Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Hey, welcome whomever you may be. This is my palace of... well, no privacy and since you're here there's no solitude either. Huh, I guess it mustn't be a palace after all, just a profile... *DAMN!*
Whether you found me due to a story, an accident or randomly clicking a link, I'm glad you're here.
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Seeing as this is FanFiction.net I should probably mention something about what I'm doing on here (besides the obvious). I may have the worlds most bizarre Jacob/Rosalie obsession, we can all thank AngelAtTwilight for that one. Her story - The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella - may well have ruined my perception of Christmas, in a good way.
I pretty much only read Twilight fanfics. Occasionally a Harry Potter one if my nutjob friend Char decides that I HAVE to, even then they're only Draco/Hermione stories. Why? Fucked if I know. In Twilight I'll read pretty much anything, if I do read E/B though it has to be EXTREMELY GOOD.
So as I mentioned a paragraph ago, I love Jacob/Rosalie fics, closely followed by Jacob/Alice fics, but only when he's not an asshole to her. If you've read a story where either of those pairings occur as a side story then inbox me immediately! I will hump your leg, seriously, that's how excited I'd get.
Then we have Jasper/... well just Jasper and anyone! In fact I have a whole profile for my Jasper/??? fics. Everything's BIGGER In Texas.
Continuing... Alice/Carlisle, Alice/Edward, Alice/Emmett, Alice/Rosalie, Only really good Alice/Bella such as Age Doesn't Matter In Love, Bella/Emmett, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Carlisle, not really a fan of Bella/Jacob unless he's a really big asshole and they have a rather large amount of sex, Bella/Rosalie if Rose has some kind of sweet side. *Breathes in* Rosalie/Carlisle, Rosalie/Edward, Rosalie/Emmett if they're vampires, Rosalie/Jasper. Nessie/Jacob, Nessie/Seth, I only like Nessie/Jasper and Nessie/Emmett fics if they're written by either Scarlet Temptation or OverzealousGuineapig, and I guess myself since I adopted Illicit Activity which contains Jasper/Nessie.
I'm not really into wolf fics with the one exception of Daunting Time which is Quil/Claire and totally fucking hilarious, recently turned naughty.
I guess that's it for now. I may come back and add more later.
OverzealousGuineapig's stories are being edited prior to re-publication. Some (mostly Illicit Activity) have been edited greatly but for the most part it's just different in relation to mistakes.
Bear with me, I'll get there.
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