only, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,356 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Ruthless by Lovenyx125 reviews
When a game of revenge is taken too far, Bella is sold into marriage to a man she despises. While struggling to fit society's mold of a weak woman, she must navigate the treacherous waters of being a mob wife without drowning in the process. Mobward. Possessiveward. Sexyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,420 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Edward, Bella]
Not Intended by hearmenot reviews
Mafia Twilight story. Repost. Edward is the heir to the mafia royalty. Bella is a nurse. They meet in a hospital after he is shot by the rivaling organization. They fall in love but Bella finds it difficult to accept what his family stands for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,375 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Bella, Edward
Mate of Honor by MagTwi78 reviews
Best friends Bella and Edward have a deal—if they're not married by the time they're 30, they'll marry each other. While she's been searching for Mr. Right, he's been busy with Miss. Right Now. Would you be happy seeing your long-time love say 'I do' to someone else? (Be warned: it's a slow burn) B & E, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,769 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Surrogate by TayBee reviews
"It hit me like a wrecking ball. Esme and Carlisle were dead, and I was a four months pregnant with their baby." AH, OOC, Bella, desperate for cash, becomes a surrogate. It's only nine months, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,666 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Notice by HelliesWorld reviews
Bella is a savvy lawyer and Edward is in need of a good right hand man or woman. Will she be able to withstand working for Mr. Cullen. His tough exterior may melt and she may... I have no clue SO this is Two Weeks Notice meets Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,645 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Help by MsScribble reviews
She's just the nanny, but when she's with him she's so much more… Warning: Infidelity. Smut, angst and drama. ExB. WIP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
Those That Overpower by The Prettiest Wallflower reviews
Edward had been obsessed with her for so long. He was always watching…Now, he is acting on impulse. Bella will be expected to be the next Stepford wife entering the Cullen family. Nothing could have prepared her for this life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
Year Of Hell by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
REPOST. Edward's known Bella for five years, but after some time away from Forks, he learns even more. Some bad people have their hand in the control of Forks. Will Bella and Edward be able to save each other or get lost in the mix? What happens when Edward's friendship with Bella becomes so much more? Can they both fight the demons from their past and present to find their future?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,056 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Complete
Bella and the Pirate by deslyncullen reviews
Bella and her parents were sailing to New York. Their ship was hijacked by pirates. Bella falls for the handsome pirate, Captain Edward. Common sense and self-preservation cautions Edward against having a relationship with Bella, but he cannot control the emotions she has awakened in him. He decided to have one night with her. Will one night be enough? Adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,072 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward, Renée - Complete
Silent City by comekitty reviews
Caught in a world where the lines of good and evil blur, Bella finds herself in the heart of a war. There is a struggle for power and control of the streets of Chicago...but will underboss Edward find himself fighting for more than he bargained for? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 154,889 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Edward, Bella
Under My Nose by gabby1017 reviews
Edward Cullen turns thirty in six months and wants to leave the dating scene to find his "Miss Right". Leaving his restaurant behind, he drives a carriage in the French Quarter of New Orleans searching for true love. Who is it? And will he know, when he finds her? Or will she be right under his nose?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 182,588 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,755 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Please? by Kallipap reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were children. Now she wants him to help her with a rather delicate situation. How will Bella's request affect them? Will anything be the same again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Seven Forty-Three by Maplestyle reviews
Maps dictate where we go, but they don't always take us home. City subway tunnels and dim street lights converge, bringing two people infinitely closer. Will a chance meeting lead them to forever? Maybe it was only a matter of time. Collab with CullensTwiMistress. Romance; BxE; Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,968 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scars by Jazz09 reviews
Bella is in a deeply abusive relationship, while Edward is lost after the death of his girlfriend. Can they overcome the past and save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,439 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Want A Mommy! by TheStrong1 reviews
Summary: MOBWARD! DADWARD! 34 year old Edward Cullen is the head of the Cullen Family, he's deadly, he's charming, and he's a single father with a small boy who's greatest wish it to have a Mom. 21 year old Isabella is sweet, maternal, loving and good natured. When the Cullen boys crash into her world, she finds her lonely simple life is never going to be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,104 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Love Of The Mafia by SarahRoseFics reviews
Bella owns the Black Swan restaurant, and lives a simple but well-off life, until one day she stumbles into Edward Cullen. When her life becomes in danger, Edward makes a drastic decision and acts upon it. How will she react? What secrets is he hiding? AH. MA. E/B. MobWard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,686 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
For the Love of Domination by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen a 32 yr old Pediatric Neurologist, also a Dom living in Seattle. Bella Swan a 23yr old Corporate Attorney living in NYC.. Edward s in need of more.. and Bella s just in need..can a meddling Pixie bring these two together..BDSM & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 311,384 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Souls In Jeopardy by xxLuAshxx reviews
Sequel to 'Mates For Eternity'. Bella and Edward are living their eternity as vampire mates. However, there is someone from the past thirsting for revenge on Edward, and what better plan is there than to hit Edward where it hurts the most; through Bella. Will they overcome this evil? Or will they both succumb to the darkness that threatens to destroy them? *LEMONS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Brothers by acemckean reviews
What happens when Bella, Alice and Rose meet the members of a famous group, after winning a contest to meet them? Will there be love? Will everything work out? Will Bella and Edward get their happy ending? Some OOC!Cannon pairings. AU/AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 215,333 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dark Velvet by cristinaN reviews
A world of sex, money and power and there all his. A different kind of love story. MOBWARD and a whole lot more read A/N inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,265 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until I saw you by reyes139 reviews
He wants her-she wants him. Both play the age old game of cat and mouse yet neither are willing to be the prey. A Mobward who falls deeply in love and a sassy Bella making him work for it. Rated M for everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,957 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,740 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedlocked by chynnadoll36 reviews
An arranged marriage is what separates them, but something stronger will bond them together. A story of an arranged marriage, seduction and a forbidden love affair. AH, M rated for adult themes and language, some canon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 236,397 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bold Gestures by SexyLexiCullen reviews
"Young women can act silly, but men... Men make bold gestures." I opened the trunk for Bella. The man inside ended up on the pavement. Bella's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth. GangsterWard. *1958.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,233 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tartarus by marie0912 reviews
Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction - she believes in friction. That is until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way, the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest - One of the Winners of the 'Dirty Five'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Mafia Bargains by JMBC reviews
Traded like livestock, treated like trash, all by her own aunt and uncle. When she's put up as collateral, does Bella find what she's always needed in a man from the underworld? BxE Mafia AH/AU OOC Rated M just in case OS or continue? tell me what u thin
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 203,766 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Edward, Bella
Life On The Island by Musicxlove11 reviews
Clary Fray has no desire to leave New York. But when her parents plan a trip for her sixteenth birthday present, she has no choice in the matter. While trying to ward of a stranger's unwanted advances, tragedy strikes, and Clary is thrown into a new life she's not ready for. Will she find her way back home, or be stuck on an unfamiliar island forever? M for later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,700 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Black Silk Tie by sospecial21 reviews
Edward Cullen is a 28 year old billionaire with a taste for pleasure and pain. Bella just happens to get a job with his company and things get pretty interesting from there. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward and some d/s relationship...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,058 - Reviews: 3475 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Binds by Twilightfanfic21 reviews
The Story follows Isabella Swan settling into her new life after her Master selects her as his slave. BDSM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,780 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cobblestones to Corsets by TrueEnglishRose reviews
In 1843, Queen Victoria reined alongside etiquette and protocol. Everything was judged from who you were to what you owned and how much status you had. Can a small farm girl from Lord Cullen's estate bring life and happiness back to his son? Will Master Edward see her for what she is as a person, or who she is by birth? And what does Lady Cullen have up her sleeve?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Double Take by LivRose reviews
Bella has been having a bad week. To top it off she just witnessed something she really shouldn't have and gets abducted by a Mr. Cullen. Will Bella conquer depression?Will her secrets come out? Will Emmett find a suit that fit him? MOBWARD Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,867 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6283 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Will I Know by deb24601 reviews
You don't get over Edward Cullen. Even when he was never really yours. A story about wanting, needing and, eventually, knowing. AH. Inspired by Jan 2012 Witfit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8252 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Elite by Dannyl211 reviews
Edward Cullen is the bad boy with a loaded gun and is head of Cullen Elite, a major mafia organization in Seattle, and he wants something that he can't have.Bella Swan is the daughter of Seattle's Police Commissioner and is tired of being the good girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fall & Rise by CaraNo reviews
A new town, a new life, too many secrets. The McCarty siblings struggle to hide a past they can barely remember but that has left great scars. When someone gets too close, Emmett and Bella back off. What they didn't count on was that Edward, Alice, Rose, and Jasper refused to give up. And what Edward didn't count on was that he'd fall in love twice. Repost of my first fic. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Bet by summerleigh81 reviews
Playboy Edward makes a bet that he can get any girl, but when that girl turns out to be Bella things get a little out of hand. He's intrigued by her, but she only sees him as a player. What happens when she finds out she's pregnant? LEMONS AH OOC CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,547 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Beautiful by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Bella, new to "the lifestyle," attends a party at dominant Edward Cullen's house, and he shows an interest in her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,322 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7766 - Favs: 8,256 - Follows: 9,901 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Diamonds of my Heart by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Sequel to Diamond Man - Edward and Bella have been married for two years in a blissful life, with their daughter Elizabeth. Business is picking up for Edward and Bella is a happy woman, but not everything is as it seems as the pair now face a new enemy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,684 - Follows: 12,375 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Consumed by fire by acacia6583 reviews
After being recruited into the Seattle Fire department, Bella goes out to celebrate. She sleeps with a gorgeous stranger but unbeknown to her he is her new colleague. Watch the sparks fly between them. All Human, rated M for mature themes and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,590 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Mafia Mistress by rayne 24 reviews
"Finally she was mine and I relished in the feeling. No longer did I have to fear the what if's or maybe's. She belonged to no one else except me and until the day I breathe my last, she will be all I needed. My Mafia Queen." AH/OOC. NO UNDER 18's PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,769 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Cosa Nostra by vronismyname reviews
Bella is a mystery to most of her friends and to Edward once she meets him, he tries to figure her out while trying to keep her safe. Edward is a son of one of the biggest Mob families. OOC. Canon pairiings. M for lemons,language,drugs etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,476 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sin With A Grin by Avery Shane reviews
Edward Masen is the high riser in the underworld of organized crime; cue Bella's entrance. Edward finds Bella to be an enigma as she beats him at his own game and shakes up the Mafia. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diamond Man by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella swan is the most popular of singers in Chicago. Edward is the drinking/ smoker/ handsome mob boss who walks into Bella's fathers club to collect a debt. There he sees Bella Swan, and he will do what ever it takes to make her his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,448 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 8,189 - Follows: 8,402 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7135 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Never Ends, A Remake by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Remake of Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for suggestive themes, language and 1 dark character. All AH, OOC; added in are some OCs of my own. Don't like, don't have to read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,902 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14409 - Favs: 7,368 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Poor little Barmaid by joeybabii reviews
Bella and Rosalie move to L.A for a fresh start. Starting at Price university together. Bella needs a job...a bar job. Will a acertain Darkward make an appearance and help the "Poor little barmaid" out? REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,777 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Worst Kidnappers by green-eyed-coconutt reviews
Isabella Swan, the famous daughter of politician Charlie and A-list actress Renee. Edward Cullen, first-time kidnapper. Their encounter will make their lives...Rated M for later chapters. Updates weekly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4671 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Obsess by BananaFannaFo reviews
"But I was trapped. Trapped to a man I no longer knew. A man that had become a monster just a few short months after reciting my vows, tying myself to him forever... And in love with a man that couldn't save me from this hell."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,734 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6761 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
False Pretences by Captain Eventually reviews
When a doctor is kidnapped by Chicago's Mafia, she is forced to finish her deceased fathers five years of work for them. This entails spying/rooming with a man in the mafia, while he believes it is his purpose to romance her into joining the mob for life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Reunion by VivaJayne reviews
OLD STORY! First one posted to this site almost six years ago, but my sentimental heart won't let me take it down. Quality sucks, plot is meh, but if you do wish to read it then be my guest. Please keep in mind, if you review, I am aware of many of the issues within this fic and that this is NOT an accurate representation of my current ability as a writer. Read with a grain of salt
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
When We Say Forever by spiffy the scribbler reviews
Post-Van Alen Legacy. To find and secure the Gates was a daunting task, and help might just be at hand, but it'll change everything, like tipping the scales of war back in their favour, and making nice with the pissed off Angel of Death in New York. S/J
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,612 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Schuyler, Jack - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding The Perfect Man by BananaFannaFo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe in relationships, and avoided them at all costs. But when her two best friends get engaged, leaving her the odd man out, she decides to take a chance and go on a search. A search to find the perfect man.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,415 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 6,387 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volterra by Discover09 reviews
Alice didn't go to Forks after she saw Bella jump off the cliff. Rosalie told Edward about Bella and he went to the Volturi. 3 yrs later, after they have finished school, Bella and Jake go travelling together. What will they find?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Songbird by SydneyAlice reviews
On the eve of a wedding, a chance encounter in a piano bar leads to a weekend of passion. When faced with the consequences, will Bella and Edward overcome their differences and focus on what's really important in life? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,656 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nerd Alert by LaPushWolf reviews
Bella's got the hots for the library bookworm. Alice is trying to charm the new southern waiter. Rose is trying to impress the schools baseball star. Will the girls ever get up the nerve to turn their fantasy boys into reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Grey by Soft Ragoo reviews
Edward Cullen lives a fantasy life, changing as his family moves along, yet never entirely changing. He's seeking something new and exciting; something worth living for. He finds what he least expected, and it changes him forever. Mature readers please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 140,532 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,202 - Follows: 8,261 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Home by jennde reviews
Edward & Bella are lifelong friends. At 18, just as their true feelings for each other are coming to fruition, tragedy strikes and the US is thrust into World War II. Will Edward and Bella's love be enough to see them through a world war? Rated M, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,043 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 6,117 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen & Son’s LLP by Wants2BeACullen reviews
Bella get’s a job at a prestigious Chicago law firm straight out of college. What happens when she finds that one of the Cullen boys despises her? Or does he? B&E AH/AU Romance/Drama Rated M for language and future lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Be My Boyfriend for 5 Minutes by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is miserable at a party where Mike won't leave her alone. She enlists the help of a hot stranger to be her boyfriend. Will their fake love blossom into true love?Maybe M later on. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursue by BananaFannaFo reviews
Sequel to 'Obsess'. Bella thinks that she can finally settle down and live her life with Edward and their daughter. Her psycho ex husband, Jacob is behind bars, and they have nothing left to fear... or so she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Tommy Gun Stole My Heart by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Edward is in the Italian Mafia in present day N.Y.C. He takes Bella hostage, and they bond strongly. Not sure about category. Mostly Edward's POV. Now rated M for partial lemons, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rapacious by BananaFannaFo reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years, all while secretly liking each other. Can they put their friendship on the line and become something more, or will their actions and choices ruin everything. *Certain situations may be disturbing to some*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,066 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darling by Sylime reviews
Mob bosses, murder, secrets and sexual tension. Bella's in too deep and by the time she figures it out, it's gonna be too late. Can she survive the fall, or will someone be there to catch her? *Not for Jacob lovers* AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,456 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,421 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Forgotten Angels by ToesNtheWater reviews
Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7073 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,641 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unbreakable Bond by Lina Heart reviews
Schyuler is asked to do a photo shoot in paradise, with none other then Jack himself! And Sxhyuler learns of the unbreakable bond, a bond she is willing to make with Jack. Much Sexual Content, and more then one chapter if you R&R
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
CHALLENGE ME SAVE ME by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
At first it was a game to both Bella and Edward. Both cocky and full of confidence. Living in their self created worlds help ease the pain of reality. What happens when both collide? M FOR A REASON. R&R I SUCK AT SUMMARYS PLEASE READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,865 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Right place, wrong time by Miss.Carlie reviews
Everyones future was uncertain when they entered the bank at the wrong time. But this violent action is the second chance some people need. Will Bella get her happy ending? will anyone? hostage situations CANON rating might change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2010
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Two Edwards: Moving Forwards & Backwards by xshear reviews
Sequel to, 'A Tale of Two Edwards'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,045 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Where is your heart? by Crazy4Fantasy reviews
When Sky realizes that her liason/discreate affair with Jack has left her with a precious gift. Every Character belongs to Melissa de la Cruz. This is just something i created based on her characters from her blue blood books. SKY&JACK STORY
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finished by Mz. Random Awesomeness reviews
Three words. That's all it took for Jace to go out on a death mission. What are those words you ask? Jonathan has Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Self Control by DazzledBoops reviews
Watch as the cocky player Edward Cullen swoons over the shy nerd Bella Swan. Edward is a bit possessive of our sweet Bella until the tables turn on him and his shy nerd crush turns into a saucy sex kitten on her own. OOC/AH/Cannon Couples. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Second Chance by Crazy4Fantasy reviews
Bella has been gone from Forks for more than three years. Now she is returning. What will she find? She isn't the only one who has changed in the past three years. Will old friendships be ammended, what about the old childhood sweetheart she left behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5743 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Love You Like An Arsonist by WickedAngel23 reviews
Ditched by her friends, and desperately seeking out a bathroom, Bella stumbles onto something she shouldn’t have. Something that’s about to turn her life upside down. M for Language & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,710 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fall For You by CullenLvr726 reviews
An EXB love story with a twist. What if Bella was already a vampire when she moved to Forks and came across the Cullens? Will Edward and Bella's relationship survive when someone from her past reemerges? Rated M for later Chapters. Loaded w/ angsty love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 131,762 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Venus Doom by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. After the death of her sister, Bella's life has taken a bad turn. Someone wants her life in ruins and will stop at nothing until she loses everything, including Edward. But how does she stop someone who already died? Better summary inside. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4397 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Better Man by xhollymarie reviews
this is a post revelations story. Schyuler wants a new man.. will she find one? and get a soulmate while shes looking? Rated M for future chapters
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
Bella's New First Day of School by dancethemango reviews
When Bella becomes a vampire, all seems good. but when starting anew at a school in Vermont, will she be too human?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bad, Bad Girlfriend by ericastwilight reviews
A gift for Emerald-Rosalie, using her Bella and Edward from The Wicked Game. Edward bored at home is called away to tame his girlfriend Bella while she's out with her friends, little does he know, she's looking for trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6523 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8705 - Favs: 14,167 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Something for the weekend by Lindsi loolabell reviews
Lemony fresh AH, adult themes. On a weekend away for her brother Emmett's birthday, Bella meets his friend Edward. The gorgeous guy that brings out her inner nymph. Mummy Beryl, this is not for your eyes! NO infringement intended. It belongs to the Mormon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
PYT by ohsofabmisslucyy reviews
Bella, an up-coming fashion designer, swears she's in a gangster movie everything she turns around. Does her new love, Edward, have anything to do with it? Rated M for strong language, themes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions of a Sinner by EZRocksAngel reviews
7 Sins, 7 Authors, 7 One-shots
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/3/2009
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jacob's proposal part2: the Volturi are back by dancethemango reviews
Uh oh! all seems great with the engagement of Jake and Nessie, but when Alice recieves a disturbing vision, all can be lost...once again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Wilderness by wolfpgirl reviews
Vampires. An alternative to Twilight, but based on the book. Bella gets talked into going backpacking and if by some miracle she makes it out alive, more danger is waiting for her. BxE Romance, action, angst, fluff....everything!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,216 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Will Obey Me by MaeCullen17 reviews
What if Edward and Bella didn't forgive each other after Bella escaped school to go to La Push? Edward thinks that Bella belongs to him. Will Bella obey him? Lemons! Slightly to Very OOC for Edward. However, I think we can all see Bella acting like this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jake's Proposal by dancethemango reviews
We all know how Jake imprints on young Renesmee, but what will happen when she is all grown up? This is what would happen if he actually thought of proposing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mischief & Mistletoe by EZRocksAngel reviews
Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel of Mine by BlueAngel07 reviews
Bella has dealt with alot in her life and then Edward comes into the picture. How will things play out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
someone to somebody by kakes reviews
Bella leaves her mother to live with her twenty year old brother and meets Edward Cullen. there will be alot of peoples POV's so read and review. I suck at summaries so don't judge a book by it's cover. rated t just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
Escape the Fate by xrubberxducksx reviews
After leaving her abusive boyfriend, Jacob, behind, Bella is fleeing to Forks to live with high school friend, Rosalie. Who will she meet there? ExB All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Forbidden Visions by Serena530 reviews
A Blue Bloods fiction. Takes place after Masquerade. How is Schuyler's life in the Force household? What exactly is going on between her and Jack? Is her friendship with Oliver holding up? All this and more. ON HIATUS-Check profile for updates
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
True Escape by ARemusRomance reviews
What would have happened if she never found Jake? “Bella,” he whispered my name in my ear seductively. “We want you forever.”I gasped. What were they talking about? Then as realization dawned on me, I felt his teeth sink into my neck.READ REVIEW :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2008